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One of the benefits of having a kid is you get to name them. That way, you can honor your grandad, pay your respects to the artist who has inspired you, or... show the world you're a bit weird.
A month ago, Reddit user Hasden2007 asked other users on the platform, "What is the worst name you could give a child?" Turns out, there's no shortage of those.
So far, the post has received over 4.7K replies. From Strawberry Rain to Chastity, here are some of the most upvoted ones.
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#3
My coworker named her baby "Strawberry Rain", which would be a great name if she had given birth to a bottle of shampoo
#4
I know a family with 4 kids: Prince, Princess, Precious, and Becca. The Becca at the end kills me lol
#5
Princess. A girl in my high school was legally named princess but she went by her middle name. There was also a girl who’s name was Sunny Day and she was the emo kid
Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago
With a name like Sunny Day, you're doomed to be the emo kid.
#6
Mystic Pigeon? She was a client at my office.
Apparently it’s a real surname and her parents were hippies so named her “Mystic”. Like who’s ever going to take her seriously??
#7
How about not giving your child a name? There was a kid I went to high school with whose legal first name was "Unnamed Baby Boy". I don't know the story behind that though.
#8
Tequila. Sibling was Margarita
#9
My mum once worked at a school and there was a kid called "Thank God".
ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 4 years ago
That kid must be like "I don't thank God for giving me this name"
#10
theres a british chef, jamie oliver, who named his children the following:
poppy honey rosie
petal blossom rainbow
buddy bear maurice
daisy boo pamela
river rocket blue dallas someone call childline
Meami 4 years ago
Yeah - just add Princess Rainbow Glitterpants and he'd have the whole set.
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Hello, my name is Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver. Daughter of the famous F*ckface Cinnamon Jamie Oliver.
Yelena Yardeen 4 years ago
Where are the commas? You can't tell where one name ends and another begins
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
Every line is one kid (except the last one, that name ends after "dallas".)
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I thought the last kids name with someone call childline on the end was just part of the name for a moment😂😂
JennyLaRue 4 years ago
Bearing in mind nobody uses middle names after the birth announcements, I don't think these names are particularly bad - who cares if the middle name is a bit quirky, not like you use it at school or work.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 4 years ago
Hello, my name is Arwen Freya Save The Whales Saffron MoonChild the First.
Raine Soo 4 years ago
Those are even odder than Bob Geldof's daughters: Peaches, Pixie, Fifi Trixibelle, and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (whose father is the late Michael Hutchence). The common denominator is their mom, the late British television host, Paula Yates.
Nga Wang 4 years ago
I thought they were all individual names and thought how many kids does he have?
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
Pretty names... for pets. These are children we're talking about. I mean, the final names of some of them (like Pamela, Maurice, Rosie, not so much Rainbow, but it's a step up) are ok, so why not just leave it at that?!
names and books 4 years ago
i don't mind poppy, rosie, blossom, maurice, daisy, pamela, river, or blue so maybe the names are salvagable....
Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago (edited)
I can't tell if "someone call childline" is part of river rocket blue dallas's name, but it's certainly good advice.
Just.a.ravenclaw.witch 4 years ago
hi, hello, and welcome, nice to meet you, river rocket blue dallas someone call childline!!
Pamela Blue 4 years ago
Sounds like he should just stick to cooking and leaving naming the kids to mom.
KAREN-LEIGH SCHMOCKER 4 years ago
Rosie, Blossom, Maurice and Dallas...they at least have one name they can use.
Cybele Spanjaard 4 years ago (edited)
.....at least Maurice and Pamela got somewhere in there and Rosie ...
Mary Bricklin 4 years ago
To be fair, Poppy, Daisy and River aren't so bad. At least by themselves they aren't bad.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
These sound more like AKC registry names than names for human children.
Donna Leske 4 years ago
The 5th child is; "River Rocket Blue Dallas (born 8 August 2016)". The {someone call childline} should have been a separate sentence.
Lilith the Demon Panda 4 years ago
I didn't know this and till this day I thought Jamie Oliver was somehow reasonable man... well, that goes down the drain now...
Celeste Grant 4 years ago
Some commas here would help as it's impossible to work out the individual names!
Colette Connor 4 years ago
Poppy honey (Rosie), Petal blossom (Rainbow), Buddy bear (Maurice), Daisy boo (Pamela), River rocket (Blue dallas). I had to google it, it was annoying me too. The bracketed names are their second names.
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Susan Robinson-Collins 4 years ago
Punctuation would help figure this out....does he have 4 kids, or 10....
Mary Peace 4 years ago
5 I think. Living in the UK I'd heard of some of them but not the full versions given here.
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Ginny Swart 4 years ago
Want to bet that all of them change there names by deed poll when they are old enough to do so??
Elak Swindell 4 years ago
Is this a windup or for real? They are all a joke, but that last one doesn't sound realistic or logical.
Paul Davis 4 years ago (edited)
I think naming kids like this is garbage, shows a disrespect for them and a lack of concern for their self image and feelings. Hearing this generally makes me dislike Jamie Oliver.
PrincessTheSiameseKat 4 years ago
well poppy and daisy are ok named but buddy is a dog name and the rest of it all is just sad
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
Sounds like they could be characters from an Enid Blyton story.
Mir Adwari 4 years ago
They do, but she was far more mundane. I think, though could be wrong, that Pamela is the only crossover. Susan and Peter were more her speed as names.
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Mir Adwari 4 years ago
It's a line for each name. Commas aren't required.
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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
None needed, but anyway: 1) Poppy Honey Rosie 2) Petal Blossom Rainbow 3) Buddy Bear Maurice 4) Daisy Boo Pamela 5) River Rocket Blue Dallas
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#11
I worked in Nigeria for a while and had a co-worker called Thank God Limejuice. It wasn’t a windup. That was his actual name
Alicia Butterfield 4 years ago
Some amazing names in Nigeria and they totally make them work and sound cool. Just think of the ex-President, Goodluck Jonathan..
#12
When I worked at chick-fil-a way back in the day, I was taking this girl's order and it time time to ask for her name, she was being very hesitant. So I was just waiting for a reply until her mom says "Sorry she's shy!!" looks me in the eyes with a smile and tells me "Her name is Thankful!" ....poor child
#13
North West
Truth Monster 4 years ago
I'm waiting for her to put out a perfume called "North" just to hear the commercial, "North by Northwest"
#15
Pridges Pancakes. He changed it to Richard Johnson.
But Olympic skier Anna Banana kept her name.
#16
I actually went to school with a guy named Richard Rash. To make it worse his mother was a teacher there
#18
A friend of a friend was named ‘Forsheeza Jolly Goodfellow’ before she had it changed. Can’t even imagine having to deal with that at school
I want cake 4 years ago
That's something you'd suggest as a joke, but following through is just cruel.
#19
I read a story once about triplets that were named Harry, Hermione, and Ron. Please dont do that
#20
Abcde (pronounce ab-city)
Marianne 4 years ago
That was the poor girl who caused an incident at an airport, because the employees could not believe this was her actual name. They laughed at the name and the mother shamed them for laughing at her poor child, when in truth in was her fault for giving her child a ridiculous name like that.
#23
Satan.
Well, unless of course you want them to be a lawyer when they grow up, in which case it might to a good marketing ploy.
