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Anti-vaxxer conspiracies have continued to spread, and because of their beliefs - so have the measles. Oregon and Washington are among eighteen states that allow families to opt-out of vaccines for viral diseases based on philosophical beliefs, which is why these areas have been the most recent hotbed for the measles outbreak. More than 50 people have been infected across Southwest Washington state and Northwest Oregon - and everyone is fed up with the anti-vaccination science deniers.

"It's an outbreak because generally, the way we define an outbreak is when you have more observed cases than expected cases. And generally with measles, the expected number is zero," Dr. Alan Melnick with Clark County Public Health told KOIN6 TV in Portland, Oregon, last week. "You know, we have a very effective vaccine for measles. Two shots are 97 percent effective. So we really shouldn't be seeing measles." Scroll down below to read some of the best comebacks to anti-vaxxers on the internet, and don't forget to upvote your favs! If you have your own funny comeback prepared - share it with us in the comment section!

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Elnathan John, a Nigerian writer and lawyer, called out American's who wanted travel bans on countries with Ebola by pointing out the current measles outbreak.

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Tony Moon
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure how this is a burn. As an American, if I were going to another country I would WANT that country to be sure that I am not a carrier of disease. There is nothing wrong with screening your immigrants, your Visa holders, your visitors, and your tourists. Some countries NEED to have this protection such as Australia or New Zealand. So what's the burn?

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Kjorn
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sadly those who are anti-vaxx are mostly adult who has been vaccinated when they were Young. this isn't proof that vaccine works? they proove it by not vaccinated their kids and condamn some of them to death. their kids are the victim of their stupidity.

Rafaella Bueno
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly, that is exactly what's causing this... the diseases have disappeared for long enough (thanks to vaccines) for those parents to have never really seen them, so they don't realize how dangerous they really are nor how common they were before vaccines.

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NWB
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The poorer nations are working like mad and have been for so long to eradicate diereses. They must think American has lost their damn minds!! I know I think that!

Mdwildcat04
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A number of countries have vacation requirements for entry. No reason African countries should be any different.

Liz Hoffmann
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I survived the 10 day measles and the German measles as a child because the vaccines were not available. I spent 10 days in a darkened room to avoid the seizures, and I am lucky to have my sight and hearing. How could parents put their children through this??

Ian Smith
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a funny joke, but the World Health Organization still lists measles as "common" in Africa whereas the US has practically eliminated it, despite Jenny McCarthy's best efforts. https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/measles

r0b Mc
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

anti- antivaxx propaganda. There is no pharmaceutical counterpart in the world that does anything comparable to the fast. Where's that fasting mandate? Exercise mandate? Nutrition and supplement mandate? Ya know, real science and biology? Seems like reality and original thought has been obliterated from the human genome these last few years.

Becky Pember
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every one has the right to choose whether or not to take the COVID vaccine. This site fails to mention that the COVID vaccine has killed an estimated 300,000 people so far. They also fail to mention the millions who are permanently disabled by the COVID vaccine.

Tam Blair
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the best reasons I've heard is the conspiracy that if you get the vaccine for Covid the government will track you, once I could stop laughing I asked do you have a SSN? Of course response was yes, to which I said let me tell you a well known secret the government has been tracking you since your number was issued so get the damn vaccine.

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    #2

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    Many anti-vaxxers use the possibility of having an autistic child as one of their debate points - but this autistic person had a counterpoint.

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    Lingon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one I fully concure with. I'm autistic to and not an idiot. During my life I've been headhunted by companies, worked around the world, studied years at university, experienced things few have, been in love , had my heart broken, etc. Yet theese idiots seem to think that I would be better of dead than live my life.

    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really frustrating seeing parents prefer to have a dead child rather than an autistic child (not that vaccines cause autism but they're not smart enough to do any research themselves)...

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    crazy_cat_notAlady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i fall in the spectrum and i have faced trouble caused by (insensitive) idiots, none due to all the vaccines i have received.

    Monday
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I don't get from the antivax crowd....It's not like being autistic is a death sentence. I know quite a few people who are on the spectrum and who live perfectly normal lives. Also...there's that thing where vaccines don't even cause autism in the first place.

    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure they only think about the worst case scenarios.

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    Pavlina G
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My child is Autistic AND vaccinated. Do i believe his vaccinations caused his Autism? Nope. Am I happy he will be protected from being crippled or die from a disease that is easily prevented from having? Yes.

    shane montanez
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Line: "If vaccines caused Autism then there would be a whole lot more of us." Just sayin'

    Rachel Franke
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if vaccines DID cause autism (which they don't) if you'd rather have a dead child than an autistic child, you don't deserve to be a parent AT ALL.

