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Some businesses might have reopened but the coronavirus pandemic continues to spread throughout the world. Naturally, some shop owners want to protect themselves, their employees, and their customers, so they put up signs asking clients to come in through the door wearing face masks. Easy, right? Nope!

Unfortunately, some customers see wearing a mask as a political issue and refuse to put one on. This increases the risk of Covid-19 spreading, so stores have had to get… creative with their signs. Bored Panda has collected some of the wittiest, funniest, and most blunt ‘wear a mask’ signs that shops and restaurants have put up. Upvote your faves and let us know which ones you like best and why.

Bored Panda spoke to Sarah Bingham, one of the co-owners of the vintage clothing shop Antique Sugar, whose hard-hitting and dark sign made a huge splash on the web. She told us all about how she feels about getting so much attention, about the anti-maskers who are sending her hate mail, and whether or not she thinks she’s changed anyone’s mind about putting on a mask.

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Vic
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5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SING IT! We will we will block you!!

A Random Panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Dun dun dun dun* WE WILL WE WILL BLOCK YOU!

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Wolfowl
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a different post almost exactly like this with COVID-19 memes. We will, we will, mock you!

Harold Houfek
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Navy diver for 20 years ( 59 - 79 ) keeping myself alive was not a religious, political, or governmental choice, It was a common sense choice. Still here !

Memmy
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pass kween rhymes so perfectli😂

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    #2

    21 Businesses That Got Rid Of Their Polite "Please Wear A Mask" Signs And Put Up New Ones As People Don't Listen

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    Linda HS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spat my coffee. There are coffee stains on my cat...again...

    zootietoo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * "WE ONLY HAVE SIZE 'LARGE' RECTAL THERMOMETERS" *

    Colin L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuck up a******s.... and thermometers!

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might attract a few people.

    Brenda Owens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we have bad eyesight, so you’re lucky if we find the hole. Better just wear the mask.

    Edward Hara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the mask that doesn't work? The mask that doesn't keep out viruses? The mask that is nothing more than virtue signaling and waving your hands saying "Lookit me!!!"

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    Podunkus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that’s better than only having meat thermometers.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P.s.: we only have elephant sizes. Do you maths.

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    mph seti
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is my favorite as well. It's accurate. Anti-maskers are selfish. Period. They care more about their minor comfort (and possibly appearance as well) than the health and well-being of literally everyone else around them.

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they’re idiots perpetuating their right to “freedom of expression”

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is sheer poetry, and the absolute truth.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they've been waving the constitution and the flag at the virus showing it who's boss. You mean that's not working?

    LuAnn Burke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I buy this sign? I need 10

    Cameron Metcalf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes because i only care about myself even tho im carrying a baby for another person, about to go donate blood, just got done cleaning 2 other houses for some elderly people and just picked up the trash on the side of the highway! jk im only 12 but u get the point.....

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    Sarah, who has co-owned Antique Sugar with her friend Annamarie Sanchez for the past 10 years, told Bored Panda that she never imagined that the sign she came up with would blow up the way that it did.

    She said she expected only the people who come into the shop to see it. However, she posted a photo of the sign on her personal Facebook page where she asked people if they thought it was too dark. “It was immediately shared several times, and from there someone posted it on Reddit and it took off.”

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    Valquerys
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign is a passive aggressive me

    Up All Night
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They put this up after the umpteenth stupid f**k who wanted to sue the neighboring café. Seriously, things must be dire if a law firm resorts to this.

    Colin L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consultants will stand behind a glass wall. Stupidity consultant fees are $150 per half hour. Also, feel free to sit in our waiting room with the uncontrollable sobbing/"It's a small world" soundtrack.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! Anti-maskers (AKA right-wingers) can exercise their constitutional right not to wear a mask SOMEWHERE ELSE!

    Harriet Cooper
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some people actually do need it explained. Time to weed out the gene pool.

    Rhys Cernunnos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the sassiness of this law firm.

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    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardy har har. Take my upvote

    Imtiredandiwannagotobed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the dang upvote and leave, I don’t want to see you in a non dad joke section of BP ever again

    Todd Hollfelder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome! I wonder if there's a mask machine next to the condom dispenser at this rest stop.

