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Ever been on an awkward first date? Of course you have! It happens to all of us. The combination of anticipation, expectation, nervousness and trying to make a good first impression is a recipe for disaster at times, especially in these days of dating apps and Tinder, when reality meets a carefully curated online persona with a crash.
We here at Bored Panda have rounded up some of the funniest and most cringeworthy tweets under the #worstfirstdate hashtag, kicked off by Jimmy Fallon as part of his legendary hashtag challenges. It’s enough to make you want skip the dates and stay at home! Scroll down below to check them out, and if you just can’t get enough we have more from a previous post here.
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#1
Bored Fox 7 years ago
It was probably just some lonely girl who did not have courage to say that the dude had mistaken her for someone else. Mistakes happen. I was once shopping when 2 girls come to me, said hello and started all kinds of small talk. They asked what I was doing nowadays and when I replied they also told what they were now doing. Later we all realized that we didn't know each other. Those 2 girls thought that I was many years ago in the same school with them and I also thought that those 2 girls were familiar from somewhere but I did not remember where. It was very awkward but funny situation.
Daniel Sipes 7 years ago
Probably just the Illuminati keeping tabs on you. Nothing too serious to worry about.
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#2
Lianidis Guite 7 years ago
The guy was an absolute jerk yes. But she could have just replied with "I thought you'd be taller" and simply left. Why pour his drink on his lap? Imagine if the story was reversed. If it was the guy who felt he was looking cute and the moment he met the girl she says something just as rude. And then he pours her drink on her lap. There'd be a huge hue and cry over this. Even if the story was reversed and it was the woman who was rude first, I still wouldn't approve of having her drink poured on her lap. I'm arguing because as it was the woman who did it, it's wow great job, well done, and so on and so forth. Double standards much? In fact if this comment gets thumbs down and becomes *hidden, it would be a testament to the double standard and sexism that is being ignored and is even being encouraged.
Brad Scott 7 years ago
Really? Your feelings were hurt so you reacted with a physical attack? If you did this to me, you'd be arrested.
Henrique Kenzo 7 years ago
Physical attack? She poured his drink in his lap, not a knife. If you called the police just for this, where I'm from, they would arrest YOU. I'm not even joking, wasting an officer's time isn't exactly a recommended thing to do.
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MPTO TavasziD 7 years ago
and what happened then? oh gosh, i need to know... it's a story worth telling to your grandchild!
Zori the degu 7 years ago
Or she. They don't specialise who's who, so for some reason, I imagined the cop being a woman.
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Joanna Huang 7 years ago
That could ether lead to an awkward moment or a great story to tell their kids
Mimis Nachbarin 7 years ago
yeah, me too I thought there was a fair chance for a funny date...
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#4
Shull GaRett 7 years ago
Im having a dilemma does it triumph next one with double date ;)
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Mr Red 7 years ago
Ok with taking the food but less ok with taking the parents I guess
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#5
Adam Leider 7 years ago
That's an impressive skill - I know people who can blow liquids out their noses, but an onion? Very unique!
#6
Gillian Black 7 years ago
oh my gosh i would have ordered the most s expensive thing on the menu and left
#7
Just a Purpler 7 years ago
I mean I'd cut him some slack, he might've been nervous too and regretted it as soon as it came out of his mouth XD
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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago
Reminds me of, "Thanks, I grow it myself" by Chandler when complimented about his hair
#8
Stille20 7 years ago
...That's pretty extreme... I think the umbilical cord was still attached.
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Gary White 7 years ago
Good thing he checked with his mom or you'd be stuck with both of them.
Jonathan Levich 7 years ago
Reminds me of a new employee we asked to stay late for some OT (corporate environment, finance industry). His called his mom to see if that was something he should be okay with doing and she said no... (No he didn't last long)
#9
Šimon Špaček 7 years ago
Maybe she just wanted to know more about you. Are you a vampire? Are your ancestors from Hungary? Garlic can say a lot...
blugeagua 7 years ago
Or there was no competition at all..... why the hell do some people think women only see ourselves as “competition”? That is absolutely NOT true at all and completely misogynistic.
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Martina Třešková 7 years ago
Noooo... I love italian, I love garlic, but when cooking for my date, especially first date, I'd never go for anything garlicy. Or anything that can stay in your teeth or make you bloated. Lol.
Brianna LaPoint 7 years ago
Garlic is good for the heart. At least thats some healthy cooking!
#10
Shull GaRett 7 years ago
Dude! Now i need to clean my screen! Drinking and reading comments is unsafe nowadays...
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Kate DiLiberto 7 years ago
There seems to be a bit of confusion about different degrees of cousins and how many times removed. Let's say that Mary and Sarah are first cousins, and their common grandparents are John and Elizabeth. Sarah has a child (let's call her Sarah II.) Mary and Sarah II are first cousins once removed. John and Elizabeth are Mary's grandparents and Sarah II's great-grandparents. Mary has a daughter, Mary II. Sara II and Mary II are second cousins. John and Elizabeth are great-grandparents to both of them. Sarah II has a daughter, Sarah III. Mary II and Sarah III are second cousins once removed. John and Elizabeth are Mary's II's great-grandparents, and Sarah III's great-great-grandparents. Mary II has daughter, Mary III. Sarah III and Mary III are third can. John and Elizabeth are great-great-grandparents to both of them.
StinkyMonkey 7 years ago
Thanks for that explanation! Let me just add that there is only a risk with birth defects for first cousins (not to mention awkwardness and possible familial upbringing) anything from second cousins and farther removed is fine, legally and biologically speaking.