#26
Some girl I knew named her daughter Tru Love, I still can’t get over that bizarre combination
#28
My cousin dated a woman named Perpetual.
#30
There was a girl in high school with the last name Storms. She got knocked up at 14. She named the kid Sylva Winta. I always thought was really terrible.
#31
I've always disliked the name "Guy"
Kristof De Smet 4 years ago
In Flanders, this is quite a common name, but is pronounced otherwise (like Gee)
#33
I read a post a few months back asking if Huckleberry was a good name for her son
#34
I have a friend named Johnson. That’s no big deal, but his last name is Smalls.
#35
I've seen a few little boys named Riot. That name seems pretty bad to me
I want cake 4 years ago
My brother met a girl called Scandal. As expected, she wasn't on the best terms with her parents.
#36
“Miracle”. I work in a PICU and kids named this never seem to have a good outcome
#37
i know a woman named "Sweet Kisses"
#38
Soup, apparently
#39
I went to elementary school with a girl named Percyphanie, no bs. Kids used to clown her and call her PerSyphilis lol
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Marianne 4 years ago
Here in Germany, there a rules for giving your child a name. Most importantly, the name must not be ridiculous, because that causes emotional damages. So when you go to the registry office, they can forbid you to use certain names. Those people saved a lot of children from a very bad childhood!
Cupcake168 4 years ago
Sometimes I think: why are there so many regulations in my country? And than I see this and see: because.
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Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
My test for baby names was always to put titles in front of them, like Doctor, Judge, Ambassador, Senator, President. (Yeah, very ambitious about offspring.) If the name fits and doesn’t clash with such respected titles, it went on the list. If it sounded ridiculous, it was tossed out right away.
Honu 4 years ago
Same here. I've always referred to this as the "Chief Justice" test. So many people give their kid names that are cutesy as a small child, but they're only children for a small part of their lives. Then they're a 40 year old district manager named Princess.
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Eslamala 4 years ago (edited)
My country doesn't allow names that ridicule the person, BUT being a spanish speaking country, the amount of poorly spelled foreign names is astonishing. Sad thing is one of the worse things this country excells at is being snobbish, so if you have a name that's considered ridiculous or "low class", you're instantly discriminated against. Thankfully that's changing with newer generations, but it's still a thing. Also, there's a big difference between being original and creative, and not being able to understand your kid might be scarred for life if you choose a name that will get them bullied and ridiculed. On a side note: who TF names their kid SEX FRUIT? It's wrong on SO many levels!
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
We have this in Germany too. If you name your child Kevin or Chantalle, everyone will think they come from a trashy family and that they are stupid.
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Truth Monster 4 years ago
I would name my kid Evil Genius. Its a good indicator that I probably shouldn't have kids.
Anna Banana 4 years ago
I don't know, might work nicely with the last name "Monster" at least.
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Jennifer .S 4 years ago
This is so stupid. Children are not your dolls, they're real living people who are going to be adults one day and live whole lives just like you. I believe don't name your kid something you wouldn't want to be called yourself.
RatherLoopy 4 years ago (edited)
My submissions: Moon Unit Zappa and a kid I went to school with, Richard Head. He did NOT go by the nickname "D**k."
troufaki13 4 years ago
Ιs this ridiculous thing happening anywhere else besides the US? Also, why would they deliberately give their children psychological issues? I get they want to stand out but c'mon... Normalize being normal!!
ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 4 years ago
What goes through these people's minds when they think of a baby name?? Like, you could name your child "Noelle" but you want something unique so you'd choose "jkmno" WHY??
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
I lived in Portugal for 6 years. Almost every girl has Maria in her name somewhere. Many names are still so ultra-Catholic. Things like Maria de Deus (Mary of God), Maria da Luz (Mary from Heaven) Conceição (Conception, FFS), Maria José for girls and José Maria for boys. Portugal, let it go, please.
Corina Elia 4 years ago
The top 2 I know are a woman named Blanca, last name Pintado (white painted), she happened to marry a man with the last name Amarillo, so she was Blanca Pintado de Amarillo (white, painted yellow). The other case is about a set of twins, one named Mara and the other Dona... Can you gess what country they're from? ;)
Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago
Pretty sure the question here isn't "What were the parents thinking" but instead, "Were the parents thinking?"
Fish Boden 4 years ago
Some of these are pretty objectively dreadful. Peter File, Tequila and Sex Fruit for example. But some of these entries are a bit mean spirited and overly judgemental, are Mystic and Strawberry really that bad?
Eslamala 4 years ago
What kind of person names their kid sex fruit, though? It disturbs me on so many levels... The rest I don't mind, though some just make me feel bad for the kids who get bullied because of their names.
Load More Replies... Martha Meyer 4 years ago
This is the reason most countries put limits of what people can name their child. No child should have to suffer a name like "Sex Fruit".
Tracy Baparam 4 years ago
I used to teach Sunday School. Had a boy there named Left-tenant. A lady at work was the eleventh child, her mother named her Ma-11. Not a joke. I saw her ID. Another guy was named Doctor, he was not a doctor. I live in South Africa, so it's a daily occurrence to meet someone with a name different from the norm.
Liam's mom 4 years ago
My son's pediatrician told me when he did his year for the state, a new mother named her child Dilate. English words for names is a common place in South Africa. Names like, Beauty, Welcome, Beginning etc.
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Notorious DBT 4 years ago
In his book, Trevor Noah talks about knowing a guy named Hitler in South Africa. The parents and the kid didn't understand who Hitler was- they just liked the name. Hannibal Burress complains that people give him a hard time about his first name but he was named BEFORE The Silence of the Lambs.
Hannah Walters 4 years ago
If your reading this I hope you have a great day and know. “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” John 3:16 NIV
Jeff Christensen 4 years ago
Some of these names only sound bad because they are in a language you understand. Benjamin and Joseph have no real meaning in English, but would you name a child "Son of the right hand" or "he adds"? The Old Testament asserts that these were the meanings of Benjamin and Joseph in the language of the time, and the names were given based on the circumstances of their births.
Rens 4 years ago
I thought about naming my second baby girl Libelle which is the Dutch word for dragonfly. But it's also the name of a Dutch magazine.
Aaricia 4 years ago
Not only a magazine... So much more, including Lord if you spell it like libel.
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Suzanne Griscom 4 years ago
I had a student (of immigrant parents) named Tes Tekkle. Say it aloud.
Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
While shopping one day, I overheard a woman calling to her three children: Destiny, Karma, and Fate.
Winx 4 years ago
I'm guessing first kid planned, second kid conceived while drunk, third kid an accident LOL
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athornedrose 4 years ago
i knew a girl named "Nazmoki" who was the daughter of an immigrant to the US. She was alone in the hospital when she had her baby, and still feeling the effects of the epidural. they asked her for a name while she was out of it and she read the "no smoking" sign with a thick accent.
Sinkvenice 4 years ago
I had a patient once who was an African lady and she married an Irishman. Her name was Baby Fiddler. Thank goodness o saw the band before I saw the patient because it took me about ten minutes to stop laughing.
Sugar Cargill 4 years ago
I have always had a lot of cats. I usually name favorite human names like Nicholas and Louie and Johanna. I would never name a cat something more odd than Bandit.