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    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this doesn't drive the point home, I don't know what will!

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Monika, I don't really understand the relevance of that comment here. But I know the feeling you talk of, I wasn't around when my dad passed away (6 years ago, so pre corona) the guilt haunts you for the rest of your life. A feeling I wouldn't wish on anybody. So, my dear, please consider your words carefully before you put them down.

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    Just saying
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once changed a tampon after cutting chillis - never ever making that mistake again.

    Flare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew that touching your eyes after handling peppers hurt, but geez!

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    Andrew Gibb
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like someone has coughed on the sign

    Wazz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or are about to "entertain" yourself

    Leo Petipas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Medical Health Officer in B.C. originated this one in her press conferences I think.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes are burning just thinking about that.

    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This message is very common in restaurants. I was at a bathroom of one that said this.

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    Sarah confirmed that they’ve been getting lots of hate mail. “From what I’ve seen in some of the hate mail we’ve been receiving, the most vehement anti-maskers seem to be far-right politically. They seem to have the ‘don’t tread on me’ mindset. They really don’t want to be told what to do by me, or scientists, or the government, or the media. Which is fine, but in the same sentence, they threaten to report us for violating the ADA.”

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    She revealed that in her opinion, she doubts that she changed the mind of anyone who had a solid opinion about mask-wearing before she posted the sign. “But I also haven’t had any non-mask-wearing people in the shop since it went up. So I’m declaring my personal battle a victory.”

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    Cameron Metcalf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I can tell that we are gonna be friends" 🎵🎶

    Memmy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol he looks so innocent he totally does not have anything to do with the coronavirus

    A.M. Pierre
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like a sign Ron Swanson would put up

    Bardhi's Dad
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's face expression is fantastic!

    Matthew Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old one but still one of the best IMO. However I would use the word C**T instead of BASTARD!

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this! I'm going to delete the first line and put the rest on a t-shirt

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    J. Zingler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nice" signs barely ever work though.......

    Marnie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I struggle with this a bit. I'm autistic (high functioning), and it's very hard to think of more than one thing at a time. If I'm discombobulated in any way (like in a new place), I think about it being new, and immediately forget about maintaining distance. (I always wear a mask.) This is NO excuse. I have learned to sit in the car and "program" my mind so that it remains stuck there regardless of circumstances. It's been a struggle. I'm already always thinking about everything I do and say so as not to say anything tactless or weird. I'm 52, so adding these new rules onto basic interactions in stores and places requires some "re-programming" with much effort. Because of this, I try to only go out every 2 weeks even now. I self quarantine basically every 2 weeks.

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    TheHerplover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever attempted to blur out "f**k" and "s**t" we can still see them.

    Ian Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not not politically correct, it's vulgar. Not that I f*****g care.

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the politically correct sign wasn't working...

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    Gerry Higgins
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people think saying "f**k" is so clever? If it's a sign for customers I wouldn't shop there again. There are better ways to post this.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I hear Will Smith's voice in Men in Black saying this? The BEST delivery.

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m thinking Samuel L Jackson in Avengers but yeah okay

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    RUATXN
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ima need you to keep posting signs like this. Giving me hope and laughs.

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly wish "politically correct" HAD passed- but it hasn't. We are still constantly bombarded by ridiculous made up b******t. However - NOT wearing a mask is not one of these- WEAR THE DAMNED MASK!! Even if you don't believe it is necessary, think of the people whose sanity you will be preserving by wearing a mask- we have enough insanity. Thank you.

    Paul van Opstal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I would go to place ( yes with my mask) and see signs like these I would never be back. This kind of language still offends a large group of people.

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, that band knew they were going to die, they accepted their faith and decided to provide for some relieve. Corona gets to you by killing your family, while your government gives you no choice other than to do your job and stay in the line of fire while your fellow citizens don't appreciate your job at all.

    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really. For many of us hospitality workers, it means unemployment,

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you are! Fellow band member here at an ICU.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad. I can hear Nearer My God To Me.