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Daniel Losinger 7 years ago
All members of the human species are cousins. Any person you date will be your cousin.
Kimberly Robinson 7 years ago
That's an awkward thing to find out on a first date, to be sure, but third cousins aren't close. Seating at the wedding might be a little complicated, as there will be lots of guests who could sit on either side...
Veronica Kouwenhoven 7 years ago
In most Arab countries first cousins are allowed to marry. In most countries second cousins are allowed to marry. So what is the problem?
Kate DiLiberto 7 years ago
The closet common ancestors of third cousins are one set of great-great-grandparents. That is four generations. Between 0 and 2% of DNA is shared. There is nothing immoral or illegal about third cousins marrying. Any children who come from it will not be inbred.
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France-Andrée Lefebvre 7 years ago
My father and my maternal granddad are first cousins making my paternal grandparents my mom’s uncle and aunt... It wasn’t a problem in the 60s. Third cousins are barely related.
#11
Anne Glassman 7 years ago
Lol yup. First night we were fooling around. Right in his face. Still married 15 years later.
David Conklin 7 years ago
What med caused that? I had ulcers since I was 16 and finally had surgery in '85.
#12
Jacques Francois du Toit 7 years ago
Rather two's a couple, three's a funeral
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Martina Třešková 7 years ago
I'd probably laugh. It's my most common reaction to bizzare situations like that. Morbid in this case, yes, but I can't help it :D
H4unt3dF0r3sts 7 years ago
I would think that would be kind of cool though..... #me being morbid again
Janet Judd 7 years ago
I might find this a little odd, but knowing he's a funeral director, no, not really bad. You don't say how the rest of the date went?
StinkyMonkey 7 years ago
#when you can't construct a normal sentence.. Sorry guys but this sentence pisses me off.
#13
Ryan Field 7 years ago
More than likely the waiter was a friend of the guys and he was his get out of date card if it wasn't going to well...
Marie-Eve Barette 7 years ago
My opinion? Neither guys were gay. They were buddies. And "Dater Guy" took his date(s) to the restaurant where his bud works, for an assessment and reason for dismissal if necessary.
#14
Ben S. 7 years ago
Well, I guess you can always spin it as you helping someone to find god...??
Shika Louis 7 years ago
she could've meant that she liked you and you stopped her from becoming a nun
#15
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
He had her stand outside on purpose so he could ditch her. What an a*s.
Azure Adams 7 years ago
What an a*s! And who can't parallel park as an adult with a drivers license?! Dodged a real bullet there
_WEIRD_ONE_ 7 years ago
HE PROBABLY FORGOT ABOUT YOU OR HE JUST FIGURED YOU WERE ALREADY INSIDE SO YOU DIDNT SEE IT...
#16
Jenna Housley 7 years ago
you can ask him forsure. Worst part about the whole thing he kept talking about himself & the game started & i was like the game is starting and he was like it’s okay! we can miss a little bit......🤦🏽♀️
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Pamda Panda 7 years ago
Totally his fault. No one would ever dress appropriately in that situation.
Ethan Slusser 7 years ago
Honestly that sounds sort of cute. A guy dressed in formal gear and the other person in sports gear. I want to know more about this date.
Riddle-Le-Rifle 7 years ago
ughh u shouldve just said the game would b on in the tv's (if there were tv's) if no just say if he wanted to go to the game (hey most boys like going (not me) so he wouldve prob liked it)
#17
Anne Glassman 7 years ago
I mean.... if my husband came in right now and did that I would push him off and then laugh hysterically. But... we've been together a long time. Also, no one tell him about this because it's exactly the sort of thing he would do.
Greg Hoggarth 7 years ago
How thick is the guy? "I literally just treated you like one of my dogs"
Samantha Phoenix 7 years ago
I think it's hysterical!! It's kinda adorable.
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Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
I kind of love the name....not the guy or the fact that he did that to a first date BUT puppy trumpet is an adorable name for something
Nia Loves Art 7 years ago
Ew, I don't know what his dog's nose is like but my dog's nose is wet and snotty. Not putting my mouth anywhere near there.
#18
Daniel Sipes 7 years ago
How do you use emojis on here? asking for a friend
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#19
Isabel Care 7 years ago
Lots of my dates have spilled their drinks on themselves in front of me ( one guy 4 times on 4 dates) Nervous?
Janet Judd 7 years ago
Hafta explain yourself. This could happen to anybody and it's better to know it's not pee.
Riddle-Le-Rifle 7 years ago
just get the shirt to clover it or make the spot WAY more random and bigger and itll b more bellivable Y U NO IMPROVISE im only 11 and i feel like a geneouse here
#20
Daniel Sipes 7 years ago
That's the kind of prank you pull when you're married, had five kids together, and fully paid off the house.
Angie Chan 7 years ago
Christ, I destroy men because I offer to pay the bill on first dates. I can't even imagine what goes through an adult male's head in this case!
#21
Lara Li 7 years ago
Idiot- I don't know where men our age still get the idea that dinner equals sex. Always thought only idiots from the 80s do that
Diandra “Mistress Didi” Blackthorn 7 years ago
Did you file a police report for reckless endangerment of your life? Did you tell other people his name and what he did to protect them in the future? Making a LEGAL public record of who and what is taking a step towards creeps control. THIS is what mothers and fathers should teach their daughters to ensure that the next young lady who suffers this offense reports him, too, and that his reputation will eventually make him accountable for endangerment. The next person who has to suffer such offense may not be lucky enough to make it to a gas station to have someone pick her up. And all that will happen is the police will tell her parents how sad they are while this creep who IS responsible for endangering her life is not even on the radar for his part in her death. Since this is exactly what DID happen to My neighbor's daughter, be warned and be responsible for what you CAN do.
