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My name is Kim. For 3 years now, I've been making the RedDot Comics. I originally started the comic as my New Years' resolution to stick to a hobby and have fortunately watched it grow into something I am proud of!
Be it innuendo, sexy puns, parodies, history memes, or talking butt plugs, I love taking a seemingly ordinary scenario and putting a naughty twist to it. No topic is untouchable. Be it Helen of Troy having relationship insecurity to Satan having a foot fetish—I don't limit my comics to one topic. Hence, it always feels like I am creating something fresh and not boxing myself into a single genre. I hope you enjoy my work! If you do, you can find me.
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#2
Final score:
140points
Jace 4 years ago
I f*****g give up. What is the m***********g point of posting this when you censor the f*****g JOKE ITSELF??
Wolfstar 4 years ago
Reminds me of that time in 7th Grade, I was the first one to arrive in my second period class so I stood up on my chair, holding up the middle finger on both hands, and whispered, "f*ck school, f*ck school." My teacher came in and I didn't see her. I got detention for about a week but I was very pissed off at the time.
Axolotl King 4 years ago
But why censor it...? Seriously, it's just a middle finger, it's part of life, like I get censoring other stuff but really? The title of the article kind of warns you about it anyways.
Toko Danganronpa 4 years ago
"Belle and the freedom of solitude, without a care for weaklings"
#3
Final score:
125points
A Random Panda 4 years ago
I always dod wonder how some people in skimpy armor were still alive.
#4
Final score:
124points
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
me as cinderella's DJ: AY, DONT THAT BOOTY LIKE A BASKIT BALL, IF YOU DONT, DONT SHAKE IT AT ALL! AY AY AY D-D-DUMP....!!!
#5
Final score:
117points
FlitterBug 4 years ago
Well I mean the ad *was* to see rabbits and wands, so it wasn't ~too~ off
Doggo 4 years ago
probably the more intense version of the word "ah crap"
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#6
Final score:
112points
HARSHITA TARAL 3 years ago
There once was a ship was put to sea The name of the ship was the art degree The winds blew up her vibrator and wine Soon at night she will shine Soon may the other ship come To bring her toys and make here c*m Once when the s*x is done we will take our leave and go
#7
Final score:
111points
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
She sacrificed rooster for summoning ritual instead of just calling Grim on his phone. Waste of time for Grim since he's been busy during 2020. Also notice the look of on rooster spirit's face in last panel.
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Sandy Kavanaugh 4 years ago
Even though it's satire, animal sacrifice is never funny. Santeria isn't funny.
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
grimmy over here, is just tryna make some KFC chicken niggies
#8
Final score:
108points
#9
Final score:
107points
Im a kawaii potato ;3 4 years ago
That's literally how i feel in the shower but I still try to enjoy the cleanliness.
#10
Final score:
107points
Rolie_polie&people 4 years ago
The elk runs from the lion, it is not cowardice it is love for life. Witch that mom does not think is relavent
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Ozacoter 4 years ago
Except that all of those kids were taken away from their parents and could never see them again. The Order had a lot of issues.
Stille20 4 years ago
The woman talks to her vibrator... I don't think she was worried about Star Wars accuracy
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lonely miso 2 years ago
https://imgur.com/a/pp8jeeX (Alt text- Sign: Drive like your kids live here! Obi Wan Kenobi: NO ANAKIN NO!)
#11
Final score:
97points
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
She needs to make the ice melt with a warm liquid. Just drink a glass of water, relax, and wait.
#12
Final score:
96points
FloridaMan 4 years ago
movie refrence from castaway, AMAZING MOVIE YOU SHOULD WATCH
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#13
Final score:
93points
bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago
the girl dragging kool-aid is me cuz i would be a vamp and drink kool-aid juice/blood! my papa makes kool-aid almost every day
#14
Final score:
91points
Demongrrrrl 4 years ago
The script had Han Solo say "I love you, too" but Harrison Ford argued that the character was too self-centered to say that.
The Coated Dev 4 years ago
I hate how people post comments that aren't even offensive or mean but everyone just decides to downvote them.
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
Empire Strikes Back, when Han is getting ready to be frozen in carbonite
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#15
Final score:
89points
Ozacoter 4 years ago
It would be very nice to ever see a Disney movie where the main characters are actually just friends. Their movies sell the idea that men and women cannot be close without falling in love
Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago
Moana, Big Hero 6.... Uhhh... That's all I got.
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Jane Pearl 4 years ago
When I was little, I used to ship Jasmine and Jafar...I am scared of my past self..
#16
Final score:
88points
Daniel Hale 4 years ago
I'm mildly upset. I didn't know until now that I ship Waldo and Carmen Sandiego. Now I can't UNknow!