    JLM Studios
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a stroke reading that. Just me?

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone smart enough to get that would be wearing a mask anyway.

    Brenda S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well played .... well played. Sad hospitality and retail staff need to be so polite to so many self entitled individuals. service personnel ROCK, and need to be allowed to stand up for themselves and the place they work!!!

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    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karen has gone from a name, to a trait identifier. I feel bad for all the good Karen's out there.

    Karen Johnston
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! At last. I'm a good person, really, I am. LOL

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    Stille20
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm also getting progressively more disturbed that is a slur against specifically white woman. I've worked in customer service and child care for most of my life and I can tell you while there are no storage of Karens that are white women, most verbal abuse I get comes from men. I also get people playing the minority card and sexual orientation card now. Sorry you can't get the child price. It's not be cause you are a black trans person, it's because you are 35.

    Karen Johnston
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is becoming a problem. Mostly I think it makes actual racism sound less serious than it is. In addition, I have actually had people assume that I'm a racist, simply because my name is Karen. I understand that that is not the norm, but there are people out there that can't differentiate. Look at the poor kid that played Joffrey in Game of Thrones. He gave up acting because he got so much backlash.

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    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a late aunt Karen who would have been first ancestor for all the Karens out there today. The woman was a walking nightmare.

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't they have chosen another name to use as an insult???

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then the person with "another name" would be asking, "Couldn't they have chosen another name to use as an insult???"

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    Evil Little Thing
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a dirty buffalo tells you to grow up, you have bigger problems than you realize.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only good thing about the Karen meme is that we no longer get "OK Boomer."" Hopefully soon "Karen" will be replaced by something else.

    Oma Dudley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This meme has hurt the daily lives of many nice people named Karen. Those of you who torment real life nice women who through no fault of their own have this name are the real "Karen's", insensitive and mean spirited.

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't they have chosen another name to make into an insult.???

    Karen Moyers
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another name would not make a difference...It would just hurt another person in my opinion... really sad 😔

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    Karen Moyers
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really sucks! I am a good person but everyone loves to comment for a laugh...Sooo over it.. I don’t think people realize what they do sometimes...🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another Karen here, Karen. Actually changed my name on things (Like Bored Panda - I'm going by my middle name, kind of, Louise - so now I'm my childhood nickname of Louloubelle)

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    Simon Smith
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit rude, putting blame on someone on a out door sign🤬

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    Lucka Rakowska
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is in sexshop... then it is appropriate ;)

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! No no no.. you don't "use" the products in the shop. You take them home and use them there..

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the country is overdue for a refresher course on how to correctly wear their masks. I went grocery shopping today, and about half the customers and three quarters of the store employees were wearing their masks below their noses!! A couple had them over their noses but above their mouths, ffs. Basically rendering the masks useless. Yeah, it was Walmart—-and one in the rural red stain on an otherwise blue state. (FYI: I was wearing a mask—-correctly—-and disposable gloves, to boot.)

    Daja Lindeman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a picture of a duck, wearing his mask on his chin..

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see soooo many people like this! Like, sure, wearing a mask sucks, but so does dying! I work in healthcare and had to mask and gown up for different precautions before CoVid, it has always sucked, but has always needed to be done. To protect us from patients with contagious diseases, and to protect patients with compromised immune systems FROM us.

    Bebe
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw people doing this at the doctor's, that too during the 'High risk group only' timing. Incredible. P.S. I mean the mask not over nose and only over mouth. Not the other picture😂

    Aubrey McDaniel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well look at how small the shirts in the background are, they would barley cover anything

    Todorokie-dokie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can somebody please explain to me what was blurred? I seriously can’t tell.

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    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I still take all my clothes off if I choose to wear my mask?

    Wazz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a big.... Bill... you have there

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    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please! Not in front of the cats!

    Gerrit
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure some people will actually do so.

    mph seti
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's going to walk into that cafe naked, LOL.

    jiriw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah so many people would love to do that.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you're only halfway wearing a mask?

    Dia T Artist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Might regret this sign. There are those who will get naked and you will want to bleach your eyes.