Catherine Marshall 7 years ago
At least he put you out. I had a blind date try to kill me because I refused. He kept saying "you owe me. I spent money on you". Never ran into him again. Thank God! 43 years ago, and I'm still traumatized.
George Hopwood 7 years ago
If someone actually tried to kill you then you need to go to the police.
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Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
Every woman can be bought. Sometimes you just need more money..
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#23
Zori the degu 7 years ago
What is this commercial? I'd be interested to see it. :)
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Angie Chan 7 years ago
You should just be happy the father didn't have a gun trained on the back of your head the whole time...as far as you know.
#24
Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
The waiter definitely should have clarified that for you! As far as I know, a "roll" is an individual piece of sushi! Geez!
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Darkisbjorn 7 years ago
One long time ago, I was at a famous rural restaurant and ordered three steaks, one for each, which was followed by the waiter replying: "First time here, right?... Here comes a steak for another table, have a look a it..." The steak was the size of the table, being one more than enough for the three of us. So, yes, the waiter could've helped you there
Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
Last year, my husband and I were in Asturias (northern Spain), a region known for its giant servings of food. We'd just been hiking and stopped at a nice place and started ordering a bit of everything (cheese platter, croquettes, black sausage, etc.) and the waiter told us to STOP! Hahaha! He was really nice about it and we thanked him later because wow... The amount of food was incredible. Where we live, a cheese platter usually contains several slices of different cheeses; but there it consisted of entire wedges! The croquette serving where we're from is usually 4 or 5 pieces, but there one serving was 10 croquettes!
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Ben Smith 7 years ago
Lol, what kind of idiot server wouldn't warn you...or your date who probably had sushi before...
未周 陸 7 years ago
Maybe, it was also the Date's First Time to a Sushi place?! LOL
Load More Replies... Marie-Eve Barette 7 years ago
Couldn't you tell, from the price, that it was not what you had in mind?
Cherie Barnard 7 years ago
Hahahahaha!! I had a similar experience once. A guy I liked ordered 12 salmon rolls. The waiter thought he wanted 12 portions. As in 12 times 4. The look on his face when they showed up at the table with 36 salmon rolls was priceless. It was a buffet so no take aways was allowed and you have to pay for each piece you don't eat. We were quite sick of salmon rolls after that.
Cherie Barnard 7 years ago
S**t my math is bad... it was 12 times 3, not 4.
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Elizabeth Ferguson 7 years ago
Borrowing $10 straight off the bat should've been a Red Flag...
Gary White 7 years ago
Look at it this way, it cost you only 10 dollars to find out "Oh Hell no!!!"
Azure Adams 7 years ago
What an a*s! Why did you give him money? Never ever give them money without a commitment
#27
ICanSORelate 7 years ago
Is it weird that I think that's kinda cool? The part where the ex-wife was on such friendly terms with the fella who felt comfortable enough to bring you by, albeit intoxicated. I could be they shared children. Is it lame that I sorta think this scenario may have possibly laid down groundwork for an awesome Blended Family? Just wondering....
#28
Lindsay Ameye 7 years ago
The joke was on her because who will have been burping up garlic fumes for days after?
Cerys Dunbar 7 years ago
my response would be: "oh i just thought you were suspicious of me being a vampire"
#29
Riddle-Le-Rifle 7 years ago
ppl should lear from thee elderly not trying to b cheesy but they wanted to help SO much
#30
Angie Chan 7 years ago
Need more!! It could have always been, "All those years ago, he knocked me off my feet. Sure, it was with his car, but..."
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#32
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
Tried to be an "independent woman"? Seriously? By walking ahead of him and opening your own door? That's the lamest thing I've heard today. First off it was rude to walk ahead of him, second that's not what being an "independent woman" means and women like that make smart feminists look bad. I think the anecdote is funny though.
Kjorn 7 years ago
thank you for such intelligent remark! being independant and feminist doesn't mean not appreciate being treated like a princess.
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Lululoohoo 7 years ago
independent woman does not equal being rude by walking ahead of someone, you can easily just say "oh i got it" when he starts reaching for the door.
Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
LOL Something similar happened to my in-laws when they were dating (not their first date). He was going over to pick her up and I think he was reallly late or something because she went out all angry and sat in the car without even looking at him. When the car didn't start moving she said "Well? Let's go!" And this tiny scared voice said "Who... are you?" She'd gotten into someone else's car and scared the poor guy! (This was decades ago in Spain when almost everybody had the exact same car, a Fiat 600.) XD
Sally Hamilton 7 years ago
Always let the man open any door........it's part of their job, trust me darlin, a man whom opens doors for you is a keeper
Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
Part of their job? You DO know it’s not 1875, right? You want to be treated like an equal, open your own damn door. And pay for your own dinner. And drinks. Or would you like men to say “spread your legs, it’s part of your Job”? Didn’t think so..
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GEEZUS WOMEN try to SHOW OFF b "INDEPENDANT WUT DOES OPENING A CAR DOOR HAVE TO DO W/ "independant" GALS ALWAYS TRYING TO SHOW OFF IT MAKES ME RAGGE QUIT I HATE GIRLS SOMETIMES (not gay)
#33
annibell way 7 years ago
She's so me. I'm the worst with faces. I remember clothing and hair before faces. If I went on a date and the guy wore a jacket, if he took it off ij wouldn't know who he was LOL
Weslord 7 years ago
Do you have the thing where you can't tell the differences between faces?
