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Being liked is a desire many people have. Wouldn't you want others to think that you're smarter, tougher, and cooler than you really are? Isn't that what we do when we're in a new place, among people who don't know us — pretend that we're a better, cooler version of ourselves?

The key to being cool is not to overdo it, but for many people online, that's a foreign concept. Folks tend to brag, lie, and embarrass themselves in myriads of ways, all in an effort to seem more interesting than they are. For your next dose of cringe, Bored Panda has collected the funniest and most embarrassing instances of people online acting tough and failing miserably, so proceed with caution if you don't feel ready for copious amounts of second-hand embarrassment.

#1

And M**dered By Words Of Another Vet

Marine veteran angrily confronts civilian for cutting in line, trying too hard to look tough online

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Balseraph
Community Member
20 minutes ago

Even if he was still in the military, why would he think that he deserves special treatment? Cutting in line is rude, but it's not MORE rude to do it to a marine.

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    #2

    Less Is More

    Tweet preferring 600 dollar stimulus over 2000 dollar one to hustle harder

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    Wagner
    Community Member
    54 minutes ago

    Maybe you're a world class idiot.

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    #3

    Some Kid Sent This As A Threat To Our School

    Screenshot of dark violent message expressing hatred for tyrants and threats

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    20 minutes ago

    Edgelord.

    #4

    Most Bada*s Gamer Alive

    Gaming profile with threatening message showing gamerscore and underground zone

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    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    You can tell how serious they are by the lack of punctuations and capitalizations.

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    #5

    Someone I Knew From High School

    Young man wearing a boss hat with a caption about demons coming out, awkward tough pose

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    Wagner
    Community Member
    50 minutes ago

    He accidentally hit the D key rather than the S key.

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    #6

    Boomer Responds To Being Ok'ed By A Journalist He Yelled At About Climate Change

    Twitter post mocking a climate change denier with a tough online reply

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    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    57 minutes ago

    His wife is an animal he bangs?

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    #7

    Hahahaha She Just Got Eaten By A Shark

    Funny comment about being scared of horror movies in an awkward online attempt

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    Schrödinger's Douchebag
    Community Member
    57 minutes ago

    And then everybody clapped.

    #8

    Female Police = Bad Police?

    Text exchange arguing about physicality in police work and violent threats

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    15 minutes ago

    Yay! Threats of physical violence really proves your point! Yay! Idiot.

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    #9

    An Instagram Girl's Wet Dream

    Online comment boasting physical stats and confidence in response to insult

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    Schrödinger's Douchebag
    Community Member
    47 minutes ago

    Is he describing his wet dream?

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    #10

    Accidentally Added The Wrong Guy On Facebook. Guess I'm A Coward Now

    Chat message where one person mistakenly adds another and is called coward

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    #11

    Going To The Gym Makes You Invincible

    Man lifting weights with story of surviving car accident uninjured

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    Schrödinger's Douchebag
    Community Member
    49 minutes ago

    The 5-point harness on his booster seat did wonders.

    #12

    Greatest Warrior Of All Time Or Alcoholism Gone Wrong? You Decide!

    Reddit post about armed forces nickname involving blackout rage mode

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    Wagner
    Community Member
    51 minutes ago

    Sure, Jan.

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    #13

    Packing Heat In A Goodwill

    Man carrying large revolver holstered on leg in store to look tough online

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    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    1 hour ago

    He needed the compensation for the much smaller piece he has in his pants.

    #14

    The Sun

    Tweet joking about being called weak for wearing sunscreen and online toughness

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    Schrödinger's Douchebag
    Community Member
    24 minutes ago

    All them betas using umbrellas in the rain too

    #15

    People Who Are Part Of The "Hustle Culture" Really Are Built Different

    Tweet exchange showing a failed attempt to act tough with a stimulus check comment

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    It’s Hard Being So Strong

    Social media post about training four years to win boxing and needing to learn to punch lighter

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    Schrödinger's Douchebag
    Community Member
    38 minutes ago

    Even your hairline is trying to get away from you.

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    #17

    A Warm Welcome Back From My “Bada*s” Roommate

    Text exchange with aggressive tone over kitchen cleaning control

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    Schrödinger's Douchebag
    Community Member
    37 minutes ago

    Capeesh?

