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Have you ever had a disastrous date? Then don't worry, because you're not alone. Hundreds of people have been sharing their funniest and most embarrassing dating stories via #MyWorstDate as part of Jimmy Fallon's latest hashtag game, and some of them are so bad that all you can do is laugh. From the guy whose silent fart wasn't as silent as he had hoped, to the girl who was forced to watch a guy clean his ears with a screwdriver at the dinner table, these stories will make you realize that your own bad date probably wasn't so bad after all. Let us know if it was though, and don't forget to vote for the best!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She should have said something loud enough for the girl on the phone, to show her what a*****e he is

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bahaha I could imagine the looks from all of the people around

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you accidentally reveal your true robotic identity.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't act on your kinks until you're sure the other person's okay with it, kids.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same. It's a sad life for a shut in such as myself. But hey, we have videogames! And work..... Nah, work isn't fun. Just the games.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It could have been worse, I guess. He could have remembered to take it off.

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Kev
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds like something from "10+ Times Dogs Tried To Bend Human Rules, And It Was Hilariously Adorable" from the dog's point of view - the profile pic doesn't help!

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Long Joan Silver
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Euww! There are no words that I can use to describe how disgusting this is

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either he's a narciss or someone really nervous or low selfesteem. Mirrors can be distracting if you want to look good for someone and being insecure

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Busy woman lol. Some people are just weird, but better on first date than later

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cancer is the b***h. Not the person with the cancer. How is it possible for a human to be so inhumane?

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Lucybaby
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who doesn't smoke, the cigarette smell is pretty potent, to each their own. But to get up during the movie is a little rude to the person you're on the date with. He probably could have waited til afterwards.

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Daria B
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can think yourself lucky! Immagine if you were a blond caucasian and only noticed his racism late in the relationship.

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Daria B
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, he might be just shy. Or waiting for his turn to talk.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guy: Auntie will you check out my date and let me know what you think. We will only stay 30 mins. I will take her home, then you tell if I should still see her. Auntie: OK

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You probably go the wrong way, and she thinks you want to kidnapped her

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had quite the same. A guy showed up already drunk, insulted me during the date because I do not like reggae. After I refused to go to his place (duh!) a called me a b***h, I quote "too stupid not wanting to be with a nice guy like me". After that, I went to a gay squat and dance all night long on...reageaton :D

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least you asked. Sorry she laughed at you, sure can pop a guys ego.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only way I can talk to guys is if we talk/enthuse about gaming (I'm shy as hell) :(

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Jeanne Deaux
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why the hell does it have downvotes? I guess one started downvoting you and the sheeps did the same because the sheep leader did it...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written