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The United Kingdom is a special place. Here, you can find the best fish and chips you’ve ever tasted, polite people who are passionate about their tea and an impressive collection of biscuits to snack on. It’s hard to match the Brits’ obsession with football or their excitement for the sun when it finally comes out. But if you’re looking for an article that celebrates everything about life in England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland, you’ve come to the right place!

We visited the Best Britannia Memes subreddit, Best of British Comedy on Instagram and British Memes on Facebook and compiled their most hilarious and relatable posts below. So whether you’re currently living in Great Britain or not, we hope you enjoy these posts that perfectly encapsulate life in the UK. And be sure to upvote the images that have you craving a cuppa!

#1

Tweet about a UK customer complaining over tyre pressure machine fees, illustrating funny memes about life in the UK.

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Laughing Orc
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5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She must have felt so deflated that her joke fell flat.

Julie S
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5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed.

Michael Largey
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5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Keeping up with price increases can really tire out customers

Uncle Panda
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5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He had an inflated sense of his own importance.

childish gambling addiction
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5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fun of that joke just came to a screeching halt.

Lotekguy
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5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's risky when you tread on a customer's feelings.

Basko
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5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, but it adds to the current economical pressure..

Max Fox
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5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe the costumer was too tired.

Uncle Schmickle
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5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe he already felt deflated by having to pay.

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To learn more about the posts featured on this list, we got in touch with the creator of Best of UK Comedy on Instagram. They were kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and discuss how their page came to be.

"It started in the summer of 2020 when I was laid off from work and bored in lockdown," the creator shared. "Started on Facebook. Already had a few other comedy pages and thought it would be a good place to share more random stuff."

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    #2

    Funny meme about asking mum for money showing humor that sums up life in the UK with a clever math joke.

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    Lotekguy
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Rimshot)

    Michael Largey
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher: "You have ten pieces of candy , and you let your friend have four. If she asks for half of what you have left, what do you give her?" Student: "A good poke in the nose."

    UKGrandad
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher: You have 10 chocolate bars and eat half of them; what do you have? Pupil: Belly ache.

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    Alger G. Nava
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum is better, if I have $10 and ask for $10, I will have $8 because then she asks for $2!!

    Riley Quinn
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking and receiving, two totally different words that can have different outcomes.

    We also asked the creator how they decide what to post on their account. "I make the memes myself, and it’s a simple screening process - if it’s funny, I post it!" they noted. "People shouldn’t look too much into it, comedy is subjective. One person's masterpiece is another person's ‘skip', but to each their own!"

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    #3

    Humorous UK meme showing a weathered concrete bunker with wild grass hair, capturing funny life in the UK.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙈🙈😂😂😂😂😂

    Vanessa Panerosa
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have met him on a few occasions as have many other friends and he has always been so charming! Not surprised he responded as such.

    Julie S
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do ya think I'm séxy ?

    Caryne Ag
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that Rod Stewart posted it…

    Michelle C
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😆 That is wrong….”Funny, but wrong!”

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    According to World Population Review, there are currently about 69.6 million people living in the UK. And if the UK Tea & Infusions Association’s count is correct, that means Brits drink about 100 million cups of tea every single day, or nearly 36 billion cups per year. 

    Now, the BBC reports that the UK is actually the third-largest tea drinking country per capita, behind only Türkiye and Ireland. But it’s still quite impressive how much tea Brits can slurp down, so it’s no surprise that the nation has garnered a reputation for being obsessed with it.    

    #4

    Side-by-side images of a classic red telephone box and a modern UK phonecard booth, highlighting life in the UK.

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    Miriam Insidecor
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a red phone box near where my sister lives. Shockingly, it's not vandalised and I've seen people actually using it.

    Wondering Alice
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one in my parents village. It's used as there is no longer an analogue signal to the village and it's very dodgy for phone cover. If the internet goes, most people know a neighbours password but an actual phone is still needed. It is close to a red mail box, both regularly have random crochet accessories - I don't know why.

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    Alex Redding
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a red phone box across from my flat. Apparently it's grade 2 listed. It does get used occasionally.

    James016
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 2 by Kensington Olympia station that are being preserved but I can't remember who is preserving them. They have stickers on them stating that.

    Gavin Johnson
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve got a defibrillator and a book exchange in our red telephone box. PS if you are the person who has to clean the windows this definitely isn’t a downgrade!

    Adrian
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can remember the smell of those red phoneboxes

    Chilli
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either way they smell like p**s

    Divado
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2p 5p 10p AND they used to give you change if you didn't use it all. Sometimes the coins were very difficult to push in resulting in a painful ridge on your thumb, the floor could be sopping wet and it wasn't raining. SHUDDER!

    Nicola Roberts
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely can't remember the last time I saw any public phones. I imagine it's the same worldwide?

    Rosie Hamilton
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are about 20k in the UK - about 3k are the traditional red ones. Ofcom has put in place rules that prevent BT from removing phone boxes if they are the last in an area, are in locations without full mobile coverage, are in accident hotspots, or if they are still being used for a significant number of calls or for emergency services.

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    #5

    Man making a humorous comment about using gender neutral pronouns with customers in funny memes about life in the UK.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup that works to 😂

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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ❤️ Shaun of the Dead! The whole trilogy, really

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of two words that would look like that blurred out and in most places they are not gender neutral but I'm pretty sure teh Brits don't care.

    Lotekguy
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In context, it's a couple of steps higher than asssholes on the intensity scale.

    Uncle Schmickle
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Why do you call everyone arsehole ? " " Because it's gender neutral ".

    Patty Dayton
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOLOL, because I have British cousins!

    Chilli
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Living, dead and undecided."

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    #6

    Dog named Max described as a very good boy on BBC Breakfast, fitting funny memes about life in the UK.

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    Deborah B
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how none of us know the context, but we're all nodding "Of course he's a very good boy." Max's humans could be defending his habit of chasing school children and stealing their sandwiches, and we'd all be "He's a very good boy really, just let him have the sarnies."

    Robert T
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full story here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-65727479

    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watch bbc news of a morning lol I saw that ,

    Barbara Wilcock
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a lovely good boy he is 'drinks tea'

    Pwhge Kfkfgnme
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    R.I.P. Max the Miracle Dog. Always a good boy

    NJ P
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too excited to be there.

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    Something else that Brits are undeniably obsessed with is the classic meal of fish and chips. London Walks explains on their site that there’s some debate about who exactly created the first fish and chip shop in England. But we know for sure that they were present by the 1860s, and they quickly became beloved by everyone who had a taste.

    Croft Street Fisheries notes that, today, Brits consume 382 million portions of fish and chips annually, which equates to about six servings per person each year. As for how people like to eat this classic dish, it depends on preference and which region they’re from. It’s typically served with tartar sauce and mushy peas, but some also like to add gravy or curry sauce. No matter how you enjoy them, there’s no question that devouring this meal is a quintessential UK experience!  

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    #7

    Packet of biscuits sealed by pushing the open end against the wall, illustrating funny memes about life in the UK.

