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I usually go by I'manoob, but my preferred name is 'Supreme Noob'. And I guess one goal I have at the moment is to have my revenge on my rival: onions.
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Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?
My gf before she was my gf (so friend ig?) dyed her hair brown. She said, βIma change this, I donβt like itβ, and I said, βno itβs cute, keep itβ. She replied with, βok Iβll keep it,β I said, βbecause I said so?β. βyeahβ :)Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?
My gf before she was my gf (so friend ig?) dyed her hair brown. She said, βIma change this, I donβt like itβ, and I said, βno itβs cute, keep itβ. She replied with, βok Iβll keep it,β I said, βbecause I said so?β. βyeahβ :)Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?
Tears are words that the heart canβt express.Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?
*in chemistry class, making pyramid-shaped foldables* Friend: it's a hat! Me: you're a hat! Other friend: "Aren't we all just hats waiting to be worn in this hat shop called life?"
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TikToker Shows How Her Now Boyfriend Sent A Google Form Before Their First Date And People Are In Awe
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I was using one of those wall-mounted hand dryers that just blow air downwards. A co-worker spotted me and emphatically praised how I dried my hands just like him. It was such a mundane thing that the amount of spirit in his speech sticks with me almost every time I use those dryers.
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An 87-Year-Old Woman Called The Police Emergency Number In Florence, Italy, Saying She Was Alone And Hungry. This Was The Result
Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?
My gf before she was my gf (so friend ig?) dyed her hair brown. She said, βIma change this, I donβt like itβ, and I said, βno itβs cute, keep itβ. She replied with, βok Iβll keep it,β I said, βbecause I said so?β. βyeahβ :)Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?
Tears are words that the heart canβt express.Hey Pandas, What Is Something Someone Has Said, That You'll Never Forget?
*in chemistry class, making pyramid-shaped foldables* Friend: it's a hat! Me: you're a hat! Other friend: "Aren't we all just hats waiting to be worn in this hat shop called life?"
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TIL of Cain's Jawbone by Edward Powys Mathers, a 1934 mystery novel printed with its 100 pages out of order. To solve the puzzle, readers must determine the correct page order as well the names of both the six murderers and six victims. The mystery has only ever been solved by three people.
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