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CouchChihuahua (He/Him)

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CouchChihuahua (He/Him)

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Back after 8 months. Proud owner of a pile of ashes. Humor still intact.

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CouchChihuahua (He/Him) • commented on 12 posts 2 years ago

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

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44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Darth Meowius

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Cannibalism >:(

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Hes gonna be stuck there…forever…and ever

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

This s**t should be on fast and furious

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

OHHH THANKS!

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

genuine question, whats cassgender as wikipedia dint explain well enough?

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

my chihuahua would get so scared bcs those S****Y A*S LIL KIDS DONT F*****G KNOW HOW TO PET A DOG. like honestly shes scared shitless when those mfs come bcs they always smack her and bcs shes so small she always get so scared

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

"MISTER J. NORTON YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR PETTING A SEAL, ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU AT COURT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

hmm not rlly bcs by definition, it means a man

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CouchChihuahua (He/Him) • upvoted 28 items 2 years ago

People Explain What Things We Need To Stop Normalizing Immediately (40 Posts)

yh like it was even in the UN declaration of humanrights in like im pretty sure 1948

ToadGrinner reply

That people’s feelings are more important than the truth.

People Explain What Things We Need To Stop Normalizing Immediately (40 Posts)

yh like it was even in the UN declaration of humanrights in like im pretty sure 1948

ToadGrinner reply

That people’s feelings are more important than the truth.

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Rapid and inconvenienced

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

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44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Darth Meowius

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Cannibalism >:(

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Hes gonna be stuck there…forever…and ever

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

This s**t should be on fast and furious

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

OHHH THANKS!

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

And Chihiro doesn't care and stays on her cell phone.

Subway-Creatures-Funny-Pics

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

I think it's just u don't care about ur gender. U can have 1 but it doesn't really matter to u all that much

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

genuine question, whats cassgender as wikipedia dint explain well enough?

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

"MISTER J. NORTON YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR PETTING A SEAL, ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU AT COURT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

hmm not rlly bcs by definition, it means a man

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

Getting pets from strangers can be very scary for pups. Your job is to protect your pups, not please other people. Don't worry about it. I do the same thing.

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

I honestly think guy/guys is kinda gender-neutral... what do you all think?

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

"Ride wit me" by Nelly listen to it and it'll make more sense

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

Me at age 41 after playing video games for my entire life: Eff this. I don't want to work this hard any more. I just want to enjoy playing. ::downloads Cheat Engine:: XD

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

Ohhhhhh! I was kayaking once and a seal plopped up on the front, cute as can be. But, since I had been warned by officials (that I rented from) that it was a federal crime to touch/harass wildlife, I was frantically going "Shoo, shoo, oh aren't you cute, shoo, shoo!"

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

Genuine question: Do you not want kids to pet your dog? If so, why? No judgement from me, I am just curious.

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

Don't feel sh***y. I do this too.

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

I always tell little kids my dog bites so they don't pat them, but I feel super s****y about it now.

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CouchChihuahua (He/Him) • submitted 3 new posts 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Moment Made You Realize That Life Is Not Fair?

Hey Pandas, What Object In Your Opinion, Should Never Have Been Invented?

Hey Pandas, What Moment Changed Your Whole Life?

CouchChihuahua (He/Him) • submitted 5 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, You Have 5 Minutes To Hide A Paperclip In Your Home. A Detective Will Have 24 Hours To Find It. You Get $10,000 If He Doesn't. Where Do You Hide It?

Hey Pandas, What's A Good Thing That Happened Today? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Day Will You Always Remember And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Most Movie Like Moment In Your Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Do You Stay Positive When Life Gets You Down? (Closed)

CouchChihuahua (He/Him) • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

“Shadow Jets”: 50 Things Poor People Probably Don’t Know Exist

IKR, like there r people sweating their a*ses off in their companies struggling to pay for one flight, then theres these mfs with three damn jets

People Explain What Things We Need To Stop Normalizing Immediately (40 Posts)

yh like it was even in the UN declaration of humanrights in like im pretty sure 1948

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Bored panda ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ amazing, would recommend

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Darth Meowius

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Cannibalism >:(

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Hes gonna be stuck there…forever…and ever

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

This s**t should be on fast and furious

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

OHHH THANKS!

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

genuine question, whats cassgender as wikipedia dint explain well enough?

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

"MISTER J. NORTON YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR PETTING A SEAL, ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU AT COURT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

hmm not rlly bcs by definition, it means a man

30 Spine-Chilling Stories Of The Most Unexplainable Things People Have Experienced

bro those poltergeists were not taking that s**t 💀

30 Spine-Chilling Stories Of The Most Unexplainable Things People Have Experienced

NAHH IM RUNNING A WHOLE FBI CHECK ON THEM IF I DO

50 People Reveal The Deeply Disturbing Secrets They Found Out About Someone

in this post of r@ape, inc3st and murder, this post is like the sun, lighting up the darkness

People Online Are Sharing 38 Hard-To-Believe Real-Life Facts

damn sorry, but hopefully ur better now :) lola (my chihuha) gives u hugs and kisses

IT Professionals Share What They Have To Deal With Every Day In These 50 Hilarious Memes (New Pics)

GRUE

IT Professionals Share What They Have To Deal With Every Day In These 50 Hilarious Memes (New Pics)

canonically havent u (scp 4666) been around like thousands of years??

IT Professionals Share What They Have To Deal With Every Day In These 50 Hilarious Memes (New Pics)

always loved cyanide. wait we were talking about comics???

IT Professionals Share What They Have To Deal With Every Day In These 50 Hilarious Memes (New Pics)

Yh but these days r messed up as f**k so

CouchChihuahua (He/Him) • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

People Explain What Things We Need To Stop Normalizing Immediately (40 Posts)

yh like it was even in the UN declaration of humanrights in like im pretty sure 1948

ToadGrinner reply

That people’s feelings are more important than the truth.

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Rapid and inconvenienced

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Bored panda ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ amazing, would recommend

Subway-Creatures-Funny-Pics

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Darth Meowius

Subway-Creatures-Funny-Pics

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

And Chihiro doesn't care and stays on her cell phone.

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Cannibalism >:(

Subway-Creatures-Funny-Pics

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

Hes gonna be stuck there…forever…and ever

Subway-Creatures-Funny-Pics

44 Times People Spotted Such Weird And Funny Things On The Subway, They Just Had To Share

This s**t should be on fast and furious

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

OHHH THANKS!

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

I think it's just u don't care about ur gender. U can have 1 but it doesn't really matter to u all that much

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

genuine question, whats cassgender as wikipedia dint explain well enough?

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

Me at age 41 after playing video games for my entire life: Eff this. I don't want to work this hard any more. I just want to enjoy playing. ::downloads Cheat Engine:: XD

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

Don't feel sh***y. I do this too.

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

Genuine question: Do you not want kids to pet your dog? If so, why? No judgement from me, I am just curious.

50 Painfully Funny Memes And Jokes That You Might Relate To All Too Well

I always tell little kids my dog bites so they don't pat them, but I feel super s****y about it now.

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