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Here on Bored Panda, we've had "blessed" memes, we've had "cursed" memes, but now, it's time for "blursed" memes, which are, you guessed it, both blessed and cursed at the same time.

While the concept may sound confusing at first, I can assure you that the images are too. The content, which we got from the subreddit r/BlursedMemes, is as easy to understand as IKEA assembly instructions. And even if you do figure out what the pictures depict, it's often still unclear how to feel about them.

My suggestion: the less you overthink them, the more they start to make sense. Somehow.

#1

A blursed meme of a text message conversation where a daughter asks her mom to pick her up from a sleepover, only to be told it's her own family.

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Kaz
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10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'their dad keeps touching me'😭

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    Whether this list leans more toward "cursed" or "blessed" ultimately depends on your interpretation. However, the cursed image as a meme can trace its roots straight back to the Creepypasta era. For the unfamiliar, Creepypastas were a mix of horror stories and urban legends that emerged from various forums and dark corners of the internet in the late 2000s and early 2010s.

    A spooky subset of "copypasta"—blocks of text copied, pasted, and circulated online like digital chain letters—Creepypasta notably gave rise to legendary characters such as the infamous Slender Man and the moral-panic-inducing bird-woman chimera, Momo.

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    "The thing around Creepypasta stuff is that sometimes it blurs the lines between genuinely, earnestly supposed to be scary and something that's scary but also playful and funny," says Ryan Milner, an assistant professor in communications at the College of Charleston and author of a book about the rise of meme culture, The World Made Meme.

    #4

    A blursed meme showing a couple in bed and a cat operating a video camera, with text 'Don't speak! More passion!'

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know neither is true, but I think my cat is either traumatized or into it and I'm not ok with either!

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    #5

    A blursed meme of a heavy box symbol with figures carrying it incorrectly, adding to the humor.

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a couple of d*cks they think they can do anything

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    What usually separates a cursed image from a simple shock photo is that the terror is implied rather than stated outright. There is always an imagined narrative lurking behind it—albeit one that is frequently and deeply unclear.

    You're left with the distinct sense that a highly specific, chaotic series of unfortunate and bizarre events led up to that moment.

    With blursed images, this confusion is even more intense because your brain is kind of trying to laugh, gasp, and "aww" at the exact same time.

    #8

    A blursed meme featuring a man on a subway in a funny t-shirt, adding to the blursed humor.

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bigfoot feels confident to follow their dreams now

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    Blursed images seem to reaffirm the "benign violation theory." Basically, it says that for something to be funny, it has to hit three specific boxes all at the exact same time: it has to feel a little wrong, it has to be completely safe, and you have to realize both of those things simultaneously.

    The "wrong" part—the violation—just means the situation breaks your expectations of how the world should work. This can be anything from physical playfighting and tickling to someone totally butchering grammar rules for a bad pun.

    #11

    A blursed meme with a photo of a subway station in Korea with floor markings depicting a person pointing and another with an arrow.

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    Ryan Brandlen
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they expect fat people to not have individual legs?

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    #13

    A blursed meme showing a hand wearing a silicone finger extension to appear AI-generated for a 'criminal life hack'.

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self, buy fake finger, rob a bank

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    But how do you make something that feels wrong feel safe (or blessed)? According to experts, there are three main ways to do it:

    You just don't care that much: If a church gives away a giant luxury SUV as a prize, a highly religious person might find it offensive, but someone who isn't religious will probably just laugh because they have no skin in the game.

    You've got some distance: It’s the classic rule of comedy—it’s funny because it happened a long time ago, it happened to someone else, or it’s completely fictional.

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    There's a backup explanation: Take tickling or playfighting. Your brain initially flags it as a physical attack, but the backup explanation is, "Oh wait, this person is just playing around." It's actually why primates laugh during roughhousing—the laughter is a literal signal to the rest of the group saying, "Hey, this looks scary, but we're totally okay.

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    #17

    A blursed meme of a Waffle House sign with a tweet criticizing the restaurant and Waffle House's official account daring the user to say it to their face.

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    Bonesko
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    13 hours ago

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    We gather here today to bury Carl...