    Carmen Elena
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why ppl think autism means lack of intelligence. Autistic ppl are sometimes even smarter than ppl who are not. They might perceive the world in different ways from us, but that doesn´t mean they are incapable to achieve their own goals .

    Zoe Drake
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It drives me mad! I never hit any of my milestones on time and never had any vaccines they claim are linked. I was on the autistic scale when I was born, I didn't get injected with it

    Hans
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Famous people with Autism; Tesla, Turing, Einstein. Famous Anti-vaxxers; no one. They all died before they were able to make a difference.

    Gemma Lees
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if any of these pox-riddled crotch goblins could hold a candle to my amazing autistic little boy! 😂

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    An argument for not vaccinating kids is that it's more natural and therefore healthier- well this user points out that humans created vaccines for a reason.

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    Kaisu Rei
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah there's a reason why life expectancy is so high nowadays

    Calum Sanderson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goddammit Carol get your s**t together

    ADHORTATOR
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask american natives what happened to their ancestors...

    Catlady6000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were given smallpox infected blankets. Go figure

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah… people dies in their 30's

    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People didn't even live to be that long centuries ago. Carol is an idiot

    Linda R Dunn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I struggled with the decision about vaccinations when my children were little. My mother left it up to me but she did tell me how her 3 year old brother died in her arms from diphtheria. He was in pain and agony before he died. That made my decision to vaccinate my children.

    Rani Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The grand old age of 40 was the life expectancy. Babies dying. Children dying. Teenagers dying. Disease, germs and more disease. No cures or simple medicine.

    Farjad Ahsan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diseases are natural, death is natural.

    Hayden Higa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah carol, get a vaccine carol!

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    #4

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    Anti-vaxxers say they want to return to a simpler, more 'natural' time - well this user had some holes to poke in that theory.

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sarcasm* Most likely because they didn't drink pure water. Of course it has nothing to do with vaccination. Why would it?

    Kelly Grace
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they lived to the ripe old age of "died in childbirth!"

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    Rafaella Bueno
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still b******t, but to be completely fair, washing your hands properly does make a huge difference, and there actually are kids with weak immune systems and lots of allergies because they are raised in a bubble.

    The Dutches
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... vaccinatons lower your immune system??? How? Because it doesn't have to fight measles as hard?? I don't get it.

    Aunt Messy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaccines actually BOOST your immune system. Vaccination introduces your immune system to nasty things and primes it to fight those nasties when you encounter them. Antivaxxers are morons.

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    Lola DM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically, what matters is boosting your immune system. Scrapping hand sanitizer does, so does going outside for a walk, eating yoghurt, breastfeeding, giving your girlfriend head and... vaccination!

    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do anti-vaxxers not believe in soap too? A lot of soap has the same ingredients as hand sanitizer and what about the water? Do they wash in bottled water? Tap water has extra stuff in it. Wow I can't imagine how delusional of a world they must live in.

    Chris Pitch
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't comment, you might end up with 30 dislikes

    Rage Racer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how people don't understand on the most basic levels how vaccinations work. If they have access to the internet, why not take the time to educate yourself?

    Zori the degu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people simply possess the talent to find, among the billions of sources, precisely the ones that have 0% real information, while completely ignoring the actual information bombarding them from all directions. These branches of people's population are truly marvellous simply because they actually came to be. What I'm trying to say is that they are so remarkably stubborn, it's a miracle they didn't oppose evolution when they were still protozoans. My grandmother is a perfect example of this kind of people. She never wants to change, even if it's for the better. She's stubborn, narrow-minded, believes in reptilians(snake-like creatures that can turn into famous people in order to rule the planet. I know you are like "What!?", but some people do believe in this c**p), that the Moon's a hologram and also doesn't believe in evolution. And I can't believe we are relatives.

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    Elizabeth
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do agree with the hand sanitizer point. Actually washing your hands is much more effective

    Smerv
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I avoid them too. Only if I'm visiting a hospital or a nursing home on a flu season I use some

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    Bob Beltcher
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no such thing as Organic. It is a term that is not regulated by the FDA. We all know what it's supposed to mean, but there is no way to ensure it's being followed. Don't pay double the price just because someone slapped a new word on it.