Elak Swindell 4 years ago
I have a 14 page list I'm always adding to of stupid names kids are given, as well as a funny first and last name combinations. Like "Harry Beavers", "Harry Aenus", "River Moats", "Bear Trapp", "Brick Price", "Rusty Hamner", "One Winter", "Ona Bible", "Georgia Eagle", "Fern Forest", "Rowdy Negro" (white guy, real name), "Peter Gozinya", "Dusty Rhodes", "Little Saulsberry", "Pringle Peeples", etc. Parents can be so cruel, but at the same time, it's the kid's fault for not changing their name later in life.
Richard Samul 4 years ago
Knew a guy who named his daughter Crystal Meredith. I later found out he was addicted to meth, and wanted to name his kid after his favorite thing in the world.
Kusotare 4 years ago
I know a person whose name includes a number. I'm not going to name her, but imagine if your parents named you Ja5eson (and pronounced it "Ja-five-eh-son"). That's not her name, but it's about the same thing. She had a brother named Kyle, which was spelled normally, but I think should have been spelled "Xle".
Alida van Veen 4 years ago
I worked with two sisters who were named Jeruzalem and Bethlehem... We called them Jerry and Beth though! And I know a kid whose name is Storm, and got diagnosed with ADHD...
Samantha Cole 4 years ago
We named our son Charles Xavier. My husband wanted Charles after his best friend and we couldn’t think of any other middle name that fit.
Mark Howell 4 years ago
I have a friend who's parents surnaame was Puller and named him Richard (D*ck for short).
Anand Subaya 4 years ago
Indian names A**l... pronounced un-al.. Fortunate Fernandes.. tough child birth... Afaq... pronounced a-faak Achyut... if u know what a "chuth " is Viral.. pronounced vee-
Axolotl King 4 years ago
One of my dads cousins just has a baby and they named the baby "Fields" Not even kidding, Fields. I think all of her kids names are from the bible or something? one is Psalm (i think thats how its spelled) One is Harvest, and the other one i dont remember.
Not A Panda 4 years ago
I do hope that's not a girl though. She's going to get so bullied :(
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Michelle C 4 years ago
Working for a non-profit that works with children I saw my fair share: 1. SHMILY - So Help Me I Love You 2. Latrina 3. Moms name was Xerox and she named her son Canon 4. Shithead pronounced Sha-Theed 5. Twins - Mercedes & Lexus
Robert Baldwin 4 years ago
Went to school with a "Rainbow Summersky"... parents may have been hippies (this was the 1980s). Also went to school with a girl named Ta-Tanasha, which sounds awesome in some ways, but she got called "Ta-Tas" a lot
PatriciaB 4 years ago
I went to school with a Holly Berry, and worked with a Mike Hunt. Also worked with a company that had a call centre in the Philippines, a lot used different names instead because their real names were things like bubbles, Princess etc. My family still make fun of my cousin's son's name, when he said it was TJ we all asked what it stood for, nope his name is TeeJay.
Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago (edited)
Somebody (possibly Kim K.) talked Kanye out of re-naming himself Christian Billionaire Genius. Here in the U.S., you can name your kid anything, and I'm honestly good with that. I definitely feel sorry for some kids, but at least you can change it or try to get a good nickname.
Cori 4 years ago (edited)
I loved the name Liam before it became annoyingly popular (thanks Mr. Hemsworth). I still named my oldest Liam even though it makes me look like I'm trying to be trendy. My favorite boy name was actually Ira, but my husband vetoed it. By the time I was pregnant with our second, my husband was over being married and officially didn't care what I named the kid, so I got my Ira after all.
Patti Vance 4 years ago
i worked in a division of family law/family support in which we got birth certificates for children of clients. two i remember were 'remember remember' and 'reason reason'. not twins, either.
Daniel Atkins 4 years ago
The best i heard was while working in landscaping I hear a mother yell "Sierra Mist get in the car now." This was after the soda existed. I'm suprised Frank Zappa's Children did not make the list Ahmet, Dwizzle, Moon Unit. And Diva Muffin.
Cynthia Bonville 4 years ago
Kids named Karen, Katrina and Kim (KKK anyone, alliteration is fine but not with that letter three times). Crystal Dawn and her sister Sherry. Stormi and her daughter Raven (before the show). Thaddeus (yes he was as tiresome as his name). Peaches (classmate of mine).
James016 4 years ago
My son's name was a last minute thing. We first chose Harry after my grandfather but hearing it all the time killed it for us. One evening my wife suggested the name we gave him as we both love it and we were not hearing it out and about. Soon as he was born all we heard was his name everywhere and it is now in the top 5 names in the UK
Sjeezz 4 years ago
Know a couple who named their twin boys "Neil" & "Young". I have really no idea where this could come from... ;-)
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
I wanted to market a version of the I ❤ NY t-shirt as I love Neil Young, but there's no way I'd get the rights.
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Jerome Kavanaugh 3 years ago
Three girls, last one a surprise... Candy.... Sugar... and Nova. Last name Caine
Yep. Yep. Yep. 4 years ago (edited)
I know a Strawberry Rain. She's only seven and prefers to go by the name Sarah. It was the daughter of a woman I worked with and she always wanted a girl to name Strawberry Rain. I also knew a woman who named her daughter Jersey Belle and while I'm normally like "that's a nice name" I couldn't even excuse myself before laughing. I felt so bad but all I could think was that's a good name for a cow. I've met a girl name Harley and I couldn't believe it, but her husband refused to budge on it. I know a Hazel Wren, which personally I love but a lot of people hated.
TheartfulDutchGinger 4 years ago (edited)
I knew a family who had 3 sons who were named after archangels, Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael. And a daughter they named Magdalena after Maria Magdalena. Then they had another son. They named him Angel. I always thought that was a bit weird. I guess they ran out of archangel names. 🤔
Hannah Anderson Carroll 4 years ago
Another fabulous example of parents taking the very existence of their child/children and making it all about them. Will it ever stop?
Stephen Low sr. 4 years ago
I worked at an elementary school, where a kindergarten teacher pointed out the name on a child's desk. Pronounced sha- fah-say. Parents spelled it Shitface.
Lieutenant BaconWaffles 4 years ago
Before the internet, I've gone to school with kids names Bambi, Charity, Hope, Chastity, Faith, Forest, Domain, Patience, & none of them lived up to their names.
Mickipickie 4 years ago
A friend had a child in her classroom during her student teaching experience named Vrolet because she was born in a Chevrolet
Isabel Care 4 years ago
The times I have had people think it's a hoax call, when I report broken fences and escaped livestock, or a fire.....my name I. Care. Stupid parents. Could be far worse though...Iona Macintosh
Dory Tandoori 4 years ago
There's a girl in my class called Cotton white and a boy called Ramen 💀
Jessica Nametz 4 years ago
How about Shasta Orange? I used to work for a company that collected medical and legal records for attorneys and that was legitimately the name on all of the legal documents... I still laugh every time I see the soda at the store...(－‸ლ) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kelly Tinker 4 years ago
My brother legally gave his son the middle name "Trouble" so he can say Trouble is my middle name. Bit far for a joke, especially since my nephew is very shy and autistic so I don't think he'll ever embrace the joke, but at least it's only a middle name. (my nephew does like his middle name, I just don't think he'll have the confident swagger to go with the joke but I could be surprised. He's only 8 after all)
Melissa Kawai 4 years ago
Yep, my son’s cousin’s middle name is Danger. They did it just so he could say Danger is my middle name. 🤦♀️
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TheDragonPSA 4 years ago
A band I was in had a drummer named Mike Kok. Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit.
