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Employee Sets A Trap For His Micromanaging Boss, And She Falls Right Into It And Humiliates Herself
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Employee Sets A Trap For His Micromanaging Boss, And She Falls Right Into It And Humiliates Herself

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Some bosses just like to get off on the fumes of their own red pen. They thrive on tearing your work to shreds over the most meaningless, “ticky tack” details, convinced that only they know the one true path to corporate perfection. It’s a frustrating, unwinnable game.

Finding the one true weapon to defeat them is the holy grail of the working world. One employee stumbled upon this ultimate cheat code and decided to set a trap, armed with his boss’s own mediocrity. Revenge is a dish served ice-cold on a plate of their own making.

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    One man was facing an impossible boss who tore apart his reports for the most meaningless reasons

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    Report labeled unreadable by boss reveals surprising truth about the author’s own work and leaves boss dumbstruck.

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    Fed up, the employee found his boss’s old work on the network and copied her format verbatim

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    She didn’t recognize her own work and continued to be even more critical about the “new” format than before

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    He then revealed that the report was an exact copy of her own work, and she was at a loss for words for the first time ever

    Like many before him, one man found himself in a corporate hellhole working for a horrible boss named Paula. His job, which was sold to him as a complex financial operations role, was actually just compiling reports while Paula kept him in the dark and fed him nonsense. Week after week, she would rip his reports to shreds over the most meaningless details like format and verbiage, basically anything but the actual numbers.

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    One fateful day, while digging through the network files, he stumbled upon a goldmine in the form of a folder of Paula’s own old work from a similar project. A glorious, petty, and brilliant idea was born. He meticulously reformatted his next report to be an exact, verbatim replica of her own past work, changing only the relevant numbers. He then walked it into her office, sat back, and waited for the fireworks.

    Paula, right on cue, absolutely lost it. She called his new format “worse than before” and “basically unreadable,” ranting for what seemed like an eternity. After she had thoroughly exhausted her thesaurus of insults, he calmly revealed his trap. He told her he had simply copied her own format, verbatim, from a few years ago, and even handed her printouts to compare.

    The effect was instantaneous and glorious. She was left with a “dumbstruck look on her face,” and when he cheekily asked if he should go back to his old format, she just signed off on it, defeated. For the rest of his time there, he continued this hilarious “cat-and-mouse game,” using her own templates against her, a brilliant rebellion against the worst boss he’d ever had.

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    His plan is what we in the business of revenge call “malicious compliance.” Indeed explains that this is the act of following a person’s instructions to the absolute letter, knowing that doing so will result in a negative outcome for them. He used her format and thus technically followed her implied standard, brilliantly exposing her hypocrisy and the fact that her criticisms were just about her need to criticize.

    Paula was nothing but a power-hungry boss. Research on workplace dynamics shows that these types of managers derive satisfaction from asserting their authority and controlling their subordinates. Her constant criticism was a way to maintain dominance and keep her employee in a state of constant self-doubt. Her furious reaction to her own work revealed that her critiques were never objective to begin with.

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    Scientists have finally figured out why revenge feels oh-so-sweet. According to a study on the subject, retaliating against someone who has wronged you activates the reward centers in the brain, creating a sense of pleasure and justice. His game was about reclaiming a sense of agency and fairness in a situation where he felt powerless, a feeling that is clearly still rewarding him 19 years later.

    His tactic was a brilliant and low-risk way to handle an impossible boss. Instead of a direct, career-endangering confrontation, he used the company’s own records and his boss’s own work as an unassailable weapon. With a little bit of cunning planning, this fed-up employee proved with irrefutable evidence that her management style was based on hypocrisy, not quality. Long live the king of revenge!

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    Have you ever given a horrible boss a taste of their own medicine? Let us all gloat together in the comments!

    The internet erupted in applause for his perfectly executed act of revenge, wishing his boss a terrible day, wherever she might be

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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Peter Bear
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had bosses like this, and every single one of them has, eventually, learned not to micro-manage me... because I know all the rules, and I know them better than they do themselves. I can and will utilize every quirk, loophole, and vagary of language to my advantage. And I'll document everything.

    Apatheist
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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