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For some rich people, a shower isn't just a shower. No. It's also a work of art. After all, what's the point in cleaning yourself if you can't look good while you're doing it? Check out these awesome showers to see what we mean...but there's a difference. They've all been hilariously altered by an artist who goes by the name of Artxauroraxart. After all, if we can't afford to bathe in luxury then at least we can laugh about it!

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AcousticGString
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This design is stupid. It's like a car wash for people.

Robyn Scott
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A car wash for people would be awesome! Step in.......rinse.....soap......wash....rinse.....blow dry......spray with lotion...buff.....step out!

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Cristina Poncea
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like a form of punishment.

Susann Campbell
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it is a shower for fat people that can't reach where they need to be cleaned.

egascesar ega
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TESTIMONIO SOBRE CÓMO UNIRSE A LA GRAN HERMANDAD DE ILLUMINATI Y CONVERTIRSE EN UN RICO Soy el Sr. LAGASMALL por mi nombre, he estado buscando cómo unirme a la gran hermandad Illuminati durante los últimos 9 meses y todo lo que recibí fue un grupo de estafas que me hicieron confiar en ellos y, al final del día, me engañaron yo. $ 5000 sin ayudarme. toda mi esperanza se perdió, me confundí y me sentí frustrado, es muy difícil para mí alimentar a mi familia, nunca quise tener nada que ver con los illuminati en la red nuevamente, porque nunca confié en ningún illuminati en la red desde que estaba una estafa, así que fui a pedirle dinero prestado a un amigo. Le conté todo lo que había sucedido y ella dijo que podía ayudarme, que conocía a un miembro que podía ayudarme, que se unió a los Illuminati, que me dijeron cómo presentar una solicitud. Ella me dijo, solicité, aunque nunca creí, pero lo intenté y, para mi gran sorpresa, fui iniciada como miembro de los grandes Illuminati que no podí

Jb Dean
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one could be quite "pleasurable" for us ladies ... 😛 🤣

Mani Menon
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's this?! Looks more like something out of a torture chamber!

D Rolls
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But what about your hair getting wet (natural hair)? Shower caps won't save you from that!

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    AcousticGString
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I would be freezing anytime a body part wasn't directly under the water!

    Sara Fina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's hard to clean the mold forming in the usual bathroom tile crevices, which are almost flat, imagine the disgusting fauna that would soon start growing in between al those bricks. Ewww. Design is worth nothing if it's counterproductive to its funcion.

    Berra şimşek
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sara. This is just what I thought when I see the picture :)) Then I thought hey they are rich. If it gets dirty they would buy or built a new one. Then I laugh at myself.

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    JMC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are people worried they would be cold? This is a fantastic indulgence that I imagine can produce all the heat one would need to shower. All it takes is extreme wealth and the heat is guaranteed.

    Astrid Gradlmiller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is also, probably, a steam room/sauna

    Laura Glanville Betton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not all humans are ashamed of their perfectly natural naked body though, especially in their own home :)

    Jim Phoenix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would somebody want a shower like THAT😨

    Stijn Vlasselaer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks more like a shower in a spa to cool down after a sauna than a "rich people" shower.

    egascesar ega
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TESTIMONIO SOBRE CÓMO UNIRSE A LA GRAN HERMANDAD DE ILLUMINATI Y CONVERTIRSE EN UN RICO Soy el Sr. LAGASMALL por mi nombre, he estado buscando cómo unirme a la gran hermandad Illuminati durante los últimos 9 meses y todo lo que recibí fue un grupo de estafas que me hicieron confiar en ellos y, al final del día, me engañaron yo. $ 5000 sin ayudarme. toda mi esperanza se perdió, me confundí y me sentí frustrado, es muy difícil para mí alimentar a mi familia, nunca quise tener nada que ver con los illuminati en la red nuevamente, porque nunca confié en ningún illuminati en la red desde que estaba una estafa, así que fui a pedirle dinero prestado a un amigo. Le conté todo lo que había sucedido y ella dijo que podía ayudarme, que conocía a un miembro que podía ayudarme, que se unió a los Illuminati, que me dijeron cómo presentar una solicitud. Ella me dijo, solicité, aunque nunca creí, pero lo intenté y, para mi gran sorpresa, fui iniciada como miembro de los grandes Illuminati que no podí

    Jina Hwang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cleaning the floor would be a pain

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    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to set fire to the rain.

    Tamara Keegan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just completely lost it with your comment. BEST!

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    Chuck Bartowski
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While absurd, its pretty awesome. Think about how toasty it would be on a cold winter's day!

    Luna Dovah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not IN the shower. The shower is in the middle of the room. See the wall in the back? Not absurd at all to have a fire place in the bathroom. Many people get space heaters for the bathroom because in the winter it's so cold when you get out.

    Mona Vanaki
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the distance between fireplace and the shower is not so much. So even if it's intercepted by class steel that small space is not a place for a fireplace.

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    Gergana Petrova
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not bad at all. My parents have an extra wood burning boiler in their bathroom and they us it only during winter. It is awesome because it heats the room and it gives you a lot more hot water at the same time.

    Estefani Licea Madrigal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this is nice I'd love a fireplace in my bathroom

    Miguel Manuel Rummel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I set fire to the rain Watch it burn as I screams out your name "

    Little letitia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I set fire, to the rain watch it burn as I scrub my face!"

