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Out of all types of cringe-worthy material, the "badass guy/girl" trope is one of the worst. Some people really feel the need to let the world know how much of a badass they are as they use guns/drugs/have tattoos/are anti-liberal or are just plain mean. However, such attempts at bad-assery are usually cringe-worthy rather than cool to all those around such people. Here, we made a list of all the laughable attempts at trying to appear cool and edgy. Prepare for some cringing, then scroll down below and leave a vote for those that made you laugh (or cringe).

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"I'm Italian. We don't call the cops - we call family"

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"The dumbest thing you can possibly do is piss off my wife. She will open the gates of hell and escort your a** right on in. And she will do it with a smile on her face"

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is some of the worst text flow on a shirt I’ve seen. Why are so many of these clichéd American conservative attitude shirts full of s****y text flow and bad design? Too many different fonts and decorations around the text.

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"Pastor. Because hardcore devil stomping ninja isn't an official job title"

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"Hey snowflake, in the real world you don't get a participation trophy, not everybody is a winner, no one owes you anything, screaming doesn't make you right, sometimes you actually lose, crying doesn't solve problems, nothing is free in this world, people are going to say things that you don't like and you are not special!"

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Omar A
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But, he's whining right now because someone didn't pay him any attention.

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blugeagua
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course he’s definitely the same type of guy who is wearing that shirt because he’s upset that he can’t be a misogynist, racist, homophobe in public because people will rightfully call him out on that s**t.

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly. A******s like this think that “freedom” means “no consequences for being an unethical a*****e”.

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bob
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gnagnagna *yawn* Are they not tired of transferring their insecurities to others?

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April Simnel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course everyone is special. We're each a bit of the universe that's conscious of itself for a short period of time, irrespective of any personal philosophy of life. Think about how you're going to spend that time, is all I'll say.

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Lazy Panda
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the same people who go apeshit when their kid loses at peewee soccer

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh look, another insecure tough guy who thinks being an aggressive jerk-a*s is somehow going to make him look powerful and confident. He probably thinks that “freedom” means “no consequences for being an unethical a*****e”, and resents anyone who aims to make society more equitable.

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Aria Whitaker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, it is incredibly inaccurate. There are plenty of times where you will get something for free (I have), someone WILL owe you something if you perform a service for them, and there are a myriad of people who are, in fact, quite special.

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Susie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When is that participation trophy gripe going to end? When will people realize that the recipients of those trophies weren't the ones who decided to give them out, but rather the older generation?

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Jonathon Smith
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did people ever actually get participation trophies? I know I'm at the older end of 'millennial' but I don't remember them being a thing.

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly. They’re just as snowflakey when it comes to their dogdamned religion. They expect people to hold their christian s**t in some special regard, when it’s just another cult like all the rest.

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Nebo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it - Why don't they just call this article "T-shirts For A$$holes"?

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Calum Rothwell
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People don't understand Liberalism at all. Liberal: I believe it should be our duty to defend human rights and social equality above everything else. Conservative: F**k "the left" their all a load of snowflakes who hate everyone! Why don't you love your country you f*****g communist! Liberal: Because that usually means hating minorities especially when they aren't from my country. Conservative: Shut the f**k up you libtard. Liberal: No, you shut the f**k up. Conservative: No thanks, I believe in free speech! Liberal: What do you think of lgbt pride? Conservative: It's wrong and we should ban it. Liberal: Lol Conservative: Snowflake!

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This conservative dude bro apparently thinks his extremely verbose shirt is clever and that his opinion is the symbol of America. It’s not.

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And what would you be saying if it were a woman wearing this shirt? Love how you feminists cry for equality but mock and insult men whenever given the chance. Hypocrite.

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Jace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, a truly CONFIDENT guy doesn’t need to advertise it. Tough guys are insecure pricks.

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Lara Verne
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are not special. Owner of this shirt probably think he is.

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Steven Rundle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yet so perturbed he has to wear a T shirt about it.... who's the one whose feelings are hurt?

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Clara The Idiot
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do I get the feeling that he doesn't get the "screaming doesn't make you right one" ?...

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Jenna Boatright
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"People are going to say things you don't like..." Seems to me he needs to remember that, too.

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Ben Churchill
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And...usually the first ones to whine when something doesn't go their way...

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Chris Lu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its ironic that older conservatives keep using this motif about participation trophies against millennials when in fact we didn't want them and what was the generation that was handing them out? ohhh

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Andrei Grigo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

talking about snowflakes and it has an american flag on it...oh the irony=)))

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FABULOUS1
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess I am really confused about this losers getting trophys part. It must only be in certain parts of the country because i dont see kids in my area getting participation trophy's and if they did why would anyone think that only kids of liberal parents are the ones getting them.

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Annette Rainbow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I don't like American, it only takes one idiot to rub of on all. When will they wake up.

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Monika Soffronow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you would take away the flags and change the last sentence to "Everybody is just as special as you", I find myself not cringing at all.

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A_fangirling_Demigod_witch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hmm... then why are you screaming at your children that you put "a roof on their head and food on their table"? you had them, they DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING. why are you always screaming and yelling at every when you don't get your way? (p.s this is most likealy directed at millenials/gen z because we always get accused of being "special snowflakes."