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    Approximately 110 000 people died from measles in 2017 – mostly children under the age of 5 years according to the World Health Organization.

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's most likely the saddest post that I readed lately. In some countries, parents are fighting to vaccinate their children, while we do NOT want to vaccinate them because of some conspiracy theories. That's just plain stupid.

    Marcellus the Third
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, some third world parents will also not be vaccinating because of conspiracy theories. In Afghanistan and Pakistan there's a widespread belief that health workers are a network of US spies, so believe piggybacking on a real health campaign --- others believe spreading malicious injections. Similarly lots of African distrust coming from 'traditional' medicine.

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first world parent never witness any epidemic disease. they think they are protected. spoiled…. i try to Watch the new serie marie kondo and i was so mad in the first episod when i saw a stay at home mom who claim she didn't have the time to make her laundry so they pay someone to do it for her! F*ck*ng spoiled people who doesn't realise the chance they have!

    JID RN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in 1962. My father was an older dad. When I was born he thought vaccines were a miracle and he made sure his baby girl received every single one.

    Soni.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We get our vaccines for free here in Kenya through the Gotv hospitals, occasionally there are also mobile clinics and school visits to ensure all the children get their vaccines. It goes almost unopposed. People in rural areas always have to keep an ear out for Gotv announcements for new vaccines and won't mind even walking miles to get the shots for their kids because we all know it could results in death something as preventable as measles or chicken pox.

    Fasolka
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Ireland, recently moved out from Dublin and moved to another city, had to change my GP too. Since the beginning of 2019 they have a policy to take only vaccinated patients. FINALLY!

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danielle Holder, "A lot of Muslims refuse as they believe everyone is out to sterilize their kids." That would be "some Muslims". Would you also agree with "A lot of Christians refuse as they believe everyone is out to make their kids autistic."

    Lola DM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That mom should deliver a speech at the UN general assembly

    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Carry me across the mountain" comes to mind.

    Becky Pember
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 1950's, people had large families. All the kids got chickenpox and measles and developed natural immunity!!

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    Internet user highlights exactly how necessary vaccines are and other commenters jump in with equally valid comparisons.

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    Parmeisan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see that people are getting downvoted for saying this, but kids don't need meat in the same way that dogs need meat. Dogs are carnivores, humans are omnivores. I do think that children should not be forced into a vegetarian diet before they are capable of making that decision themselves, though - because a vegetarian diet is very difficult to do correctly. It's much easier to get all of your nutrients without restrictions. But that part is opinion.

    Smerv
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree that kids don't need meat but lacto-ovovegetarian diet is not very difficult to do correctly. I mean people should be more concerned if kids didn't eat their veggies

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    Sandra La Madeleine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My vaccinated kid has a vaccinated cat, does that still work??

    MagNat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the way, how anti-vaxxers feels about walking our dogs unvaccinated? And without leashes of course. Have you seen a wolf with a leash? And if it biting your kid, well, Susan, that's nature! (just kidding here, biting your unvaccinated kid would be probably unhygenic to my dog).

    Zori the degu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shame I can't upvote more. Best wishes: fellow dog owner :)

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    Margaret Althea Elvenshadow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly true - however, your kids can survive without meat. There are other ways to get protein. (I'm a pro-vaxx vegetarian.)

    Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your kids don't need meat...

    Sinister Murder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just plain stupid. Meat consumption has nothing to do with the necessity of vaccination. If you make these stupid arguments for valid points, you just give anti-vaxxers ammunition.

    Sage Jay
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your kids do not need meat, but good overall

    Farjad Ahsan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your meat needs dogs and your meat needs kids.

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    #7

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    Parent brings child consent into the vaccine debate and gets shot down with the perfect answer.

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they would care so much for the consent of the child when it comes to his freedom of religion, career plans or sexual orientation...

    空の夢
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can i upvote your comment 1000 more?

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    Emma B
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents who don't vaccinated their children are making them murderer of those who have a compromised immune system, without their consent.

    Kevin Stern
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume they're cool with mutilating their son's genitals without their consent tho...

    Danielle Holder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sickos who mutilate their son's genitals are absolutely, 100% NO different than the sickos who force female genital mutilation on their girls!! Sadistic practices should be outlawed and the parents chopping up their babies should be sterilized and thrown in prison!!

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    TheBoredPanda
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your child decides he wants to get his nose pierced when he's 8 because it was 'his decision', you're okay with that, too, right?

    Susie Keegan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reckon if you asked an 8 year old if they would have an injection that could stop them getting a terrible illness that could kill them but has a small risk involved they would be smart enough to get the vaccine.

