This IG Account Gathered Nearly 1M Fans With Its Dad Memes And Here Are 30 Of The Best

Spatial dynamics should be a required course at all levels of education.

This is the best picture ever. I love elephants 🐘 ❤️

Technically, he is not wrong.

🤦‍♂️ aarghhh! 😅

Oh, that's why I saw Pennywise run past me screaming "F**k this s**t!"

And then they will tell you "I love you dad", and all is good again. :D

Like Dark Souls games. Prepare to parentiing 💀

We alternated pages. Sped it up a little.

And had left a trail across two rooms and hallway of carpet, too :(

good grief

Reminds me of beezus and ramona

Kevin McCallister lives here

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Looks like Snow White has vitiligo.

This isn't a sacrifice... saving the best two slices is a WIN!

Sounds like "cruel and unusual punishment".

I love this one!

This is such a toddler thing to do. Why do random toddlers always show you their belly for no reason?

this is the doing that needs to be done, so good job

Don't hold your breath.

The kid doesnt want to share his precious collection of sticky cars, but it is ok to go kick rocks together. "Respect my private space, dad!"

Had a pet rat like this. Wasbt allowed in kitchen. We would be playing in living room. After awhile he would go over to kitchen, look at us, look back at kitchen, put on paw over, look back at us. Always pushing.

And this is only the mild stuff.

The day my Monster rushed into the bedroom, with a pack of stock cubes and asking me if they were poisonous "raw". When I asked why, Monster said "I thought they were mini chocolates wrapped in foil and they taste disgusting" I nearly "expired" laughing.

And they have no comprehension of these rules.

And how cute!

That's why we celebrated New Year in Singapore this time. Cheers, celebrations, then off to bed early. Edit: we live in Europe

So, they are in their 30s already?

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Cat, possibly dog.

May I remind you dirty minded folks you're not thinking of what you're supposed to be actually thinking of, its simply a comparison of being innocent and nice looking in photos (seeming like the 'perfect child') and then being a gremlin at home who drives you nuts, at least thats how I thought of it so idk what others' thoughts are😭

Also: No, I didn't slam the door. That was my bunny.

I put them right here....🧐🙄👀

ALWAYS answer the phone when a toddler hands it to you!

Me to my wife when we're out shopping. Or anywhere for that matter.

We went to bed just after midnight, once all the fireworks had finished.

Fun fact: chicken tenders are really not available all over the world.

as a dog owner, i dont feel seen :p

MIB......

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10 hours is nothing lol

I was always grateful if there were two socks within a 10 metre radius.

Biggest Mistake i made around Christmas was that f*****g Elf.

That was my stepdad. Always griping at me about sleeping in and wasting the day away (as I woke up at like 11am on weekends when I didn't have school) as he had been up since 5am but went to bed at like 7pm or so.

Lol!

I had a kid today complaining because another kid took his food- which was a cheeto that had fallen in the dirt

How about: actions have consequences (some good some bad).

It was great!

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Based for most women.

Or a 90 pound dog...

"Kid" has got some leg hair

I did that yesterday.

The brainrot is quite advanced already.

Does dad drive a limo?

We get around this one by never having any food in the fridge.

Can't believe he'd even ask

Im starting to understand that kids are not taught in school. Simply to figure it out and give us results so we can get more money.

There's no way I could go without the mini dino. Sometimes she misses me so much while I take a shower she strips and jumps into the shower with me, wearing the biggest 'tadaaa!'grin