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#34
Šimon Špaček 7 years ago
Did he take care of you? If yes, he is definitely a guy you should see again.
Greg Hoggarth 7 years ago
You must have really hit your toe hard to break it, while wearing shoes.
Helen Burgess 7 years ago
my toes snap like twigs. they barely even bend anymore!
Load More Replies... Lululoohoo 7 years ago
how in the world did you stub your toe THAT hard to cause that kind of injury??!
Riddle-Le-Rifle 7 years ago
if not JUST THINK would u do dat for him most women no probobly u yes but most women no they JUST SIT AROUND NOT TRYING TO TOUCH THE BLOOD AND CALL THE AMBULANCE BUT CALL COPS INSTED IF U CAN HELP DO IT but if u cant dont i mean im 11 girls me age should know team work THEY HOGG THE BALL AND NEVER GET A POINT our fist match was 6-0 I MEAN SRSLY AND ME coach (girl coach) said we would dominate the field so they had to put restrictions on us bc we know how do b a team girls just get angry bc they all want the ball and girls vs boys in gun games boys always revive each other even if they across map and about to win (i cheked out different pplm playing on you tube) and the girls just get the car and drive away even if u revived them a minuet ago TRYING TO B INDEPENDANT LIKE I SAID ON ME LAST POSTcso vote down if u think this aint true vote up if u say girls gota pay a lil more attention plz do the right thing girls this post is now the largest poest on bored panda
John Peloquin 7 years ago
I absolutely would have stuck around to be sure she was ok. What a story- and a great memory if you otherwise hit it off.
Katherine Richardson Âû 7 years ago
Eight hours for a broken toe with stitches. Should've been like 3.awful.
#35
Ashley Say Wha?!? 7 years ago
I lol'd over this comment! But seriously, ur right, she is!
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Lodogg 3323 7 years ago
That's when you take granny out and show her a good time. Be a gentleman. Then... after granny gives her blessing, the younger girl will come around.
#36
Gary White 7 years ago
That's not getting to know anyone. That's getting interviewed for a mom/housekeeper.
Marcia J. Downing 7 years ago
And these guys wonder why they can't find a decent woman! IDIOTS!!!
#37
Katherine Richardson Âû 7 years ago
Not at all he's intimidated and afraid of looking stupid. He wasn't trying to be sexist.
Load More Replies... Sally Hamilton 7 years ago
why? because women can't be rocket scientists or brain surgeons, or heart surgeons? asshat!!
Joyce Berman 7 years ago
A little while after my mother died, I suggested to my very intelligent father that he could meet some women through Mensa. He said, "I don't want a smart wife." Ouch. Sorry mom.
#38
Royal_Emperor 7 years ago
NSA is like GOD, the moment they talk back you are in trouble.
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Th fact that he thinks the government spy you is not the problem. If he really thinks he can prevent it with tape...
Mont 7 years ago
Exactly. The government is definitely spying on us, not sure tape is the solution.
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Martina Třešková 7 years ago
I had an ex who woud do that just to see the reaction... if you played along, you'd be a keeper :D But you never know if he is or isn't joking.
Qwerty 1212 7 years ago
It's true, and I don't see how that would make it a #worstfirstdate, he was being cautious.
Janet Judd 7 years ago
Good to find out about paranoid beliefs/delusions right off the bat. I experienced something similar to this but not until a few months in and the guy went off his meds. Really. He had bipolar disorder and didn't like taking meds. It was really difficult.
#39
Gary White 7 years ago
Wow. You learned all you needed to know in minutes. Millhouse...you're good.
Adogcalledkitty 7 years ago
She wasn't that wasted if she still remembered her schedule (well, part of it)
Judy Semmens 7 years ago
We don't really know that she did remember her schedule. Tom might have been the previous night!
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Riddle-Le-Rifle 7 years ago
I TOLD U THE GIRLS USED TO HAVE LESS POWER FOR REASONS NOW THEY THINK THEY KING OF WORLDS tomb boys listen tell ur fellow girls to b more like u pplz wont want to marry anyone else trust me its the cuple that haz been the most matched
Riddle-Le-Rifle 7 years ago
omg guyz im SOOOOO sorry no im not gonna blame it on my lil brother but i used to b so sexist im sorry if i offended anyone
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#40
ambernina 7 years ago
.............. how do you elbow someone in the face when you're trying to kiss them?????????
Cerys Dunbar 7 years ago
wait...arent you A MEANT to kiss someone with your elbows???
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#41
Gary White 7 years ago
Wow. No guessing games or 2nd chance to improve there. Now let's see, where is that block call feature?
#42
Riddle-Le-Rifle 7 years ago
so? maybe he was searching for a date for his brother and plus that is a comercial for therapy lessons on how to b more understandable
_WEIRD_ONE_ 7 years ago
WOW... DAMN DANIEL (LOL IF THAT WAS HIS NAME) (NO OFFENSE TO PEOPLE NAMED DANIEL)
#43
Ingrid Tsai 7 years ago
Maybe he didn't you know, like she switched jobs afterwards.
Load More Replies... Catherine Marshall 7 years ago
I was new on the job, and everyone was going out for pizza after work. He invited me along. When we got there, his wife was sitting at the table with their toddler in her arms. He knew she would be there. He used me to make her jealous. I didn't even know it was a date.
#44
Heidrance 7 years ago
i mean, spending $2000 at a walgreens in half an hour seems like kind of an impressive accomplishment.