    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kid is going to volunteer to get a needle shoved in them. Being a parent means making them do things that aren't always fun, but necessary.

    Stephen Hutchison
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on (1) how smart the kid is, and (2) what you tell them about the vaccine.

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    WillemPenn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well our little Johnny didn't consent to eating a well balanced meal, so all he ate was chocolate cake. And he didn't consent to going to school. And he didn't consent to looking both ways before crossing the street so now he is dead. But what could we do?

    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As we could see in the other story where a mom got mad that her son got vaccinated without her consent: I do not think that this parent (or any other antivaxxer) would be ok with vaccinating their children, if they would want it.

    Hayden Higa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    legaly, parents have all the consent

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    This user pointed out that just because you have googled information about vaccines on the internet does not mean you know more than doctors.

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    ADHORTATOR
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I studied at the university of Youtube... :-)

    mulk
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I have a master degree in Nutrition because I eat food

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    Carmen Elena
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I´ve watched 14 seasons of Grey´s anatomy. I think I might be a great surgeon. :D

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    Lazy Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I studied at the university of Info Wars with professor Alex Jones so step aside sweetie 💅💋

    Hayden Higa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better crediting than google university, youtube is :)

    Maria Tsocheva-Stoyanova
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worse thing is they actually "quote" medical professionals sometimes, saying their doctor admitted about the dangers of vaccines or an agency listed all the side effects. The conspiracy is really confusing because in their eyes doctors either only tell the "secret" to a few "chosen ones", or the "truth" is out in the open but doctors still try to "manipulate" society

    Agfox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C**p, how did my post respond to everyone instead of just ADHORTATOR?

    Kerri Russ
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People named Kerri are extremely smart and make good sense. Thank you, Kerri. :-)

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah… Jenny McCarthy is so bright!

    Kelley Eidem
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    Yet Kerri seems to be unaware that we breathe in 28,000 viruses a day without getting sick. Our biological voltage (membrane potential) repels all 28,000 so we sail through our days without getting sick. These days we are more prone to viruses because cell towers, WiFi and all the rest lower our potential. That's why last year and this years' flu cases have been so numerous. This year with 5G getting installed more and more, especially this summer, there will be a flu epidemic that eventually exceeds the 1918 disaster that took place 101 years ago.

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    We need a "21 Epic Comebacks to Pro-Abortion Advocates" with hilarious lecturing highly political tweets like "Carol supports third-term abortion. Carol argues it's just a clump of cells. Carol doesn't know that the fetus's heartbeat can be detected at six WEEKS, nevermind six months. Science. Don't be ignorant like Carol." Haha such great light artsy stuff on Bored Panda.

    litalaney
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't like the stuff on bored panda, leave

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    Parent in an anti-vaxxing Facebook group seeks advice against judgmental neighbors - and receives an unexpected response.

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    Enuya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, his children are just like funny jokes. They probably never grow old.

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's sad because it's the kids who are the victim of their a*****e of parents who THEM was vaccinated when they was kids

    Emma B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just about the kids who don't get vaccinated... it's about all the immune-compromised individuals (like newborns and elderly, cancer patients, etc) who can't get vaccinated that are also going to die from what they get from the kids who don't get vaccinated.

    Joyce Berman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the biggest issue. We should make antivaxxers stay away from anyone with a suppressed immune system, especially newborns. My 40ish neighbor died from catching the flu just after she started chemo. That may not have been preventable, but many other diseases are.

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    The Dutches
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know how to get them of your back. It is simple. Vaccinate your children !!!

    Sarah Jane Swan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you find out that “Science is real” is a mean thing to say.

    Karine Dadonne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this is a troll, but it's really funny that people take them seriously

    trix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to hell for chuckling at this. Better than watching my children or other children die of preventable diseases though.

    JessG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb anti-vaxxer probably doesn't even know who Usain Bolt is anyway, lol

    Hayden Higa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, they are at the speed of light of dying

    Car Alarm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. I'm not sure how to get them off of your back. Maybe drink some water? Spend some time outside? Eat organic foods? That's supposed to solve your problems, right?

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    #10

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    Someone creates a shirt with the two most popular conspiracy theories in one place.

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    Joe Sauer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When even the flat Earthers say you should vaccinate your kids....

