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Guy Wanted A Happy Ending But Got A Sad Ending For Free In A Hilarious Chat That Went Viral

Guy Wanted A Happy Ending But Got A Sad Ending For Free In A Hilarious Chat That Went Viral

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Sometimes you’d better be careful what you ask for. Especially if what you wish is not listed on the page. Or you may, and most likely will get burned. Like this anonymous man who has been mercilessly roasted by a masseur named Amber after asking her for something that’s not on the service menu.

Turns out, the man was “more interested in the stuff that isn’t listed,” and he then added “like happy endings lol.” At this point, Amber was like “gotcha, say no more,” and a savagely hilarious chat between the two ensued.

The masseur not only had something to offer to the potential client, she had a full 3 packages ready on the table. Read the full chat captured in screenshots that’s basically a masterclass in how to handle awkward questions, unsolicited offers, and weirdo people all at once.

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    A customer asks for a service that’s not listed on the page, the masseur hilariously shuts him down with a priceless counter-offer

    Image credits: Morgan Sherwood (not the actual photo)

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    Many people found the masseur’s response brilliant

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    Mindaugas Balčiauskas

    Mindaugas Balčiauskas

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    I'm a visual editor at Bored Panda. I kickstart my day with a mug of coffee bigger than my head, ready to tackle Photoshop. I navigate through the digital jungle with finesse, fueled by bamboo breaks and caffeine kicks. When the workday winds down, you might catch me devouring bamboo snacks while binging on the latest TV show, gaming or I could be out in nature, soaking up the tranquility and communing with my inner panda.

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    Mindaugas Balčiauskas

    Mindaugas Balčiauskas

    Author, BoredPanda staff

    I'm a visual editor at Bored Panda. I kickstart my day with a mug of coffee bigger than my head, ready to tackle Photoshop. I navigate through the digital jungle with finesse, fueled by bamboo breaks and caffeine kicks. When the workday winds down, you might catch me devouring bamboo snacks while binging on the latest TV show, gaming or I could be out in nature, soaking up the tranquility and communing with my inner panda.

    Liucija Adomaite

    Liucija Adomaite

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    Liucija Adomaite is a creative mind with years of experience in copywriting. She has a dynamic set of experiences from advertising, academia, and journalism. This time, she has set out on a journey to investigate the ways in which we communicate ideas on a large scale. Her current mission is to find a magic formula for how to make ideas, news, and other such things spread like a virus.

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    Liucija Adomaite

    Liucija Adomaite

    Writer, Community member

    Liucija Adomaite is a creative mind with years of experience in copywriting. She has a dynamic set of experiences from advertising, academia, and journalism. This time, she has set out on a journey to investigate the ways in which we communicate ideas on a large scale. Her current mission is to find a magic formula for how to make ideas, news, and other such things spread like a virus.

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    Eva the Egg
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most brilliant thing I've ever seen. I laughed for all three options and was wheezing for a while after 😂😂😂

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    denzoren
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was pure genius. Dial-up, am I right? Lol. She's trying to order some more online dude...chill. Also, the sad endings packages were golden. I can't being to imagine how much of this sort of crap massage therapists have to put up with but this was handled brilliantly.

    rhodabike6 avatar
    Seabeast
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the old "I was just joking" excuse. Heaven forbid someone should take responsibility for his actions and words.

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    Eva the Egg
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most brilliant thing I've ever seen. I laughed for all three options and was wheezing for a while after 😂😂😂

    master_minds9 avatar
    denzoren
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was pure genius. Dial-up, am I right? Lol. She's trying to order some more online dude...chill. Also, the sad endings packages were golden. I can't being to imagine how much of this sort of crap massage therapists have to put up with but this was handled brilliantly.

    rhodabike6 avatar
    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the old "I was just joking" excuse. Heaven forbid someone should take responsibility for his actions and words.

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