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Many people get away with dropping ill-advised comments on the internet. But from time to time, you will have one person who humbles them with the perfect clapback that isn’t easy to forget, let alone recover from. 

The following screenshots show what that perfect response looks like. It doesn’t have to be downright insulting, but just enough to deliver a burn sick enough to require some ointment. 

If delivering the perfect response is something you want to work on, perhaps you can learn a thing or two by scrolling through this list.

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    Thankful Family

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    Iva Kazalova
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Chris Lund is a rock star, that’s his second post in this thread

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    Receiving negative comments is inevitable for anyone who has gained recognition online. And while taking them personally may be a knee-jerk reaction, you can also look at them as a positive. 

    PenFed Credit Union Chief Marketing Officer Gaurav Bhatia even went as far as saying that criticisms should be perceived as a gift.

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    #4

    Offering Proof They Never Intended

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    Zephyr343
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also who they thank when a doctor performs a life saving surgery

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    #5

    Apparently You Can’t Be Friends With Just Anyone

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    Helena
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patrick Stewart is best friends with Ian McKellen. That's all you really need to know.

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    As Bhatia tells Forbes, people who take the time to respond, regardless of their tone, typically care or are, at the very least, interested in what you have to say. Therefore, listening to their feedback is the least we could do. 

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    #9

    Apparently, God Was The One Skipping Happy Hour

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just once I want these plastic Christians to admit that their god also ki.lls and maims, since they claim him doing the good stuff.

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    But since this article is all about crafting the perfect comeback, let’s shift our focus to that. One way to deliver that ultimate clapback is to not think too much about what you’re going to say. 

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    As comedy teacher and improv consultant Belina Raffy tells Mental Floss, “You’re taking yourself out of unfolding reality if you think too much.”

    #10

    The Greatest Gift A Female Can Give A Man

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    Helena
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not understand the obsession with virginity. So gross.

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    #11

    Jerkules Strikes Again

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you even read the bible Kevin? If you [harm] a lady, you pay to their father or husband. They were not equal, they were property..

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    Many of us strive for “perfection” when it comes to delivering the knockout punch of a response, and we tend to criticize ourselves too much. To silence that inner critic, experts advise against thinking and just shooting from the hip. 

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    “In the heat of the battle, you just go for it,” freestyle rapper Lex Rush said in the same Mental Floss interview, noting how dropping rhymes on the mic is like a “stream of consciousness” where she has very little control over what she is saying.

    #13

    God vs. Humanity

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    Zephyr343
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds good. Can he be more selective next time? I have a few locations in mind

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    #14

    Marriage Rates Drop

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    HangryHangryHippo
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Letting that frontal lobe to fully mature sounds like a good thing too!

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    #15

    Found In A Twitter Thread About Overworked Starbucks Employees

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Some of the best times I can remember"? 😶

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    Quickness is also key to delivering the ultimate comeback. Sure, it’s not as imperative as it is when crafting a perfect response in real time, face-to-face. But as social media expert Scott Talan states, “speed is integral to wit.” 

    “If you’re trying to be witty and have that reputation, then speed will help you,” he said.

    #16

    It's Not Us, It's You

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    cerinamroth
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad that women want equality and not revenge.

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    #17

    What Is This New Fangled Email You Speak Of?

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    Corvus
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    6 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Outlook is actually pretty easy to use... this guy only makes himself look like a fool. Also, it's not "new" software at all - I remember using it back in the dial-up era!

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    #18

    The Super Bowl Half-Wit Show

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know who or what Bad Bunny is and I'm too lazy to run to Google

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    #19

    Someone Failed History Class

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    Zephyr343
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if it wasn't for an asteroid you might be a dinosaur

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    #22

    Pronouns Are An Integral Part Of English

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    Daisydaisy
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You pinecone"! Some people think of the most deliciously withering insults!