#17
Final score:
87points
Wolfstar 4 years ago
The myth I read was that since Persephone ate part of the pomegranate, she had to live with Hades forever. But, Demeter said no so Zeus compromised and said that Persephone had to live in the Underworld for (about?) 1/3 of the year. That 1/3 of the year would be the season of autumn because Demeter was sad that her daughter wasn't with her (Greece didn't really have winter). There's lots of different versions of the myth, so some would say I am wrong.
bxttery_bxby 4 years ago (edited)
I thought it was 6:6 like, summer Nd spring above ground, fall and winter below ground. But yeah, Greece didn't really have a winter so it's slightly more confusing.
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lonely miso 2 years ago
They did make it a living hell because Zeus and Poseidon kinda already decided “I’ll take the sky” and “I’ll take the sea” and hades was like “Seriously? I have to take the underworld? *sigh*” so he rules there now
FlitterBug 4 years ago
I mean, it is for 6 months, I wouldn't want to spend time with Zeus that long either
abigf-youtohumanity 4 years ago
I thought she lived with him for half a year and the other half she lives with her mother :/
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#18
Final score:
87points
#19
Final score:
85points
LivingTheDream 4 years ago
Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I'll come in again.
Aileen 4 years ago
How did this get downvoted? It's just part of the joke.
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#20
Final score:
82points
Paul Davis 4 years ago
IRL the sailor did grab the girl without her permission and didn't know her at all.
thepinkrobot 4 years ago
I love this one because it later came to light how uncomfortable the woman in that famous photo was. She didn't know the guy and he just grabbed her and kissed her.
Eliza Williams 2 years ago
DAMN SHE IS F*****G FULL OF IT DATE THAT GUY GIRL BE DIRTY WITH THAT B***H
Jelena Putinja 3 years ago
well that is surely what she should have done - they say that famous kiss was forced - girl didn't know that man
Casey Hardiman 3 years ago
Schlip! Schlap! Schlip-a-schlap-a vay, Schlip! Schlap! Schlap away all day! Schlip! Schlap! You simply can't go wrong Vith traditional fish-schlapping song
#21
Final score:
82points
Sharrow 4 years ago
What is that innermost matrioshka? A fish? An a**l plug? Why would there be a fish inside her?
#22
Final score:
82points
Damara Ankrum 1 year ago
When Oedipus grew to manhood, a prophet warned him that he would kill his father and marry his mother. Not knowing that he had been adopted and that his real parents were Jocasta and Laius, Oedipus left the country to avoid committing such crimes and ended up sleeping with his mother.
#23
Final score:
80points
John Meise 3 years ago (edited)
Huh? I know that "anything you can do I can do better" phrase, from a musical or something but what is with all the people? Wouldn't the back and forth be just between two people? I'm so lost...
Katie Rae 3 years ago
between different ages of the artist (look at the name tags)
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#24
Final score:
78points
#25
Final score:
74points
LivingTheDream 4 years ago
As a virgo I disagree. I'll take that constellation any day!
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#26
Final score:
72points
AlmightyOne 4 years ago
Fun fact: sharks can distinguish period blood from blood from an open cut. You don't have to worry about swimming in the ocean with your period at all. Not to ruin the joke of this comic, of course, just thought it was cool.
Claudia COULSON 3 years ago
how would you know if you name is bill? not being rude, just curious
#28
Final score:
70points
lonely miso 2 years ago
Who’s downvoting the people who don’t get it? Why are you downvoting innocents?? (Do not downvote me, this isn’t intended to be rude!!)
Hello 4 years ago
G-spot.... if you don't get it, you probably don't know.
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#29
Final score:
69points
#30
Final score:
68points
Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
she's on zoom with her friends and she's going to show them her kitty! the kitty's on the bed!
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Oh wow. Just realized if we follow time from movie release, Boo is 23 years old.
Alexander Albon 4 years ago
Top Fans 1: BigDaddyGary 2: Her------Something 3: HubbyTybby 4: SXY---something 5: HoeGone Bath Water: Available Dirty SocksL Sold Out
#31
Final score:
67points
#32
Final score:
66points
#33
Final score:
63points
UncleRussian 4 years ago
I could never understand why people send unsolicited d*ck pics... Although what's funnier is that some guys don't even send their own d*ck pics, they look for one online xD
AlmightyOne 4 years ago
People are, unfortunately, terrible at asking for consent.
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#34
Final score:
62points
#35
Final score:
60points
Alexander Albon 4 years ago
Comic of the comic in the comic about the comic in the comic- (repeat forever)
PeachPossum 4 years ago
Just to get a groan out of our sister, whenever my brother and I saw "chicken strips" on the menu, we'd cluck-sing Dave Rose's The Stripper: "Bawk! Bawk! Baaaawk! Bawk! Baaawk! Bawk! Baaaawk!" or when we road in the backseat of her car and say, "Whee! Whee! Whee!" like Maxwell in the Geico commercials. They are both gone, now. How I miss them both.
