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Food. One of great pleasures of life. Cakes and cupcakes, pizzas and hamburgers, soups and stews, croissants and creme brulee (my personal favourite), and many many more sweet and savoury dishes make our life so much more satisfying and wonderful! Lingvistov has been drawing funny comics and illustrations with food jokes for a long time and have chosen their favourite ones for this post to make all of your foodies there smile!
If you love food (and who doesn’t, really?), you’ll love these Lingvistov illustrations. There’s humour in everything and food is no exception!
More info: lingvistov.com
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Dakota Zayat 9 years ago
no matter how much junk i eat, i stay the same weight, if not lose some
AttackOnTitanIsAwesome 9 years ago
I LOVE food but lucky me I have a very fast metabolism so I stay skinny, but I stay so skinny I get teased by it a lot :(
AgnesAuxiliatrix 9 years ago
Hell, for me it's GAIN weight. My metabolism (along with my sweat glands) are those workaholics you see at the office you do their job like their lives depend on it.
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124points
NikkiG 9 years ago
right?? or when they ask how you can eat so much, like, wtf bru
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MáyumiKakizaki 9 years ago
I "forgot" I ate, because I never feel hungry OR full. So I'll eat, no problem.
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Jim Langton 9 years ago
When your friend asks for a bite and you say yes but your face says no!
Dakota Zayat 9 years ago
and THIS, my friend, is why i am going to be single for the rest of my life
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TonyReynolds 9 years ago
While some of these are funny, this post has nothing to do with foodies. It's about food, but liking food doesn't make you a foodie. Having an educated and discriminating palette does.
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JohnDoe 9 years ago
I love it! As a big man who loves food, I've always been discriminated against, and everyone around me make me feel like eating is evil, i always wonder why our bodies were made sensitive to weight, i believe we all should've been born fat! Thank you.
Wynk2u 9 years ago
My motto: Eat in moderation if u can. If u know that 1 more bite is gonna take u from full to sick STOP. Save some for later.
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GlynisLailann 9 years ago
Pizzas and burgers seem to dominate in this post. Seriously, there are more exciting things to eat than that.
DwiPurwanti 9 years ago
God has just made my wish come true, being able to eat anything I want and not get too fat.
Kalvyn Evans 9 years ago
None of these are "foodie" quotes. These are just jokes about eating.
AlexVics 9 years ago
Human, like any living being seeks to get pleasure by the simplest way. Eating is one of a simplest way to get pleasure for many and many men. If you see the fat man — you see the man who haven't other ways to get the pleasure and/or he doesn't feel the desire and necessity to find another method. Human is so clever to think out any vindication of own habitual method of getting the pleasure and so lazy to change it. ...\\\\·›
JohnDoe 9 years ago
I love it! As a big man who loves food, I've always been discriminated against, and everyone around me make me feel like eating is evil, i always wonder why our bodies were made sensitive to weight, i believe we all should've been born fat! Thank you.
Wynk2u 9 years ago
My motto: Eat in moderation if u can. If u know that 1 more bite is gonna take u from full to sick STOP. Save some for later.
Load More Replies... GlynisLailann 9 years ago
Pizzas and burgers seem to dominate in this post. Seriously, there are more exciting things to eat than that.
DwiPurwanti 9 years ago
God has just made my wish come true, being able to eat anything I want and not get too fat.
Kalvyn Evans 9 years ago
None of these are "foodie" quotes. These are just jokes about eating.
AlexVics 9 years ago
Human, like any living being seeks to get pleasure by the simplest way. Eating is one of a simplest way to get pleasure for many and many men. If you see the fat man — you see the man who haven't other ways to get the pleasure and/or he doesn't feel the desire and necessity to find another method. Human is so clever to think out any vindication of own habitual method of getting the pleasure and so lazy to change it. ...\\\\·›
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