Lisa Beatty 7 years ago
And why would you leave your wallet with a stranger you jet met. Silly.
ICanSORelate 7 years ago
And how many minutes/hours/days was it before you pressed charges for his fraudulent activity? This one ought to be posted on www.idatedthatdouche.com . Sheesh!
Katriana Imnotgoingtosaymylastnametoanybody 7 years ago
They don't actually check those when you sign. I once saw a lady have her toddler sign for her as a way to entertain the kid.
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Riddle-Le-Rifle 7 years ago
what is thr dat a guy would like exept if he was a pervert then 100,000,000 tampons :I
#45
Hugo Raible 7 years ago
Were you the same girl as the girl with the garlic pizza? Asking for a friend.
Marie-Eve Barette 7 years ago
Have you thought that this guy might actually be mortified he high fived you 'cause he was nervous and couldn't decide on what was the best thing to do at that moment?
ICanSORelate 7 years ago
I am guilty of doing that to a guy who caught me under the misletoe.....in a crowded room.....where everyone else went along with it for Sport. Oh well lol
#46
Anne Glassman 7 years ago
Surprising someone on a first date doesn't sound like the best way to go... for so many reasons
#47
Gabi Horvath 7 years ago
Just how long were you getting ready if he could eat dinner during this time?
Erica Rittle 7 years ago
Hi there, this was my tweet. He showed up over an hour early so he could hangout with his friend who was at my house. I had just gotten off a 9 hour lifeguard shift so a shower was needed and long hair takes a minute to blow dry. I was ready by the agreed upon date time.
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Sierra Batten 7 years ago
He could have just gotten you something to eat, or a snack at the movie, or better yet you could have just bought yourself something?
Erica Rittle 7 years ago
Hi! This was my tweet. He was friends with a guy that was talking to my sister and showed up over an hour early because said friend was already over at my house. My family is huge and so dinner was always potluck style. They had just made burgers and hotdogs when he arrived. I had just gotten off of working at a lifeguard and was pretty gross.. definitely needed a shower and I had really long hair so it takes a minute to blow dry. He ate while I was in the shower. I didn’t realize until we went straight to the movies.
Silly Panda 7 years ago
Awww, your family must have enjoyed dining with him. It's awesome to have a partner who fits right in.
Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
You took enough time to get ready for him to have dinner?! No wonder he took the offer..
#48
Silly Panda 7 years ago
It sounds like you dodged a bullet! Please send me some bamboo, thanks.
Riddle-Le-Rifle 7 years ago
geezus so spoiled look b nice he had a crises he wants u to think good of him AND U JUST RAGE AT HIM FOR BENG INOCENT LOOK HE DID NOT FORCE U ASKING SOMEONE TO DANCE OVER & OVER AGAIN ISNT FORCING
Catherine Marshall 7 years ago
what's sad is that these guys always end up marrying/ living with some poor misguided girl.And then he reproduces!
#49
Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
No, no.. a woman actually walking into a hooters with someone on a first date deserves nothing better.
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Sandy Clark 7 years ago
All I can see is their annoying TV commercial, but they do have decent fries~
Load More Replies... ICanSORelate 7 years ago
with all due respect.....you had to know you were taking a chance....by seeking out a potential relationship ON [Said website]. He was probably on his phone seeking out more Desperatinas. And to everyone offended: Cite me a [Said website] success story, please. Drinks on me if you can.
Riddle-Le-Rifle 7 years ago
THAT WOULD B THE BEST GIRL FRIENDU COULD EVER FIND (if the guy was a girl) other girl rl =y worse they dont c it but OHHHHHHHHHH THEY BLIND
#50
Angie Chan 7 years ago
Note how she did not say that he stated it was his job. He was "interested" in them. If that ain't a red flag for a serial killer, I don't know what is.
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Kristel 7 years ago
Oops, did not reply on your message. See my post in this comment section
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#51
Katherine Richardson Âû 7 years ago
Some kind of fetish I guess. People are weird.
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Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
You have a dirty mind. Nothing sexual about stuffing a hand into your mouth - at least not in MY book..
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P.Brux FHell 7 years ago
Why lie when things cannot get any better? Just get outta there regardless of whatever...
Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
THIS is assault.... maybe not sexual but I'm pretty sure it's some kind. Why isn't anyone flipping out about this? Oh wait is it because it didn't involve a boob???
Diandra “Mistress Didi” Blackthorn 7 years ago
Had to get someone to call to pretend so she could leave...
#52
Paul K. Johnson 7 years ago
That was a question I had to ask every patient I saw. It's unbelievable how many think there are 52 states. I'm pretty sure they confuse our country with a deck of cards.
Greg Hoggarth 7 years ago
Or maybe they're time travelling from the future, where Guam and Puerto Rico have been admitted.
Load More Replies... Jordy Star 7 years ago
Oh...The United States of America. The District of Columbia is a federal district, not a state. Many lists include DC and Puerto Rico, which makes for 52 "states and other jurisdictions".
Lindsay Ameye 7 years ago
Some would argue that Saudi-Arabia and Israël are those extra states. Don't shoot the messenger, just saying.
איילת שביט 7 years ago
Pretty sure I would've been informed had I became a citizen of the US.
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Alia G. 7 years ago
Ok, I have nothing against vegans, but trying to make other people vegan is just not ok.
Izzy's Maid 7 years ago
I am an ex-vegetarian who is now a "pesky" tarian (I eat seafood as a compromise to my husband). But...SHEESH. Doing this to someone is only going to make them want to eat it MORE....BTW...I LOVE SUSHI!!!
