As the title suggests: wrong answers only. An old-timey item's picture is below. Look at it, then tell us what it is. Except, with a twist.

Only the most cursed and wrong answers only.

Winner gets my utmost respect.

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Ryan Krepshaw
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Metal Jesus. He even has the authentic hand holes

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    #2

    Name This Thing. I Think It's A Cat

    Name This Thing. I Think It's A Cat

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    Ryan Krepshaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a Ancester of the Ancient Cerberus Its Mutated bendy form even shows from the long ride up evolution mountain. be careful

    NotAMeme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the devil. Fear it. It can deteriorate your reasoning in seconds

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    #3

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    Grace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a decaying hand

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah your getting him mixed up with Shigaraki. It's totally a spleen.

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    Zeke French
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ain’t thanos that is obviously Batman with darth maul’s lightsaber just before he says you shall not pass then Harry Potter and the ghostbusters come in on the delorion from doctor who

    OminousYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my brother. He was skinned and turned into a prosthetic hand.

    Piper Perez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a Handschuh! ( glove in German )

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    Phoenix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cloning pods in the hospital (the legit answer I came up with as a kid)

    Sofiia Melnikova
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they spawn into existence when you open a pack of sardines

    M_E the Meguca Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the mom and dad plug in the computer, then go on amazon, buy a kid they want, then get it 9 months later, but the postal service is bad so they get it at the hospital covered in strawberry jam

    YosemiteCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the ground the dig their way out

    Katelyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies are actually aliens that come from space but scientists dont want us to know so they make up the "real" story

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    #5

    Bill

    Bill

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BILL NYE YOUR MOM"S A GUY (from the boys I went to school with)

    Ryan Krepshaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prediction of the last stage of evolution we have moved on from use of arms and legs and the head has made room for stomach heart and disposal services

    NotAMeme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill nye Aka mami tomoe (look at the picture VERY closely. Where is his body?)

    NotAMeme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get this you have my upmost respect.

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    OminousYT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice Paramount movie. What’s it called?

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    #6

    Wrong Answers Only.

    Wrong Answers Only.

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man holds another man's hand because he is nervous about his first time using a pen, and multiple people staring at him.

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. It's NOT the representatives of the Empire of Japan on board the USS Missouri in 1945 signing the instrument of surrender that ended a war that killed 33,000,000 people.

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And definitely wasn’t a month after the use of two atomic WMDs that killed nearly a million more

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    Ryan Krepshaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two Parents Signing the papers that will disown they're child. several onlookers waiting with party poppers and whistles.

    Jaclyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone slowly teaching their boss how to do his job and correcting many of his errors while painstakingly pretending boss did it all himself. Some find it hard to hide their annoyance and boredom, so the assistant (to the) manager keeps boss distracted with fawning bows of supplication over his trusty cane.

    OminousYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women writing a book about lesbians.

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    #7

    Name These Things. I Think They're Cats

    Name These Things. I Think They're Cats

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pastry chef's chocolate sculptures: mocha, white chocolate, milk chocolate, and dark chocolate.

    #8

    Wrong Answers Only

    Wrong Answers Only

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a device for curling the edges of lasagna noodles.

    Damon Gates
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting ridges in potato chips,

    Chance Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is a devise to smash.......fing...........e...nvm

    Alyssa Sanden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hair Curler, stick it in the fire and roll it in your hair

    Katelyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A divice that crushes victim's bones to hide that fact that they killed them.

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    #9

    Weird Measuring Device

    Weird Measuring Device

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me my dirty minds just acting up and that ain’t actually what I think it is

    Jaclyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great tool to check depth while cave diving.

    MoonCrusher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who would someone wanna measure hotdog size

    #10

    Why Is The Sky Blue? (Wrong Answers Only)

    Why Is The Sky Blue? (Wrong Answers Only)

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    Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the rainbow malfunctioned.

    YosemiteCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our fishbowl glass is tinted blue

    PjandBolt
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because if it was red it would burn our eyes out

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beacause there another ocean floating above us. The clouds are whitecaps obviously.

    Mike Pence's Fly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sky is blue because blue looks pretty.

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s not a sky, we’re in the Truman show

    Jaclyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sky isn't blue. It's all in your mind. ( I know I'm supposed to put the wrong answer only, but the truth is much more disturbing.)

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    #12

    Who Is This? Wrong Answers Only!

    Who Is This? Wrong Answers Only!

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    NotAMeme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gumi but she picked the wrong hair dye

    NotAMeme
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    3 years ago

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    PjandBolt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strawberry shortcake

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    #13

    What's Her Name? (Hint, It's Not Yuna. Yuna Is Always The Right Answer.)

    What's Her Name? (Hint, It's Not Yuna. Yuna Is Always The Right Answer.)

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    OminousYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's my girlfriend, give her back!

    LONDYN BROWN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously its princess weird no- eye blue hair!

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    Venom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s me. (Self esteem drops to 0)

    Rae sofia the Great
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would say me but thats the right answere

    #15

    Ignore Wrong Photo. The Answer Is Not Princess Or Yuna.

    Ignore Wrong Photo. The Answer Is Not Princess Or Yuna.

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    NotAMeme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sayaka-Chan!!! How many times do I have to say this?!?!

    #16

    Victorian Device For The Effective Treatment Of Piles

    Victorian Device For The Effective Treatment Of Piles

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    ¡ Rachel ¡
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of men staring until it dissappears.

    Jaclyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks far too disturbing to put a funny caption on.

    Chance Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like a rape table i mean i wouldn't trust that many guys.... holy sh*t look at the guy closest to her left side the one thats just staring into our souls

    NotAMeme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A completely wholesome, non-perverse image.