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Guy Wanted A Happy Ending But Got A Sad Ending For Free In A Hilarious Chat That Went Viral

Guy Wanted A Happy Ending But Got A Sad Ending For Free In A Hilarious Chat That Went Viral

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Sometimes you’d better be careful what you ask for. Especially if what you wish is not listed on the page. Or you may, and most likely will get burned. Like this anonymous man who has been mercilessly roasted by a masseur named Amber after asking her for something that’s not on the service menu.

Turns out, the man was “more interested in the stuff that isn’t listed,” and he then added “like happy endings lol.” At this point, Amber was like “gotcha, say no more,” and a savagely hilarious chat between the two ensued.

The masseur not only had something to offer to the potential client, she had a full 3 packages ready on the table. Read the full chat captured in screenshots that’s basically a masterclass in how to handle awkward questions, unsolicited offers, and weirdo people all at once.

A customer asks for a service that’s not listed on the page, the masseur hilariously shuts him down with a priceless counter-offer

Image credits: Morgan Sherwood (not the actual photo)

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Image credits: Amber Says

Many people found the masseur’s response brilliant

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evacheong avatar
Eva the Egg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the most brilliant thing I've ever seen. I laughed for all three options and was wheezing for a while after 😂😂😂

master_minds9 avatar
denzoren
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was pure genius. Dial-up, am I right? Lol. She's trying to order some more online dude...chill. Also, the sad endings packages were golden. I can't being to imagine how much of this sort of crap massage therapists have to put up with but this was handled brilliantly.

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Seabeast
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, the old "I was just joking" excuse. Heaven forbid someone should take responsibility for his actions and words.

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QueenMiri
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The moment men are called out on their predetory behavior, suddenly it was all a joke. Disgusting prick. I hope you told his wife should he actually have one. She should not be with such a being. She deserves better.

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Alphabet Soupy
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a junior/senior in high school and researching higher learning, I got a call from an Army recruiter, I told him no thank you, I planned on studying massage therapy. His tone changed immediately, and even though he had no idea how I looked, he started making suggestive comments. That was the end of my massage therapist dream. (Already been assaulted by then, so it seemed an easy choice to avoid the profession. Now I’m old, cynical and have a few years of Muay Thai under my belt, I should give it another go…)

kjorn avatar
kjorn
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so many massage place must have that kind of inquiry.

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Gin Marie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I was JOKING." Yeah, you say this, & everybody knows it's not a joke.

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's too much time and effort to deal with this idiot but i laughed!

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HooowlAtTheMoon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Package B: "because they're better.... like your sisters grades, which is probably the reason for his favoritism" oh snap

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Shelby P
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it particularly hilarious how he back-peddled when she mentioned reading these texts to his wife... so he's scared now? WTF?

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Bill
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure you can have the happy ending. Let me go find my tweezersand magnifying glass

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Persp Gold
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The way he goes from asking with the "lol"s to anger at her messing with him to regret and backpeddling is kind of disgusting. If you ask a woman with a legit business if she does sexual favors, don't get mad at the response she chooses. What a psycho.

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Curry on...
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha. He swore he was joking when she mentioned sending texts to the wifey.

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Ivana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh man, all this did was inspire me to ask for sad endings. Kind of like therapy.

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Jessica Shookhoff
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hello, yes? I'll take package C, but instead of lavender, could I instead get the scent of middle-aged desperation and entitlement? Thanks.

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M Calad
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was brilliant! On the other hand, it would have been also funny and brilliant if she happily did offer happy ending packages like: repeating motivational mantras or a META love guided meditation during a relaxing massage session, listening to a 30 mins recording of dad's jokes during a muscle relieve massage session, or watching short comedy/comedian films during a shoulder, neck and face massage session. Those would certaingly give me a super happy ending 😃!

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Sanne H.
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leaving out the parts reagarding reading out loud credit card reports and credit statements, package A doesn’t sound that bad actually

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guy greej
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To some extent blame should be to masseuses who DO give happy endings. This guy was probably looking for THOSE and just happened to ask if this was one of them. Like if the product is available they're gonna ask for it. No offense to those who don't stock it and it's not a personal attack against them, they can just decline that they're not the ones who do that. If you find a business lady or cashier and ask for a blow job just coz female, then then you deserve a bad rep. Coz no you have no justification for expecting that service.

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Bill
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2 years ago

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Waste of time. He has way more experience than she ever will

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BorPand8
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2 years ago

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This is hilarious, but a 'masseur' is male and a 'masseuse' is female. Or you can just say 'massage therapist'.

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Luthor
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2 years ago (edited)

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I don't get this. The masseuse could have simply said that they don't offer that service. I don't think it was an unreasonable request? Just say "No, I do not offer that sevice.". Why humiliate the person asking? Sheesh... It's not like he was being rude. Just tell the potential client that that is not a service you offer and put them on to someone who does. Why were they being so mean? I'm with the client on this one. My lord, they just wanted a massage and a hand job... they weren't asking for the death penalty! I Surely you are mature enough in your craft to understansd that some people may misinterpret?