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    les
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    amateurs, your supposed to eat half the packet so can twist it shut. then decide your still hungry and eat the other half

    Tim Gearing
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Les, that’s why 2 cups of Earl Grey tea are better than one.🤣

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    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙈🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️me 😂in fact I’ve got two packets like that now 😂hey don’t knock it till you try it , saves on tins n clothes pegs 😂

    Geoffrey Scott
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or as Bill Engvall, an american comedian, once said.. "my wife has a twist tie collection, due to me being like every other guy and spinning the bread and tucking the end underneath"

    tori Ohno
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, that's an American trick too!

    Michael Largey
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Inertia - it's the most powerful force in the universe." - Nero Wolfe

    James016
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a better way? No, no there isn't.

    Bob Brooce
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A clip will do a better job, but this is perfectly adequate unless you take an unusually long time to finish them.

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    roepi
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there another way?

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    #8

    Two people holding novelty sweaters with W and anchor symbols, illustrating funny memes about life in the UK.

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    Moises Tomás Rubio
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a foreigner, I don't get it...I must improve my knowledge of British life.

    HardBoiledBlonde
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This entire thread made me laugh, so much so that my dog got up to check on me.

    Caryne Ag
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about the W, but the anchor is a stitch!

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    #9

    Scene from Pulp Fiction meme illustrating funny memes about life in the UK with humor on social media bans.

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    Tim Gearing
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to get called a lazy f****t growing up. A f****t is an archaic word for a bundle of sticks.

    WindySwede
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're spelling that with two 'tt' in Swedish, you'd get a bassoon in Englishing.

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    Samantha H
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived in NJ, I went to Medical school in the East Village, Manhattan. (to be an EMT) It was a Sunday morning and myself and a friend from my Class were standing outside chatting, Mike lit a ciggie and I blurted out 'got a f**g in your mouth again' this horrible silence fell, and knew I had said something with a very different meaning. Mike took me aside to explain things, I was bright red.

    Robert T
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also mean to work hard, or is a term for a younger student at a public (private) school who acts as a servant.

    Samantha H
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes that is true and has caused many a great misunderstanding lol.

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    Glix Drap
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a restaurant near me that serves faggots ...... wait for the burn from offended people ...., which is a type of food.

    G A
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brains f@ggots. Which aren't made from brains. And aren't really faggots any more. Decent meat has been replaced with pink slime and grains. Nasty. Buy proper butcher's ones.

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    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call them f ags also in ireland. That or smokes. I dis get banned from a sub reddit for using it in that context. Like it comes from the old word fa ggot which is a small bundle of sticks used for lighting fires. Im gay and I don't know any irish gay people who take offence to the use of the word for cigarettes. Context is everything.

    Lousha
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, in the era of algorithms context does not matter. And it's infuriating. I'm in canning/cooking groups in FB, and there are a barrage of words that you can't use because the algorithm will flag your post as offensive. Words like "fat", or "pig". Now sure, there are contexts in which these can be pretty nasty words, but when you're talking about COOKING... Same way for a while anything I posted in a gardening group was taken down, because in previous posts I used words like "k**l" (as in "these bugs killed all my seedlings, anyone can help me identify them?"), and so my profile was flagged as "aggressive".

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    e gads
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why does BP censor so much?Does most of the traffic here consist of preschoolers?is everybody so fragile this is necessary?and some of you pay to keep it going?

    Adrian
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably to avoid its content being banned from more conservative outlets

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this one actually made me laugh out loud XD

    Jude Corrigan
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even funnier when you ask someone if they wish to go outside to enjoy a cigarette. It would be, 'Do you wanna smoke a f*g?' Or the even more hilarious (only in certain parts of the UK) when someone asks if you would give them a cigarette. That would be, 'Can I b*m a f*g?'

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    Rick Murray
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Smoke a fág" means *ENTIRELY* different things depending on which side of the ocean you're on.

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    The UK is consistently ranked among the top 20 countries in the world to live in, based on quality of life and happiness of the residents. So even though moving there means experiencing rain for more than a third of the year, it also comes with some excellent perks. One of these benefits being the National Health Service. All UK residents have access to comprehensive free healthcare, courtesy of the NHS. So, if you relocate to the UK, you’ll never have to worry about paying for a doctor’s visit again!  

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    #10

    Underwater glass tunnel resembling Eurotunnel, humorous perspective on life in the UK captured in a funny meme.

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the tunnel plans they made in the 19th century when imagining future

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, it DOESN'T look like that? XD

    James016
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly not. It was very disappointing when I first went on the Eurostar.

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    Alex Boyd
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A zoo half a day's drive from my house got one of those in the otter exhibit when I was about 8; it was, hands-down, the best thing I'd seen in my life. I could've stayed there all day watching those otters swim overhead. Next time we weint back it was, I don't know, five or six years later, and the whole tunnel was so scratched and cloudy, you could barely see the otters--and they only had two of them left. Anyway, that was about 30 years ago, so maybe the technology has improved, but if you hear about one being added somewhere you can get to, my advice is go the first year.

    Remi (He/Him)
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like bad maintenance. There are good zoos who help preserve animals nearing extinction in the wild and then there are zoos that don't care

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    Uncle Panda
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I waited from the mid-70s until 2010 or so, looking forward to seeing "The Chunnel" from the inside. Know what it looks like when you're in it? It's dark. It's a tunnel.

    Bored Sailor
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an aquarium in USA I have been too with one of these, very cool enjoyed the surround view.

    Julie S
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same 😞

    OneHappyPuppy
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I thought it looked like until I was 25...

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    #11

    Cartoon characters with text about topics not to ask, alongside a British flag, illustrating funny memes about life in the UK.

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    Clown fish
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An incase they didn't know the only reason we don't have a piramid is because we couldn't move it 😂😂

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    Spidercat
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And never ask a Septic how they got all the land...

    Tim Gearing
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead, ask them when they are going to repay their debt to France for helping them during the war of independence .

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    Tobias Reaper
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not our fault we were so good at war

    Cj Churchall-McKenzie
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how come the rest of europe gets off scott free, they stole just as much and killed way more people.

    Shelley Dawson
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We went where others were afraid to go.

    FreeTheUnicorn
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The museum tells you, they just don't see any issue with it.

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    #12

    Chalkboard sign outside a British pub humorously warning of a massive steep hill and pointing to a nice pint.

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    James016
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be St Albans.

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    Johnnynatfan
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Id rather have a nice pint than walk up a massive f*****g hill

    Ruth Banbury
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most pubs in Plymouth/ Devon need this sign

    AC
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edinburgh probably

    Rebecca McManus
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lincoln has a road called Steep Hill, I suspect this is there

    Mari
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should it not be: nice cup of tea?

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    This could because sign in Seattle

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    Many people also love the lifestyle that the UK has to offer. Brits are often warm and friendly with a hilarious, albeit sarcastic, sense of humor. They also love going out on the town, experiencing the local pub culture and trying new restaurants, so you’ll never run out of places to go. There are always plenty of festivals taking place in Britain, so no matter what kind of music you like or food you’re into, it’s impossible to get bored. 

