Have you ever had a disastrous date? Then don't worry, because you're not alone. Hundreds of people have been sharing their funniest and most embarrassing dating stories via #MyWorstDate as part of Jimmy Fallon's latest hashtag game, and some of them are so bad that all you can do is laugh. From the guy whose silent fart wasn't as silent as he had hoped, to the girl who was forced to watch a guy clean his ears with a screwdriver at the dinner table, these stories will make you realize that your own bad date probably wasn't so bad after all. Let us know if it was though, and don't forget to vote for the best!

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coffee zombie 2 years ago

This might be the only one with a happy ending here.

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Emanuelle Rivera 2 years ago

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Hanna 2 years ago

Now THAT is funny, but not necessarily bad

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Sue Z Q 2 years ago

Waste not, want not.

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Emanuelle Rivera 2 years ago

jajajj everything in family

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Smoky 2 years ago

She should have said something loud enough for the girl on the phone, to show her what asshole he is

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Daria B 2 years ago

Okay, whether you believe in Jesus or not, this was just cheesy.

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Lucybaby 2 years ago

Bahaha I could imagine the looks from all of the people around

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Daria B 2 years ago

When you accidentally reveal your true robotic identity.

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

Never be with someone you can't fart in front of lol

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Daria B 2 years ago

Your princess is in another castle.

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GoodWolf 2 years ago

Wtf 😳

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guess 2 years ago

Don't act on your kinks until you're sure the other person's okay with it, kids.

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Lili Képes 2 years ago

I hope at least she bought you ice cream and popcorn...

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jo_shortland 2 years ago

Poor you

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

How old were you? times are tough! And Wendy's has a great dollar menu!

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GoodWolf 2 years ago

Oh snap

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Janice Foster 2 years ago

Ouch!

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ALIYAH ALLEN 2 years ago

I'm not moving in at the end of the month either.

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Weddfire 2 years ago

Same. It's a sad life for a shut in such as myself. But hey, we have videogames! And work..... Nah, work isn't fun. Just the games.

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Lucybaby 2 years ago

That's sad that's what the world is coming too.

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Hope Floats 2 years ago

And I'd 'forget' to come back to the table...

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Kev 2 years ago

This sounds like something from "10+ Times Dogs Tried To Bend Human Rules, And It Was Hilariously Adorable" from the dog's point of view - the profile pic doesn't help!

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Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

I'm guessing, yes

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Smoky 2 years ago

Ted Mosby?

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Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

Euww! There are no words that I can use to describe how disgusting this is

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Janice Foster 2 years ago

Awww... it's weird, but also kinda sweet!

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Hanna 2 years ago

Good excuse after that knowledge

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Elina Kuusisto 2 years ago

Good for you!

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Smoky 2 years ago

Either he's a narciss or someone really nervous or low selfesteem. Mirrors can be distracting if you want to look good for someone and being insecure

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Smoky 2 years ago

Busy woman lol. Some people are just weird, but better on first date than later

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ALIYAH ALLEN 2 years ago

Oh....that's not cool.

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GlassOfWater 2 years ago

Hope they didn't smell too bad

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coffee zombie 2 years ago

Cancer is the bitch. Not the person with the cancer. How is it possible for a human to be so inhumane?

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Lucybaby 2 years ago

As someone who doesn't smoke, the cigarette smell is pretty potent, to each their own. But to get up during the movie is a little rude to the person you're on the date with. He probably could have waited til afterwards.

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Kieron Behan 2 years ago

He's not wrong, Batman IS better, just look at this flowchart...

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Daria B 2 years ago

You can think yourself lucky! Immagine if you were a blond caucasian and only noticed his racism late in the relationship.

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KatrÄ— Å eduikytÄ— 2 years ago

Looks like the prince liked you enough to carry you home. Well done!

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

Was it bear Grylls

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Angelika Okotokro 2 years ago

His way of organizing a threesome?? 😕

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Jessica Dwyer 2 years ago

Why would you give him more than one chance?

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Janice Foster 2 years ago

BAHAHAAA - the Nicole Kidman date!

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Lucybaby 2 years ago

Well at least he was doing something good for the world.

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Elina Kuusisto 2 years ago

That's actually really sad :(

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GoodWolf 2 years ago

Nope

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Nuniek Widiayani 2 years ago

Maybe he couldnt afford two lunches

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Spike Rebel 2 years ago

Well, it's not YOUR'S #WorstDate, mate)

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coffee zombie 2 years ago

This happens quite often sadly

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Daria B 2 years ago

Well, he might be just shy. Or waiting for his turn to talk.

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Danny Root 2 years ago

If that isn't sexy, I don't know what is! (sarcasm)

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GlassOfWater 2 years ago

*slow clap*

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Lucybaby 2 years ago

Awh poor thing

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Jaclyn 2 years ago

That's funny! Why all the down votes??

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Sammy Caras Zayante 2 years ago

Would you prefer he had a tooth retainer, and put it next to your food?

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Meowoui 2 years ago

Guy: Auntie will you check out my date and let me know what you think. We will only stay 30 mins. I will take her home, then you tell if I should still see her. Auntie: OK

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Allana Rose 2 years ago

Creep

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Mark Kelly 2 years ago

It was pretty funny.

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Neurotic_Octopus 2 years ago

The big question: Blue people avatar or Airbender avatar??

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Marcelo Ribeiro 2 years ago

He sounds like a dream

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Kieron Behan 2 years ago

What even- Who the hell throws away good pizza?!?! F*ckin' sacrilege...

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

Friend zoned

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Jonathan. S 2 years ago

No offence, but why would you travel 300 miles just for a date?!

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Nuniek Widiayani 2 years ago

You probably go the wrong way, and she thinks you want to kidnapped her

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GlassOfWater 2 years ago

Eww

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Bel Panado 2 years ago

At least there was a discount. :D

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Jess Gore 2 years ago

Creepy much?

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David Peters 2 years ago

Yeah but how was the date?

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Diksha Deshpande 2 years ago

I love Game of Thrones :(

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coffee zombie 2 years ago

And mom was ok with a guy treating her daughter like that! Wtf

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GlassOfWater 2 years ago

What a creep

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Hanna 2 years ago

Awww I would have laughed and asked for a 2nd date

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Rogue Angel 2 years ago

Barry.? Is that you.? ;)

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Allana Rose 2 years ago

Good waiter BURN

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Lucypwet 2 years ago

I had quite the same. A guy showed up already drunk, insulted me during the date because I do not like reggae. After I refused to go to his place (duh!) a called me a bitch, I quote "too stupid not wanting to be with a nice guy like me". After that, I went to a gay squat and dance all night long on...reageaton :D

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darknessIsMyOutfit 2 years ago

You must dress the part when visiting the king of burgers

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GlassOfWater 2 years ago

Well shit.

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Rogue Angel 2 years ago

Lucky escape by the sound of it.