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FoolishMagic Mouse • upvoted 40 items 6 years ago

30 Before And After Shots That Show How Much Effort Is Put Into Hollywood SFX Makeup

This doesn't really count because some of this is CGI, not physical makeup.

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"Little potato". He thought it said "respect".

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my friend got "translator server error" tattooed on his arm. needless to say he wasn't very happy after i told him

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Buddy of mine got a tattoo with his friends. He wanted it to say something like "honor" or "loyalty" or some dumb s**t, but it actually says "free eggroll with combo purchase"

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This guy i saw had "circumcised Squirrel" on his arm in chinese

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Late to party, saw a Canadian guy and asked him what he had asked the tattoo artist ”I asked him for some bad words, something really bad”. It’s said “economic recession”

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I knew a girl at university who had some Chinese characters down her arm. Came in one hot summer day and I finally saw the whole thing. It said; Emergency exit. Do not block.

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Lemon water pork dumplings along the spine

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I saw this guy with Japanese characters that translated to “Beep Beep Lettuce”

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I once saw this middle aged dude wearing "金魚佬" on his shoulder (the rough literary translation is "Goldfish Man"), which in cantonese means a sleazy older man who creeps on younger girls/children. Basically a pedo. Wonder under what circumstances he got that inked...

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My buddy has "illiterate foreigner" in traditional Chinese characters. It's dope

30 Eyebrow-Raising eBay Listings Collected By This Instagram Account

Perfect for that annoying a*s itch

Ancient Whale Bone Over Top Of What Used To Be A Well

40 Threatening Signs That Don't Mess With Sugar-Coating

But my tattoo is on my neck....................

40 Threatening Signs That Don't Mess With Sugar-Coating

sounds kinda like Australia

I Illustrate The Sad Truth Of Modern Life (30 Pics)

He's Charlie Chaplin. Referenced from a scene in the 1930s film Modern Times.

45 Animal Fake Facts That Will Crack You Up

Awful lot of snag marks on those curtains, kinda like my house

45 Animal Fake Facts That Will Crack You Up

The guy “hey where can i find a good fish place?”

45 Animal Fake Facts That Will Crack You Up

80% of my security notifications are from moths and 10% are from birds attacking the camera. zD

45 Animal Fake Facts That Will Crack You Up

or they're just to cute for their own good..

Mom Forbids Her Kids From Using Screens, Seven Months Later They Show The Positive Effects In This Pic

Are TV screen and the Internet automatically bad? Are books automatically good? Neither is true. What is ultimately true in ANY CASE is to do the things TOGETHER with your children.

After Migrating To Northern Hemisphere, Australian Spider-Cats Need Over One Month To Adopt To Local Gravity

Ducks Will Start To Melt At 90° F

Red Pandas Are Known Fans Of Dragon Ball Z And Can Often Be Seen Re-Enacting The Fusion Dance

Of All Sunbathing Species, On Average Seals Have The Highest Levels Of Self-Confidence

45 Animal Fake Facts That Will Crack You Up

The Ocean Gets Its Saltiness From The Tears Of Misunderstood Sharks Who Just Want A Cuddle

21st Century Cats Must Be Fully Charged Every 24 Hours

Hippos Tend To Overestimate The Effectiveness Of Their Camouflage

Hummingbirds Grow On Trees

Spanish Seagulls Never Stop Growing

45 Animal Fake Facts That Will Crack You Up

Puppies Of Sufficient Cuteness Have The Ability To Defy Gravity

Cats Can Read

45 Animal Fake Facts That Will Crack You Up

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FoolishMagic Mouse • submitted a new post 7 years ago

What One Thing Do You Wish You Could Tell People About Your Fear?

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FoolishMagic Mouse • commented on a post 6 years ago

50 Best Engagement Photos Of 2019 From Around The World

Because they love each other very much, and have decided to get engaged (And then married). It is not disgusting, (But then again everyone has their own opinions) and also its spelt: *together* *ugh* They may be gay, but they are still humans, and should be treated like humans.

FoolishMagic Mouse • commented on 19 posts 7 years ago

'YouTube Rewind 2018' Becomes The Most Disliked Video On Youtube, And Here Are 50 Best Reactions

Oh heck, new zealand has turned fully red

50 Of The Best Life Hacks That May Change Your Life

My school's photographer says "Think of all the cute boys/girls in your class.... Now say 'Cutie!" (Or she will say any other word ending with a 'ey' sound.....)

Indonesian Designer Combines Unlikely Pairs Of Things To Create Clever Logos (26 Pics)

I LOVE THIS

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves In Front Of The Whole Internet

that is the best comment i've ever seen

Someone Noticed The Coolest Thing About The Way The Queen Matches Her Outfits, And We Can't Unsee It

How many darn umbrellas does she have?!