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    #13

    Social media post showing a woman having lunch with her nan, highlighting funny memes about life in the UK.

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    XenoMurph
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the confusion of anyone born outside these islands.

    Robert T
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear Hyacinth tutting now!

    G A
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corcoran is a nasty right wing commentator. I'm not surprised her nan looks like a gammon.

    Maria Maria
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear, that's not nice. Poor Nan.

    Mike F
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite shows

    Julie S
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I laughed out loud.

    Emma B
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂 this should be higher

    Tanja Sclanders
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @felicefan .... that is savage!🤣

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    #14

    Funny meme showing a device with Bluetooth initializing message and UK humor about Bluetooth "Bri’ish" life in the UK.

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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction, they made it a Londoner

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 I read that in my mind's version of a cockney accent

    Dee Rutherford
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 That “H” is silent, right?

    #15

    Sheep with a distinct face behind a fence, capturing a funny moment that sums up life in the UK with memes.

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    G A
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brave welshman who tries to interfere with that sheep

    Julie S
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because that's a ram, and people are used to seeing ewes.

    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but even for a ram he still has quite the block head!!! I had a ram like this before and he broke one of my ribs with his block head. They are like battering rams...pun intended!

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    Glix Drap
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minecraft sheep?

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL looks like a bulldog in sheep's clothing 😂

    Bob Bob
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off wit ya bugger more shoop than sheep ya bell end numpty

    Lotekguy
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If flocks have alphas, this dude is the one.

    Robert T
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a tup and a half. Reminds me of when my parents sold their three-piece suite to a farmer and he turned up with a trailer on the back of his Landrover - he had a tup in the back, which he proceeded to put in the cab with him and bundled the three-piece suite in the trailer!

    Susan Raskin
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the first ugly sheep I have ever seen

    roepi
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bah bah motherfvcker!

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    #16

    Funny meme about British pronunciation with cartoon characters, illustrating humor about life in the UK memes.

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans thinking we all sound like cockneys, and that all cockneys sound like D**k van D**e.

    Laughing Orc
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did BP just censor the name of a legendary actor?

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    Sue
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither do many Americans in some words.

    Barbara Wilcock
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Northern folks say 'T shop,T Park, T pub !

    Robert T
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that the 't' is silent. Try getting a yorkshhireman to pronounce the band name "The The". ;-)

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    Sue User
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This us what I was told. That the poor wanted to sound upscale. The French are known to have silent h's and t's , but the British didnt know Frebch that well, so they dropped all of them. Anidote brought to you by my British mum from East End.

    Rick Murray
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French is like: Our words have lots of letters. We're going to pronounce about half of them. And sometimes we'll make Is and Us sound like As just to mess with you.

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    Tobias Reaper
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought us brits loved tea until i met my girl who is polish and realised we got nothing on them

    Tim Gearing
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s better than a cup of Earl Grey….two cups 😋

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, care to explain all the missing Rs then? ;)

    Shelley Dawson
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who speak English correctly definitely pronounce the letter 't',

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    #17

    Man in high-visibility jacket and camouflage pants on UK train platform, illustrating funny memes about life in the UK.

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    James016
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has John Cena's legs

    Alex Boyd
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just a torso, floating above the ground.

    Tobias Reaper
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone left their high vis jacket on the station platform

    R. Lynx
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing makes a fashion statement like wearing camo pants with a tie-dye shirt. Or if you feel extra conflicted, wear a Hawaiian shirt with the pants.

    G A
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a ghostly BR worker haunting the platforms....the only time you'll ever see one.

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    #18

    Tweet text about British taxi ride etiquette, featured in a collection of funny memes summing up life in the UK.

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    sbj
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you are dropped off at at different place from where you were picked up then we don't really care

    UKGrandad
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On entering the taxi, once you've confirmed the destination it is obligatory to ask 'Are you busy tonight'? and 'What time are you on 'till'? That's all the conversation that's permissable until 'Anywhere here's fine, thanks'.

    Armac
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Australian

    Caro Ansaldo
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Argentina and I used to do the same whenever I took a remis (similar to an uber but you asked the car from a car rental agency) and I always told them "Whenever you can park, is OK." Now I don't get more remises, ubers, or whatever they are called because they are too expensive.

    Now, aside from drinking tea, watching football and enjoying a pint at the pub, something else that Brits love doing is standing in a queue. Doesn’t matter when, where, or what the line is for. If they see a queue, they might be tempted to hop in. But this social norm is actually quite polite and helps minimize chaos, especially in crowded environments. So keep on queuing on, Brits! We might poke fun at you from afar, but you’re honestly doing great work.    

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    #19

    Empty village hall with wooden floor and closed curtains, illustrating a common scene in life in the UK.

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    James016
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can smell that floor. It's not pictured but there is a tea urn. Every self respecting village hall has one.

    Az Oz
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they all have the same very unique slightly musty smell.

    Lotekguy
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And according to Midsomer, all villages have fetes all the time, and the sun is always shining upon the murders regularly occurring therein.

    Mari
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the detective's wife is always at the scene (working, biking, doing yoga, singing in the choir )where someone is m******d. 😁

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    BrunoVI
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell it's British because it's not equipped for basketball. (Paint the floor and add some retracted hoops, and it looks just like any small-town American elementary school gym/theater/cafeteria/community conference center/dance hall. Now go to the front and get your award for not staying home when you got sick.)

    UKGrandad
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint over an oak parquetry floor? Philistine!

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    Robert T
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean you don't? Where else are you going to do morris dancing practice? Or learn how to make a decent victoria sponge?

    Bill Swallow
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expecting to see DCI Barnaby and Sgt Troy enter in 3.. 2.. 1..

    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup our village hall in this little village is like that lol it needs a lotta work doing , so they considering knocking it down ffs n re building it up my end of the village in the field next to the play park , LIKE NO ! the village hall belongs in the heart of the village opposite the green ,n our lush pub ,not stuck up this end pfft ,not that they can build on that field in question ,it used to be a a proper working tip till 1976 , so god knows wtf is buried there 🤦‍♀️

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what they have in common with us germans

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    #20

    Three images from Lord of the Rings showing Britain’s portrayal in British, world, and Irish history books for UK life memes.

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Britain in American history books: “🎶DA DA DA DA DA DADADA DA DIE DA DA DA DIE DA DAAA DAAAAA🎶” EDIT: for anyone confused, it’s king George’s song from the musical Hamilton

    Billo66
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the line from Trainspotting. "It's shite being scottish, we were colonized by w@nkers!

    Vanessa Panerosa
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn’t it Nish Kumar who said WW2 was the only time in history they’ve been the “good guys”? 🤣. He’s got a point considering on average every seven days a nation celebrates their independence from them. However as an American I’d very much rather not be the current villains 💀

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say intentionally causing a famine in India doesn't make them look like the good guys (Rarely anybody was to be fair)

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    #21

    Melting ice reveals new island, British Empire humor captured by a dog breaking through orange background in funny UK life memes.

