Guy Wanted A Happy Ending But Got A Sad Ending For Free In A Hilarious Chat That Went Viral

This was pure genius. Dial-up, am I right? Lol. She's trying to order some more online dude...chill. Also, the sad endings packages were golden. I can't being to imagine how much of this sort of crap massage therapists have to put up with but this was handled brilliantly.

The moment men are called out on their predetory behavior, suddenly it was all a joke. Disgusting prick. I hope you told his wife should he actually have one. She should not be with such a being. She deserves better.

so many massage place must have that kind of inquiry.

That's too much time and effort to deal with this idiot but i laughed!

Package B: "because they're better.... like your sisters grades, which is probably the reason for his favoritism" oh snap

Sure you can have the happy ending. Let me go find my tweezersand magnifying glass

The way he goes from asking with the "lol"s to anger at her messing with him to regret and backpeddling is kind of disgusting. If you ask a woman with a legit business if she does sexual favors, don't get mad at the response she chooses. What a psycho.

Oh man, all this did was inspire me to ask for sad endings. Kind of like therapy.

Hello, yes? I'll take package C, but instead of lavender, could I instead get the scent of middle-aged desperation and entitlement? Thanks.

It was brilliant! On the other hand, it would have been also funny and brilliant if she happily did offer happy ending packages like: repeating motivational mantras or a META love guided meditation during a relaxing massage session, listening to a 30 mins recording of dad's jokes during a muscle relieve massage session, or watching short comedy/comedian films during a shoulder, neck and face massage session. Those would certaingly give me a super happy ending 😃!

The poor massageist or massager or something.

That last 'Hello?' 😆😆😆😆😆

To some extent blame should be to masseuses who DO give happy endings. This guy was probably looking for THOSE and just happened to ask if this was one of them. Like if the product is available they're gonna ask for it. No offense to those who don't stock it and it's not a personal attack against them, they can just decline that they're not the ones who do that. If you find a business lady or cashier and ask for a blow job just coz female, then then you deserve a bad rep. Coz no you have no justification for expecting that service.

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This is hilarious, but a 'masseur' is male and a 'masseuse' is female. Or you can just say 'massage therapist'.

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Well, someone's not worried that the hotel will get a negative review (that kind of 'customer' always anonymously takes it out on whatever, "the croissants were too straight" type).