Random Anon 4 years ago
Someone needs to inform these parents, this is not the way to make your child feel special.
Katchen 4 years ago
The US would be hard-pressed to have naming rules, since we have people from all over the world. Who are we to tell someone they can’t give their child their grandfather’s traditional Chinese or Nigerian name, just because it is “unusual” from an Anglocentric point of view? Of course this leads to people being able to name their kids “Braden Mountain Dew Magnum” or whatever, but there’s a price for everything.
Nicole Bowman 4 years ago
My hometown has a plumber. He has 2 kids. Their names? Sinke and Draine.
Wuggerhumphden 4 years ago
I used to work with a guy called Joseph King. Known as Joe. He got an internal call once from somebody who spotted his name on the company directory and called him to say "Haha, your name is Joe-king" and put the phone down.
Lunar Bicycle 4 years ago
1) Gasoline Coffee - explained that her parents were “illiterate hicks.” 2) A. Harry D**k - junior high shop teacher. Gotta hand it to him, when he wrote his name on the board and we all started chuckling, he said, “I know why you’re laughing. Doesn’t bother me.” The laughing stopped pretty quickly. 3) Mr. and Mrs. Sippy - she thought it was cute, he rolled his eyes. Grumpy old man. 4) Grandma Daugschitz. 5) And a woman named “Rene”. Seems normal enough. Then I called her re-nay, and she snapped, “It’s REEN! It’s pronounced REEN!” Yeah, your parents may have told you that, but they were wrong.
Picture Queen 4 years ago
There is a family on YOu-Tube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-PepfX4nM19zhdgEn3o5kg )who has 10 children who are named Leonardo, Cleopatra, Jerusalem, Romeo, D'Artagnan, Shakespeare, Nefrititi, King James, Aphrodite & Omega. Their middle names are equally fascinating.
Stephanie Chapman 4 years ago
I worked in a hotel and met a woman named Dorcas Weatherhead, an elderly British man named D**k Holder, and a gentleman named D**k Painter. I worked at a law firm and saw the name Penny Million on a file. And I knew a woman whose father had a commune and he changed the family's last name to Israel. All of the kids were named after virtues, but given a regular middle name in case they didn't want to go by their first name. Her name was Lovely, but she had siblings named Strength, Power, and Clean. The worst kid's name I have come across is Athel. It just sounds like Asshole with a lisp.
Doc Thissen 4 years ago
I went to high school with a guy whose last name was O'Boyle. His first name was Lance. Poor bastard.
Sam Kennedy (WolvesRBeutiful) 4 years ago
I know someone who didn't know they were pregnant until they went into labor in the shower so they named the baby No Wonder. Also know someone who named their son Humming because their last name is Bird. Humming Bird. I'm not kidding.
Fixin'Ta 4 years ago
Most of these are exactly why some countries have to approve your child's name before you can give it to them. Several years ago in New Zealand there was a child whose parents gave her the name Tallulah-Does-The-Hula-From-Hawaii. The court took the child from her parents at age 9 because she was humiliated by her own name and wanted to change it and they wouldn't do it. Some people should not be allowed to reproduce.
Thomas Helms 4 years ago
I work for a college and I've seen some interesting ones: Skye Skraper and Abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz (pronounced "Noel" - yes, like they took the "Guess the Christmas song name" game and just used it verbatim)
Alan Cowan 4 years ago
Growing up I knew three brothers. Randy, Rickie and Rodney. Last name? Rafter. Also worked with a guy back in the 90's named David David...no fooling. Oh and there was a guy I know named Mike Hawken. He went by Michael.
Les Izmore 4 years ago
Drew Peacock's parents realized what they had done when someone said the newborns name in front of them
Thomas Es Thomas 4 years ago
One of my schoolmates was Benjamin Dover. He hated being called Ben.
KimTx 4 years ago
Before you name a child, do two three: - say the full name really loud. Have someone else say the name really loud. If it doesn't flow, try again. - Think about the child's future. How will the name work as an adult. - Is the name so distinctive that if they were arrested and/or made the news, do you really want the people they grew up with to know your angel baby is a rapist? A drunk? Scammer?
LITTLE ROBBIN 4 years ago
A baby was born last year here in the Philippines as Covid Bryant and Covid Rose.
The Redhead 4 years ago
My real name is Belle (pronounced bell.) I was always tormented in school about my name; I predate Beauty and the Beast by about 10 years so I am 'the original' lol. While these poor kids truly have terrible names (hope they change them to what they want when they turn 18). Now that I'm grown I like my name, however at least I was given a classic name opposed to something truly dreadful.
VulcansAreSexy 4 years ago
Here's the best name I've encountered in the wild: Jack Fire. You pretty much can't go wrong with the surname Fire
Pacifico Fernandez 4 years ago
I lived in a latin American country where many people have foreign (gringo) names, but spelled randomly. I have seen the name Jessica like Llesika Yesica Yessika. The name Jeremy is pronounced Heremi . The name John is spelled Llon and so on. Always reminds me of Terry Pratchett's books - Magratt and her daughter Esmeralda Mind The Spelling. In my country (Slavic) there was an urban legend about a kid named Izdislav (Издислав) .... After the whitesnake's song "Is this Love".
Iron ass 4 years ago
First thing: i went to elementary school woth three brothers with the last name west, it was ryden, wild, and easton. Second thing: remember the time gwyneth paltrow named her kid Apple Martin? One of my friends somehow thinks moses is worse, and that shes not that crazy, so i sent her a link to corrupt her. httpss://theoutline.com/post/1394/the-unbearable-wrongness-of-gwyneth-palrow
Pittsburgh rare 4 years ago (edited)
I knew a kid named Ben-Hur. Yes. Like Charlton Heston's character. To add insult to injury, the kid turned into a bully with ADHD who'd beat anyone in sight. I wonder how he'll be doing in high school.
H Edwards 4 years ago
It's just an old fashioned way to shorten Richard, from the days when we didn't use the word d**k to mean anything else. Don't think there are a ton of parents out there actually naming children D**k.
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Roni Ingram 4 years ago
As a child I met 2 girls called Mercedes, Porsche, and their brother Bentley....
Elle Malkamäki 4 years ago
I worked at an English immersion primary school in Finland, and I can’t remember the Finnish version of the name, but it directly translated to ‘shattered dreams’ in English. She was a surprise p, for parents that never wanted kids. Back home in Australia, I’ve known Barb (Barbara) Dwyer, Duane Pipe, and my personal favourite, Mike Hunt. Say it fast. MIKE HUNT 😂🤣😂
Jim Patrick 4 years ago
Travis moonbeam, essence of love, Orion pearly ski, celestial star, all from one family their last name was nason-long. Another family in the area last name is D**k they had 10 boys and 1 girl Anita D**k. And I once work with a guy named Strech Brown.
