30 Times Anti-Vaxxers Were So Ridiculous That It Was Funny, As Shared By This Twitter Profile

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yeah, and bananas are a bad fruit.

I really really really truly deeply and thoroughly cannot stand anti-vaxxers.

Funnily enough, neither does a vaccine!

Accidental self-burn? Don't worry, we have modern medicine for that... Oh. You're applying crystals. Ok

*Facepalm*

Yeah and they howl at night too..

LOL. Millions of Iranian rial, maybe. (For context: One Iranian rial is about 0.000024 of one US Dollar. In reverse, that's over 42K Iranian rials per US dollar, so millions in rials is.... about a 100 bucks or so.)

https://factcheck.afp.com/http%253A%252F%252Fdoc.afp.com%252F9F79UG-1 (TLDR: you can't patent segments of human DNA, and the vax doesn't change it anyway.)

And yet, we're alive. Without lifelong complications from Covid, even. Hmm.

I'm itchy after reading this.

tl;dr

"She looked like she saw a ghost" ----- yes, b/c the level of stupid is just too hard to believe. Also, if you try this in real life, good luck with security. They're more irked by these than I am. And I'm fairly well irked.

If you think t his will fool anyone in the medical field, you go right ahead and try. The med schools can always use a spare for teaching purposes.

No.

"Gene therapy jibber jab" will be forwarded to my FIL, who helped pioneer the whole modern DNA test, its sequencing, and the use of it in detecting and treating disease. Didn't get the Nobel, but he got in the finals, so.... Yeah. "Gene therapy jibber jab".

Vaggcine? Marin crops? Took me a second to sort out Marine Corps 🤣🤣

Oh Lord spare us... Graphene oxide has been in you and around you for decades. It's common. It's a form of carbon (graphene) and it's not a big deal, so...

Where do they even find these... "ideas"?

I just got my booster. Am still waiting to glow in the dark.

Oh what a surprise! She was fired for emailing Project Veritas

Luciferase? really? Who comes up with this and do not see the big red flag they are attaching to their credibility?

omygawd luciferase got me dead wow i dont know whether to laugh or cry asjdklfjsl

I just had my 3rd Pfizer shot today - can't wait until I glow in the dark so I don't stub my toe on my way to the bathroom at night!!!!!

This liar first claimed that it was made from aborted foetal tissue and when that was disproved she went to NewsMocks and said it contains luciferase (which it doesn't) but they added a comment in their retweet that implied there was a connection between that chemical compound and Lucifer.

Are you sure it’s not, “eye of newt”?

Plot twists. She restocks toilet paper in one of their distribution centers. So yeah. She works for them. /sarcasm

If you found an aluminum-based lifeform, you've just won yourself a Nobel in biology.

He was 92, died four days ago, and no cause of death is yet released to the media. And he was 92. So, y'know. Wow, vaccinated people still die of other things! Age, cancer, car accident ----- stupid anti-vaxxers who spread new variants of the disease ----

Pretty sure this is illegal.

They're worried about birth defects, but not miscarriages from getting covid, when that's demonstrably occurring. *sigh*

As someone who has done yoga, loves reading, is vegetarian.... please do not take this person as representative of those who yoga, read, and are vegetarian.

What in the rootin tootin Vladimir Putin witchcraft is this?

WTF? Yes, they have, and yes, they will continue to do so. Thi sis also the high end of what most docs will recommend, many prefer yoou dont' go over 40. If you take too much vitD, you risk hypercalcemia (your calcium skyrockets) and you get nausea, kidney failure, death, no big deal.... Wait, never mind. Hand 'em the VitD.

Oh god, I wish.

He must love them for the peace, quiet & solitude, cause there's evidently nobody there.

I think the super-tight denim is more to do with that

unsurprisingly the anti-vaxxer is also racist.

"spike proteins in your testicles".... I'd worry, if I had 'em. :-P