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    Julie S
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why choose a French bulldog for the picture.

    UKGrandad
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly no oil there, then, or the Yanks would be on it like flies on a dog t**d. EDIT: And the latest innocuous word to fall foul of the censors is 'túrd'! EDIT 2: I see we have a thin-skinned Yank with access to a downvote button. Take a lesson from us Brits, buddy, and learn to laugh at yourself.

    Even if you speak English well (which I’m assuming you do if you’ve made it this far), you might have trouble understanding some of the more unique phrases that Brits will throw at you. For example, have you ever been gobsmacked? You probably have, but you might have used the word shocked. What about knackered, cheeky or chuffed? Moving to the UK may not require learning a new language, but it will require picking up some new vocabulary. And be careful not to call your jeans “pants.” They’re trousers over there. 

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    #22

    Text meme humorously stating saying "right" before leaving is a classic trait of life in the UK, capturing British culture.

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Midwest version is “alrighty” followed by either a knee slap or pushing yourself up by your hands on knees

    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually a glos shire Somerset slang , alrighty my son says that all the time , n we in the Cotswolds lol him talks like a proper farmer , like I does mostly 😂

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    James016
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget to slap your knees as well

    sbj
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Brit and when I speak if 'right' is not somewhere in the sentence I get the feeling that somethings not right

    detective miller's hat
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never even realised I was doing this until one of my co-workers pointed it out. xD

    ƒιѕн
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always seem to be saying "Welp" for some reason...

    L.V
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not British, but I guess I've lived here long enough that I have integrated

    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now n then say that , like right im off ,but not much , n nope I ain’t English anyways 😂im Welsh valleys , well half n half but i denounced my English side 😂

    Julie S
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why do you live in England if it's so awful.

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    #23

    Text meme about a woman crying over lost holiday money and a kind stranger finding £2000 in a UK supermarket car park.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not us British I can assure you !!

    EJN
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're a member of the Trump family?

    G A
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might hand it in to the police station, but these days nobody trusts them not to spend it on a pi$$ up

    Don't listen to me
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    Oops. Whose money did she just find??

    #24

    Funny meme about glimpsing yourself in the camera at the Asda self checkout, capturing life in the UK humor.

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    sbj
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always avert my eyes

    Miriam Insidecor
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I always worry that if I was to go missing that hideous photo would be circulated as the last sight of me. Looking barely human and 30 years older.

    G A
    Community Member
    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a circus mirror!

    Cj Churchall-McKenzie
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i looked as good as this girl i wouldnt mind

    Nosirrow
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad our self checkout doesn't have cameras. I'm sad enough to spend money, don't increase my sadness by showing me my ugly face.

    Roshan Kassan
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ASDA - the UK version of Wallmart

    Limey
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I dunno, zoom does a pretty good job.

    BrunoVI
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she ran straight home to take a picture of herself in a bikini in a bathroom?

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    #25

    Man in white shirt shaking hands with bus driver in blue shirt in front of bus, funny memes about life in the UK.

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    G A
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't be an apology. And then say "Traffic, innit?". There, fixed it.

    childish gambling addiction
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahaha because they’re always so f*****g late hahahahahaha

    Trophy Husband
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the old Irish joke. And American comes to Ireland and is waiting on a train, and he asks someone for a timetable. The man responds " oh bless your soul, we use calendars here. "

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    #26

    Screenshot of a funny UK meme conversation joking about British language and colonizing culture.

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    Glix Drap
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We like it better when you spell properly.

    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually think you will find we love (not me hate the word but ) the word c u n t lol it’s said a hell of a lot

    BrunoVI
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cookies? Wait...no. Now that I think about it, I watched Furchester Manor, the British spin-off of Sesame Street, with my son when he was a toddler, and the chef was cookie monster, and I never found out for sure whether they called him biscuit monster or not.

    Forrest Hobbs
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean The Furchester Hotel. "In "Cookie Confusion", it is revealed that Cookie Monster has a British cousin named Biscuit Monster who eats biscuits." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Furchester_Hotel

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    Jude Corrigan
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also are quite partial to the word c**t.

    Billo66
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, thank you for providing more independence days than anyone else.

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    #27

    Tweet humorously describing a UK heatwave with melting roads, summer stereotypes, and doubled ice cream prices.

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    giku T
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the so called heatwave is 25c max.

    les
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm in the far north and we had 28c. i'm very close to the artic circle

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    G A
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spend more on fans in the summer than I do on heating in the winter

    Tim Gearing
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the ancient tradition of tying a knot in each corner of your handkerchief and using it as a hat. 😂

    G A
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only on WWII era postcards by Donald McGill.

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    Laura Lawson
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember an episode off British Bake Off where they were dying of the heat. Everyone complaining, oh it's the hottest day ever, needed cold towels & sticking their heads in the freezer. It was 26°C. 🙄 I live in Australia, 26° is lovely spring/fall weather! Try living with a month or more of 36°+ weather & then you can complain about how hot it is. 🤣🤣

    geezeronthehill
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No pavement explosions yet? Just wait.

    Melfunction
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being in the UK from the US, having experienced 3 'heat waves' this summer, and being unimpressed that we haven't broken 100F/ 37C yet

    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual truth 😂n Stella 🤬aka wife beater !!! as for heatwave. Eugh we had a good few of them this yr n very little rain like way to little , I live out in the sticks , surrounded by farmland n Christ the crops are failing 😳field behind my house is normally well high with wheat ,not this year half the hieght pfft , n I consider 23 to bloody hot lmao hate the heat , but it’s the muggy weather that’s the worse

    Ol' Stevie
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a phrase I've not head in a few decades😱 thankfully. Stella really is like fizzy pop now though. At 5.2% it had a gorgeous, crisp, dry flavour. These days it tastes like someone's drunk it once already, decided they didn't want it any more, and put it back in the glass..

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    #28

    Bowl overflowing with Jaffa Cakes in an airport lounge, illustrating funny memes about life in the UK.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yummy , only problem is lol one Jaffa cake IS NEVER ENOUGH 😂

    Bill Swallow
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, well, that would be why there's a complete bowl full, now.

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    liam newton-harding
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cake…this was decided in a Court of Law…for tax purposes :)

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    sbj
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd travel to Oslo just for this

    Sue User
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to get knock off ones at Big Lots ( former store in USA ). Out West, cant find any British food stores, best we can do is the Indian ones. Yes, can order online but $3 for package of crisps is too much.

    Glix Drap
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very posh - they have tongs to pick them up with.

    R1MV4Superleggera
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man! My Wife doesn't want her big Ape (that'll be me) getting fat, but in this case, she would have to pry my dead, cold fingers of that bowl! 😛😛😛

    PurrfectLife
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these cookies! Hard to find in the U.S.

    AC
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One bowl of them is tho

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    #29

    Tweet about choosing between Tesco Express or Tesco Extra, humorously calling them Big Tesco or Little Tesco, reflecting life in the UK memes.