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Silly Panda 7 years ago
I'm a vegan who loves sushi made with avocado and yams instead of fishies.
India Jula 7 years ago
I’m a vegetarian, but people should do whatever makes them happy, as long as they’re not hurting anyone.
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Carrie Ann Allen 7 years ago
Why isn't "Of" capitalized? ...Just trying to understand this new language....
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Alex Craig 7 years ago
There is no way I would have gone on that hike. You are either very brave or very turstworthy. Either one can get you killed.
未周 陸 7 years ago
Last time I checked, Lady Gaga was the one wearing Heels to Hike. But even in her Heels to Hike, it was still during the Daytime, though! LOL
Cats4Life 2 years ago
Not funny, even I got the lady, they just came from the date and didn't have a change of shoes so she had to hike in heels to the so called deer and saw coyotes instead. If your thinking she could just go barefoot, like there are animals that poop there. So like
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Melissa Caywood 7 years ago
Sounds more like a difference in senses of humor than an actual bad date.
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李米娜 (Mina) 7 years ago
RE: איילת שביט In what kind of an accidentally ridiculous world do you live in where reaching out to grab boobs across a table is an accident?I would have felt completely embarassed, afraid and uncomfortable, because somebody so obviously intentionally sexually assaulted me, no matter how small an issue it seems to some
Mike Irwin 7 years ago
Hope you had knife and fork in hand - and turned into Lady MunchingHand !
Rachel Hutton 7 years ago
He literally reached across the table, and cupped her breast in his hand. What part of that was accidental????
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Katherine Richardson Âû 7 years ago
I wouldn't have given anyone c**p for that or ever told anyone. Things happen. Even at that age I wasn't typical.
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Angie Chan 7 years ago
When we get older, we learn to ask our friends to hide in the shadows--and only come out when things go wrong.
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Catherine Marshall 7 years ago
I had a steady boyfriend who ALWAYS took me to Red Lobster. I'm allergic to shellfish.
the shapeshifter and the witch (Young Avengers) 7 years ago
Waffle House is worthy of your nice clothes
Riddle-Le-Rifle 7 years ago
wut wrong w/ waffle ho... OMG IS THER SOMETHING WRONG W/ IT OMG OMG OMG CANADA HALP :P
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Mikleo 7 years ago
If everyone just pays what they ate, then there is nothing wrong with splitting the bill. Although in this case, his food was apparently far more expensive and he tried to split the bill in half, which is not a nice thing to do.
Angie Chan 7 years ago
I have a friend whose sister had a guy approach the house like this. My friend calmly put down his dinner utensils, excused himself from the dinner table, walked out to greet the new boyfriend...and punched him in the face and demanded that he walk up to the front door and ask for his sister like a gentleman. He proudly stated that the guy did so, did not repeat the mistake, and they are still dating. X-D
Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
The punching I also would have done. But no way in hell he would have taken my sister anywhere. Ever.
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Sabrina Huber 7 years ago
Ok... I scrolled past the first one, but is no one going to admit that they are bothered by seeing it called a 'convenient store'??
schrodingershart 7 years ago
"Convenient" is (was?) the name of a brand of convenience stores.
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Anne Glassman 7 years ago
Time to give him a list of reasons he can read tomorrow as to why he woke up in a dumpster.
Alwin Langevoort 7 years ago
You actually went on the date after that?! Guess he was wrong at #1..
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Judith Sullivan 7 years ago
I almost never respond to things like this; but this needs a comment. Bri, you might want to use a bit more empathy with people. The person you mentioned "who had zero personality or humor" was possible scared while with you. Think about it.
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Silly Panda 7 years ago
Maybe he was intimidated by being on a date with a beautiful woman. P.S. Please send bamboo!
Victor Esménard 7 years ago
Yeah, that wouldn't have stopped me... You're lucky it did scare him...
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李米娜 (Mina) 7 years ago
yeah WHUT? "in the event of a fire, please get to your nearest emergency exi- OH NO, you're all screwed, soz"
Load More Replies... Helen Burgess 7 years ago
i went to the movies with a guy who actually DID have a seizure. we dated for about seven years.
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Iris Omri-Engler 7 years ago
I had bruises on my cheeks after my ex kissed me. Many asked me if he'd beating me lol
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Diana Snow 7 years ago
I dont take money on a date if im the obe who was invited out.
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TheKnightOwl 7 years ago
Poor in manners more than anything. If you can't afford to take someone to the carnival, don't go to the carnival. You certainly don't ask your date for money (particularly on a first date), and not give her the change.
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I❤️My cat 7 years ago
Yeah I know there’s no issue for now but what if you break up? Custody battles :(
Load More Replies... Hugo Raible 7 years ago
Good that you left -- for him. Who would want to be with a person who doesn't want to adopt cat? (Chances are that you just didn't get his joke.)
Angeline Gresso 6 years ago
Maybe he knows that's the only way you'll keep coming back to him 😁
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Hugo Raible 7 years ago
So... why again is being poor making him a bad person? Ah yes, I forgot, because men are supposed to pay.
Samantha Phoenix 7 years ago
Not necessarily but he certainly can't afford to be dating.
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Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago
I mean if I was in that position I would go out with him but I would appreciate a heads up. Like that's a pretty big deal to not tell someone they're living in their car before a date.
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Friedlander Rosenzweig 7 years ago
You didn’t do anything wrong. HIS Mom has SOME work to do...
Alex Craig 7 years ago
Or the Aunt and his mother forced him to do something he didn't want to do.
