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Our own problems usually feel like the biggest thing happening in the world. Forget global fuel shortages and trade disputes—if the municipal government is repainting parking lines or neighborhood teens have tagged the bus stop again, that’s much more urgent.
The Facebook page ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers’ collects some of the most unhinged, funny, and unexpectedly entertaining headlines ever published in local papers.
Most of them wouldn’t get picked up by national TV channels, but they show how journalists are needed at every level to capture the stories that matter, even if for a smaller circle.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 hours ago
I long for the days when any story involving the police was this... harmless.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 hours ago
Reminds me of the picture of a fire truck on fire I saw the other day.
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Major Harris 11 hours ago
simpsons treehouse of horrors, "naightmare cafeteria" season 6 episode 6!
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Speak easy buttercup 5 hours ago
Man ive been there before and honestly I do NOT miss my 20s! 🤣
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Speak easy buttercup 5 hours ago
Oh no! Do they not realize how sharp the claws are on those things??? 😳😳
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 hours ago
Googled it. A chicken is capable of 15kph or 9mph in freedom units. That's a little slow for a city bus, including frequent stops, but not terrible.
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 11 hours ago
To be fair he has turned into a colossal bottomhole in the last few years.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 hours ago
I'm so confused. In what context is a corkscrew incriminating?
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 11 hours ago
"Stand- off with police at a cafe". Police "Put the quiche down!"
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 7 hours ago
I miss slow news days. Remember when the whole world was turned on its head by a picture of a dress? I miss those days.
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 11 hours ago
I heard it is painful if you get trapped by the sudokus.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 hours ago
She threw an orange at him? Dear god lock her up and hide all the tropical fruit! Can you imagine what she could do with a PINEAPPLE?!?
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 7 hours ago
I'm running the numbers for the calories in my brain and it's making my heart hurt.
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 11 hours ago
To be fair to the teacher the girl had a peg leg and a parrot on her shoulder.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 7 hours ago
He who smelt it dealt it. Yes I know I spelled smelled wrong but it's funnier that way.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 hours ago
They went with that pun when "Potate-uh-ohhhh" was right there!
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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 11 hours ago
What a terrible situation to be in when you do not have to worry about your mortgage, or bills or the price of food.
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