One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

This is actually how some companies do it.

That is a very serious burn you have there.

That turned Dark pretty quickly!

I envy your independence :)

Whatever's not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry loose wasn't nailed down.

I think searching for "lessons" in Disney movies is not a good idea...

"Shsh, mommy and daddy can't hear us" is the next progression step.

snort-laugh* Can't argue with that! ;D

Me too, kid. Me too.

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This is a mega mood

She does. The same goes for chocolade.

😂

Smart girl!

*hands her Firestarter from Stephen King* You are going to like this

Yes. The answer is absolutely yes.

At least she's honest.

Dobby is free!

Well, good point, lol

A fifth child could be fun.

This kid got balls XD

He should probably search the house.

She right about maths.

She is right! Women with pockets are superwoman.....

Now that's the first comparison ever that makes me understand the joy of having kids a liiiiiittle better.

Hey, that's my thought too!

Yoda wisdom she has

Seriously, in a parliamentary monarchy without inheritance of the crown this could work.

He appreciates the effort.

They're not, incorrect

Well, it's worth a shot, right?

The shade! XD

That was true

Wonders where my 54 cupcakes are.

wait, neither did I...🤨

yas queen

He has a family of arsonists, they keep burning him.

With your own money of course.

Panic intensifies...

Smart child

I have never related to a 4-year-old more in my life

Best advice ever: Avoid places that give you work to do.

This option deserves to be considered at least.

My little sister does that too. I keep telling her that's a male genital, but she doesn't care.

Conan the Librarian

To brighten y'alls mood, they can, just not with as many colours as we do because they're missing one (of three) receptors that humans have.

“That doesn’t match the pink on your shirt” - why would you even say something like that to a 4-year old?

Today called, and she answered.

magic, obviously

I compare things with my cat but baby yoda is THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's how you tell if a boy is right for you. Everyone else is doing it wrong.

LMAO!

I like her thinking!

she just fact checked you lol

I wish

So close.

It's my grandaughter.... everybody knows that.... 😄

Yeah, what else could they ever have to tell? It was just as uneventful, miserable and boring as always. In other words : school.

Buuuuurn!

feel this XD

mood

That's a bit early, don't you think?

And it's not even true. You absolutely don't have to wear clothes in the weekend.

hehe ^^

isn't there a cartoon series about a kid who is also a dragon and his kung fu grandfather?

Opera