    Harriet Cooper
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be scared that some yahoo who actually start taking off his or her clothes. Oh, then you have that person arrested for public indecency. After you stop pointing and laughing.

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    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this one on BP ABOUT 4 times now, and I still like it!

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may, unfortunately, end up being true. And that death will be all, totally, 100%, completely, permanently, and irreversibly the Nevermasker’s fault too.

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Nevermasker', I like that, it carries a lot of information.

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    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antique Sugar's viral post. So dark it's blackout curtains in an interior closet.

    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are so far in denial...this is the point where stupidity is, in fact, punishable by death (of yourself or a vulnerable loved one).

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that a woman's grandmother recently died from covid who was really hurt by this sign. I can see the humor in the sign, but I can also see how some people might be hurt by it.

    Chris Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow this is RUDE!!! Why does a dead grandma need to be brought into it??? Talk about no class!!

    Pamela Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Love! This! (sorry, grandmother...<3 )

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    ADHORTATOR
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grab them by the money....

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people will listen when they can see something that they'll loose directly..

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    Valquerys
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change the period to a couple o’ zeros and it’s then it’s fair

    Jason Moskovitch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hazardous service fee not high enough. Make it hurt.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some just for the statement will pay instead of taking the mask

    alwaysMispelled
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure there will also be people who buy the mask for a $1, put it on, and then immediately take it off

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    Karen Lyon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice! Too bad all services can't do that, and put it in an account dedicated to employee health care costs related to COVID-19.

    Emyo Jennifer Nakayama
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good idea!!! Make them pay for their stupidity!

    Brenda Owens
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I like this. But I would raise the price......ALOT.

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    #15

    Covid-Restaurant-Shop-Signs

    ScottGreenfield Report

    Cori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a rather large lady reach into her tube top and peel a 20 off her rather ample left breast to pay for gas when I worked in a convenience store. Yes. You read that right. PEELED. It was mid July. Grossest thing ever.

    Eulalie Grace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gak! Just the thought of an pair of ample breasts in a tube top is nasty enough! I realize body shaming is a PC thing, but have some taste, and self respect! Buy a mirror.

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    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has Florida liquor store vibes

    Marcena Cashman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Samuel L Jackson write this sign?

    i0ana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you cough,you die" :)))) i died reading that! bahahahah

    hobbitly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you dont want kids and teens to say f-ck all the time, maybe also not use those words yourself. Even if this is a store for adults, the note is on the outside, kids can still see it.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids know all this words, they hear it every where, if then dont use it, its because their parents teach them to don't say it.

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    Abigail Kreiss
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they say when they feel like cursing?

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kicker is, "Drink responsibly"

    Kevin Donegan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it's a liquor and tobacco store ... no other type of store would survive with that message on the doors for customers to see. If you gotta feed an addiction, there's not much that's going to stop you.

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    #16

    Covid-Restaurant-Shop-Signs

    fernandort Report

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be thick, but I just don't get it (English's not my native language, before you rip me off 😂) Can anyone explain?

    Gemjoybug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a song by artist Kelis called 'milkshake'. First and one of the only line of lyrics is 'my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard'.

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favorite. Funny, memorable and non aggressive.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will go over the heads of many old people and people who don't listen to that kind of music, but once I understood the context, I agree :-)

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    Wolfowl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, I only know 7, tops.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can teach you, but they'd have to charge.

    Nadine Khazaka
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That better teach you or you'll be charged 🎶

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever... now the song is playing in my head...

    Dan Abramsky
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read all the comments but I still don't get this ... and English IS my native tongue 😕

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    #17

    Covid-Restaurant-Shop-Signs

    SignsFun Report

    Valquerys
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The monsters are still better than the Karens who stay literally 1 inch away from each other. Guess the monsters are us...

    Adele Maestranzi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, this is my crazy town, Salem, Mass!

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salem sure knows how to get our attention.

    Chris Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am thinking a defamation lawsuit is needed on anyone who continues with this Karen b.s.