Mz Phit 4 years ago
Many years ago, when I lived in rural Arizona I knew of a boy named Whisper (who's mom - a hippy type very sweet woman- had also changed her name from Candace to "Can Dance"). I have wondered how that worked out for him...if he changed it when he got to school, or if there's a thirty something year old man named Whisper out in the world, living his life with the free spirit of his dancing mom
Flufflefox 4 years ago
I have a unique name. The only one in the world. Thanks for the difficult language. I like my name even though it has to be explained every time. Most people think of it as a last name.
Sandy D 4 years ago
There is (or was, she may have moved) whose real name was Marijuana Pepsi Jackson. She apparently kept her name and I think she went on to become a teacher.
Marianne Contrino 4 years ago
Actually, she's originally from Beloit. I went to college with her. Didn't know her very well, but one of my roommates did. Pretty sure she has a PHD, in education, but I might be wrong about that. There was an article written about her a few years ago, that gained a lot of attention, focusing on how she became very successful, despite having a name like that. It's an interesting read, and she definitely deserves the praise.
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Mingi Football 4 years ago
Brother went to school with sisters named Anniversary and Graduation i
SoozeeQ 4 years ago
About 30 years ago, my cousin had a son and didn't want to name him with a name that could be shortened, so she chose Nicholas. When his 3-year-old sister Alexandra met him, the first thing she said was "Hello, Knickers"! I've also heard of a case, where a woman didn't want to shorten her daughter's name, so chose "Amber". The 4-year-old brother called her "Hamburger"! Needless to say, in both cases, the mothers were horrified!
Remi Flynne 4 years ago
How odd - Nicholas is commonly abbreviated to Nick or Nicky. Though I knew someone called Kim because her parents didn't want a name that can be abbreviated (no idea why - gives the child choices) but she just got called Kimbo. People will frequently lengthen if they can't shorten.
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Dori Rice-courtwright 4 years ago
My b/f had a tenant who named her baby after her favorite beverage Pepsi
grey galah 4 years ago
There could be an argument for either adopting Iceland's law on naming children or licensing parenthood
Nick Poliseno 4 years ago
Oh really Cherie, how are you and where are you from ?
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CatWoman312 4 years ago
I know someone who named their child Ophelia Wish. It sounds like a stripper or porn star name smh
Sue M. H. R. 4 years ago
Oh where to begin? I once knew a D*ck Woodc*ck, could not believe that was his name. Shewanna Johnson, that one was bad. But I was always more confused about (mostly) male names that were included in their last name ... Steve Stephenson, Brad Bradley, etc. But for super weird, I date a Jon - short for Jonquil, the flower and I knew a Summer Rayne, which I thought was pretty. Apple (before Gwyneth Paltrow's kid) and Moon Ray are two others.
Lydia Gichia-Black 4 years ago
My mom told me once she had a patient named Chlamydia. Now that is just unbelievable.
Margaret Mayhugh 4 years ago
Chaos. Blaze. Queen Elizabeth (yes, two legal first names). Felt bad for Shithead (shuh-TEED) but his was legit, I understand that's not an uncommon name and it just isn't a name that translates well to English.
H Edwards 4 years ago
It's like the Indian surname Dixit, which has a very unfortunate pronunciation for English speakers
Load More Replies... Suzanne Griscom 4 years ago
I have a cousin who named their kid Nevaeh, heaven backwards. Also had a student named Phuc Hu; his esl teacher nicknamed him Tony and Tony kept it once he learned more English. Also had a student in my school named Diarrhea because it was the prettiest word in English her parents heard in the refugee camp.
Daphne Williams 4 years ago (edited)
Nevaeh is actually very common now among Mormon children. The Mormons are notorious for giving their kids "unique" names. https://www.utahbabynamer.com/
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Satirical Duchess 4 years ago
I am in a class with a kid who was called _____ Darling then when his mum remarried he became _____ Love. This is just such a bizarre coincidence I love it.
ScarlettofHydraIsland 4 years ago
I would name my kid Hydra. It’s probably a good thing I’m single and don’t plan to have kids any time soon XD
Innes Stefana 4 years ago
had a colleague named Sir King ... he was a call agent for a very big company..
Marianne 4 years ago
Here in Germany, there a rules for giving your child a name. Most importantly, the name must not be ridiculous, because that causes emotional damages. So when you go to the registry office, they can forbid you to use certain names. Those people saved a lot of children from a very bad childhood!
Cupcake168 4 years ago
Sometimes I think: why are there so many regulations in my country? And than I see this and see: because.
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
My test for baby names was always to put titles in front of them, like Doctor, Judge, Ambassador, Senator, President. (Yeah, very ambitious about offspring.) If the name fits and doesn’t clash with such respected titles, it went on the list. If it sounded ridiculous, it was tossed out right away.
Honu 4 years ago
Same here. I've always referred to this as the "Chief Justice" test. So many people give their kid names that are cutesy as a small child, but they're only children for a small part of their lives. Then they're a 40 year old district manager named Princess.
Load More Replies... Eslamala 4 years ago (edited)
My country doesn't allow names that ridicule the person, BUT being a spanish speaking country, the amount of poorly spelled foreign names is astonishing. Sad thing is one of the worse things this country excells at is being snobbish, so if you have a name that's considered ridiculous or "low class", you're instantly discriminated against. Thankfully that's changing with newer generations, but it's still a thing. Also, there's a big difference between being original and creative, and not being able to understand your kid might be scarred for life if you choose a name that will get them bullied and ridiculed. On a side note: who TF names their kid SEX FRUIT? It's wrong on SO many levels!
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
We have this in Germany too. If you name your child Kevin or Chantalle, everyone will think they come from a trashy family and that they are stupid.
Load More Replies... Truth Monster 4 years ago
I would name my kid Evil Genius. Its a good indicator that I probably shouldn't have kids.
Anna Banana 4 years ago
I don't know, might work nicely with the last name "Monster" at least.
Load More Replies... Jennifer .S 4 years ago
This is so stupid. Children are not your dolls, they're real living people who are going to be adults one day and live whole lives just like you. I believe don't name your kid something you wouldn't want to be called yourself.
RatherLoopy 4 years ago (edited)
My submissions: Moon Unit Zappa and a kid I went to school with, Richard Head. He did NOT go by the nickname "D**k."
troufaki13 4 years ago
Ιs this ridiculous thing happening anywhere else besides the US? Also, why would they deliberately give their children psychological issues? I get they want to stand out but c'mon... Normalize being normal!!
ThatOneCrazyFanGirl 4 years ago
What goes through these people's minds when they think of a baby name?? Like, you could name your child "Noelle" but you want something unique so you'd choose "jkmno" WHY??
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
I lived in Portugal for 6 years. Almost every girl has Maria in her name somewhere. Many names are still so ultra-Catholic. Things like Maria de Deus (Mary of God), Maria da Luz (Mary from Heaven) Conceição (Conception, FFS), Maria José for girls and José Maria for boys. Portugal, let it go, please.
Corina Elia 4 years ago
The top 2 I know are a woman named Blanca, last name Pintado (white painted), she happened to marry a man with the last name Amarillo, so she was Blanca Pintado de Amarillo (white, painted yellow). The other case is about a set of twins, one named Mara and the other Dona... Can you gess what country they're from? ;)
Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago
Pretty sure the question here isn't "What were the parents thinking" but instead, "Were the parents thinking?"