    C.C.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez., that’s dark.... I love it. 🥰

    Jen Hines
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.amazon.com/Only-thing-flatter-than-earth/dp/B07NFC2NDK/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?keywords=flat+earther+antivax+shirt&qid=1550149455&s=gateway&sr=8-1-fkmr0

    Hayden Higa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only thing flatter than the earth is your braincells heart rate

    CrazyCatLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot one conspiracy theory; climate change & global warming doesn't excist.

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    #11

    Anti-Vaxxer-Vaccination-Funny-Comebacks

    Internet user fights back against debate point that vaccines cause autism with the perfect question.

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    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't take a lot to confuse anti-vaxxers, they're not the sharpest tools in the shed

    Calum Sanderson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's our responsibility to help sharpen them and get them to right their wrongs.

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this post is turning heads and confusing some of them too

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work with autistic children. Their parents insist that vaccines gave their child autism, so they stop all vaccinations after the diagnosis (I'm pretty sure you can't get MORE autistic, but they don't want to take the chance). Also, these parents fund research for curing and preventing autism (Why is one form of medical prevention ok, but not another?) On an interesting side note, all of the mothers of the autistic kids I work with used artificial sweeteners before and during pregnancy. But aspartame isn't the culprit, it had to be the vaccines!

    Tam Blair
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the best reasons I've heard is the conspiracy that if you get the vaccine for Covid the government will track you, once I could stop laughing I asked do you have a SSN? Of course response was yes, to which I said let me tell you a well known secret the government has been tracking you since your number was issued so get the damn vaccine.

    Lex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you have to be born with autism, though? No vaccine will fight against it. Vaccines are for viruses.

    Hayden Higa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no they break under their own stupidity

    Sinister Murder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaccines aren't magic potions. You are obviously confused. Autism is not a virus so there will never be a vaccine against autism. Much like they don't cause autism, ever.

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    #12

    Anti-Vaxxer-Vaccination-Funny-Comebacks

    Anti-vaxxers try to create false equivalencies and are shut down through memes.

    XAMANDER Report

    Nthati
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a deep comparison, wow. Parents should just vaccinate their children.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah… poor kids todays. hostage of their parents… when you Don't see what you should be afraid of you Don't realise the danger of that. we aren't afraid anymore of disease like that because we almost never see it.

    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago

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    Whats the past tense of "see"? Because in the near future we will see it more and more.

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    Emma B
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got vaccinated and I'm a member of Mensa.

    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya same, I'm gonna use this argument.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had measles (and Mumps and Chicken Pox, but thankfully not Polio...) BEFORE there was a vaccine and I didn't die but I wished that I had. I vaccinated my son but now he doesn't do it for his own kids because of his wife's sister and blah, blah, blah... I feel for Ashley & Owen, my grandkids.

    Stephen Hutchison
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had measles as an adult. I didn't die, but I did end up running a 106 degree fever for a week, and wasn't able to father kids. Thanks to an unvaccinated 4 year old girl.

    Hayden Higa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i got nuked and i didnt die : nukes are not dangerous

    Winter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum had German measles, but she was vaxinated

    Joyce Berman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One example does not nullify a fact.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bunch of c**p,measles is so dangerous! Allows, your breast milk will not prevent your kids from getting any of these illnesses. So forget that argument!

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    #13

    Anti-Vaxxer-Vaccination-Funny-Comebacks

    Anti-vaxxer tries to spread fake news and conspiracies about the side-effects of vaccines and gets fact checked.

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    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a new low.... The response better NOT be "Oh it comes and goes, you know everybody has a bad day sometimes" 😒

    Sue Arnold
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that can happen with some victims of polio, who have recovered from the initial bout of polio. 20, 30 years later it can gradually recur as post polio, with the victim gradually losing mobility, until they are completely confined to a wheelchair. I'm old enough to have seen people wearing caliphers to aid their ability to be mobile. And this is now preventable, so why not vaccinate?

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so low. Not only are they spread their harmful point of view, they also are using false false proofs to fool other people. That should be punishable by law.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's true… many anti-vaxxers lies beyond possibility

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who lie about being sick are the worst.

    Jhoa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...because doctors do not have the knowledge or the time to do so." Jeez. People. It's their f*****g job.

    Katchen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Their doctors do not have the knowledge”? Is her doctor Dr Nick Riviera?

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctors study for years and keep up with current medical knowledge. What do you do? Google "germs?"

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if he was in a wheelchair, we're supposed to take his word for it that it came from a polio vaccination and not because he got the c**p beaten out of him for making stupid unfounded comments about vaccines....

