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Raising kids can be exhausting with all the things that adults already have to take care of. Imagine trying to juggle your work and social lives while trying to feed, bathe, and entertain a tiny human. Even though parenting comes with its own rewards, it doesn't hurt to vent your feelings online every now and then. Many moms and dads share their hilarious mishaps on social media to let others know they are not alone. It’s okay to burn a piece of toast, have a messy room, or sneakily eat a snack without your kid seeing it. The Bored Panda team is back with some of the best parenting posts from X this month. Some of them are too relatable, and others are painfully funny. So sit back, relax as you read through, upvote your favorites, and don’t forget to comment with your own thoughts below.
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Chan Sue Lynn 1 year ago (edited)
I kinda feel bad for any parents who dealt no only crying children but stranger who think the kids are taken away.
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Brocken Blue 1 year ago
😂 this sounds perfect, to be honest. Not for dad, but everyone else in the house might benefit from a “break” buddy
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Heh, yeah. If my mom REALLY wanted to punish me, one of our pets would suddenly disappear forever. If she wanted to punish me at a "regular" level, she'd destroy one of my favorite toys in front of me. If she only wanted to punish me a little, she'd just hit me with whatever she happened to have in her hand at the moment. Childhood was .... not a good time for Little Lakota.
As everything’s new and likely unfamiliar, first-time moms and dads are often extra cautious about anything related to their little ones. For instance, a new parent might worry too much about every sound a baby makes, fearing it’s a sign of distress. However, it’s natural for kids to make noises.
Data from the American Time Use Survey, 2021, revealed that in households with kids under 6 years of age, mothers spent 7.5 hours of their waking hours with them. Caring for and helping the little ones accounted for the largest share of mothers' time. On the other hand, fathers spent 5.3 hours per day with the children.
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Yayheterogeneity 1 year ago
Oh God! A kid with a strategy to coerce you into what you once said...!
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james stevenson 1 year ago (edited)
"Back in my day leh, I walked to school and back uphill both ways." "How?!?" "Because physics, hadn't been invented yet." - Steven's dad
According to a survey conducted by OnePoll on behalf of Mead Johnson Nutrition, in the first year, mothers spend approximately 1,400 hours stressing about their newborn’s health. Parents often spend countless hours researching and comparing which baby products to buy. While it’s important to do your due diligence, you don’t need to put too much pressure on yourself.
From sleepless nights to constant diaper changes, caring for a child requires a lot of time and energy. But that doesn’t mean that people should completely ignore their own physical and mental health. Parents sometimes get so busy that they don’t find the time to go out and socialize.
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BoredPossum 1 year ago
It was tried in Sweden but after a few years we went back to real books.
A national survey, which included 1,005 parents, published by the Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center, showed that nearly 4 in 5 parents wish to form a bond with other parents outside of work and home. However, many of them were hesitant to express their feelings of isolation and loneliness, as they didn’t want others to think that they didn’t care about their children.
Raising a kid is a full-time job, and like any other job, you are bound to burn out if you exert yourself too much. Kacey Cardwell, a licensed marriage and family therapist in Atlanta, said, “When parents are feeling lonely and isolated, that tells me their adult needs aren’t being met because they’re pouring what they can into their child. That’s a recipe for burnout.”
While burnout is commonly associated with high-pressure jobs, the newest research has identified it in other areas of life as well. For instance, parental burnout is a prevalent issue across the world.
Candice Roquemore Bonner, PsyD, a clinical psychology resident at Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston, points out, “Parental burnout is the result of too much stress and the absence of resources to cope with it. You will burn out only if there is an imbalance between stress and resources.”
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Donkey boi 1 year ago
Grew up with 3 sisters. Nail varnish was a regular occurrence. I liked the cool feeling it gave when being applied. And I enjoyed chipping away at it later in the day.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
When I was a small child, I considered legally changing my middle name to "Danger" once I turned 18, because of how awesome I thought the "Danger is my middle name!" phrase was. Plus my middle name is "Joy". XD Once I hit 18, I didn't care as much. But still, young me thought it was awesome XD
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The Doom Song 1 year ago
My nephew at the age of 2: "aunty found your camera take pictures of me" Me: "okay but please go put some shorts on"
Feeling less about yourself or ashamed that you are not doing a great job like before can be a symptom of parental burnout. People need to understand that there’s no one-size-fits-all when it comes to parenting. So, they shouldn’t feel pressured if sometimes they aren’t able to do it all.
For instance, there are days when you will be able to clean and cook a fresh meal for everyone. But there will be days when you are busy and need to order food and let the house be messy.
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Strawberry Pizza 1 year ago
We used to play kiss chase in my primary school, but not properly, none of us really had the guts to actually kiss anyone - it was more like tag. One of the girls I knew, though, would aggressively chase down the boys she liked and force them to kiss her, even when they were vehemently protesting. Kiss chase soon got banned.
Sometimes, mothers and fathers feel physical or emotional exhaustion. This overwhelming feeling can be a result of burnout. When you do too many things at once, ignore your need to rest, don't relax, and don't recharge your batteries, you can end up exhausted.
Similarly, feeling “fed up” with the role of being a parent can be a result of stress. Sometimes, when you feel like you are failing at doing your duties as a parent, you might want to give up. It’s not unusual to feel emotionally disconnected from your kids because of all the exertion. Imagine having to constantly do so much work without even receiving any appreciation. With so many responsibilities, parents might not get enough time to get everything done.