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    Owen
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little Tesco is the best Tesco. It's really lovely. Big Tesco is a proper event where I buy lots of food I've never heard of before.

    Tyke
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stepped one foot in a whopping Tesco last week, got overwhelmed, turned around and went straight to Lidl.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me I prefer Tesco ONLINE lol go on to app ,order delivery next morning sorted SOOOOO MUCH BETTER ,

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until they substitute a pint of milk with two gross of condoms.

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    Mabelbabel
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're in Northern Ireland-its Big Tesco and Wee Tesco here.

    BrunoVI
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like choosing Sheetz or Buc-ee's?

    Marina
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think more like Neighborhood Walmart and Super Walmart

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    #30

    Text meme about British culture questioning if you are British without saying someone's having a BBQ, related to life in the UK memes.

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    Glix Drap
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the neighbour and the f****r never invites me. I did call him a c**t last week so that's probably why. I'm from Slough by the way.

    Uncle Schmickle
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem here. Don't you always call your mates c**ts ?

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    Uncle Panda
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live out in the country and, depending on the wind, one of my neighbors cooks great barbeque. I still haven't figured out which one, though.

    Trophy Husband
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's universal, except here we ask whether someone's having one or it's a forest fire. Depending on the type of barbecue, they can smell very similar.

    Divado
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought one of those disposable things. You could see the smoke from space. Closed the door and hid in the kitchen which was 5ft away.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always said this .... and I'm an Aussie.

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    #31

    Funny meme about refusing to pay to sit next to a friend but spending more on snacks, representing life in the UK.

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    James016
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to budget for what you need, not what you want.

    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priorities mate, priorities.

    Jnausicaa
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priorities. Glad to see you have set yours right.

    G A
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priorities, people!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's really your friend, he'll pony up the 13 pounds.

    #32

    Text message exchange about joining a funny religion with a meme referencing life in the UK and the Prince Philip Movement.

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that I'd agree with them, but nobody tell 'em, ok?

    Jane Aston
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was something of a one off!

    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he is deceased so I guess he would be like a god now.

    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ermmmmmmmm 🤷‍♀️🤔🤔🤔🤔🙄

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    #33

    Tweet about quitting a job at Asda with funny memories, capturing humor in life in the UK memes.

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    James016
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked at Safeway (before it was bought by Morrisons) we had a damaged goods table at the back where we could help ourselves to stuff at the end of the day. Dented tins and such like

    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many tins did you accidentally on purpose drop?

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    I am John
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why stella though? Jokes on him...

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    #34

    Man in pink cap speaking into microphone with meme text about visiting Britain and tea, illustrating funny memes about life in the UK.

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    Barbara Wilcock
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are drinking lots of tea in our kitchens gossiping about Sharon next door who looks pregnant with her 5th child

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharons are more likely nans now, it’s probably Chantelle who’s preggers again.

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    Shelley Dawson
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were lied to. You didn't arrive in Britain.

    Toffee Keenor-Leach
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you are in Britain and not accidentally overshot and landed in France? (Writing this with a cup of tea by my side.)

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get me started with there's no Queen.

    L.V
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you visit only pubs in the evening ? 😄

    sbj
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're hiding our cups as we don't want to share

    Janet L
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s impossible anyway

    G A
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't like hot drinks. Keep them for normals.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loath tea , n it makes me ill, so decent coffee , made at home !! lol

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    #35

    Weather forecast showing rain probabilities for multiple days, humorously reflecting life in the UK with constant rainy memes.

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    Nizumi
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all my life of visiting family in southern England, the only time I ever experienced this c**p weather everyone talks about was in January. Other than that, every trip - sunny, pleasant, sometimes downright HOT (high 20sC in May).

    PoutDragon
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    excuse me, but HIGH 20C IS HOT?!?! HIGH 30C IS HOT!

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    sbj
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my ideal weather forecast

    Mobey Drunk
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going there next week and am dreading this happening during our outdoor activities.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've had hardly any rain for weeks, and virtually none is forecast. And I really, really want some rain.

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    Lousha
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lived in the UK for a decade. There was basically the same amount of rain as in middle Europe. The winters were less cold and summers were less hot, but no excessive rain.

    Apatheist Account2
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The forecast isn't great. We've been promised thundery showers in Kent for the past week and had none :(

    Glix Drap
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to hang out the washing.

    Natalia Allen
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the UK is warmer now than it ever used to be when I was younger.....

    Oops
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So were my experiences, sizzling hot sunny days. I think the british people are spreading the rumours of wet and cold weather to keep intruders away.

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My USAF brother was stationed in Briton for 2+ years, he said," " I didn't see the sun once in 2 years!"

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    #36

    Humorous homemade dog cake fail compared to professional dog cake in funny memes about life in the UK.

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    Tim Gearing
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The daughter will remember this when she is choosing the old folks home she’ll put you in.😉

    Freddy M. (He/Him)
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf the bottom one is probably tastier since it looks like the top uses a lot of fondant

    Julie S
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kids gonna have nightmares.

    David Morgan
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hell with the kid, I'M having nightmares. That dog has seen some things...

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    Holly Herr
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an adorable cake! I’ve seen some very stupid cupcake cakes. This one is at the top of the Awesome list!👍🏼

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    #37

    Comparison of Strongbow UK and US marketing showing different glasses and people in a funny UK life meme.

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    Trophy Husband
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American of Irish descent, I feel I have to stand up for our country here. And I should say that that's the first time I've ever felt that way. The glass is on the left are probably imperial pints, which are larger than real pints because the English felt that they were being outdone in alcoholism and decided to increase the size of the pint ( or so The legend goes ). The ones on the right I've never seen in my life. Bars in America nowadays mostly serve bottles which are 11.2 oz, but they all still have beer on tap, it's just more expensive. And if you buy it on tap, the size of the glass will range anywhere from 14 to 20 oz. 16 being a actual pint and what I consider an actual drink. But that doesn't stop me from finding ways to do better. My local pizza place offers a deal with a pitcher alongside a 20-in pizza, and my father-in-law and I like two different types of beer so we each get a half picture of our own beer, and the guy likes us because we've been going there for 30..

    Trophy Husband
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years, so he gives us each more like 3/4 of a pitcher. I call that a glass of beer, and while I do pour it into a smaller container to make drinking easier, I drink the whole thing myself. When I was younger I could drink like that every night, now I drink like that on special occasions. But my point is that those little things that they show in the picture above, look like they're full of apple juice. And it wasn't until I got to this point in the conversation that I realized that strong brow is a cider and not a beer, and I don't drink cider so I'm not actually sure what size glasses we use. D**n, I think my whole argument just fell apart.

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    roepi
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are both for amateurs. German size beer is the only way.

    Bored Sailor
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for all the USA cmments try going to Flying Saucer or a beer garden, not that uncommon.