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... In less than 100 years, we've gone from FDR being propped up with braces during all his speeches to HIDE the fact that he was crippled from polio, to this virtue-signaling idiot falsely bragging about it. We need to go back toward reality, and soon!

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    #14

    Anti-Vaxxer-Vaccination-Funny-Comebacks

    Someone tried to create a shocking poster linking heroin use to vaccines, but not everyone was convinced.

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Studies have shown that 100% of breathing people died. Respiration. Don't lose your child to the air.

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, your comment changed my life... :-)

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    Viviane Katz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can always snort the heroin.

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... what? Are they genuinely calling vaccines for MMR etc. a 'gateway drug'? I really hope this is a joke.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all stupid humans are antivaxxers, but all antivaxxers are stupid humans.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the logo of an adult abusing a child --- I'd have guessed this is a comedy poster.

    Caitlyn Marquez
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they really just make up a study?

    Eunice Probert
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I'm diabetic and I have to have blood tests once or twice a year, and I have to test my blood myself with, y'know, needles. But wait Karen! I am not, nor have I ever been, a drug addict. What's going on? Has the world gone freaky?! (No real or actual Karens were harmed in the making of this post.)

    Amy Eales
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I recall correctly, I f*****g hated every shot I ever received so.... why would I use them as a basis to shoot up? Like yay these made me cry when I was 4. Let's try again!

    Sean Hyde
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Studies have shown that 95% of statistics are just made up

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    #15

    Anti-Vaxxer-Vaccination-Funny-Comebacks

    Anti-vaxxer posts conspiracy about vaccines only being sold in profit scheme and gets shut down.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is forward thinking! "Yeah Dave, we let everyone die now, but think of the profit our great great grandkids will make!"

    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they are saying these diseases were the cause of death in middle ages. Actually people were fit as horses and all died of old age (99-120 years old). Diseases in middle ages is a myth. Do not believe anything else. Aliens told me that when they abducted me and they also showed me both sides of the earth.

    Pradeep M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was reading some nonsense until the last sentence. May the force( sarcasm )be with you.

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    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We already killed most of the tribes in the Amazon with our diseases back in the 17th and 18th century.

    Clinton Yew
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... it is man-made if you consider the fact that they mutated inside our body?? Just that we doesn't have control over it.

    John Ashley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What isn't brought up is that such tribes had (and still have) high infant mortality rates... even before any interaction with other cultures. Often from easily treatable things such as diarrhea.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true! JESUS invented diseases so that he could cure people miraculously! [sarcasm]

    Christine M Quigley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if those Amazon tribes were exposed to us with our germs and viruses, they would probably die since they don't have immunity. Read your history- what happened to the American Indians, the Mayans,etc.

    giullia andrade
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The better part is that even in difficult access parts of Amazonia, people are vaccinated. At least here in Brazik they are, except for a few tribes. The distribution system has yet to improve a lot. So yeah! They're doing fine' but they HAVE been vaccinated

    Vanessa Alanis-Torrez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot believe how stupid that original poster's comment was... just 🤣🤣🤣

    Throw Away
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tribes in the amazon are not dying from those diseases because they weren’t EXPOSED to those diseases. There are many natives tribes that have not fallen ill to certain things because they haven’t had contact with the people that would carry them. It’s the result of reclusive existence. If you suddenly showed up to one of those tribes with a minor cold they would drop dead (well, not literally) because the bacteria they’re exposed to is completely unknown by their immune systems. Also, they may not have the antibiotics to help fight the bacteria as the immune system sort of “memorizes it” for the body to fight that bacteria better if exposed to it again. And that process of memorizing the illness to fight it better in the future is the basis of how vaccines work in the first place.

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    #16

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    Someone asks for a suggestion for preventing measles other than a vaccine and another user has this 'healthy' recommendation.

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    Kaisu Rei
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah here's a suggestion on how to protect your child from measles: f*****g get her vaccinated

    TheBoredPanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vacci-f****n-nate your child. There.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put your child in a sterile bubble and keep her there. For the rest of her life.

    Jo Bebe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m barefoot and surrounded by dog poop. What should I do? Maybe put on a shoe!!

    Rage Racer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish CPS could take these peoples kids.

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope that's not her favourite child

    Merle Allan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could put her up for adoption. That would make her much safer.

    Meredith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you're not too attached to the child,honey!

    gedwards1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this on Facebook, but I'll leave the same advise here. You want to protect your child without vaccination? Line her coffin.