    Tameproductions
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey , that’s discriminatory against the Halloween mask . Just saying lol

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    #18

    Covid-Restaurant-Shop-Signs

    BaconPancake62 Report

    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only those that shop at CVS get this one, sadly. (Note that I quit shopping there as they do not require masks at my locale.)

    Wolfowl
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, whoops, used up all mine as toilet paper. Plus, the pack of gum and candy bar I got covers about 3 miles, not 6 feet. Oh well.

    Leo H
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immmmmm mcluvin this one

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the receipt would actually be longer than 6'.

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, they're blocking my access to the Twix bars!

    Rustyn Birch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one for the win. "I only bought a pack of gum! Why is my receipt 6ft. long?!"

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do have the longest receipts eVeR!

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    #19

    Covid-Restaurant-Shop-Signs

    Dutchie_86 Report

    NinjaWolfy94
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ayy, Aussie social distancing twist? I like it.

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For years, people were laughing at me for always bringing my kangaroo for shopping. Who's laughing now, huh?

    The Random Merp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, my local nature center did one turkey vulture!

    Harriet Cooper
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One kangaroo or two koala bears, maybe three bears.

    Robbie Rosenfeld
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♪ I kept my promise, don't keep your distance ♪

    Thunder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does someone in a country where they use metres know how long an adult kangaroo is?! (I know the sign says it but still)

    The Great Duk
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s just a way to show it visually. Everyone knows it’s 1.5m. Also America is one of the only countries that doesn’t use metres...

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    Chris Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah because you are outside & we don't want you to get any fresh air don't you know it is bad for your health!!!

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    #20

    Covid-Restaurant-Shop-Signs

    tractornucleareactor Report

    J. Zingler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they say Canadians are polite people?

    Orillion
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which shows how serious it is. When Canadians start swearing, you know it hit the fan.

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    Josiane Roy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Canadian and I support this message.

    Harriet Cooper
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're polite, not stupid. Sometimes being rude is the only thing that works. Though I might have added a please at the end of the sentence.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadians are polite, but their patience is not infinite. When Canadians get pissed off, WATCH OUT!!!

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do!

    Aubrey McDaniel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they say all Americans are a******s

    Bonnie North
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thay are very polite and nice people! This person probably let his emotions get the better of him!

    JJM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are and that's not us. Somebody was having a bad day.

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    #21

    Covid-Restaurant-Shop-Signs

    reddit.com Report

    Kel Gal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No mask, no tacos????? Now that’s CRUEL!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    TheUntrustworhyEverythingBagal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not cruel, if you don’t have a mask you don’t deserve a taco,

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    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No face mask, NO TACOS! I'd say most nomaskers belong to a distinct group of people who also claim that they would be happier with less, or no, Latinos in the US. Don't feed 'em any tacos!

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mexican Indian here. Yeah, we'll keep our tacos to ourselves. Bring a mask, Monika, and we'll share. Birria, barbarcoa, chorizo, carnitas, pollo, carne asada? we got 'em all...

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    ArhomR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Direct. Effective?

    Cameron Metcalf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but then you cant eat the tacos cause your face mask is on ..........................................

    Edward Hara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No business from me for the rest of my life. Drop dead!

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No Tacos" THIS IS COMPELLING!

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    #22

    Covid-Restaurant-Shop-Signs

    scottabeer1 Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    98.6 is just an average. Some of us run hotter all the time.

    Nadine Khazaka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought tbh was "what a weird threesome" 😅

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need for 37ºC to be the cutoff point. 38ºC may be better. Oops, 100ºF. Start using the metric system already!

    Jordan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool idea, but I do agree with Slackjack. Those are some nasty feet.

    Maria Bumbac
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The CORONAVIRUS turned some of us DULL. Must be the effects of long lasting dulliness

    Eva Sawyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree with the whole temp thing. I consistently run at 99.1 all year long

    Miguel Denyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT's a sign I can get behind... no forcing someone to wear a compliance identification mask ...because that's ALL a cotton rag over your face does, is identify you as someone who is blindly compliant... it's no more effective at stopping a virus than a chain link fence is at stopping mosquitoes...

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