40 Funny And Painfully True Memes That Anyone Who’s “30 And Tired” Might Understand Perfectly (New Pics)

You'd need to give me coffee and vodka to shop at any time of the day in general.

Leftover fries 😭😭😭😭

I am definitely a stupid little creature.

Hundo P.

In my late twenties/early thirties I spent my time working and raising three babies. Alone. They were my flatmates.

Every f*****g day

I suspect cleaning personnel love watching this because even in an otherwise empty building my desk will be the first to get mopped around if I’m there. >.<

Only 3 weeks??? It takes me about 6 months to a year. And miss you Freddie 😥

im not even an adult yet but i do that💀

Oh, oh wow, yes, 2000 babies are in their 20’s now! I kinda knew but it didn’t really hit me until now.

Totaly, exacly the same 👍👍

David Rose is a damn millennial icon

Wyd after work: still working. :p

Every once IN a while - and I know it's petty, but it makes my brain itch, sorry.

Until the can/bottle is empty.

Buying this says otherwise.

Castle on the Hill, always. And my back does hurt

And if you're partner 2, maybe think about all the extra work you dump on partner 1, and how to make up for it.

A job (sorta) well done!

I thought I was just being bitchy to my teen son whenever he tried to get a drink while I was cooking. "Why do you have to get a drink NOW, of all times??"

I’ve laughed until I got tears in my eyes with this one ☝️

Nah, they don't need designer clothing. Just pets is fine.

All the fukken time

Me every time the phone rings.

🤝🤝 all agree Friday and Saturday are the only days one can relax

Verschlimmbesserung😆

I'm right there with him and I've said that more than once.

I like to look at the good reviews and the bad reviews, and see if they say the same things. Like 1* may complain a restaurant is loud, and 4* would say it was “loud, but …”. You know it’s too loud.

A different post on BP gave advice: Always ask, Do you need solutions or support? We’ve added this to our marriage and it’s great. I even do it with friends now, when I find myself “solutioning” instead of empathizing.

LOOOOLLLL

Who ever does that to me, be ready to catch these hands

The way you breathe is wrong

I don't wanna be a big people, and I'm not even one yet lol

uhhh ummm can I-i have a chouble deeseburger w-wait I meant a double cheeseburger

Apparently the parents in Rugrats were supposed to be in their mid-30s, which is wild.

"An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity," that's my jam! Also, jam is my jam, technically.

"Here ya go, here ya go, here ya go"

😂😂😂

CLAUSTROPHOBIC!!!

ok srsly who's spying on my life

I don't like sand, it's coarse rough and irritating

I feel you poor vecna

I always knew it in my heart

The dream man!

that was basically my weekend

Hellooo

Sorry, I was going to be busy organizing my sock drawer.

In Soviet Russia nap take you

When somebody you do know and like touches you also.

Come to think of it, I do want carnival avocado

That was me at 23

My man have you ever chewed an Ibuprofen

Unlike the Walmart ones where the wheels wobble and make loud noises and nearly fall off.

YESSSSSSSS.

But in the end they still mess up the call I know an introvert can relate

I have good news! The food pyramid is all lies, so you can definitely have cake for dinner, as long as you then only eat veggies for a month!

if only you could say that to customers and keep your job

I'm very much a meme and gif person in text; It has caused much anxiety, picking my moment to test those waters

Is that the poor animal from the Witcher? I felt so bad for it.

average high school teens:

Oh yeah. "Corporate" is a funny language, but it can be a bit hard to master ...and if you are not completely fluent, it kind of hurts to lear. "Please help understand" is another favorite of mine. It is the nice way to say: "ARE YOU COMPLETELY NUTS? what you say makes NO sense what so ever, and breaks every rule of logic. If we do that, catastrophy is bound to happen". As most people want to apear as nice people, denying a plea for help is hard, especially if you pad it a bit by putting the responsibility for the issue on yourself, e.g. by starting with, "That went a bit too fast for me to follow, so please elaborate, so I can better follow your train of thoughts".

Depends on the day.

This isn’t a 30s-problem though. Always hated it.

Why does it look like Hape Kerkeling?

Do YoU tHiNk I sLepT wElL?