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    In a chaotic world where news headlines seem to defy logic more and more with each passing day, the blursed meme kind of reaffirms the fact that it's not just us who think everyone's going crazy.

    When reality itself starts to feel like a giant, unsettling joke, our brains naturally look for a release valve. As Kurt Vonnegut famously put it, "Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."

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    #20

    A blursed meme of Bill Gates smiling while holding a jar of mosquitoes during a TED talk.

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    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    9 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about showing poor people the experience of having money? No reason why only rich people should have the experience.

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    #21

    A blursed meme depicting clothes during the day as a pile and at 3 AM as a scary figure with glowing eyes.

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    Reemerger
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, before I eviscerate your soul - how was your day, pumpkin?

    #22

    A blursed meme of an overturned Mentos truck next to a Coca-Cola truck on a rainy road.

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who was the first person to discover this interaction & did they survive?

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    #23

    A blursed meme advertisement for 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo for newborns.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next thing after their asbestos baby powder?

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    #28

    A blursed meme depicting a shy person asking for a physician visit from someone offering anything for $50.

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    JL
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...and it needs to be sometime this century."

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    #30

    A blursed meme showing a construction worker on a ladder, precariously balanced, with a rope tied around his waist.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaking news: builder falls, details to come. More noose at six.

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    #31

    A blursed meme barber attempting an intricate haircut resembling a face, based on a photo on a phone.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... and that's when I sh0t him, Your Honor."

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    #35

    A blursed meme featuring bizarre flip-flops shaped like human feet, both off and on a person's feet.

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a guy I would wear these to fúck with people.

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    #40

    A blursed meme of a person wearing a ski mask, smiling, with the caption Getting a new car today, so happy.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When coronavirus struck, they said I needed to wear a mask to go to the bank. But they still seemed very ill at ease.

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    #41

    A blursed meme showing a squirrel in full military uniform, with text about confusing archeologists.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Matthias, from Redwall?

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    #42

    A blursed meme showing a suggestion box for chemistry/science pick-up lines, with a card inside that simply says Chloroform.

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, it doesn't work as quickly as they show on the telly.

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    #46

    A blursed meme advising giving homeless people counterfeit money so they go to prison and are no longer homeless.

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    Niels AirMax
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best advice ever! 😍 Actually thinking about doing that! 💅🏻🤗

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    #47

    A blursed meme showing a gender selection list including Unisex, Women, Boys, Girls, Men, and Stainless Steel.

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who out here identifying as stainless steel?

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    #49

    A blursed meme illustrating various cat ear and human ear combinations, for blursed amusement.

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is something fundamentally wrong with 2 and everything after 3.

    #51

    A blursed meme depicts a medieval painting with the text Not a single phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.

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    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She gave her chihuahua a growth potion, so what. She didn't want to marry the stupid Prince, she's Sapphic.

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    #55

    A blursed meme shows a tape measure with the words Soft and Hard written on it, suggesting a humorous double meaning.

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 inch wonder , must be a good licker I suppose

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    #56

    A blursed meme showing two people with missing arms wearing headsets, with a conversation about hanging up the phone.

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    Glubby
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure how to feel about ableist jokes (I'm r******d)

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    #57

    A blursed meme of a man at a concert kissing another woman while his wife is on his shoulders, looking surprised.

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    phantomhit
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not kissing. The female on his shoulders is talking to the girl. It's all angle.

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    #58

    A blursed meme displaying popular brand logos with humorous misspellings or swapped elements.

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    Deta Rossiter
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    appeaaling and terryfing and confusing all at the same time. brain is ... not braining

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    #59

    A blursed meme showing a man looking confused with a humorous caption about dating a church girl.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LIttle hint: if her brother wants to take you to the river, bring snorkle gear.

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    #60

    A blursed meme displaying two conflicting reviews: one excellent, the other saying the reviewer was never there.

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    ADHD
    Community Member
    9 hours ago

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    wicked old cvnt. friggin DESPISE folk who do this s**t.

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    #61

    A blursed meme contrasting Britney Spears' appearance when first meeting someone versus six months into a relationship.

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is your repeated experience the problem might not be the women . . .

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