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    #25

    Started Realizing

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, yes. My husband is only just starting to get this too. He agreed that of course a friend of our daughter's could come over after school in 20 minutes. He went back to work. I had to stop work, hoover, clean up and tidy (I'm working two jobs, day and night atm) and be there to answer the door, provide snacks, check they had their hats, scarves, gloves when they went out and that the friend had everything with her when she left after arranging a pick-up time with the mum. My husband would say it was not necessary to hoover and clean up but he's not the one that bears the social penalty for such things - it has been proven time and again that women bear the social penalty for an untidy/dirty home.

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    #26

    On Understanding Math

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    Rali Meyer
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay, 8 hours left. I suppose I can learn a new language on the way to work and back

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    #27

    It Is, But I'd Take The $100k

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    CK
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send me 100K and I'll let you know which is better.

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    #28

    Well... Nobody Is Perfect

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    WindySwede
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atleast she's holding aloe to her head already?

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    #32

    Yeah Just Wanna Know

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    WindySwede
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how many bugs does it come with?

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    #34

    Betrayed By 'Cuteness'

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    Helena
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone offers you a jacket the only real consideration is your faith in their hygiene.

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    #35

    Never Been On Birth Control

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    Zephyr343
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure her attitude works well enough for that

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    #36

    Paycheck To Homelessness

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    Earonn -
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could have been said about the average German under Hitler, too. Nobody made excuses for them. And yes, if you ignore warnings from all over the world and don't work on the problem while it's small, solving it later might be painful. Americans also could support each other, or ask us for help.

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    #37

    They Say He’s Still Running

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    NapQueen
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my Dad was a teenager, he took a girl to see a movie in London, but he didn't really like her in the end. They were on the Tube and as the doors started to close and beep, he legged it and left her there!

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    #39

    It Was Too Easy To Pass On This One

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    Apatheist
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left a hotel that had no mirrors. I couldn't see myself staying there.

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    #40

    Logically Laid To Rest

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    7 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂wait a sea food place doesn’t sell lobster WHAT in the fresh hell kinda place is that ,

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    #41

    On Getting Social Security

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    4 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep up that line of thinking and your wish will be fulfilled. Once again, a benefit that has existed for 90 years is in trouble by those who refuse to fight and do not grasp the concept a 401k can be halved overnight, but Social Security even if reduced, would still be there. But then that would require effort to hold your elected Rep accountable to your expectations. BTW, at 30...Social Security Disability is more worth it than me at 63.

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    #42

    Always Has Been True

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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's someting that feels Lithuanian? Recycling the same memes for 10 years.

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    #43

    Ouch, This Was Perfect

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    ggus44
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they have the need to tell you that, they are not over you.

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    #44

    Elite Finish

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    Mike Rodrick
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you wanted equal rights but not equal responsibility?

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    #45

    Gx Got No Chill

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    Zephyr343
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my wife a new XPS laptop for Christmas. It has a dedicated Copilot button where the right control key used to be. First thing I looked up was how to disable or remind it. Remember the bixby button that Samsung force fed down everyone's throats? Yeah, the Microsoft button should do the same and disappear

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    #49

    "Carrying Food Is A Feminine Trait"

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    Auntriarch
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've still got my great grandfather's lunchbox. It's only got a bit of coal dust in it now, but it used to carry his "snap" down the pit

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    #51

    Insulting And Somehow Also On Topic

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    SCP 4666
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They put the rectangle in...the square hole

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    #53

    Now Do You Understand Why?

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    Zephyr343
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmmmm idk. Daycare for our 8 month old is $2400 a month. Formula is $158 every 2 weeks. Vaccines cost $1400.

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    #57

    Just A Catfish Getting Cooked

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    Crystalwitch60
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that’s CRUEL ! 🤬no one’s worthless !

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    #58

    We All Need A 12-12 From Time To Time

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    WubiDubi
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think military time, that scares Americans, may be useful here.

    #59

    Back To The Crying Board

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's just holding out for a world-class university, like Hull.

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