50 Times People Failed To Use The Correct Words And It Resulted In These Hilarious Mishaps (New Pics)

But he's on the right track. Bathing will enhance your romantic prospects.

I have a card that lets me get medical onion relish. My state really needs to decriminalize it……

Al Gore likes this.

Finish aarons ☠️

When life gives you lemons...laminate 'em!

Yes, yes I would be. I was a b***h that worried.

Yep, all the time! Then take it out for some freestyle parcour. Watch my moves with your coff!

Let all tomato(es) come to me

How can I get membership to the Mosquito Skeleton Society?

Calm down before you get hispanic attack!

That's very personal, tbh

As the saying goes... "you do you."

It's a well-known fact that George Washington was raised entirely without chemical pesticides or GMOs.

Is that you, Robinson Crusoe?

also, never take your grandad for partner!

I have a low shelf in my pantry. I don't suffer from that :))))

Oh no! It's the alpaca lips!!🦙🦙💋👄👄

If that's a gin knee pig, what does a whiskey foot pig look like?

'They're not going to help you when the crab people come.' Horrors cope sounds about right!

I'll meet you at the corner of misspelling and grammar.

You should see the full evil chair. It's awesome!

No sh¡t! A living wage might help.

The pain is real.

Cheese a maniac.

I will look you dead in the eyes and tell you how silly that is. Calling flowers taste like chicken.

Those thin straps are so saucy.

Quesadilla. That took me a minute.

No thanks, I'm a pass a fist! 😂😂😂

Is that how you make foot cheese?

bend the knee or accept the feet

Seems like something Rick from Rick and Morty would do. Only use the portals to s**t in other dimensions.

Where is Arthur and why isn't he writing?

Chap and Dole are my favorite chick mucks.

*laughs in medieval*

Then a winter...

That mat has seen things👀

You just know that there will be somebody just itching to buy those.

What if their name is May? Then it is May's body, and May's rules

I mean, Haiti can be pretty hot

Great name for a lawn mower.

Sally Who? From Manila?

Bugs you... doesn't it

Me: *Sits at desk writing* Milk:*leans over shoulder* You should get that published. It's genius! Me: It's my shopping list. Milk: I like the ending. Me: What, 3 litres of milk?

Dang, I was gonna ask it about a threesome.

Must supply own flaming skull

I find it offensive that they used the “greater than” symbol to say that tequila is greater than drugs

Commitment issues!

What better way to convince someone is a vegan than to make a salad your avatar? :D

Aunt you glad it wasn't worse though??

They say assume makes and a*s of u and me, but in this case it just made and a*s out of you!

It's "all intensive porpoises", genius!

pan flip

I would flip out if I saw that on the beach

it actually looks pretty humble👀

Worst one because HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT??

Could be vicariously bi curious....

I think I’m going for a shower. idk where that meat is coming from

get thee to a gynecologist

Are these all voice to text problems?

Last time I had shrimps camping I ended up with Sally manilla

Not gonna lie, fully knowing it is open sesame, I still say "open says me"...

No wonder he didn't know, it didn't come up when he googled it

It’s so floor less it’s anti gravity

Only if you’re faster than a “rush and racehorse”.

Well, maybe he tried to drive into the lake to retrieve his “break paddle”.