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    #17

    Anti-Vaxxer-Vaccination-Funny-Comebacks

    Internet users get into an illogical argument over vaccines

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    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen a polar bear in person and thus polar bears are not real. Wake up people, polar bears are clearly a myth created by the government to prevent us from going to the arctic because THAT's where they keep the UFOs.

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always thought I am immortal as I haven't died for 45 years and I think that is some kind of super power. My parents are also immortal as are my 2 sisters. None of us have died. Therefore we are all immortal. It's amazing.

    Clinton Yew
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He speak the truth, so when will him go around saying thanks to all his neighbor who granted him the herd immunity??

    Car Alarm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like Trump's tweet about how it had been cold recently where he was and therefore global warming doesn't exist.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had vaccines and I'm also doing great, how is that possible?

    TailsFangirl03
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have ADHD because I don't look like I do. (I've heard people say things like this)

    Farjad Ahsan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't see germs. They are a government conspiracy to stop us touching dirt because THAT is where they keep the stolen gold!!!1!!

    Hayden Higa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    essential oils = pointless hoax

    Hayden Higa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, mojang invented polar bears to keep players from going to the artic but they do any way, so whatever

    Lucy Reeves
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other news, I have never died so death is not real.

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    #18

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    An educator shuts down a anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist in long, fact based post.

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    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's actually more aluminium in breast milk than vaccines.

    Kalen Brown
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And more formaldehyde in a pear than in every recommended vaccine together.

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    Toby Comics
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    INGREDIENTS IN A VACCINE ARE: Folate, Vitamin C, Vitamin K, Carbohydrates, Sugar, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Manganese, Phosphorus, Potassium, Zinc, Asparagine, D-Categin, Farnese, P-Coumaric-Acid, Avicularin, Quercitin, Rutin, Ursolic-Acid, Protocatechuic-Acid. But.. oh, wait... Thats the ingredient list of an apple. Beware "vaccine lists"

    Country Nana
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! The "expired" vaccination still protected you, otherwise if you were still alive, you'd be seriously messed up!

    Stephen Hutchison
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't vaccinated against rubella. I had other forms of measles and measles-like diseases as a child, and we thought I'd had it. When I was 20, just before spring break, I was in the stairwell at my school's computer science building. One of the grad students had his 4year old daughter, who wasn't vaccinated, with him. She had measles. They thought it was a cold. Three days later, I had 106 degree fever and could barely move around, during a time when nobody was there. I ended up being taken to the health center (I didn't have the presence of mind to go there) after the skin-rash part showed up -- it takes a week or so. They took enough blood out of me that I thought they might be making vaccine. Thanks to that extra fever, I wasn't able to father children later on in life -- my wife had several miscarriages when we tried.

    Aili Garcia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for everyone comparing the amounts of aluminum and formaldehyde in breast milk, baby milk, and food to the amounts in vaccines... realize that it's different injecting aluminum into your body than simply ingesting it. your bloodstream as well as muscle and fat tissues store the aluminum much much more than what gets stored swallowing it in the same amounts.

    Hayden Higa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if thats true, everybody should have autism by antivaxxer standards

    Lace Neil
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually costs more to treat a person with measles than the vaccine costs.

    Meredith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AIDS is f*****g harmful,you d**k!!!

    Cat Kittey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although the vaxer makes a valid point, thimerasol is toxic. That is why the pharmaceutical companies removed it from contact lens solutions. I know from personal experiences and almost went blind. Whenever I need a vaccine, I request one that does not contain thimerasol or any other mercury containing elements.

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    #19

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    Sometimes names can be confusing.

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    Calum Sanderson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew's best friend is called Java. No joke. I hope that kid's surname is Script.

    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be Java is middle name and first name is Cuppa.

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    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think Juniper Leaf Jones would be a lovely name.

    Ash
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha I totally read that as Juniper Leaf being the kid's name. Would definitely not surprise me.

    Evangelist Arborist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the united states dispensatory and physicians pharmacology mention juniper juniperus communis?

    meow point1
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's friend was born Leaf-River. He changed his name to Joe.

    Kelley Eidem
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    6 years ago

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    people's ignorance about the highly beneficial aspects of herbs is not the fault of those who do know these things, [probabgly because they rely on better sources than their local TV newsreader with overly white teeth.

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    #20

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    Pinterest is not just for arts and crafts anymore.

    Westporter Report

    Enuya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, Pinterest looks like totally reliable source...

    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she did do her 30 seconds of research so she must feel it's reliable enough...