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    Malasha Martinez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until there is Fracking in the neighborhood and then you blow up the bathroom.

    Judy Downey
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won't find fracking anywhere near the neighborhoods any of these showers are located.

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    Margaret Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't in the shower. It is on the wall by the shower

    Veronique Anketier
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is more relaxing that taking a shower in a 'house-on-fire' simulator. How chic! ;-)

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    Emily Williams
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh I kinda like that idea, I can't stand in the shower, so I have lame board across the bath, but this, this is cool.

    Les Izmore
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a steam shower. The benches are for when using it as a steam room.

    Sammy MiLd
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as no one else's butt touched the seat, I'd be okay with this...once in a while

    Mer CDs
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never go to toilet in a rest, bar, airport,....?

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    L.j. Bus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that's thinking there must be a build in steam cabin option if there's a seat like that and a door to be completely closed in?

    Jb Dean
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a shower or sauna?

    Barbi Lucas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember NEVER get your feelers caught!

    Amy Force
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha... it's a masturbation chair! XD```

    Deana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like pictures I have seen of rooms they use in Scientology.

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    Doug Stringham
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently wasting water is very cosmopolitan.

    Sweep the Leg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was thinking the same thing. It would be cool to be under a shower like this, but it's very wasteful.

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    Jeannie Carle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let us hope this water goes through recycling and cleaning :-)

    Roxanne Stuart
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this would be a fabulous shower o3o I want. Also, to those who say it's wasting water: It goes to the water treatment centre and gets filtered back into usable water, I see no problems with this. The only problem I see, is how the hell the shower is going to drain fast enough to deal with that onslaught of water o-o...

    Banana Pundae
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh, yeah that's what I would do

    Jb Dean
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wanted to shower under a waterfall but unless their water is instantly recycled, this is a waste!

    kat lia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, to be rich... i wonder how it feels?

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    Barbi Lucas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not very wheelchair friendly!

    deborah darsie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The residents might need one soon with that shower\bath!

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    Jim Phoenix
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How stupid can people get?!?!?!?! Steps. STEPS! STEPS!!!!!! IN THE SHOWER😩😩😩😩

    Cesi Baca
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great way to break something.

    D Rolls
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How-- how is that a shower? I'd take that as my dining room.

    Mona Vanaki
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I can see it's more like a jacuzzi pool. Can see jacuzzi jets .

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is just impractical since the water would spill all over the room.

    Little letitia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would it? That's why the steps are there, to lower the floor creating a shower tray of sorts...

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    AcousticGString
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to be honest ... if this was my shower, my water bill would sky rocket because I'd be having my own little sing along disco party every day I showered.

    D Rolls
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be like you're on stage, with the lighting

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    Klaus Marrer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me this looks like a regular shower with lights, a lot of lights, but still a regular shower

    Kikka io
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is emotional shower, very beautifull and relaxing

    Leslie Martinez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A agree about the bill going up but i honestly prefer showering in the dark so i i like this one

    Jb Dean
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put up a couple black light posters, pipe in some Jimi Hendrix & Janis Joplin, invite over some friends and it's the 60s all over again! 🤣

    Becca A
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone can get these shower heads online and they even have some that change color. Just look it up or try Groupon.

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    Chris Macdonald
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just wouldn't do this in Scotland

    Rosario Christensen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we stayed in a hotel resort with a shower like this and i had to call a staff to get rid of a wandering snake.

    Gretchen Clarke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Outdoor showers are actually pretty sweet. My parents have one at their house, at the beach, and use it year round. Even when temps are in the 30's F.

    Alex Green
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family rents beach houses pretty often, I always call the outdoor shower regardless of the time of year

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    Laurie Bravo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In japanese culture, this is just perfect! I don't think this is wrong, just different.

    Arty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perfect for warm countries!

    Renan Machado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open-air showers are amazing...sadly enough I live in a flat..

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THis one might make sense if e.g. connected to a saune. Not exactly something you need to be rich for.

    Brahmsylove
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me there aren't treacherous spiders in Scotland. I want to go back again and live there this time. I'll never travel to Hawaii or Australia for that reason.

    Tanya Lerm
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In South Africa, (and other popular tourist destinations in Africa) outside showers is a bonus at your accommodation. And even a lot of houses have them. We love showering outside. Ours are even more open than this.

    Carol Taylor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it would be fine if you were out bush and no immediate neighbours..but not for suburban Melbourne...

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    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like to bathe in my shower water, it's already gotten dirty or soapy. Also, that looks like a really shallow bath, is this even really for bathing or is it more of a spa?

    Robin Costulas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have no way of knowing how deep that bath is because that's just a drawing of a person.

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    Kiwi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person in the background though...

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. The water would be too cold by the time you felt it. 2. You'd need a pool filter. 3. How many maids does this person have?

    Robyn Scott
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one can see you pee in your shower cubicle....but here..........

    Johnny Keroscene
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im guilty of really liking this shower... I personally plug the drain to soak my feet, and wash those second to last :). The shallower the better though, i dont like wasting water. :c

    Daniel Law
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's always my second thought whenever I see things like this or huge expanses of window glass.

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    Katia Sawaya
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell is this? I'd be too disgusted to stand in that puddle of water collecting all my dead cells and dirty soap

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah, dude in the background just peeping

    Kerrigan Stemke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would not be able to stand it AND IM 11

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