    Abby Louise Rexroth
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American of German descent: Oh, please the little German barmaids put ya'll to shame... TELEMMGLPI...8d9f89.jpg TELEMMGLPICT000350774411_16956465092440_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqfKN8oomdymFPtGzI1wvwuE8SKep7whTCnfj6jB3CHLM-68cbe428d9f89.jpg

    Melfunction
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cider is a girl drink in the US... I think that's c**p, but there we are.

    Billo66
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we hurt ourselves pretty bad with Four Loko. We just try to take it easy now.

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    5 months ago

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    Sue
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We make up for it in fast food.

    Divado
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two large gins, two pints of cider. Ice in the cider.

    G A
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cider and Apple Pue are the only 2 things I like out of apples. And the less apple flavour the cider is, the more I like it

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    #38

    Sign for a fast food shop named Disney Land chicken and pizza on a UK street, capturing humor in life in the UK memes.

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    Tim Gearing
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this is where the infamous bean pizza originated ?

    Lotekguy
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prices on the dessert menu include "pie rates" of the Caribbean.

    Sian E
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney lawyers screeching...

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol whoever named that place is an evil genius 😆

    #39

    A historical king in royal robes holding a scepter, humorously captioned about saying furthermore instead of also.

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    Glix Drap
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furthermore this is Edward VII dressed to go out to Aldi and then on for a quick pint at his local Spoons.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given it's Edward VII he was probably going out to pick up women.

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    Rick Murray
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or use a word like "whilst" which is a perfectly cromulent British English word, but to some it sounds like thou doth speaketh middel Englishe.

    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While both "also" and "furthermore" can be used to add information, they are not exactly the same and have slightly different nuances. "Also" is generally more informal and can be used to simply add something to a previous statement, similar to "and" or "too". "Furthermore" is typically used in more formal writing and adds information that strengthens or deepens an argument or point

    #40

    Plate of chips, mushy peas, and a battered sausage humorously representing British cuisine in funny memes about life in the UK.

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    NJ P
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That color looks radioactive

    Glix Drap
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chips look a bit anaemic to me.

    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those chips could do with some more time in the fryer. I like mine crisp😁

    Costa
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Experiment to see if "battered sausage" beats the BP filter.

    MsPlants
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok not making fun of it but serious question why do the peas look that color? is it just dye? or do they change the taste of the peas? also why peas on fries (chips)? I love peas and I love fries but they are such different tastes that i was wondering why put them together? thats why I was wondering if whatever makes them so bright changes the taste

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never, ever seen peas that colour in real life, not even mushy peas which these are. Colour aside, they are an aquired taste quite frankly. Beloved by some people, and loathed probably by just as many. The chips look pale and undercook... I suspect the colour is way off in this photo.

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    dan gerene
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like The Hulk has gotten the runs. Maybe from eating something like that pile.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. I *never* got the attraction of mushy peas. Take some garden peas, toss 'em in boiling water, count to ten, right they're done. Boiling the poor buggers to death and beyond is too much like boarding school food for my liking.

    Melfunction
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm... this is real...

    Holly Herr
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those CAN NOT be peas!! What did they DO to them!?

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    #41

    Black glass TV stand with metal legs, representing a funny meme about life in the UK and common household items.

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    Robert T
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean "has owned" - I think you'll find a lot of us "still own" ;-)

    NJ P
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TV and player stand with room for vhs tapes.

    Amy B
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally have this right now. Got it second hand!

    James016
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Replaced it a while ago though

    She who must not be named
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had the exact same one until a few months ago 😅

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    #42

    Elderly man upset after paying £54 for fish and chips in London, capturing funny memes about life in the UK.

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    Peppy
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    £54 for four portions is a bloody bargin mate

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chr!st - that's was a bargain for four portions back in 2018!

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    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAIT 54 quid four portions ?? wtf is he moaning about that’s £13.50 a portion of cod n chips , jeez dude don’t come to chipping Norton ,our closest chippy , is same price n the one in stow on wold is like £15 quid for cod n chips , for London that’s a freaking bargain ok so he’s a Yorkshire bloke , n they re known to be tight wads , but still

    James016
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chippy in Burton on the Water is really nice but I think its about £16 for a portion of cod and chips though

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    G A
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly old s0d hasn't been out any time in the last 5 years, clearly...

    sbj
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I'm from £54 wouldn't cover it

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to upset you guys, but my local pub does a two for one deal on really tasty, large cod and chips, with mushy peas, for £13.50 Oh, it's grim oop north. Have to say I'm a converted southern softie.

    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chippie next door to my shop does small cod, curry sauce or peas & chips for £7...

    Rob Williams
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must admit, that's a nice looking fish…

    Divado
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Price includes delivery...BARGAIN

    joann fielding
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, there's also mushy peas! 🤷‍♀️

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    #43

    Humorous UK life meme showing a faulty happiness sign and a man in historical attire laughing in British style.

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    #44

    Funny meme comparing Britain's portrayal in British history books as a cute cartoon and in other books as a terrifying monster, UK life humor.

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    childish gambling addiction
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Britain is honestly the goat. Gave us Tolkien, Doctor Who, and Radiohead.

    Forrest Hobbs
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. I've worked it out. The captions should be changed to "Britain's history according to the UK Conservative Party" and "Britain's history according to British historians". Most of us are not shy about admitting our country's faults. In fact, many of us won't stop banging on about how awful the place is and always has been... 😉🤣

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know someone could make Cthulu look so adorable lol My one friend would love that patch on a coat or jeans!

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't teach history without British History in the U,S. !

    Kät Kartoona
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in in German History b***s. ;)

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    #45

    Four close-up photos of women with heavy makeup, illustrating a funny meme about British life and culture.

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    Joe Reaves
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Trump's family came from Germany and Scotland. I didn't realise they'd apparently stopped off in Essex.

    Abby Louise Rexroth
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with the dark tan and light lips, it looks aweful.

    Mark Schutz
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same make up artist as the orange buffoon it seems.

    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago

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    Jeez I heard that in the mega common type ex sec accent to lmao hate that accent in women it’s so COMMON n eugh ain’t it lol

    Barbara Wilcock
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    5 months ago

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    They copied the kardashians

    CPooh
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This look substantially predates the Kardashians. Possibly the Romans and Celts, as well.

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    #46

    Worn football on grass with humorous text capturing funny memes about life in the UK and British childhood play.

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    Paul C.
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, your kicking that way, with the other twenty kids all wearing different kit.

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    #47

    Thermometer showing warm weather with text about how British people see weather above 10°C, representing UK life memes.

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    sbj
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true and when it's below freezing we will still refuse to wear a coat

    LadyKing
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s below 22c, I’m wearing a coat 😂

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    Brain-In-A-Vat
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to travel to Darlington one February day for work. It was a clear, sunny day, no snow, butcold, below freezing. I was dressed like a polar explorer ( don't like the cold ), but because it was sunny, the locals were out in T-shirts, shorts and flip-flops . . .

    G A
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We thrive in spring and autumn.

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's 103F in Riverside CA today... looks too familiar to me

    MonsterMum
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's usual on any day in the UK to see people in overcoats as well as folks in shorts and t-shirts

    #48

    Side-by-side images humorously showing different reactions to 30 degrees heat abroad versus in the UK, UK life memes.

