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Mad Mar
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Crazy bacon loving cat herding artist from Connecticut.
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Mad Mar • commented on 30 posts 2 years ago
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This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To The History Of "Ordinary People" And Here Are 30 Of The Best Pics
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As President My First Order Of Business Will Be To Make Cheese The Standard Date Gift Instead Of Flowers
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When I was a young lad, my brother and I used to go to this gymnastics play area. They had trampolines, those bars you swing around, and a tightrope over a pit full of pieces of foam. My brother and I decided to play hide and seek, I hid first. About an hour later, the place is closing. My mum asks my brother where I am, he says we're playing hide and seek and I've hidden really well. Three hours later, the staff have locked all of the doors and phoned the police, my mum was in a blind panic, my brother had given up on finding me and was bouncing on a trampoline, the staff were frantically tearing the place apart looking for me. My brother got bored of trampolining so decided to play in the foam pit. He jumped in and heard a loud "OUCH". I climbed out of the foam and said "did I win?" We never went back to that place.Show All 6 Upvotes
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This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To The History Of "Ordinary People" And Here Are 30 Of The Best Pics
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I Found This Gorgeous Artwork At A Thrift Store In Knoxville. I Don't Know Who The Artist Was, But I Think Freddie In The Style Of Gustav Klimt Was A Fantastic Idea
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As President My First Order Of Business Will Be To Make Cheese The Standard Date Gift Instead Of Flowers
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Missing-People-Stories
When I was a young lad, my brother and I used to go to this gymnastics play area. They had trampolines, those bars you swing around, and a tightrope over a pit full of pieces of foam. My brother and I decided to play hide and seek, I hid first. About an hour later, the place is closing. My mum asks my brother where I am, he says we're playing hide and seek and I've hidden really well. Three hours later, the staff have locked all of the doors and phoned the police, my mum was in a blind panic, my brother had given up on finding me and was bouncing on a trampoline, the staff were frantically tearing the place apart looking for me. My brother got bored of trampolining so decided to play in the foam pit. He jumped in and heard a loud "OUCH". I climbed out of the foam and said "did I win?" We never went back to that place.![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/4-bp-6206439dd4725__300.jpg)
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There is such a thing as a feeling of "impending doom" when your body is like - "yo, you are about to die" - it is a real thing. I had not been feeling well, and all of a sudden I sat up and had a distinct feeling of you are going to die soon if you don't do something. I drove myself to the ER and on the way was getting chest pains. I went in, told them and they took me to the back. After some tests there were a lot of people around me injecting me with a lot of different stuff. Turns out I had a pulmonary embolism (blood clot in my lung) which at any second could have gone to my brain and killed me then and there. The doctors said if I had left it any longer I would have been dead. Thanks brain!![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/celebrity-encounters-from-people-who-didnt-realize-they-were-famous-29-61b0abc2aa714__300.jpg)
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The Rock was at the Gold Coast, Australia to film San Andreas. He came into the place where I worked in Surfers Paradise with a woman and a young child. He was kind-of in disguise, had his head covered and had something partially obscuring his chin. I served them and didn't recognize him at first. The woman handled the talking, and he just kind of hung back quietly. I looked at him once, and probably wouldn't have given him a second thought, but his eyes widened for that split second (possibly he was wondering if I'd recognized him and was about to cause a scene, it was a packed centre) and it just clicked in my head to connect the eyes with the news of the Rock being in town. Once I made the connection, it was totally obvious who he was, and since I was still looking at him, I could tell by now he knew he'd been spotted. Then I just wished the group enjoy their day and half-smiled at him, and he gave me a nod, and they went about their business. I didn't tell anyone at work, because I didn't want the dude to get swamped when he was trying to spend time with his family. I didn't tell anyone I knew, because it's really not that much of a story. In fact, this is the first I've ever shared this story with anyone.![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/beautiful-crochet-works-pics-61a8eb9ca73d0__300.jpg)
My Son Wanted A Rainbow Blanket, And Then Proceeded To Pick Out The Hardest Pattern I've Ever Attempted. Finished This Behemoth, And With 3 Weeks To Spare Before His Birthday!
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Would You Rather Questions
Would you rather be in a bad relationship for the rest of your life or be single forever?This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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