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Today, we are going to talk about the three magic words, "I am sorry". That's how easy it is to apologize; wouldn't you think so? Well, apparently not, because people don't always say what they mean, and at times, they twist their words just to escape accountability.

When X (formerly Twitter) user moh__mi asked netizens to "apologize like a man," people couldn't hold back. Well, especially women, as they let out the most ridiculous and hilarious "apologies" that they have received from men, and trust us, almost all of these don't even sound like apologies!

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Image credits: Timur Weber / Pexels (not the actual photo)

Image credits: moh__mi

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Janelle Collard
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1 year ago

"Hello? Gaslighting? Got another one for ya!" 😁

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited)

    If you can't help making me feel bad, why should I tolerate your presence?

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Whataboutism. It's so lazy and intellectually dishonest.

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    Janelle Collard
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    1 year ago

    Ohhh, this one needs a smack! jk

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    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago

    Wow lol that's the worst excuse I've ever heard

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    Rosecat
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    My father found out that my now husband, then boyfriend, and I were sleeping in the same bed; in our own apartment that we were paying for with our own money. He was livid and said he didn't want to see either of us again, that we were dead to him. His "apology"? After days of no contact whatsoever, sending a text asking if my boyfriend and I wanted some of the food he cooked. Important context: my boyfriend and I were sharing a bed but weren't sleeping with each other, because we decided to wait untill marriage for that. Meanwhile: my father got my mother pregnant before marrying her, same as my brother and his wife, my second brother got two women pregnant and only married the second one over a year after the birth of their first kid, my sister got pregnant with her first kid before marriage while still living with our parents... Oh, and our apartment was a one bedroom.

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited)

    If you need to think that hard about what to say, it can't be the truth

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    Lauren Burwash
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    1 year ago

    I HATE this one.. in my opinion, it's a catch-all to minimize any crappy behavior and a back-handed way to insinuate that the other person "expects" perfection and is obviously the unreasonable one.

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    CaliPanda
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    1 year ago

    Followed by “it is what it is.”

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This is not just a male thing.

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    JohnGalt
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    1 year ago

    Going to use this one next time the wife is mad at me hahahaha.

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    Deborah B
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    1 year ago

    This could be an expression of sympathy. It becomes a problematic non-apology if he did something to cause the sadness.

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    Red PANda (she/they/he/ze)
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Just because you had good intentions doesn’t diminish how much it hurt. This might be more acceptable if it was followed by an “I’m sorry.”

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    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    come on mannnnn not my fault maaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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    Janelle Collard
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    1 year ago

    Lie detector is a good start. :)

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    And that matters to me why?

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I'm sorry you think you're not being obvious.

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    See, I WAS right in hating you then.

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Could you please finish that sentence?

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    "why you jealous of her, I'm with you, remember?"

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    Depressed Lesbian(she/they/he)
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    1 year ago (edited)

    My dad when I confronted him after he called me evil in his anger at 14:

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    MaggieMay85
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Don’t worry, I created a PowerPoint for you!

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    #23

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    EagleEyePanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Yes, yes I do.

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    jwbaseball44@gmail.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    continue....

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    #25

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Well, what do I think? Can you read my mind?

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    html.wisteria
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    1 year ago

    real asf 😭

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    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago

    Ok this isn't too bad, is it?

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    Jonas Fisher
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    1 year ago

    How is it that both this one about talking on the phone, and the one about wanting to talk face-to-face are both on this list? Kind of sounds like a guy can't win no matter what.

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    You don't need a face to talk: a mouth will do.