Load More Replies... Hugo Raible 7 years ago
So what? He decided you are not a match. Why should he pay for your ticket? SMH.
Katinka Min 7 years ago
In todays world there is no reason why a broke, male teenager should pay everything out of his pocket alone. Still, not bringing a girl home is shockingly bad manners.
Gerry Higgins 7 years ago
If he doesn't like you he's obviously gay. Worse than that he's cheap!
Katriana Imnotgoingtosaymylastnametoanybody 7 years ago
You didn't use that comma correctly; that should be a semicolon instead. Please don't tell others to use commas if you don't know how to use them correctly yourself.
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Adrienne Early 7 years ago
If someone is going to order for you, that implies they pay. They can't assume your financial situation. What if you only brought $5?
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Heather Johnson 7 years ago
That kind of stuff doesn't bother me because you pretty much have zero control when your body doesn't agree with something and wants to expel it
李米娜 (Mina) 7 years ago
Yeah, people do what people do, you cant help throwing up, bet the poor guy was mortified
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Poseidon Cheez 7 years ago
Your a good person to give it a second. I mean he did not know he was going to get sick
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Alia G. 7 years ago
Kiss cams kinda bother me... they put people in such awkward situations...
Trisha Dragon 7 years ago
I don't even understand why they are a thing. I don't really ever want to see that.
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Trisha Dragon 7 years ago
I consider PDA disrespectful to my wife. She'd prefer I was more affectionate I know but my mind set is that side of me is hers and hers alone. Doesn't help that I'm old enough and gay enough to have been in since horrible situations by even perceived PDA I suppose. I certainly don't have issue with others who find PDA to be acceptable but it just doesn't strike me as a particularly good thing to do. I love her so much I guess there's a kind of reverence I don't want to diminish. Feelings can go so deep frivolity feels inappropriate. Weird how love can complicate the littlest of things. Wierder still that love can have so many valid approaches and viewpoints across a huge spectrum.
Kristel 7 years ago
My boyfriend and I are not into PDA too. It is just for us. The only thing might be a kiss on the lips when we are at close friends and one of us has to go earlier or something. But other than that, we keep it to ourselves.
Load More Replies... Anne Glassman 7 years ago
You'd think with all of the technology at their disposal, people could opt in to the kiss cam
Alex Craig 7 years ago
From Oz and this is only just catching on here and not with all sports. But always thought it was a bit of fun. It's not like you have to involve tounge, a little peck would have been ok. Surely?
Rogue Angel 7 years ago
I'd have kissed him on the cheek... harmless and doesn't mean anything..
Judy Semmens 7 years ago
The lady has Chicago showing as her location on Twitter.
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Nomadus Aureus 7 years ago
What's wrong with going to the zoo on a first date? <-confused wildlife biology student
Anne Glassman 7 years ago
Not the zoo part. That's incidental. The no air conditioning was the dealbreaker.
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Erin Sheppard 7 years ago
Nothing except this is Texas heat, no one wants to go to the zoo in Texas heat. Besides the animals stay cool in the shade and covered areas and we never see them.
Dani Larkin 5 years ago
“Those who sweat together don’t stay together” Those words are true I went travelling to my our friends place with my sister and her boyfriend (now ex) in his car and the aircon didn’t work we were sweating our butts off. They broke up less than a month later.
TheKnightOwl 7 years ago
Zoo dates are lovely, but not in the height of Summer. I'm in Australia, but I presume Texas has similar Summers to us. Air conditioning is essential.
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Rebekah 7 years ago
Convenience store buffet? Like All-You-Can-Eat-Hotdogs off the roller thingie?
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Anne Glassman 7 years ago
So don't go to a restaurant? Park. Museum. Movie. Something cheaper or free
Stephanie 7 years ago
Being broke doesn't get any sympathy for this behaviour. You either: 1) Don't SUGGEST THAT PLACE, or 2) If she suggested it, tell her it doesn't work with your budget. I don't have much money, neither does my husband, and we had even less when we started dating, but we only went out to eat when we could afford to order something and tip properly. The server shouldn't have to waste time on people who aren't buying anything, the restaurant deserves a paying customer to justify those side items. This is so rude. Be glad that you saw this on the first date and got away FAST.
Nitsirk Fry 7 years ago
This would have made me laugh if I were her lololol but that's just me lol
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Gwinevere von Ludwig 7 years ago
Not seeing the problem here necessarily. Sounds like an offbeat date.
Anne Glassman 7 years ago
Yah but not without checking with your date to see if it's ok!
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Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago
I could deal with the scrubs cause yknow s**t happens but meeting the parents is too much
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Smoofy 7 years ago
Maybe he didn't have very much money and was just doing his best. It hard when you don't know the whole story...
Rebekah 7 years ago
No money dates: walk in the park; blanket by the lake; looking up at the stars laying on the hood of the car; people watching at the mall; reading at a bookstore; stroll through a flower garden... not McD's and 1/2 an apple pie.
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Catherine Marshall 7 years ago
He should have suggested a no-cost date. Are these guys afraid to tell you they are broke, or just cheap? If broke, they could set it for later. Also, it should not be assumed that the guy pays for everything. He should just be honest.
Diana Snow 7 years ago
Sounds like my DAD! He got me stuff from the dollar menu and ate the rest of my sandwwich when i got up for napkins. I never date cheapos.
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Stille20 7 years ago
OMG, why was she helping you pick out new underwear?! Go commando and end the date early. Don't tell your date you sharted
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
that's disgusting. Why would you tell her that? Of course she didn't want to see you again.. Ugh.