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    #18

    Who Would Dare After That

    Person punched a hole through drywall showing anger online

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    21 minutes ago

    Drywall. What a tough guy. Now punch through a wall made of inch-thick plaster.

    #19

    Sleep Well Dear Citizens

    Person holding sword overlooking city claiming to protect it

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    Cerulean
    Community Member
    8 minutes ago

    Awww I think that's cute

    #20

    I Don't Have To Do What You Tell Me

    Man with serious facial injury wearing mask after confrontation over mask-wearing

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    Queen Typo
    Community Member
    Premium
    26 minutes ago

    People terrify me. More and more each day

    #21

    He Had To Check Himself As A Deadly Weapon At Security

    News headline about drunk British Army reservist causing airport scene

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    12 minutes ago

    A drunk Brit on a plane? I don't believe it!

    #22

    How To Deal With Supernatural Serial K**lers

    Meme about slamming doors featuring Michael Myers from horror movies

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    #23

    Kiss My Girl. Go Home

    Screenshot of Logan Paul tweet about tough punches cracking spirit ego and jaw

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    15 minutes ago

    Is it him or his brother that looked like he was about to p**s himself with fear after getting in the ring with a boxer who was still near the top of their game?

    #24

    Let's Start A Riot (The Poster Was Fired)

    Three police officers in riot gear posing with a caption about starting a riot

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    #25

    When You Are In An Aviation Unit And Post A Bada*s Pic To Your Ig, Your Unit Makes It A Poster And Hangs On The Wall

    Blurred soldier holding rifle with a tough Instagram caption about shooting

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    #26

    First Day Of Concealed Carry Class

    Man in tactical gear at CCW class without owning a firearm, awkward tough look online

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    10 minutes ago (edited)

    Knee pads. Homeboy is used to spending time on his knees.

    #27

    Literally Shaking And Crying Rn

    Teen claims deadlift strength in online comment bragging, trying too hard to look tough online

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    #28

    Don't Talk To Me And My Son/Son/Daughter And Our Guns Ever Again

    Man shows guns with kids raising 'toxic masculinity' to provoke, trying too hard to look tough online

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    #29

    Fourteen Year Old Kid Cries After Getting Shot At, What A Wimp

    Comments debate 14-year-old's reaction to shooting, trying too hard to look tough online

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    #30

    Shooting A Target From A Mile Away? Light Work

    Facebook post questioning tough men ready for civil war with a sarcastic reply

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    #31

    Walmart Patriot

    Twitter post about a Walmart confrontation using tough online language

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    Schrödinger's Douchebag
    Community Member
    28 minutes ago

    Then all the shoppers clapped.

    #32

    Absolute Badass Nearing 39k Karma!

    Reddit conversation boasting about account age and karma for online toughness

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    #33

    World War I World War II And Great Depression Are Good. Internet Is Bad

    Twitter user describing dramatic historical life choices in a tough online persona

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    #34

    Not Cringe At All

    Man in fedora and glasses holding a book to look tough in awkward online photo

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 minutes ago

    Ah yes, the edgy atheist, making the rest of us look so great.

    #35

    Trust, The Foundation Of A Healthy Relationship~

    Man wearing a shirt with a photo and text claiming ownership in a tough online look fail

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    Schrödinger's Douchebag
    Community Member
    25 minutes ago

    Both fine specimens, I'm certain.

    #36

    From Civilian To Assassin

    Comparison image of man switching from casual to assassin outfit trying to look tough

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 minutes ago

    A minute to get his coat out of his backpack and put it on.

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    #37

    Damn Buddy Save Some Second Amendment For The Rest Of Us

    Man wearing gun-themed shirt and holstered firearms at store showing online tough look

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    Schrödinger's Douchebag
    Community Member
    23 minutes ago

    Gotta keep them trans out of the women's bathrooms somehow

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    #38

    Sh**ting A Schools Computer Because Your Daughter Is Talking To Boys

    Social media post showing bullet-ridden MacBook to appear tough online

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    Cerulean
    Community Member
    1 minute ago

    I can't laugh at this one

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    #39

    He Will Break Your Legs

    Facebook post threatening to break legs over public groping awkward toughness

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    #40

    Xzibit Is Feeling Froggy Today

    Tweet about being peaceful due to capability of great violence tough online post

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    #41

    You Know You’re A Bada$$ When You Sprinkle In Your Height

    Comment about wearing mask and looking intimidating due to height and weight

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    #42

    The Devil Inside (?)

