People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

Genius!

Perfect. Summary.

Walmart certainly seem to attract a lot of ummm interesting characters.

Oh Tomi, Tomi, Tomi your ignorance is showing.

Good on Thompson Knight, you did the right thing.

oh yeah. i want to tell that to netflix's face

Such a difficult choice, who do we trust?

The spread of covid19 is spread through two factors. 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is

We can relate. Come get some hugs, suitcase.

Fighting stupid conspiracy theories with even dumber ones? Excellent plan!

Bahaha, love the comeback.

Being introverted has its advantages.

So very true.

sweat in peace so you don't bleed in war

If you’re in a position to, stay home and spread the word. My grandfather just came back from the hospital, everyone is rushing to his side while wearing face masks. I’ve been his caretaker and translator even as a teen, but I’m sitting this one out for myself and for him. This is literally the only time that your selflessness is be home and learning a new skill or just chilling.

Lol brilliant!

I know right, like what is all the fuss about? 🙄

Ok, she’s got the message wrong, but she looks great.

Bras never should've been required in the first place.

And pay 100$ a month for the privilege

Now some YouTube recordings of the orchestra... You just saved a lot of money!

UK ditto.

And the kids by now prefer the most annoying teacher.

Smelly

Can we add "new normal" to the ban?

Exactly. Instead of appreciation days and clapping (which are nice) we campaign for better working conditions and better pay.

😂😂😂

Dang I never thought of that 😂 lol

Selfish a******s. I want to say serve themselves right but it doesn't just effect them.

at that point I would just turn the device off

I'm not a hypochondriac, but I always thought that was gross. I had my kids blow out the candles on their own cupcake.

nothing is more true than that

Poor Tilikum. 😭

Sunny with a big fat F**k you.

lil cough😂

I've lost 12 pounds!

2020, I want to speak to your manager

I thought it was spelled pyjamas

"The parachute has slowed our rate of descent. We can take it off now"

Tomato, it's tomato.

And they are screwing the US and Canada out of tax dollars

Concentrate? Probably on tweeting, surely not on crisis management.

Me! I 've mentioned it several times. It was also a full moon. Seriously.

COVID-19 made me realize that I made the right choice by being child-free.

How have you managed to save? We are spending more in isolation than before, especially on bloody groceries.

Video calling is the worst.

Those were the days.

Exactly!

How deep is that freezer!

It's creepy as hell, though...

And its not even June yet

4 Trillion is more than every Billionare on the planet owns together.

You forgot 2016 that year wasn't great but not quite like 2020.

You know what's actually ok? To see we are actually struggling with the same things. It makes me feel a little less stupid for procrastinating and having tiny tasks become this big in my head...

The struggle is real!

You got that right!

Why are their receipts so long?

I will never be that bored.

The other day, I stood in the middle of my living room, wondering what day it was. I looked at my calendar, and got nowhere. I finally checked my mobile phone. It was Wednesday.

the trueness is taking over

... actually, flying cars are a dumb idea to begin with - let's not even talk about flying electric cars, their handling and the hazard they impose on the stuff below. But ... I get it. I just like tires, you know ... crucial function they do, ...

It's raining killer hornets!!! From out of the sky!!! Killer hornets!!! No need to ask why!!! Just shut your mouth!!! And run and hide!!! It's raining killer hornets!!!

If I am permitted to brag, I finally finished the first draft of a nonfiction book I've been writing off and on for a couple years.

Well at least we have kindling for the bonfire.

Fave....

I actually did that and the bread turned out amazing

True