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Our own problems usually feel like the biggest thing happening in the world. Forget global fuel shortages and trade disputes—if the municipal government is repainting parking lines or neighborhood teens have tagged the bus stop again, that’s much more urgent.

The Facebook page ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers’ collects some of the most unhinged, funny, and unexpectedly entertaining headlines ever published in local papers.

Most of them wouldn’t get picked up by national TV channels, but they show how journalists are needed at every level to capture the stories that matter, even if for a smaller circle.

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#1

Kent and Sussex Courier headline on grandad's narrow sudoku escape

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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53 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard it is painful if you get trapped by the sudokus.

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    #13

    Amusing education headline on school caterers confident of meat quality

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    Major Harris
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    20 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    simpsons treehouse of horrors, "naightmare cafeteria" season 6 episode 6!

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    #16

    Newspaper headline on Scremerston quiche thieves appearing at court

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    50 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stand- off with police at a cafe". Police "Put the quiche down!"

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    #32

    Comic newspaper headline about girl with eyepatch called pirate by teacher

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    45 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair to the teacher the girl had a peg leg and a parrot on her shoulder.

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    #60

    Funny headline about British scientists disliking Richard Dawkins without asking

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    40 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair he has turned into a colossal bottomhole in the last few years.

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    #69

    Funny opinion piece on being trapped in wealth like David Cameron

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    38 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a terrible situation to be in when you do not have to worry about your mortgage, or bills or the price of food.

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