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    Paul C.
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God that woman is an oxygen thief.

    Katharina Sei.
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not know her. What has she done that a lot of people here dislike her?

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    ƒιѕн
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I have a different definition of candy than this thing.

    G A
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vile pig of a woman. Disgrace to the race.

    Teutonic Disaster
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look, Miss Piggy on crack now.

    Billo66
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now show us 2,500 degrees F.

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    #49

    Screenshot of a funny meme about British humor on hot days, capturing life in the UK with relatable humor and emojis.

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    Glix Drap
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Costa del Twatt, which is in Orkney, but it could equally describe a whole host of places in southern Spain.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also Shetland! That's right, there are two Twatts in the UK!

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    Rick Murray
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old enough that hot days (it's been mid-30s here) are "Scorchio!".

    Gavin Johnson
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Costa del Moracambea (Morecambe) is popular round here.

    Sarah Baker
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nahhh Scorchio - aka Daily Mail.

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    #50

    British people reacting with satisfaction to food seasoned with salt and pepper, a funny meme about life in the UK.

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This myth comes about because Americans OVER season their food, and they over season their food because the ingredients themselves are such poor quality that they have no flavour of their own. Why don't brits season chicken? Because a roast chicken tastes like a roast chicken with no seasoning needed.

    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, my dude we raised our own chickens when I was a kid, 100% on yard, and I can tell you that the addition of seasoning helps make a great bird amazing. You can just roll with the jokes.

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    G A
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very outdated. By about 70 years.

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The war and rationing messed up food in Britain for a few decades. In the elizabethan era, and others, spices were highly popular - amongst those with money admittedly. People outside the UK have war era foods in their head and are very outdated.

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    frinny
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do people keep writing Bri ish? whats that about

    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's trying to make it sound like a particular London accent where the t isn't pronounced. Im not even British ans its exhausting AF seeing it constantly being used because ive rarely seen any actual British person use it.

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    Uncle Panda
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma was a traditional Irish cook. Heavily seasoned meant salt *and* pepper.

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    #51

    Text message conversation showing a UK passport photo and humorous text about travel, reflecting life in the UK memes.

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    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this so something my poor old dad would do 😅

    #52

    Man wearing a patterned shirt and umbrella hat reacting humorously in a funny meme about life in the UK shopping experience.

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    Robert T
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I always need an aircompressor, chainsaw, dogbed and childrens paddling pool with my weekly shop.

    Glix Drap
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the robo vacuum cleaners suck.

    Tim Gearing
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Lidl and Aldi song, sung by Mick MacConnell. Look it up, it’s a cracker😂

    Kathy Brooke
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lidl actually sell a bag that says "Darling, we're almost out if inflatable kayaks " - self-aware p**s taking

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a cute pink rubber duck a while back! I was well pleased

    e gads
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta get myself to Aldi

    Divado
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it. It's like a Jumble Sale in the middle of a supermarket. Just bought a 12l airfryer for 59.99.

    ThatAussieIdiot(He/Him/Aussie)
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw, in the SAME WEEK, a mix between a hammer and survival hatchet tool, an air fryer, thongs (AUSTRALIAN CONTEXT) , and a 65" smart TV in that middle aisle.

    #53

    Meme illustrating typical British items and humor inside a person’s head, reflecting life in the UK.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the rare species of person who actually LOVES Oasis' music (yes, including Wonderwall.) I was a teen in the 90s, so that probably had something to do with it XD EDIT: jfc people I'm not trying to call myself a pick-me girl or that "I'm not like other girls!!!!!", I'm saying that my friends in the 90s all said they loathed Oasis and Wonderwall and I was the weirdo who actually liked the song and the band.

    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't not lcve wonderwall. In general, I've found there's two types of people who dislike Oasis. People who are tired hearing oasis coming from amateur guitarists in public and... well, I mean Oasis. Got a bit of a rocky history with themselves.

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    #54

    Hand gesture meme illustrating funny life moments in the UK about snacks and dad's reaction in the car.

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    #55

    Text meme showing repeated “pub” messages with caption about living in Britain and the slightest bit of sun, UK life humor.

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    Divado
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can find one that hasn't been shut down or turned into a dull Weatherspoons.

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pub is a deity worshipped by the British and afforded all appropriate rights and privileges.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope not the pub , out in my garden ,ok so that’s always for me being housebound , it no matter what the weather lol I’m in the garden or green houses , unless it’s windy cos being so open where I am it’s like a sodding hurricane 😂

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    #58

    Funny meme with parallel lines labeled The British Empire and A Sunset, humorously illustrating life in the UK.

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    HOUSE
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sun never sets on the British Empire

    Philly Bob
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because God would never trust us in the dark?

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    XenoMurph
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, also sunrises. If you see the redcoats coming, you won't see another sunrise

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    #59

    British meme showing formal and exaggerated pronunciation of bottle of water, humorously summing up life in the UK.

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    Alex Boyd
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's all do our regional accents. Mine's Boddle of wudder. (Or "wooder," if you're old.)

    I am John
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Boatle ah watter" for me (South Lanarkshire).

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in Yorkshire it’s pronounced wat ,ar emphasis on the wat lol where im from its like we say tractor it’s trac or ,so wa er (glos shire Somerset pro er country accent lol )

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Botul of wohtah (Home Counties)

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The n’er do wells around here say ‘bokkle ov waw-a’ along with hospikal, kekkle, digikal, and yeah we smoke loads of weed.

    Dudley2348
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a Londoner having a stroke.

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    #60

    Humorous meme showing cartoon livers in a pool with text about Liverpool and UK life funny memes.

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    Moises Tomás Rubio
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder about that! Liver-pool??? Where did the name come from?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The name comes from the Old English 'lifer', meaning thick or muddy water, and 'pōl', meaning a pool or creek, and is first recorded around 1190 as 'Liuerpul'. According to the Cambridge Dictionary of English Place-Names, 'The original reference was to a pool or tidal creek now filled up into which two streams drained'."

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, nothing sums up Liverpool quite like an American song, by American writers, from an American musical.

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    #61

    Plate with baked beans on breaded fish, smiley face potato shapes, and waffle fries, illustrating life in the UK humorously.

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    Robert T
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up on fried egg and mash, and mince and tatties. That actually looks disgusting to me.

    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smiley face potatoes are delicious, though. They're always delicious. The beans touching them is mildly disturbing, though. It's ok for the chicken, but those potatoes are gonna get soggy.

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    G A
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The classic Orange Dinner....afrerschool special

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we did have baked beans when I grew up, but not the frozen stuff. The 'chiller' in the fridge was big enough for a small pack of Birdseye peas and a block of Wall's ice cream.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eugh sorry , way to processed a meal not in my house !! Home cooked from scratch end off proper tasty country farm fare !! All made fresh n from scratch ,

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    #62

    Map of the UK with meme text humorously comparing American and British accents, a funny meme about life in the UK.