#36
Final score:
60points
#37
Final score:
58points
#38
Final score:
58points
#39
Final score:
57points
#40
Final score:
55points
Alexander Albon 4 years ago
Courage! I have shown it for years; think you I shall lose it at the moment when my sufferings are to end? - Marie Antoinette
blobfish 4 years ago
poor marie she wasnt a bad queen she became queen to settle peace in austria and france and it didnt work out to well
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Megumi Saikou 4 years ago
The queen Marie, of France, was supposedly giving starving peasants cakes and expected her gift to solve the French Revolution that had been brutally suppressed for months. This obviously didn't solve the problem, and she was sent to the guillotine as a result. What I wrote probably isn't 100%, but it gets the gist out to the people who are not sure about what the comic is showing. :)
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 years ago
People were starving in France before the revolution in 1798 or so. There is this story that the royal advisors told the queen Marie-Antoinette that the people didn't have any bread to eat and she, apparently super naive and totally out of touch with reality, was very surprised and said "well, why don't they eat cake instead?" When the revolution started, she and hubby Louis XIV ended up fleeing, getting caught and then decapitated.
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Marissa Taylor 4 years ago
the worst part is she never got a HEAD in life. but that executioner knew it would be a piece of cake :B
#41
Final score:
33points
Deborah B 4 years ago
Wait - in #23 that's a BUTT PLUG?! I thought that was the artist's attempt at drawing a soul. Sorry. My bad.
Alexander Albon 4 years ago (edited)
a butt plug has a pretty straightforward purpose: It's often used to prep for a**l sex or to make the vagina narrower, which can increase pleasure
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#43
Final score:
30points
#44
Final score:
30points
#45
Final score:
29points
Maeve Valentine 4 years ago (edited)
SHE SOULD BE CALLED KAREN Edit: Please don't downvote it's (kind of) a joke. :>
#46
Final score:
29points
Alexander Albon 4 years ago
@Kelli from Fitness Blender no wonder you're trying to impersonate someone
#47
Final score:
28points
#48
Final score:
26points
#49
Final score:
25points
Jordan Smith 4 years ago
Ummmmmmmm......... he doesnt mean literally adopting. He means killing a kid and then taking its soul. If that is what you mean, sorry for the r/wooooooosh.
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25points
#51
Final score:
25points
Alexander Albon 4 years ago
Rule 34 is an internet concept meaning that if something exists in real life, or is made up, there will be a pornographic depiction of it. ... In many cases of Rule 34, internet users depict their favourite cartoon or animated characters in sexual fantasies. This is sometimes referred to as 'fan art'.
#52
Final score:
25points
#53
Final score:
25points
#54
Final score:
24points
#55
Final score:
24points
Dark Pearl 4 years ago
Why must the carpet match the drapes? And what tf are drapes? I'm just stupid, please pardon that.
Hello 4 years ago
Uhh... it's a rude/gross way of saying your pubic hair preferences...
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#56
Final score:
23points
#57
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23points
#58
Final score:
23points
#60
Final score:
23points
#61
Final score:
22points
#62
Final score:
21points
#63
Final score:
21points
#64
Final score:
21points
#65
Final score:
20points
Proud gold rose 4 years ago
Great now “Agatha all along” is going to be stuck in my head forever
Random Person 4 years ago
IT WAS AGATHA ALL ALONG.... do da deee doo dee daaaa doo deee daaaa, doo dee daaaa doo deee daaaa daaa daa dooooo
#66
Final score:
20points
#67
Final score:
18points
#68
Final score:
18points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
He was actually a cannon, do you really want to do that with a cannon?
#69
Final score:
18points
#70
Final score:
17points
#71
Final score:
16points
#72
Final score:
7points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
Submitted by BP staff of course.
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What do you think ?
Draco's Dragonfly 4 years ago
These are indeed hilarious! And some of them quite a bit inappropriate...but I loved them all! :D Great job! Can't wait to read more
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Love the style and jokes. Didn't get couple but overall superb. Thank you for sharing.
Mark Karol-Chik 4 years ago
a Goddess walks amongst us! Cheers to this amazing Genius with a sarcastic wit and still a sense of humour to make us guys look at ourselves in semi shame at times.
Draco's Dragonfly 4 years ago
These are indeed hilarious! And some of them quite a bit inappropriate...but I loved them all! :D Great job! Can't wait to read more
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Love the style and jokes. Didn't get couple but overall superb. Thank you for sharing.
Mark Karol-Chik 4 years ago
a Goddess walks amongst us! Cheers to this amazing Genius with a sarcastic wit and still a sense of humour to make us guys look at ourselves in semi shame at times.
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