Fish Boden 4 years ago
Some of these are pretty objectively dreadful. Peter File, Tequila and Sex Fruit for example. But some of these entries are a bit mean spirited and overly judgemental, are Mystic and Strawberry really that bad?
Eslamala 4 years ago
What kind of person names their kid sex fruit, though? It disturbs me on so many levels... The rest I don't mind, though some just make me feel bad for the kids who get bullied because of their names.
Load More Replies... Martha Meyer 4 years ago
This is the reason most countries put limits of what people can name their child. No child should have to suffer a name like "Sex Fruit".
Tracy Baparam 4 years ago
I used to teach Sunday School. Had a boy there named Left-tenant. A lady at work was the eleventh child, her mother named her Ma-11. Not a joke. I saw her ID. Another guy was named Doctor, he was not a doctor. I live in South Africa, so it's a daily occurrence to meet someone with a name different from the norm.
Liam's mom 4 years ago
My son's pediatrician told me when he did his year for the state, a new mother named her child Dilate. English words for names is a common place in South Africa. Names like, Beauty, Welcome, Beginning etc.
Load More Replies... Notorious DBT 4 years ago
In his book, Trevor Noah talks about knowing a guy named Hitler in South Africa. The parents and the kid didn't understand who Hitler was- they just liked the name. Hannibal Burress complains that people give him a hard time about his first name but he was named BEFORE The Silence of the Lambs.
Hannah Walters 4 years ago
If your reading this I hope you have a great day and know. “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” John 3:16 NIV
Jeff Christensen 4 years ago
Some of these names only sound bad because they are in a language you understand. Benjamin and Joseph have no real meaning in English, but would you name a child "Son of the right hand" or "he adds"? The Old Testament asserts that these were the meanings of Benjamin and Joseph in the language of the time, and the names were given based on the circumstances of their births.
Rens 4 years ago
I thought about naming my second baby girl Libelle which is the Dutch word for dragonfly. But it's also the name of a Dutch magazine.
Aaricia 4 years ago
Not only a magazine... So much more, including Lord if you spell it like libel.
Load More Replies... Suzanne Griscom 4 years ago
I had a student (of immigrant parents) named Tes Tekkle. Say it aloud.
Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
While shopping one day, I overheard a woman calling to her three children: Destiny, Karma, and Fate.
Winx 4 years ago
I'm guessing first kid planned, second kid conceived while drunk, third kid an accident LOL
Load More Replies... athornedrose 4 years ago
i knew a girl named "Nazmoki" who was the daughter of an immigrant to the US. She was alone in the hospital when she had her baby, and still feeling the effects of the epidural. they asked her for a name while she was out of it and she read the "no smoking" sign with a thick accent.
Sinkvenice 4 years ago
I had a patient once who was an African lady and she married an Irishman. Her name was Baby Fiddler. Thank goodness o saw the band before I saw the patient because it took me about ten minutes to stop laughing.
Sugar Cargill 4 years ago
I have always had a lot of cats. I usually name favorite human names like Nicholas and Louie and Johanna. I would never name a cat something more odd than Bandit.
Elak Swindell 4 years ago
I have a 14 page list I'm always adding to of stupid names kids are given, as well as a funny first and last name combinations. Like "Harry Beavers", "Harry Aenus", "River Moats", "Bear Trapp", "Brick Price", "Rusty Hamner", "One Winter", "Ona Bible", "Georgia Eagle", "Fern Forest", "Rowdy Negro" (white guy, real name), "Peter Gozinya", "Dusty Rhodes", "Little Saulsberry", "Pringle Peeples", etc. Parents can be so cruel, but at the same time, it's the kid's fault for not changing their name later in life.
Richard Samul 4 years ago
Knew a guy who named his daughter Crystal Meredith. I later found out he was addicted to meth, and wanted to name his kid after his favorite thing in the world.
Kusotare 4 years ago
I know a person whose name includes a number. I'm not going to name her, but imagine if your parents named you Ja5eson (and pronounced it "Ja-five-eh-son"). That's not her name, but it's about the same thing. She had a brother named Kyle, which was spelled normally, but I think should have been spelled "Xle".
Alida van Veen 4 years ago
I worked with two sisters who were named Jeruzalem and Bethlehem... We called them Jerry and Beth though! And I know a kid whose name is Storm, and got diagnosed with ADHD...
Samantha Cole 4 years ago
We named our son Charles Xavier. My husband wanted Charles after his best friend and we couldn’t think of any other middle name that fit.
Mark Howell 4 years ago
I have a friend who's parents surnaame was Puller and named him Richard (D*ck for short).
Anand Subaya 4 years ago
Indian names A**l... pronounced un-al.. Fortunate Fernandes.. tough child birth... Afaq... pronounced a-faak Achyut... if u know what a "chuth " is Viral.. pronounced vee-
Axolotl King 4 years ago
One of my dads cousins just has a baby and they named the baby "Fields" Not even kidding, Fields. I think all of her kids names are from the bible or something? one is Psalm (i think thats how its spelled) One is Harvest, and the other one i dont remember.
Not A Panda 4 years ago
I do hope that's not a girl though. She's going to get so bullied :(
Load More Replies... Michelle C 4 years ago
Working for a non-profit that works with children I saw my fair share: 1. SHMILY - So Help Me I Love You 2. Latrina 3. Moms name was Xerox and she named her son Canon 4. Shithead pronounced Sha-Theed 5. Twins - Mercedes & Lexus
Robert Baldwin 4 years ago
Went to school with a "Rainbow Summersky"... parents may have been hippies (this was the 1980s). Also went to school with a girl named Ta-Tanasha, which sounds awesome in some ways, but she got called "Ta-Tas" a lot
PatriciaB 4 years ago
I went to school with a Holly Berry, and worked with a Mike Hunt. Also worked with a company that had a call centre in the Philippines, a lot used different names instead because their real names were things like bubbles, Princess etc. My family still make fun of my cousin's son's name, when he said it was TJ we all asked what it stood for, nope his name is TeeJay.
Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago (edited)
Somebody (possibly Kim K.) talked Kanye out of re-naming himself Christian Billionaire Genius. Here in the U.S., you can name your kid anything, and I'm honestly good with that. I definitely feel sorry for some kids, but at least you can change it or try to get a good nickname.
Cori 4 years ago (edited)
I loved the name Liam before it became annoyingly popular (thanks Mr. Hemsworth). I still named my oldest Liam even though it makes me look like I'm trying to be trendy. My favorite boy name was actually Ira, but my husband vetoed it. By the time I was pregnant with our second, my husband was over being married and officially didn't care what I named the kid, so I got my Ira after all.
Patti Vance 4 years ago
i worked in a division of family law/family support in which we got birth certificates for children of clients. two i remember were 'remember remember' and 'reason reason'. not twins, either.
Daniel Atkins 4 years ago
The best i heard was while working in landscaping I hear a mother yell "Sierra Mist get in the car now." This was after the soda existed. I'm suprised Frank Zappa's Children did not make the list Ahmet, Dwizzle, Moon Unit. And Diva Muffin.