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SirWriteALot 1 year ago
Heh heh :-) Both of our kids started speaking late and we were always like "come on, you can say it" and now we're "OH PLEASE JUST GET TO THE POINT ALREADY"
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TheElderNom 1 year ago
I didn't get why my grandad was so obsessed with his chair, it was really comfy but still. Now I get it.
In order to give your best, you need to be in a healthy state, both physically and mentally. Self-compassion is important if you want to be a good parent. We must be a little kinder to ourselves when we experience setbacks.
Not only will it help us remain calm, but we will also be able to handle situations in a better way. It’s okay to not be perfect all the time. Just like in these posts, finding humor in our mishaps helps us feel better.
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As a caregiver, it’s possible to put your needs at the very bottom of the priority list. But remember, self-care is the opposite of being selfish. Parents who prioritize their health are able to focus better in the long run. Make it a point to take some time out to pamper yourself every day. Self-care is not just a special treat. Taking a few minutes out every day can help set up positive patterns that might help parents feel more balanced.
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Also, don’t ever shy away from asking for help. You can always ask your family, friends, and colleagues to look after your kids for a little while. Your loved ones are there to support you; all you need to do is ask. It’s not your journey alone; always communicate with your partners on how to divide the time spent with children.
You can also relax by enjoying funny posts like these. Whether you are a parent who needs a good laugh or an individual who wants to chill after a tiring day at work, these relatable posts will surely brighten your day. What’s the best parenting advice you’ve heard? How do you handle stress as a parent? Tell us your thoughts in the comments below.
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Tim Douglass 1 year ago
I moved to college with a suitcase and a footlocker. At the end of the year it took my parent's full-size van to get me home. (and I still left the footlocker in summer storage as school)
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kelsischloe1986 1 year ago
He's right you know? I don't think people realize how much energy it takes just being. Just taking care of ourselves alone is a lot. Peeing, wiping, brushing, grooming, dressing, undressing,cleaning, and showering. There's really no such thing as lazy. All of us who exist have to take care of ourselves, something else, or someone else and it's a lot. That's Not including working 40hrs a week on top of it. So this kid gets it and it is indeed a lot!
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james stevenson 1 year ago
And whenever I wake up I'm like: "Oh, no. Not again. Just five more minutes."
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SirWriteALot 1 year ago
"You know what else is hot? ME" my Kid, now 10, has been saying this for years now. When asked he didn't really know what "hot" actually meant.
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Menacing Duck 1 year ago
there was obviously some fine print at the bottom of the sign exempting him from the do not disturb rule
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I know it's "ha ha how funny" but if this story/attitude is even based in truth - maaaybe don't have 4 children if you aren't going to make time to teach them basics like tying their shoes? :/
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Menacing Duck 1 year ago
show this kid a human skeleton, point out the tailbone, and you've got a dad joke running for life. Until they learn about human evolution.
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TheElderNom 1 year ago
That's the only "tan" I can get despite only wearing sleeveless or long sleeves for years now.
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Chenga Animates 1 year ago
LOL I did this to my grandpa once on accident, he didn't even notice XD
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Me Oh My (He/They) 1 year ago
However, they are a child, and for a good while, they're not going to understand that they're being an a*****e, so...
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Me Oh My (He/They) 1 year ago
You DON'T? That's when my mom starts cussing. Even (especially) if we're doing our best to hurry.
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Me Oh My (He/They) 1 year ago
Oh, please. Dunkin' is awful. You go to Krispy Kreme if you want good donuts.
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Strawberry Pizza 1 year ago
Why can't your husband/partner help? Is this a prequel to the post where he takes a photo of the three kids in their matching outfits, which seemed sweet when I saw it but now im wondering if that was the only thing he did for you as you seemed so surprised by it? Why am I so invested in this random twitter post?
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DrBronxx 1 year ago
I'm raising my child (not yet old enough to talk) in a non-English speaking country. I'm studying their language, but I'm not particularly gifted. I have several worries about language barrier - communicating with teachers, for example. A trivial thing that I'm worried I'll miss out on are some of the gems that have appeared on this list. Side-note - the daycare staff say that her nonsensical toddler ramblings, despite not being actual words, sound English in tone. Apparently the way she speaks is clearly different from the rest of the kids there.
Steve Hall 1 year ago
I was born in the fifties, my mom raised me with the Dr Spock book. When I was a teen, I asked her why that poor book was held together with rubberbands, she said she used it to beat my a*s and that's why I'm still alive today.
DrBronxx 1 year ago
I'm raising my child (not yet old enough to talk) in a non-English speaking country. I'm studying their language, but I'm not particularly gifted. I have several worries about language barrier - communicating with teachers, for example. A trivial thing that I'm worried I'll miss out on are some of the gems that have appeared on this list. Side-note - the daycare staff say that her nonsensical toddler ramblings, despite not being actual words, sound English in tone. Apparently the way she speaks is clearly different from the rest of the kids there.
Steve Hall 1 year ago
I was born in the fifties, my mom raised me with the Dr Spock book. When I was a teen, I asked her why that poor book was held together with rubberbands, she said she used it to beat my a*s and that's why I'm still alive today.
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