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I once matched with a young woman on Tinder who was afraid of pigeons. She said they were too unpredictable. I can't remember the exact reason why, but we didn't meet even once. Maybe it was my lack of empathy toward her avian fears. But had I been aware of the Facebook page 'Birds With Threatening Auras', maybe we could've hit it off after all.

As its name suggests, this online project shares pictures of feathery creatures that seem to have had enough of everyone's shenanigans. Whether it's a goose chasing after university students or a parrot gazing into a storm, these well-timed images are so surprising that they raise more questions than they provide answers.

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Grudge-holding Treefrog
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3 years ago

RELEASE THE QUACKEN!

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
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    3 years ago

    Yeah. Distress. Sure.

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago

    Although he had just been hatched, Jr. already had an immature sense of humor, much to his mother’s disgust.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    3 years ago

    Cousin big bird likes children, they're more tender

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
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    3 years ago

    Me too kid.

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago (edited)

    This one is 100 percent real and utterly bizarre. The duck’s name is Star and is known for wearing a bow tie and drinking a pint at the local pub with his owner. The dog also happens to belong to the same owner and is named Meggie who clearly had enough of the duck’s drunken antics towards her. Star ended up with an injured bill but pulled through afterwards.

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    nobodyever
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    3 years ago

    RIGHT I HAVE DUCKING HAD IT! YOU DUMB QUACKER!!!!!!

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago

    That is one badass rooster.

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I’m not a woman and I’m DEFINITELY NOT 4 tree frogs and a goose in a green and pink trench coat…

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    nobodyever
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    3 years ago

    Me and the birds attacking the 4 year old boy in the park.

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    NickTheDuck
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    3 years ago

    As a duck, this is just a normal greeting not him sizing up you as prey

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I guess I’m a crow then

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I believe it. My mom have a crack security team of 3 geese

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    🦕 AroAce Dinosaur 🦕
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    3 years ago

    Don't look at her! She turns you into bread! THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM IS EATING HENRY

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    Kiwi Panda
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    3 years ago

    Coincidence? I think not…

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

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    Perfumista Perfumista
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    3 years ago

    Somewhere William Shatner is wigging out

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    Athena Murray
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    3 years ago

    LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 I have NO words

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I want to see a cockatiel one! And some lovebirds

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    Perfumista Perfumista
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    ok, how did it end?

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    Construction site Pigeon
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    3 years ago

    As the pigeon, I can confirm that I look at the bread like this

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Peekaboo

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    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Run towards the light.

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    nobodyever
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The bird is about to call the manager

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I actually have 13 of that type of goose. They are Chinese Horned Geese, and are super sweet most of the time. Some of the males are jackholes because they want to impress their boyfriends

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
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    3 years ago

    “This sign won’t stop me because I can’t read.!”

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    Controlled Insanity
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    3 years ago

    Trixie, after having developed a catnip addiction, had to resort to showing her fluff in daily Peepshows...

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    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Beware the chicken twister.

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    sinead
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Aw. Little cutie 😍

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    PeeledPotato
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    3 years ago

    *may contain Janine* 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Selfie time!!

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    Perfumista Perfumista
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Jeez! What did you do?

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    PeeledPotato
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    3 years ago

    It’s written in the ancient language of :bird

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    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    3 years ago

    Mostly humans, I would expect.

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    freakingbee is going offline
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    3 years ago

    flamingoes are just worms eating bananas.

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    nobodyever
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    3 years ago

    You have quacked your last quack

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    Thom Serveaux
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    3 years ago

    I absolutely HATE when people say that but they might have a point this time

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    Brooklyn Roffman
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Uuuuuuuhhhh, Guys? We might hav a problem

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I want to live there

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    Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    ????!

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    David Wambold
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    3 years ago

    And live, only tonight, the amazing sea gals.

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    nobodyever
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    3 years ago

    “Look at the little baby bird who flew into the big bird zone, let’s show him what happens to little critters like him >:)”

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    With that sweet of a face??!? Definitely.

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    Andy Frobig
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    3 years ago

    "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose" "Hold my beer"

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Nom.

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    Lotekguy
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    3 years ago

    This bird was dead before Dr. F. and the storm.

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Just a felony? That's the nicest goose you'll ever meet, most have committed a war crime or two, at best.

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    nobodyever
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Fluffy rage

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    Brooklyn Roffman
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Alright, Who gave the penguins machetes?

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    David Martin
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    3 years ago

    I SAID AFLAC, MUTHAFU.....!

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    nobodyever
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Drippy Seagull

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    Xbox is better
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh God, he has the war weapon. THE QUACKEN🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿

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    Nonna_SoF
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    3 years ago

    I'm getting War of the World vibes.

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    the redqueen
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "What da fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"?!

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    Mrsmiawallace
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is a quote from Twin Peaks

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    GOOSE-POCOLYPSE

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    Andy Frobig
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    3 years ago

    Yes mom, that's what it means

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    Cardboard Box (He/She)
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    3 years ago

    a sluck

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That’s …… not how that works…

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is beautiful

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I’m sending this to my dad lol

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    Spanish Cat
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    3 years ago

    Why. Just... why

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yep. Ice cream from your hand, chips from the box, croissant while standing on your head. Seagulls are surprisingly heavy when they land on your head.

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    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    3 years ago

    They're Egyptian geese, not ducks. And humans set the scene, stupid bastards.

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    Pineapple (he/him)
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    3 years ago

    MADALLY ITS YOU

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My dad in the morning

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    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    3 years ago

    Carlos is a hen.

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    JL
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    3 years ago

    Polly wants more than a cracker.

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    Stormcrowe
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    3 years ago

    You tell him, Gunther

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    Kiwi Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hey! It’s (almost) my profile picture!

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    Aggressive Goose
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Honk honk sure as honk indeed

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    LillieMean
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    3 years ago

    This lacks context. These pigeons come from three different The Sims games (2,3,4). The graphics have improved, but the pigeons have remained the same from game to game.

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    Cardboard Box (He/She)
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    3 years ago

    Snälla döda mig inte!

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    Noyfb noyfb
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    3 years ago

    Brought to you from Facebook’s meta-world.

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    sinead
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    3 years ago

    Poor bird and poor babies. This article is awful.

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    sinead
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Poor bird. This is awful. Why do they have people giving birds alcohol in these and this whole thing in general. Not cool.

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