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    Phil Vaive
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling that the teacher gave this assignment to show the students that there IS no peer reviewed medical science that shows that vaccines cause autism.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the New England Journal of Medicine. We got Pinterest!

    Marie-Christine Blais
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pinterest isnt even able to make a diy that works in real life

    TheBoredPanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, when people are turning to Pinterest for medical advice, it's time to build an underground bunker and just stay there forever, because people have officially lost their s**t.

    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't use google as a doctor either...

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    #21

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    This anti-vaxxer is 'armed' and dangerous against disease apparently.

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    Aria FAFAT
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arm everyone with a gun because apparently protecting yourself from other gunmen with guns is more peaceful than just banning guns in the first place. Sorry. Wrong post. Oh well.

    Joe Sauer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, if shooting yourself with small bullets gave you an immunity to bigger ones, it would be an even crazier world

    L
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, as long the gun owners just shoot ONLY themselves! They can vaccinate US against the NRA!!!!!!

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know who is the legend that convinced these people that "anti-vaccinators" exist.

    Tammy Allen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came here to ask what the hell an anti vaccinator was. Maybe this guy has a patent pending? Lol

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    FrejaLand
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been vaccinated and eaten an organic banana. I didn't get measles and I will let you decide why.

    Riley Dawson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't make any sense people fighting over this is so stupid

    Freya the Wanderer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bullet argument is comparing apples to oranges. There is a huge, huge difference between bullets and germs.

    Amanda Ford
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like comparing apples to peanuts to emphasize the massive differences between the two arguments. I totally agree with you!

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    Hayden Higa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, vaccinations are like getting body armor to protect aganst a small bullet, then wearing 5 body armors and getting hit by a bigger bullet

    Shreyansi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anti-vaxxer logic: stand in front of the person shooting you and hope they miss

    Joyce Berman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it. I see at least one hollow-points there though. They make bigger holes.

    Haris G
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, getting stung by bees a hundred times won't make you immune to their poison? Why don't they just go back to school.

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    Elizabeth
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was another recent Bored Panda article, written by a woman who had lifelong adverse reactions to a vaccine. She's STILL pro-vaccine. Why? The disease she was vaccinated against is still worse than her vaccine related complications https://www.boredpanda.com/tetanus-diphtheria-vaccine-side-effects-guillain-bare-syndrome-anti-vaxxers/

    Country Nana
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on the autistic spectrum. They didn't produce the MMR until I was a teenager. Guess it's supposed to work retroactively? Some doctor who lost his license convinced his friend to publish a paper about research which wouldn't be acceptable for a junior high-school science project, and Shazam!, people still believe that the MMR causes autism. Were y'all sleeping when they taught the scientific process?

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess they meant "thinning out" but overdue for thinking is more appropriate anyway.

    Erik Granqvist
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually managed to get sick when taking a flu shot once a couple of decades ago. I was already on the verge of getting sick, and lied when the nurse asked if I had a cold or similar comming . My thinking was that the shot would prevent the flu to break out in earnest. Apparently, it doesnt work that way. And yes. The day after I had the flu something bad. I stil wonder whats in all thats good made me think that. Doesnt mean vaccine dont work. Just means that you supposed to tell the thruth to the nurse giving the shots

    Cat Kittey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM!!! Vaccines are good things! They help your body build antibodies to fight off the actual virus when you become exposed to it. Without vaccines, your body is defenseless against these horrific diseases and you could die from them. Get vaccinated! The binding agents, however, could be to blame. Many binding agents include various forms of mercury. Many people are VERY hypersensitive to mercury. I know from personal experience. I almost went blind from the mercury that was used in contact lens solutions many years ago. Oh, No!!! What should I do? Pharmaceutical companies do make vaccines without mercury compounds. Ask your doctor for vaccines that do not contain mercury compounds.

    Ronald Copenhagen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So vaccines don’t work unless everyone takes them? How does it spread to someone who already took the vaccine? Why not just let antivaxers die off if they’re only hurting themselves?

    Hayden Higa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because they affect everybody else, and they make up a large part of the population, so herd immunity would not work

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    Throw Away
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing that’s really sad about all this is that anti-vaxxers are low-key saying that being autistic is worse than contracting and possibly dying from measels, typhoid, shingles (if you’ve had chicken pox), etc. I know no one is literally saying that, but they’re saying that.

    Meredith
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who's autistic and she's lovely!But my grandpas best friend died of TB when he was 8

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