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You will make a complete fool out of yourself many times before you master the art of seduction. Some pickups, however, are so terrible, they deserve the most savage comebacks they can get. To teach you a thing or two about contacting your newest Tinder match, Bored Panda has compiled a list of the worst pickup ideas you should avoid like the cold.

From obnoxious compliments to super-cheesy openers, even Cupid himself couldn't repair the damage these messages made. Don't be in such a rush to hit 'Send;' there's a delete button for a reason. Scroll down to read the cringy pickup disasters and upvote your favorite entries.

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Steve Bowman
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8 years ago

BAM!

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Better ugluyy than typing-challenged.

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    #3

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Hahahaha

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    #4

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    She is sitting on the floor which is lava and you got burnt!

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    #5

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    Zelda
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    12 percent is the mood the guy is feeling now. :/

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    #6

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    Angie Scanes
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    boom

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    #7

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    "Lie to me, Pinocchio !"

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    #8

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    Fraser Crumpler
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Why did the original sender screenshot this?

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    #9

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    He politely explained himself. That`s a gentleman. Go for it ! :D

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    #10

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    And I thought I have terrible pickup lines.

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    #11

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    coffee zombie
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Is he talking to a freezer? Freezer doesn't have a d and should put his d in one :)

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    #12

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    'in a while'...

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    #13

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Overpaid puppy cuddling instructor would be my answer.

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    #14

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    Sophster
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    projection

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    #15

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    Thomas Kolev
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    CREEEEPY!

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    #16

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    coffee zombie
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Sounds like a seedless watermelon

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    #17

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    Neena Lahkar
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    What?! How do I unsee this?

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    #18

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Isn't it illegal to drain juices out of overfed poultry in your country ? Sounds like it should be O_o

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    As an Indian man, I am sorry on his behalf... to you... to Economics... and the most of all.... to the English language.

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    Vlad Horobet
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I don't think he speaks "no".

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    #21

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    Dara
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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    #22

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Dayum!

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    #23

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    'That'guy
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    well that escalated quickly

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    #24

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Well... honest at least.

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    #25

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    Thomas Kolev
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Smooth dude. -_-

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    That is the question.

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    #27

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    Neena Lahkar
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    And you remember you were given the options?!

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    #28

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    Christine
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Polygamy is a thing...

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    #29

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    Angie Scanes
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    niiiiiiiice lol

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    #30

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    A Ghost
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This makes me so uncomfortable

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    #31

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    coffee zombie
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Thank heavens for that one odd doctor.

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    Pamela24
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    What? (No, don't explain if you know more that would make sense, please, I don't wanna know.)

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    #33

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I like how she said "yeah" just to see how bad can it be..

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    #34

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    seems legit

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    #36

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    Lilly Friedman
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    ...this screen shot is from the sender's screen, i don't trust it

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    #37

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    Shana Gray
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Brilliant!!! Lol. I'm still laughing at this one!!

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    #38

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    Saurabh Mistry
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    somebody teach him English and manners.

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    Katie M
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This one is also from the sender's screen...

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    #40

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Put your shovel down, child.

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    #41

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    Vlad Horobet
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Yes, that emoji makes the Oops so legit.

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    #42

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    schmenkman
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    yeah this one's real. not.

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    #43

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    hahahahaha. Owned.

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    #44

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Jamie?

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    athornedrose
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    termites chew right through wood soooo.......

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    #46

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    see, these are the questions.

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Skills acquired over long relationship ? What, you do housework and endure nagging ?

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    coffee zombie
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    There's a last page too. Let's see how desperate you are.

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    #49

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    TrueRavenclaw
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    staged

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    #50

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    must've passed her use-by date :)

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    Julia Previte
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I'm surprised he spelled sugartits right vertically.

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    Eric Cox
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Didn't I just see this one? is there a glitch in the Matrix?

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    #53

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I often wonder why, after thousands of years of civilisation, we are still in an age where we have so many problems. Then, things like this remind me.

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    #54

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    Giorgio Prodoti
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    sooo... I have a small d**k.

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    #55

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    schmenkman
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    this is just stupid. And why did he post it?

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    #56

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    Anthony Talak
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This s**t was deep.

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    #57

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    Just Amiable
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Lmfao 😂 💯 ...

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    #58

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    UniversalMel
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I would lmao

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    #59

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    Hawk
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Damn

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    #60

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    Emma Knappe
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    A*****e

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    #61

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    UniversalMel
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Totally legit

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    #62

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    Nick P
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Block, uninstall, switch off...

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    SnoopyCereal
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    A++ response

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    #64

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    *calls hallmark* - I got a new card for you!

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    #65

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    Edy Eko
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    It doesn't work like you said

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