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Kaori Panda
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it's disgusting to act that way towards people who are just trying to do their job.

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Marcellus the Third
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2 years ago

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Well, someone's not worried that the hotel will get a negative review (that kind of 'customer' always anonymously takes it out on whatever, "the croissants were too straight" type).

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Eva the Egg
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the most brilliant thing I've ever seen. I laughed for all three options and was wheezing for a while after 😂😂😂

master_minds9 avatar
denzoren
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was pure genius. Dial-up, am I right? Lol. She's trying to order some more online dude...chill. Also, the sad endings packages were golden. I can't being to imagine how much of this sort of crap massage therapists have to put up with but this was handled brilliantly.

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Seabeast
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, the old "I was just joking" excuse. Heaven forbid someone should take responsibility for his actions and words.

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QueenMiri
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The moment men are called out on their predetory behavior, suddenly it was all a joke. Disgusting prick. I hope you told his wife should he actually have one. She should not be with such a being. She deserves better.

cmuraspunk avatar
Alphabet Soupy
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a junior/senior in high school and researching higher learning, I got a call from an Army recruiter, I told him no thank you, I planned on studying massage therapy. His tone changed immediately, and even though he had no idea how I looked, he started making suggestive comments. That was the end of my massage therapist dream. (Already been assaulted by then, so it seemed an easy choice to avoid the profession. Now I’m old, cynical and have a few years of Muay Thai under my belt, I should give it another go…)

kjorn avatar
kjorn
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so many massage place must have that kind of inquiry.

ginmarie avatar
Gin Marie
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I was JOKING." Yeah, you say this, & everybody knows it's not a joke.

vickyz avatar
Vicky Z
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's too much time and effort to deal with this idiot but i laughed!

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HooowlAtTheMoon
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Package B: "because they're better.... like your sisters grades, which is probably the reason for his favoritism" oh snap

shelbyp avatar
Shelby P
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it particularly hilarious how he back-peddled when she mentioned reading these texts to his wife... so he's scared now? WTF?

dirigobill avatar
Bill
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure you can have the happy ending. Let me go find my tweezersand magnifying glass

perspgold avatar
Persp Gold
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The way he goes from asking with the "lol"s to anger at her messing with him to regret and backpeddling is kind of disgusting. If you ask a woman with a legit business if she does sexual favors, don't get mad at the response she chooses. What a psycho.

ddw2945 avatar
Curry on...
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha. He swore he was joking when she mentioned sending texts to the wifey.

jamie_mayfield avatar
Ivana
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh man, all this did was inspire me to ask for sad endings. Kind of like therapy.

jessicashookhoff avatar
Jessica Shookhoff
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hello, yes? I'll take package C, but instead of lavender, could I instead get the scent of middle-aged desperation and entitlement? Thanks.

mcalad avatar
M Calad
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was brilliant! On the other hand, it would have been also funny and brilliant if she happily did offer happy ending packages like: repeating motivational mantras or a META love guided meditation during a relaxing massage session, listening to a 30 mins recording of dad's jokes during a muscle relieve massage session, or watching short comedy/comedian films during a shoulder, neck and face massage session. Those would certaingly give me a super happy ending 😃!

saihoekstra avatar
Sanne H.
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leaving out the parts reagarding reading out loud credit card reports and credit statements, package A doesn’t sound that bad actually

guygreej avatar
guy greej
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To some extent blame should be to masseuses who DO give happy endings. This guy was probably looking for THOSE and just happened to ask if this was one of them. Like if the product is available they're gonna ask for it. No offense to those who don't stock it and it's not a personal attack against them, they can just decline that they're not the ones who do that. If you find a business lady or cashier and ask for a blow job just coz female, then then you deserve a bad rep. Coz no you have no justification for expecting that service.

dirigobill avatar
Bill
Community Member
2 years ago

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Waste of time. He has way more experience than she ever will

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BorPand8
Community Member
2 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

This is hilarious, but a 'masseur' is male and a 'masseuse' is female. Or you can just say 'massage therapist'.

karla-is avatar
Luthor
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

I don't get this. The masseuse could have simply said that they don't offer that service. I don't think it was an unreasonable request? Just say "No, I do not offer that sevice.". Why humiliate the person asking? Sheesh... It's not like he was being rude. Just tell the potential client that that is not a service you offer and put them on to someone who does. Why were they being so mean? I'm with the client on this one. My lord, they just wanted a massage and a hand job... they weren't asking for the death penalty! I Surely you are mature enough in your craft to understansd that some people may misinterpret?

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Kaori Panda
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it's disgusting to act that way towards people who are just trying to do their job.

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Marcellus the Third
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2 years ago

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Well, someone's not worried that the hotel will get a negative review (that kind of 'customer' always anonymously takes it out on whatever, "the croissants were too straight" type).

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