Cynthia Bonville 4 years ago
Kids named Karen, Katrina and Kim (KKK anyone, alliteration is fine but not with that letter three times). Crystal Dawn and her sister Sherry. Stormi and her daughter Raven (before the show). Thaddeus (yes he was as tiresome as his name). Peaches (classmate of mine).
James016 4 years ago
My son's name was a last minute thing. We first chose Harry after my grandfather but hearing it all the time killed it for us. One evening my wife suggested the name we gave him as we both love it and we were not hearing it out and about. Soon as he was born all we heard was his name everywhere and it is now in the top 5 names in the UK
Sjeezz 4 years ago
Know a couple who named their twin boys "Neil" & "Young". I have really no idea where this could come from... ;-)
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
I wanted to market a version of the I ❤ NY t-shirt as I love Neil Young, but there's no way I'd get the rights.
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Three girls, last one a surprise... Candy.... Sugar... and Nova. Last name Caine
Yep. Yep. Yep. 4 years ago (edited)
I know a Strawberry Rain. She's only seven and prefers to go by the name Sarah. It was the daughter of a woman I worked with and she always wanted a girl to name Strawberry Rain. I also knew a woman who named her daughter Jersey Belle and while I'm normally like "that's a nice name" I couldn't even excuse myself before laughing. I felt so bad but all I could think was that's a good name for a cow. I've met a girl name Harley and I couldn't believe it, but her husband refused to budge on it. I know a Hazel Wren, which personally I love but a lot of people hated.
TheartfulDutchGinger 4 years ago (edited)
I knew a family who had 3 sons who were named after archangels, Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael. And a daughter they named Magdalena after Maria Magdalena. Then they had another son. They named him Angel. I always thought that was a bit weird. I guess they ran out of archangel names. 🤔
Hannah Anderson Carroll 4 years ago
Another fabulous example of parents taking the very existence of their child/children and making it all about them. Will it ever stop?
Stephen Low sr. 4 years ago
I worked at an elementary school, where a kindergarten teacher pointed out the name on a child's desk. Pronounced sha- fah-say. Parents spelled it Shitface.
Lieutenant BaconWaffles 4 years ago
Before the internet, I've gone to school with kids names Bambi, Charity, Hope, Chastity, Faith, Forest, Domain, Patience, & none of them lived up to their names.
Mickipickie 4 years ago
A friend had a child in her classroom during her student teaching experience named Vrolet because she was born in a Chevrolet
Isabel Care 4 years ago
The times I have had people think it's a hoax call, when I report broken fences and escaped livestock, or a fire.....my name I. Care. Stupid parents. Could be far worse though...Iona Macintosh
Dory Tandoori 4 years ago
There's a girl in my class called Cotton white and a boy called Ramen 💀
Jessica Nametz 4 years ago
How about Shasta Orange? I used to work for a company that collected medical and legal records for attorneys and that was legitimately the name on all of the legal documents... I still laugh every time I see the soda at the store...(－‸ლ) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kelly Tinker 4 years ago
My brother legally gave his son the middle name "Trouble" so he can say Trouble is my middle name. Bit far for a joke, especially since my nephew is very shy and autistic so I don't think he'll ever embrace the joke, but at least it's only a middle name. (my nephew does like his middle name, I just don't think he'll have the confident swagger to go with the joke but I could be surprised. He's only 8 after all)
Melissa Kawai 4 years ago
Yep, my son’s cousin’s middle name is Danger. They did it just so he could say Danger is my middle name. 🤦♀️
Load More Replies... TheDragonPSA 4 years ago
A band I was in had a drummer named Mike Kok. Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit.
Random Anon 4 years ago
Someone needs to inform these parents, this is not the way to make your child feel special.
Katchen 4 years ago
The US would be hard-pressed to have naming rules, since we have people from all over the world. Who are we to tell someone they can’t give their child their grandfather’s traditional Chinese or Nigerian name, just because it is “unusual” from an Anglocentric point of view? Of course this leads to people being able to name their kids “Braden Mountain Dew Magnum” or whatever, but there’s a price for everything.
Nicole Bowman 4 years ago
My hometown has a plumber. He has 2 kids. Their names? Sinke and Draine.
Wuggerhumphden 4 years ago
I used to work with a guy called Joseph King. Known as Joe. He got an internal call once from somebody who spotted his name on the company directory and called him to say "Haha, your name is Joe-king" and put the phone down.
Lunar Bicycle 4 years ago
1) Gasoline Coffee - explained that her parents were “illiterate hicks.” 2) A. Harry D**k - junior high shop teacher. Gotta hand it to him, when he wrote his name on the board and we all started chuckling, he said, “I know why you’re laughing. Doesn’t bother me.” The laughing stopped pretty quickly. 3) Mr. and Mrs. Sippy - she thought it was cute, he rolled his eyes. Grumpy old man. 4) Grandma Daugschitz. 5) And a woman named “Rene”. Seems normal enough. Then I called her re-nay, and she snapped, “It’s REEN! It’s pronounced REEN!” Yeah, your parents may have told you that, but they were wrong.
Picture Queen 4 years ago
There is a family on YOu-Tube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-PepfX4nM19zhdgEn3o5kg )who has 10 children who are named Leonardo, Cleopatra, Jerusalem, Romeo, D'Artagnan, Shakespeare, Nefrititi, King James, Aphrodite & Omega. Their middle names are equally fascinating.
Stephanie Chapman 4 years ago
I worked in a hotel and met a woman named Dorcas Weatherhead, an elderly British man named D**k Holder, and a gentleman named D**k Painter. I worked at a law firm and saw the name Penny Million on a file. And I knew a woman whose father had a commune and he changed the family's last name to Israel. All of the kids were named after virtues, but given a regular middle name in case they didn't want to go by their first name. Her name was Lovely, but she had siblings named Strength, Power, and Clean. The worst kid's name I have come across is Athel. It just sounds like Asshole with a lisp.
Doc Thissen 4 years ago
I went to high school with a guy whose last name was O'Boyle. His first name was Lance. Poor bastard.
Sam Kennedy (WolvesRBeutiful) 4 years ago
I know someone who didn't know they were pregnant until they went into labor in the shower so they named the baby No Wonder. Also know someone who named their son Humming because their last name is Bird. Humming Bird. I'm not kidding.
Fixin'Ta 4 years ago
Most of these are exactly why some countries have to approve your child's name before you can give it to them. Several years ago in New Zealand there was a child whose parents gave her the name Tallulah-Does-The-Hula-From-Hawaii. The court took the child from her parents at age 9 because she was humiliated by her own name and wanted to change it and they wouldn't do it. Some people should not be allowed to reproduce.
Thomas Helms 4 years ago
I work for a college and I've seen some interesting ones: Skye Skraper and Abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz (pronounced "Noel" - yes, like they took the "Guess the Christmas song name" game and just used it verbatim)
Alan Cowan 4 years ago
Growing up I knew three brothers. Randy, Rickie and Rodney. Last name? Rafter. Also worked with a guy back in the 90's named David David...no fooling. Oh and there was a guy I know named Mike Hawken. He went by Michael.
Les Izmore 4 years ago
Drew Peacock's parents realized what they had done when someone said the newborns name in front of them
Thomas Es Thomas 4 years ago
One of my schoolmates was Benjamin Dover. He hated being called Ben.