50 Epic Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

How the f**k do people have it the other way round?! If it all unravels then you have to take 5 minutes spinning it. With it like this, then you can just hit it a few times and your done :T

If You Haven't Laughed Today It's Because You Haven't Seen These 129 'Extra Fabulous Comics'

Far out.. I am that apple. It is trash xd

50 Times Nature Made Us Say NOPE" (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)"

All the frogs are probably thinking "What am I doing here what is this giant thing staring at me"

122 Idiot Dogs That Will Crack You Up

Poor thing... Um and why does the toy car have giant eyes..?! I shouldn't say this but... where is that car looking?!

6 Comics Reveal Struggles That People Who Don't Wear Glasses Will Never Understand

My best friend has glasses where you can break them and fix them again. Its fun to prank people with them though :)

93 Of The Most Creative Christmas Cupcake Ideas Ever

I made these when I was 11. You blow up water balloons, tape them to kebab sticks, spray cooking oil on them, coat them with gelatin, let them dry and pop the balloon! You can add sugar to make them a bit nicer to eat.

This Guy Won't Stop Trolling His Neighborhood With Fake Posters, And People Can't Stop Laughing

Underneath the $400 reward thing, it says "Chopping is how I keep my mind thinking AOBUT good thoughts"

Disabled People Are Sharing The Most Adorable Ways Their Partners Show Them Love And It Will Warm Your Heart

I need someone to do this to me <3

Artist Shows How To Draw Anything Out Of A Butt And You'll Want To Try It

I like this one as much as the unicorn <33

If You Think The World Is A Terrible Place These 50 Wholesome Pics Will Change Your Mind

That would be me as a dog. The slightly not smart one who is having fun doing random things

If You Think The World Is A Terrible Place These 50 Wholesome Pics Will Change Your Mind

That is amazing <33

If You Think The World Is A Terrible Place These 50 Wholesome Pics Will Change Your Mind

I am the same age and my drawing is WORSE than hers as a 5 year old... Everyones so much better at drawing than me <3 I dont care though.. But WOWW SHE IS AMAZING

Toddler With Down Syndrome Says His First Word After His Sister Sings Him A Song, And It Will Melt Your Heart

Awww... My nephew is 3 years old, and he has down syndrome too. No joke, but he looks very much like the kid on here. Yesterday I was babysitting him and he had come down with a cold while he was sleeping. He was crying so much, that I nearly cried (Thats true) I started singing him Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and he started signing the lyrics. (I also know how to do You Are my Sunshine on my guitar too!!) I love this article so much already <3

179 Times Fathers Couldn't Hold Back Their Emotions After Seeing Daughters In Wedding Dresses For The First Time

The reflection in the mirror is amazing!

FoolishMagic Mouse • upvoted 20 items 6 years ago

30 Times Innocent Things Almost Gave People A Heart Attack

"I guess" like you don't know how pants on a fan got in your room... lol

30 Times Innocent Things Almost Gave People A Heart Attack

Spider plants looking like...well, spiders.

Nearly Gave Me A Heart Attack Upon First Glance

Ancient Whale Bone Over Top Of What Used To Be A Well

This Freaked Me Out. Turns Out It's A Sunset Reflection

30 Before And After Shots That Show How Much Effort Is Put Into Hollywood SFX Makeup

This doesn't really count because some of this is CGI, not physical makeup.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terminator

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This guy i saw had "circumcised Squirrel" on his arm in chinese

30 People Fluent In Chinese/Japanese Share The Worst Tattoos They've Seen

That ones actually cute. If I weren't so freaked out about needles I'd get it

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"Little potato". He thought it said "respect".

Funny-Chinese-Japanese-Tattoo-Meaning

Lemon water pork dumplings along the spine

Funny-Chinese-Japanese-Tattoo-Meaning

my friend got "translator server error" tattooed on his arm. needless to say he wasn't very happy after i told him

Funny-Chinese-Japanese-Tattoo-Meaning

Buddy of mine got a tattoo with his friends. He wanted it to say something like "honor" or "loyalty" or some dumb s**t, but it actually says "free eggroll with combo purchase"

Funny-Chinese-Japanese-Tattoo-Meaning

I knew a girl at university who had some Chinese characters down her arm. Came in one hot summer day and I finally saw the whole thing. It said; Emergency exit. Do not block.

30 People Fluent In Chinese/Japanese Share The Worst Tattoos They've Seen

Probably accurate

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I saw this guy with Japanese characters that translated to “Beep Beep Lettuce”

30 People Fluent In Chinese/Japanese Share The Worst Tattoos They've Seen

I mean, it's not wrong

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My buddy has "illiterate foreigner" in traditional Chinese characters. It's dope

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Late to party, saw a Canadian guy and asked him what he had asked the tattoo artist ”I asked him for some bad words, something really bad”. It’s said “economic recession”

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