Hey Pandas, Share Some Of The Weirdest Stock Photos You Have Seen (Closed)

There's an old tradition A game we all can play You start by getting liquored up And sharpening your blade You take a shot of whiskey You grab your knife and pray And you spread apart your fingers And this is what you say! [Verse 2] Oh I have all my fingers The knife goes chop! Chop! Chop! If I miss the spaces between My fingers will come off And if I hit my fingers Blood will soon come out But all the same I play this game 'Cause that's what it's all about! [Verse 3] No, you can't use a pencil! You can not use a pen! The only way is with a knife When danger is your friend And some may call it stupid Some may call it dumb But all the same we play this game Because it's so damn fun [Verse 4] Oh! I have all my fingers The knife goes chop! Chop! Chop! If I miss the spaces in between My fingers will come off! And if I hit my fingers The blood will soon come out But all the same I play this game 'Cause that's what it's all about! [Verse 5] Oh! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! I'm picking up the speed And if I hit my fingers Then my hand will start to bleed!

Um help them

Today, kids, we learn how to cut off our fingers!

Why are all the boys blond and aren't grandma's the ones who come a be like ´ oh my poor dear you hit your toe let's go to the emergency roóm´

Ok i have a question. Should i edit my teachers face onto the chickens?

i can't breathe - gotta show this to my teachers.

What in the actual heck...

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahha

This is what the feature hold for us humans.

I'm not dissapointed either.

...then the bird and human unzip, revealing a bird in the cage and a human in the chair - impostors.

I have no words for this... none at allll...

I- I know this is two dif images together but what the actual fawk-

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clerk: and what size jeans are you looking for specifically? me: yes.

Well cover on we’ve all seen this... right???

ME

That old lady is me and the man is life.

she said no

Lemme guess, the guy proposes (in his underwear for some reason, while the lady is in a very pretty dress) and she says no (I wonder why...) so he commits murder?

first of that is a huge diamond second of all he is like 30 and she looks like 50

Mwahaha i finaly got revenge against you for flooding my house. Now prepare to die you fishy fish

Why would you murder a innocent goldfish, why?

just why.

He's questioning his life choices

You know that "blobfish" is actually pretty normal looking before someone pulls it out of it's pressurized home and it explodes.

yes blobfish appreciation

why is the guy having an existential crisis?

h3tcegiuo uhghh that makes me ✨UNCOMPHY✨

Not now potato friend

It’s a raw potato.. Ew

Potato! I already said you're not my type! Please...just go

That's just silly xD

Now i finally get his inheritance

That looks hella uncomfortable

He'd like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty.

this one is actually sort of wholesome tbh

This is how I thought taking a bath was when I was 4

What the heck?