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Padre Jimm
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the point! Most snowflakes respond only to emotional replies and not to logic. The rant above attempts to emulate the emotional screaming and gnashing of teeth of the typical spoiled snowflake. The really extreme ones even go so far as to say that all the sciences (including logic and the scientific method) is inheritantly racist and is NOT a valid way to discuss social matters. This is the reason Ben Shapiro likes the say to his snowflake detractors, "Science doesn't care about your feelings."

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elfin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Speaking of snowflakes, has anyone here ever been in an avalanche? Snowflakes in large quantities are kick-a*s. As I hope we see in November.

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Chris Lu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's ironic that older conservatives keep trying to use participation trophies as a shot against millennials. What was the generation that gave them to us even though we didn't want them.. ohhhh

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Lisa Chambers
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brevity is the key to communication. Wit is subjective. This is merely a collection of sentiments.

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Maya Ayeis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahahaa... he extensively misspelt: "I'm a loser and it sucks"

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Erika Haynes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think I've ever said "TL; DR" to a T shirt before... so, uh, thanks for that, fella.

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Taryn Wallace
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This idea becoming provably untrue... what does this guy think happens when "snowflakes" come into position as of power and start running things how they want it ran??

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TheExtremeSmell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All of this should be general knowledge but I also feel like this is the same person that brags about being honest but is just an a*****e. And why does the shirt need the flags? Might as well add some guns and trucks to it too

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Hallie Henderson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay I love this one y’all!😂more people need to hear this lol

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Tyler Duffy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well the sad thing here is that not enough people were ever told this. The shirt is loud, and I wouldn't wear it, but it's kinda awesome at the same time.

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Janine Randall
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooh, now I need a safe space to get over this mean guy's t-shirt /s

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Alejandro Negrete
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just change "snowflake" for WHITE STRAIGHT MAN. Oh, and crying for GUNS, and it's a perfect t-shirt.

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Bill
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The tshirt us 100% right. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

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Whoa! For the look of it, you guys are feeling offended for any shirt that states the truth just to earn an upvote. If truth hurt you so much then get off this planet; life hurts if you want peace, then die. Sorry, but i'm not sorry.

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There is nothing cringeworthy about this shirt. In fact every Millenial and GenY should read it.

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The shirt lacks brevity and sartorial decency. But he is the one shirt-wearer on here who is partly right. Some on the far left have a speech tolerance/snowflake problem, a refusal to accept people saying things they don't like. D'Nesh D'Souza, Christina Hoff Sommers, Ben Shapiro and Ann Coulter have a right to say things, without little liberal arts babies throwing milkshakes at them, interrupting or blocking the events or screaming 'Get your hate speech off of this campus!'

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Aria Whitaker
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You really think those on the Right are any different? They were burning their Nikes and destroying coffee makers because those companies said "things they dont like" for pete's sake!! Fox News is constantly crying about people saying mean things about Christians or conservatives....those critics ALSO have a "right to say things"...but somehow you dont call out ALL the conservative whining, hand wringing and pearl clutching over petty c**p. Interesting.

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"As a September guy, I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me just remember I know how to hide a dead body"

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t understand the September guy part, but I think it’s a funny shirt otherwise

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"I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way"

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"I have been the kind of man that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'oh crap, he's up!'"

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#8

"If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"

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"I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with me while I'm bowling, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place"

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"Beware: I ride horses, which means I own pitchforks, have the strength to haul hay and have the guts to scream at a half ton animal after being kicked. You will not be a problem"

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"Too fat to run, too fat to fight, I JUST SHOOT"

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"Oh, you ran a marathon? That's so cute! Maybe when you grow up your mommy will let you do the rest of the race!"

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"Only God can decide if terrorists are right or wrong. It's our job to arrange the meeting"

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"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

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"I am an asshole man: I love freedom, drink beer and love my wife. I protect my family, I eat meat and have tattoos. If you don't like it - move"

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"I didn't serve this country for pussies to tell me that I should be politically correct"

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my experience, people who object to PC ("It's PC gone mad!") have usually just been caught and called out for being racist, sexist or homophobic.

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"I have three sides: the quiet side, the fun and crazy side, the side you never want to see"

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"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil , for I am the baddest motherf***er in the valley"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Baddest' MF waiting patiently in a line and wearing trainer liners.

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"Peace is not my profession - it's yours. War is my profession. Should you fail at your job, I will not fail at mine"

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"I am 10 times the asshole you could ever hope to be. Now run along"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we not even stay long enough to marvel at the sartorial elegance?

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"Careful, <...> I'm this old for a reason"

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"Stay back 100 meters or you will be shot"

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one has any intentions of going within a kilometre of you so we'll be fine.

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"There are a lot of people in the world to mess with, I'm the one you may wanna skip"

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#26

"If this flag offends you, you need a history lesson"

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"Forklift operator. My sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you. I suggest you buckle up, buttercup! I change for no one"

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Monika Soffronow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like an open declaration of being mentally stuck at 14 1/2 years of age. Cringeworthy, definitely cringeworthy.

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"I oil my guns with liberal tears"

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"Never, and I mean never, mess with 4-H kids, because in 4-H we are a family... and if you mess with the family you better run"

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"Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich"

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