    Man wearing hoodie with tough guy graphic standing in cafe

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 minutes ago

    The devil inside you? You are the bottom in a relationship with Satan?

    #43

    Other Men Who See Me Cower In Fear

    Comment about man with holstered pistol intimidating door-to-door visitor

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    15 minutes ago

    Oakleaf. Mah truuuk.

    #44

    "Didn't Even Shed A Tear" Yeah Sure

    Comment about not crying despite breaking both arms to appear tough

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    #45

    “Out Ran Four Police Departments In One Afternoon, It Was Actually Easy”

    Comment boasting about illegal high-speed road racing on motorcycle outrunning police

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 minutes ago

    He out drove the Police helicopter as well.

    #46

    Who Wanna Square Up

    Phone screen with cracked glass showing text The price of evil and laughing emoji

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    #47

    Local Man Too Cool For Afterlife

    Comment claiming heaven rejects and hell fears the commenter

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    #48

    A Challenge From A Badass

    Tweet challenging females with hashtag MasculinitySoFragile to fight three rounds

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 minute ago

    So your masculinity is so fragile you have to physically beat up girls?

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    #49

    Oh Man... Stay Away From This Guy!

    Social media post bragging about having more metal items than TSA agent

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    11 minutes ago (edited)

    And everyone clapped. Try this with the TSA and find out how quickly they can a***e their incredibly limited power to make sure you're not getting on that flight.

    #50

    Dude On Video About Muay Thai

    Comment boasting about boxing, basketball, soccer, and gym athleticism

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    Wagner
    Community Member
    35 minutes ago

    He thinks Muay Thai is a drink. And he's not very atletic.

    #51

    I Am Very Bada*s And Scientifically Illiterate Too Weakling

    Tweet criticizing vaccine promotion as weak beta behavior

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    #52

    I Love Giving Witty One Liners In All My Knife Fights

    Person describes experience in fights and combat sports with witty comebacks

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    7 minutes ago

    The loser of a knife fight dies on the ground, the winner dies in the ambulance.

    #53

    On A Golf Course 🙄

    Sign warning trespassers property protected by a Marine with low tolerance

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    #54

    I’m Short And Bada*s But I’m Considered A Different Race

    Short man discusses overcompensating and prejudice against short men

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    #55

    Doing The Exact Same Thing As The Person He Is Talking To

    Comment mocking someone for trying to look tough on TikTok with street threats

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    #56

    Marine Btw

    Person claims to own illegal firearms and served in the Corps handling M2 small arms

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    #57

    Only True Bad Boys Eat Subway

    Person wearing hoodie with aggressive text about coming into world kicking and screaming

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    #58

    He Said Later That He Only Fears God And His Name Is "The Almighty."

    Social media post discussing superhero names referencing Batman

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    #59

    What To Wear To My Kids Middle School Concert?

    Man wearing shirt with text about guns faster than dialing 911

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    #60

    Ex-Cop, Current Bada*s

    Awkward tough online post threatening fist bump with 25 years of training

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    #61

    You Never Know What Will Go Down At A Subway Sandwich Shop

    Person wearing tactical gear with many gun magazines and text questioning necessity in Marion, IA

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    Wagner
    Community Member
    29 minutes ago

    He must have the tiniest wee-wee.

    #62

    Facebook Chad In A 1v1 With God

    Text meme about assuming God exists and a tough comment about not asking questions and fighting God

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    #63

    Boomers Are Such Warriors

    Quote meme comparing walking into a building looking for exits and threats versus millennials seeking device outlets

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    #64

    Alpha In The Room, Watch Out! Don’t Tell Him Alphas Don’t Exist, He Will Call You Beta And Punch You Because He Has Great Self Esteem

    Alpha males do not exist meme with bar scene talking about alpha wolves and awkward online tough guy comment

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    #65

    Bad A*s Gamer Roaming The Streets

    Man wearing hoodie saying I'm a gamer because punching people in real life is frowned upon walking in town

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