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    Owen
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. We don't. Some of us can't speak clearly at all.

    Ace
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea that Stewie speaks with a British accent is laughable.

    Batwench
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you are from certain parts. Most accents are different from places just 10 miles appart.

    Julie S
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think anyone speaks like that do they.

    sbj
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Wolverhampton! I left the UK over 25 years ago yet still today whenever I meet someone new they can always guess which area I come from

    Adrian
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left in 1989 for California and still get called out for my Bri'ish accent

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    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO WE BLOODY DO NOT !! n most defo the Glaswegians lol can’t understand a dam word ,or norther Ireland , or actually macunians to so nope not like stewie !

    G A
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in WWII era radio broadcasts

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    #63

    Toast sandwich recipe image showing simple British food with bread, toast, and butter ingredients from the United Kingdom.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf is this 🤷‍♀️sorry 6 decades on this planet n I’ve never heard of this one lol

    Glix Drap
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer a crisp sandwich myself. If you want to be posh then go for prawn cocktail flavour.

    Kate Kyffin
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never been a thing that I can remember, however a crisp sandwich is the thing to go for....

    Emma B
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Is this from some specific area? I have never heard of it in my 40+ years. Thankfully.

    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture is by Ryan North (Canadian). He does Dinosaur Comics as well as writing a variety of stuff.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sad. Can't we start up a relief agency to send them some peanut butter and jam?

    Janissary35680
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hasn't got a patch on a battered and deep-fried frozen Mars bar though.

    Teutonic Disaster
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Britain still dining like we continue to fly overhead, I see.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Combine it with "Small sausage in large sausage" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_sausage_in_large_sausage

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure how that works, but it sounds dirty. Oh...... it's a food thing?

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    G A
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a Victorian era dish for the poor.

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    #64

    Humorous UK life meme showing a purple and orange double-decker bus in an urban street setting.

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    Julie S
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one super cool bus.

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morrissey yapping about busses now?

    gvizzle_ 74
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "if a double decker bus, crashes into us, to die by your side...."

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    #65

    Humorous guide to British food items with funny nicknames, illustrating life in the UK through memes.

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't make a decent cottage pie, then you are the disappointment.

    Julie S
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devon meat envelope followed by Jam clag Mmmmmm 🤤

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you will find that the F0re$kin Crumble Tube is actually called a Pork Wellington!

    James016
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me buttered stodge any day

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good point, it's a while since I had booze soup

    Bartlet for world domination
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best jam clags I ever had, somewhere west of London, lady was so kind to share the recipe with me, but it took another twenty years before clotted cream was somewhat available in the Netherlands. Most of my efforts have been geared toward recreating it from what we - the Dutch - call cream.

    G A
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from the slurry mulch, I'd quite happily eat all of those. Now. If you are asking....

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    #66

    Funny meme of a dog in UK slang wearing a tracksuit, humorously summing up life and culture in the UK.

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    Robert T
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even close. It's more like "gizza f*g".

    G A
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe in council estates but the dog would be an unlicensed Bully XL

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    #67

    Cartoon comparison of American and British accents humorously depicted, highlighting funny memes about life in the UK.

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh which American accent and which British accent? Because that's a whole bunch of accents

    #68

    Funny meme showing a British person mistaking the Colorado flag, capturing humor about life in the UK.

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    I am John
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think anyone in the UK would know or have reason to care...

    Ffion Jones
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us actually say our t’s you know.

    #69

    Person holding umbrella under stormy sky with lightning, caption humorously depicting British life memes about weather and activities.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a born and raised Londoner, I can confirm this is not true. Unlike the surrounding fields that produce a small amount of our food.

    Melfunction
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah... our cabbie was telling us in 20+ weather that was slightly overcast and not even misting that it would be a terrible day for the beach. There's no such thing as a terrible day for the beach.

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    #70

    Humorous tweet referencing life in the UK, describing Bloodborne as a terrifying game about spending a night in England.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be million times worse !! You could be in USA with the orange lunatic !!

    Gia SDP
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately I am and it's absolutely terrifying. And stupefying. And horrible. And ridiculous. Every day I wake up and hesitate to check the news, thinking to myself 'what has he done now'?

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    #71

    Slice of pizza topped with baked beans on a colorful plate, a funny meme about life in the UK food culture.

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    Kindly
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baked beans do not look like that. Colour wrong

    Eppe
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this abomination?

    Fluffbug
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought they were chocolate covered nuts that were melting on the hot pizza, not sure if that would be better or worse

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the fresh hell is THAT 🤮🤢

    G A
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone came home drunk and thought 'fvck it'. There can be no other explanation.

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, look - there's beans on toast, right? At a stretch you can have beans on cheese on toast. But beans on pizza is right out! Unless that's a photo of beans on naan, and that's fine. :)

    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the kebab shop has closed, but the pizza shop is still open

    Sue
    Community Member
    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these pinto beans? How gassy is England?

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    #72

    Plate of fish and chips with humorous text about British slang, illustrating funny memes about life in the UK.

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    I am John
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What fuckwaggon doesn't like chips or battered fish?

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how dare you (offended in british)

    I am John
    Community Member
    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tastes even better by the sea. Looking out at the waves. Little boats bobbing about in the tide. Rockpools and a sandy beach. One of life's delights.

    James016
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks delicious, hoping that the chips are drowning in salt and vinegar.

    Glix Drap
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chips looking better than the previous lot, and no Shrek jİzz on top.

    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where’s the chicken salt? 🤣

    Julie S
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blóódy lovely

    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't knock it til you've tried it!

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    #73

    Plate with chicken nuggets, square snacks, and raisins, illustrating funny memes about life in the UK humor.

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    NJ P
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fish, chips and raisins?

    She who must not be named
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken nuggets, potato waffles and god knows what 😳😅

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    #74

    Drake meme comparing Big Ben clock tower and a humorous Big Bean sausage, capturing funny memes about life in the UK.

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that's NOT Big Ben! It's the Elizabeth Tower. Big Ben is the bell

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technical point we all know, but we all ignore, unless someone else calls the tower big ben, then we mention it, while everyone else sighs because they already knew it but were ignoring it.

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    Spidercat
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    5 months ago

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    Elizabeth Tower not Big Ben. You have to take a tour and walk up the tower to see Big Ben.

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    #75

    Map of Europe highlighting the UK with a humorous caption, reflecting funny memes about life in the UK.

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    XenoMurph
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Farage becomes prime minister, every person on the Island of Ireland will be grabbing an oar and moving our little island far into the ocean and away from the increasingly insane country the UK is becoming.. Possibly also further South ....for the sunshine.

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Zealand makes it's way around the World Map so why not Ireland...

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    Becky Samuel
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proofreading but but not bothered.

    alchemilla vulgaris
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you forgot Donegal. We *ARE* in the republic, thank you very much

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've studied British history and culture. My conclusion is: the British are just like other European people, but different.

    G A
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's just bl00dy rude. You are the bar stewards who start all the wars, after all

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