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Great answer.

Not sure what this is doing here but it is beautiful.

Amen! Our iron is now a relic of the past!

Fair enough.

You're to person to your children that you needed when you were a kid..... I heard....

It's a fairly obvious secret, so the loot probably won't be that good...

This shouldn’t get anybody cancelled. This is the truth.

Heheheheh

People who may not be considered sexiest people alive or otherwise unable to get by on being objective for their looks spend their years developing interesting personalities and outstanding character. Apparently.

I agree! It’s so fun going grocery shopping with your friends. But then you both come home with double a bill and a bunch of stuff you never needed in the first place.

Well played.

It was so long ago, capital letters had apparently not been invented yet.

Pointy.

Because they had Vin Diesel

so michael jackson IS alive

Because it’s not 1994?!?!

The last one is ridiculous. Hulu with ads?

Only 6 weeks summer vacation? We usually got at least 10 ;)

One thing I noticed with the local supermarket, they'd introduce a new homebrand product and it'd be a decent price and amazing quality. I'd get hooked on buying it and stop buying the name brand product. I assume a lot of people did the same. Then after a few months of that the name brand product vanishes from shelves, justified because "no one is buying it". After which the quality of the home brand version plummets while the price increases.

*Ouuuuuuuhuuuuuuuu*

that's sooo great!

Looks like she's being attacked by a pair of hairy caterpillars.

To his defense, he was in full combat attire and was fighting for hours before he ran to deliver the news of victory. Also, his name was Efklis. Pfeidipides was the one who ran from Sparta to Athens and back to Sparta (modern day Spartathlon) to ask Athenians for help with the war with Spartans.

Just be glad she didn't leave you right there and then.

Get the tattooist to make the 'D' into one half of a book and put the word 'reader' after 'avid'.

*me taking notes from grandma* sue me, I'm recently divorced and if anyone shows interest in me, I'm kicking them in the shins.

My favorite part? The way it made me feel while reading

Unless she's just told you she's a member of the KKK or murders puppies and kittens for fun you'd wait till you were off the plane. Breaking up in public... not great but acceptable. They can at least walk away from you (and vice versa) but when you're trapped in a plane next to them? Yikes.

Those were so fun to take out and roll around on the computer desk

I thought i saw a woman jumping on te bed. I need new glasses.

I used to look like the pic on the left... 3 kids later the one on the right is basically me.

The not so close neighbour

😂 Adulting…

3?

i was staying with my best friend help her with her little one after she broke up with her partner i had been to her house lots of times but this was the first time had stayed over night and first time i pooped in her toilet i blocked the bloody thing

I 'ate people who can't spell eaten.

I've said it before and I'll sy it again - always having a calculator is not (and will never be) a valid excuse for not knowing basic math.

Maybe he wants to be a cat when he grows up 🐱🙃

Back in the early 2000s someone invented a device called the TV be Gone. It cycled through all the codes that could turn TVs off for turning off TVs in public spaces.

I came looking for copper, and found gold

if you think about it then it means you both either expect to get cheated on or cheat on your partner so you need to some kind of financial incentive to not do it

It's sort of like Edvard munch's The scream with its mouth shut.

Not only did the jokes not take off, they also didn't land.

Little steps

'Inconceivable!' I could've sworn I've seen this before.

Not funny. People believe this c**p. The government does NOT use gift cards. Immediate payment when an accident has just happened is NOT required. Call your non-emergency police to check BEFORE you send/spend money.

Ummm I think that means she’s streaming on YouTube Live?

I don’t get it

I don't get it. What is up with this one?

That's not being cheap, it's being a criminal. That's just theft.