John Peloquin 7 years ago
Exactly- never trust a fart if you don't have to.
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It might not have been stopped by his underwear
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Katinka Min 7 years ago
#pushover For Godssake, girls, if you don't want to do something then don't do it. Yes, I know, a lifetime of being conditioned to please everybody, but, still, It's not THAT hard.
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Kristel 7 years ago
IF he was narcoleptic I think he would have mentioned it. And if you know you fall asleep often out of nowhere, he could at least have mentioned it before. And he should have gone to the doctor earlier. If these were the first times of him being narcoleptic (if this is the case), he probably would have explained it and not just casually said: I slept through it.
Pedro Collado 7 years ago
If i were her brother i would broke your legs.....then you have an excuse
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Cherie Barnard 7 years ago
My first date with my guy was a home cooked meal and I was really nervous because I'd had a crush on him forever. But it turned out he had crushed on me too and we ended up drinking wine and chatting until 4 in the morning. Sorry I don't mean to brag, was just overcome with nostalgia and loooove for my guy. *heart eyes
Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
Once went on a horrible blind date: dinner & a movie. We agreed to meet at the place and I got there early so I called to make sure he would find it because he was from out of town. I happened to mention that my car's clock was ahead of time, to which he responded "Your car's s**t!" Red flag right there... The whole evening he made fun of everything: how I ate, what I ate, what movie to pick, if I talked too little or too much, ARG! (He was quiet during the movie, whew!)Then, he insisted on going out for a drink. I didn't order anything alcoholic because I was planning on driving out of there asap, so he started making fun of me for that, then he taunted me for not wanting to dance. It was nonstop and I was too shy and uncomfortable to tell him to go to hell, so I said I was tired and wanted to go home. He insisted on accompanying me to my car, then made me drive him to where he'd parked his. Called me the next day for another date. Yeah right.
Dannielle Sommers 7 years ago
#81 is it sad that i might have actually liked the idea of that tour.....
Rebekka❤️ 7 years ago
on me and my boyfriend's first date, a few hours into the date his uncle came running and screaming his name saying they had been looking for him everywhere and that the police was after him. he had to leave right there and then and left me sitting there confused. lol now that i know him and his family more it makes more sense but out of context i was like wtf have i gotten myself into XD
Chris O'Brien 7 years ago
Window table at TGIFriday's. She points out the window and tells me, "Last time I was at that intersection, I called my mom and said, 'I just took all 30 days of my meds. I hope you'll miss me.'" I called for the check, dropped her off, never spoke again.
Dana Erasmowitz 7 years ago
How about trying to help? On second thought, that must have been her in advance prepared pretext to sabotage the date.
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Her: "I'm divorced, but we still share a house...a bed...okay I'm not divorced, but we're open...I have a BF. Me: So you want me to be #3? Her: Kinda. Me: Not interested, excuse myself to the bathroom. I come out and she's gone. Waiter brings my bill: it has 3 dinners on it. She ordered a meal to go.
Hugo Raible 7 years ago
Had a first date. Endet well down some dark hidden basement entry stairs of a church nearby. She became Lesbian a few days later. I may have been the last guy in her life, but hopefully not the reason for it.
Cherie Barnard 7 years ago
My first date with my guy was a home cooked meal and I was really nervous because I'd had a crush on him forever. But it turned out he had crushed on me too and we ended up drinking wine and chatting until 4 in the morning. Sorry I don't mean to brag, was just overcome with nostalgia and loooove for my guy. *heart eyes
Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
Once went on a horrible blind date: dinner & a movie. We agreed to meet at the place and I got there early so I called to make sure he would find it because he was from out of town. I happened to mention that my car's clock was ahead of time, to which he responded "Your car's s**t!" Red flag right there... The whole evening he made fun of everything: how I ate, what I ate, what movie to pick, if I talked too little or too much, ARG! (He was quiet during the movie, whew!)Then, he insisted on going out for a drink. I didn't order anything alcoholic because I was planning on driving out of there asap, so he started making fun of me for that, then he taunted me for not wanting to dance. It was nonstop and I was too shy and uncomfortable to tell him to go to hell, so I said I was tired and wanted to go home. He insisted on accompanying me to my car, then made me drive him to where he'd parked his. Called me the next day for another date. Yeah right.
Dannielle Sommers 7 years ago
#81 is it sad that i might have actually liked the idea of that tour.....
Rebekka❤️ 7 years ago
on me and my boyfriend's first date, a few hours into the date his uncle came running and screaming his name saying they had been looking for him everywhere and that the police was after him. he had to leave right there and then and left me sitting there confused. lol now that i know him and his family more it makes more sense but out of context i was like wtf have i gotten myself into XD
Chris O'Brien 7 years ago
Window table at TGIFriday's. She points out the window and tells me, "Last time I was at that intersection, I called my mom and said, 'I just took all 30 days of my meds. I hope you'll miss me.'" I called for the check, dropped her off, never spoke again.
Dana Erasmowitz 7 years ago
How about trying to help? On second thought, that must have been her in advance prepared pretext to sabotage the date.
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Her: "I'm divorced, but we still share a house...a bed...okay I'm not divorced, but we're open...I have a BF. Me: So you want me to be #3? Her: Kinda. Me: Not interested, excuse myself to the bathroom. I come out and she's gone. Waiter brings my bill: it has 3 dinners on it. She ordered a meal to go.
Hugo Raible 7 years ago
Had a first date. Endet well down some dark hidden basement entry stairs of a church nearby. She became Lesbian a few days later. I may have been the last guy in her life, but hopefully not the reason for it.
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