Woman Live-Tweets Awkward First Date Conversation From Cafe

I've met lots of guys (and girls) like this one. I was a full-time working musician for 38 years (with a degree in music so not a wannabe rock star), also a part-time PUBLISHED writer. Narcissistic attention-seekers like this one approached me all the time, trying desperately to insinuate themselves in my life. Most are living off their parents or a significant other and claiming to be 'artists looking for their big break' so they don't have to get a job. They always believe they're more talented, intelligent, and sensitive than everyone else. And it's amazing how many of them claim to be screen-writers—it's because they want to steal a little glitter from Hollywood as well. This girl didn't run fast enough! BTW, music and writing aren't all that glamorous or high-paying in the real world lol.

Too bad for the girl who had to suffer through that one, good for us having a laugh at his expense!

Jesus christ on a crutch, I wouldn't even have bothered with the bogus excuse... I would have just said to his/her face (bisexuality means having twice the chance to be confronted by used douchebags of either sex) that this was NOT working out, and BUH-bye. But, I'm a boy, and I know that girls have to put up with some scary s**t during those first dates that males do not. The most frightening thing? As much of a train wreck as this was... it wasn't the worst I've witnessed this YEAR. :-/

LOOOOL

Aha. Is is the reason we have Twitter.

He sounds like an a*****e.

Great play-by-play reporting! Very entertaining. Often the best conversations are the ones overheard when people don't know you're listening.

OMG she was lucky it was only for coffee... I once had a full lunch with such a character, I was about to kill myself!!!

The World is full of stupid people... virtually eavesdropping a douche and some girl is a sign that you have too much free time, and you use this free time judging idiotic conversation... this post is worth less than my time typing here... now i am the idiot... plz filter what you guys post a lill better

The dates from hell, someone needs to write about that

This is a somewhat interesting look into someone's date moment, but I also see this as a HUGE invasion of privacy!! I am a calm, kind, understanding and highly open-book sort of person, but I would be livid if anyone shared my private conversation/situation online like this! Not cool.

The sad, ironic thing is once this guy recognizes himself here on Bored Panda, he will take it as a compliment!!!!!

This guy reminds me of that old song - "Oh Lord it's hard to handsome, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, I get better looking each day......" LOL

LMAO! How i hate dates which turn like this!

I hear that the SNL skit that eventually became the movie "A Night at the Roxbury" was conceived by a writer after watching the antics of a guy in a night club. Keep an eye out. Maybe he'll come back with a new girl and you can gather some more material? ;o)

What a dork!

Self absorbed JERK!

P.S. Some women are also so messed up too. At times I would be looking for a tree to hang myself, LOL!!!

Narcissus.

"Using her smartphone, Thériault documented the 30-minute date in which the guy showed no apparent interest in the girl he was with. I That's all I needed to read. Maybe if she wasn't live tweeting, he would've had the desire to pay attention to her.

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oh well not everyone is what we call normal... big deal