KimTx 4 years ago
Before you name a child, do two three: - say the full name really loud. Have someone else say the name really loud. If it doesn't flow, try again. - Think about the child's future. How will the name work as an adult. - Is the name so distinctive that if they were arrested and/or made the news, do you really want the people they grew up with to know your angel baby is a rapist? A drunk? Scammer?
LITTLE ROBBIN 4 years ago
A baby was born last year here in the Philippines as Covid Bryant and Covid Rose.
The Redhead 4 years ago
My real name is Belle (pronounced bell.) I was always tormented in school about my name; I predate Beauty and the Beast by about 10 years so I am 'the original' lol. While these poor kids truly have terrible names (hope they change them to what they want when they turn 18). Now that I'm grown I like my name, however at least I was given a classic name opposed to something truly dreadful.
VulcansAreSexy 4 years ago
Here's the best name I've encountered in the wild: Jack Fire. You pretty much can't go wrong with the surname Fire
Pacifico Fernandez 4 years ago
I lived in a latin American country where many people have foreign (gringo) names, but spelled randomly. I have seen the name Jessica like Llesika Yesica Yessika. The name Jeremy is pronounced Heremi . The name John is spelled Llon and so on. Always reminds me of Terry Pratchett's books - Magratt and her daughter Esmeralda Mind The Spelling. In my country (Slavic) there was an urban legend about a kid named Izdislav (Издислав) .... After the whitesnake's song "Is this Love".
Iron ass 4 years ago
First thing: i went to elementary school woth three brothers with the last name west, it was ryden, wild, and easton. Second thing: remember the time gwyneth paltrow named her kid Apple Martin? One of my friends somehow thinks moses is worse, and that shes not that crazy, so i sent her a link to corrupt her. httpss://theoutline.com/post/1394/the-unbearable-wrongness-of-gwyneth-palrow
Pittsburgh rare 4 years ago (edited)
I knew a kid named Ben-Hur. Yes. Like Charlton Heston's character. To add insult to injury, the kid turned into a bully with ADHD who'd beat anyone in sight. I wonder how he'll be doing in high school.
H Edwards 4 years ago
It's just an old fashioned way to shorten Richard, from the days when we didn't use the word d**k to mean anything else. Don't think there are a ton of parents out there actually naming children D**k.
Load More Replies... Roni Ingram 4 years ago
As a child I met 2 girls called Mercedes, Porsche, and their brother Bentley....
Elle Malkamäki 4 years ago
I worked at an English immersion primary school in Finland, and I can’t remember the Finnish version of the name, but it directly translated to ‘shattered dreams’ in English. She was a surprise p, for parents that never wanted kids. Back home in Australia, I’ve known Barb (Barbara) Dwyer, Duane Pipe, and my personal favourite, Mike Hunt. Say it fast. MIKE HUNT 😂🤣😂
Jim Patrick 4 years ago
Travis moonbeam, essence of love, Orion pearly ski, celestial star, all from one family their last name was nason-long. Another family in the area last name is D**k they had 10 boys and 1 girl Anita D**k. And I once work with a guy named Strech Brown.
Mz Phit 4 years ago
Many years ago, when I lived in rural Arizona I knew of a boy named Whisper (who's mom - a hippy type very sweet woman- had also changed her name from Candace to "Can Dance"). I have wondered how that worked out for him...if he changed it when he got to school, or if there's a thirty something year old man named Whisper out in the world, living his life with the free spirit of his dancing mom
Flufflefox 4 years ago
I have a unique name. The only one in the world. Thanks for the difficult language. I like my name even though it has to be explained every time. Most people think of it as a last name.
Sandy D 4 years ago
There is (or was, she may have moved) whose real name was Marijuana Pepsi Jackson. She apparently kept her name and I think she went on to become a teacher.
Marianne Contrino 4 years ago
Actually, she's originally from Beloit. I went to college with her. Didn't know her very well, but one of my roommates did. Pretty sure she has a PHD, in education, but I might be wrong about that. There was an article written about her a few years ago, that gained a lot of attention, focusing on how she became very successful, despite having a name like that. It's an interesting read, and she definitely deserves the praise.
Load More Replies... Mingi Football 4 years ago
Brother went to school with sisters named Anniversary and Graduation i
SoozeeQ 4 years ago
About 30 years ago, my cousin had a son and didn't want to name him with a name that could be shortened, so she chose Nicholas. When his 3-year-old sister Alexandra met him, the first thing she said was "Hello, Knickers"! I've also heard of a case, where a woman didn't want to shorten her daughter's name, so chose "Amber". The 4-year-old brother called her "Hamburger"! Needless to say, in both cases, the mothers were horrified!
Remi Flynne 4 years ago
How odd - Nicholas is commonly abbreviated to Nick or Nicky. Though I knew someone called Kim because her parents didn't want a name that can be abbreviated (no idea why - gives the child choices) but she just got called Kimbo. People will frequently lengthen if they can't shorten.
Load More Replies... Dori Rice-courtwright 4 years ago
My b/f had a tenant who named her baby after her favorite beverage Pepsi
grey galah 4 years ago
There could be an argument for either adopting Iceland's law on naming children or licensing parenthood
Nick Poliseno 4 years ago
Oh really Cherie, how are you and where are you from ?
Load More Replies... CatWoman312 4 years ago
I know someone who named their child Ophelia Wish. It sounds like a stripper or porn star name smh
Sue M. H. R. 4 years ago
Oh where to begin? I once knew a D*ck Woodc*ck, could not believe that was his name. Shewanna Johnson, that one was bad. But I was always more confused about (mostly) male names that were included in their last name ... Steve Stephenson, Brad Bradley, etc. But for super weird, I date a Jon - short for Jonquil, the flower and I knew a Summer Rayne, which I thought was pretty. Apple (before Gwyneth Paltrow's kid) and Moon Ray are two others.
Lydia Gichia-Black 4 years ago
My mom told me once she had a patient named Chlamydia. Now that is just unbelievable.
Margaret Mayhugh 4 years ago
Chaos. Blaze. Queen Elizabeth (yes, two legal first names). Felt bad for Shithead (shuh-TEED) but his was legit, I understand that's not an uncommon name and it just isn't a name that translates well to English.
H Edwards 4 years ago
It's like the Indian surname Dixit, which has a very unfortunate pronunciation for English speakers
Load More Replies... Suzanne Griscom 4 years ago
I have a cousin who named their kid Nevaeh, heaven backwards. Also had a student named Phuc Hu; his esl teacher nicknamed him Tony and Tony kept it once he learned more English. Also had a student in my school named Diarrhea because it was the prettiest word in English her parents heard in the refugee camp.
Daphne Williams 4 years ago (edited)
Nevaeh is actually very common now among Mormon children. The Mormons are notorious for giving their kids "unique" names. https://www.utahbabynamer.com/
Load More Replies... Satirical Duchess 4 years ago
I am in a class with a kid who was called _____ Darling then when his mum remarried he became _____ Love. This is just such a bizarre coincidence I love it.
ScarlettofHydraIsland 4 years ago
I would name my kid Hydra. It’s probably a good thing I’m single and don’t plan to have kids any time soon XD
Innes Stefana 4 years ago
had a colleague named Sir King ... he was a call agent for a very big company..
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