I once matched with a young woman on Tinder who was afraid of pigeons. She said they were too unpredictable. I can't remember the exact reason why, but we didn't meet even once. Maybe it was my lack of empathy toward her avian fears. But had I been aware of the Facebook page 'Birds With Threatening Auras', maybe we could've hit it off after all.
As its name suggests, this online project shares pictures of feathery creatures that seem to have had enough of everyone's shenanigans. Whether it's a goose chasing after university students or a parrot gazing into a storm, these well-timed images are so surprising that they raise more questions than they provide answers.
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This one is 100 percent real and utterly bizarre. The duck’s name is Star and is known for wearing a bow tie and drinking a pint at the local pub with his owner. The dog also happens to belong to the same owner and is named Meggie who clearly had enough of the duck’s drunken antics towards her. Star ended up with an injured bill but pulled through afterwards.
I’m not a woman and I’m DEFINITELY NOT 4 tree frogs and a goose in a green and pink trench coat…
As a duck, this is just a normal greeting not him sizing up you as prey
I believe it. My mom have a crack security team of 3 geese
Don't look at her! She turns you into bread! THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM IS EATING HENRY
As the pigeon, I can confirm that I look at the bread like this
I actually have 13 of that type of goose. They are Chinese Horned Geese, and are super sweet most of the time. Some of the males are jackholes because they want to impress their boyfriends
Trixie, after having developed a catnip addiction, had to resort to showing her fluff in daily Peepshows...
I absolutely HATE when people say that but they might have a point this time
“Look at the little baby bird who flew into the big bird zone, let’s show him what happens to little critters like him >:)”
"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose" "Hold my beer"
They're Egyptian geese, not ducks. And humans set the scene, stupid bastards.
This lacks context. These pigeons come from three different The Sims games (2,3,4). The graphics have improved, but the pigeons have remained the same from game to game.
Lately, I have been identifying birds with the help of sound samples (I help collect information about migratory birds with the app intended for that purpose). When I finished it I wondered why I could still hear the birds singing until my stupid monkey brain figured out that the window was open.
Coworkers and I used to mew around the building and drive our boss nuts thinking there was a kitten somewhere in the place lol
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Coworkers and I used to mew around the building and drive our boss nuts thinking there was a kitten somewhere in the place lol
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