50 Hilarious Engineering Memes That Don’t Require Any Degree

This is wholesome

I have the same problem, I guess my social skills just can't be found

Alice...is that you down there?

Health insurance called ME yesterday & transferred me to a waiting queue to speak to a rep who was experiencing high volume calls - seriously? Gonna call me to put me in queue, so I hung up. If they want me.so bad to call, don't put me in a high volume queue

Hahaha

This is beautiful

Cool!

Omg 😂😂

My daughter (10) : How big is the universe ? Infinite ? They say, it is expanding... but, then it needs infinitely more room...so there must be an awful lot of space behind the universe. Or it can't expand, right ? Me : ...(Think we need more bananas )

When I took some training classes many years ago, the youngest students were puzzled by the “Honda icon.”

Make it, like, more, like make it pop. But subtle. Also add puppies.

Ba dum tsss

As did I!

...and back to square one. I think the big 5 remaining in vanle6have to merge before that tho

Wait, I thought we were all plugged into the matrix? No?

Dang that's good

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Oh I am so HAPPY now.. I learned something that is new, old , and geeky all at once.

Just wait untill your odometer hits.... 8675309.... Stop... roll down the window and yell.. JENNY

So... did you get the job?

Genius!

Probably the best response ever! 😂

I propose that the official term for that hidden end of a roll of tape be "Waldo"!

The one time I'm glad to be short

Please spread this infection every where.

Eleven eleven

Classic

I've labored over trying to override Ms word tendency to decide whats best for your formatting so this happens!

Closer to how I add in my head than I care to admit..

The powers of an analytical mind - at least he only went 1 less than 3

Tech support is googling it have the time themselves

Hes not wrong. Ice is not a cube once frozen into anything other than x^3

Meh, wait till new folder (12) comes out to deal.with them all

So far.

I used 98% one month and stretched 1% for three days after they alerted me. I was bombarded with ads from them afterwards to sign up for double data. I guess marketers calling it kind of unlimited wouldn't sell

I can see why you had a hard time parking, this map is crazy.

What a cute cell!

a^2 + b^2 = c^2 ....

I actually have those toys in my bedroom somewhere

Displacement too

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My favourite that after talking with my boyfriend he gets tampon adverts 😂 during those days for him earplugs would be more appropriate 😉

K = C + 273.15 if I remember correctly... i don't think anyone has an IQ this high? Am I missing something here?

Shockingly accurate.

Ah, the legendary Righty-Tighty and Lefty-Loosy.

Hm this doesn't help cheat if this isn't clarified as tan & not cotan

It's a perfect 89 degree angle

It is also the square root of 69 .... 8 something...

Oh my that is waiting to fry out from dust...no saving that pup

Does a single click of it turn off system or do you need to hold it as well? Bc if it's the 1st I'd be downright angry all the time

Many years ago I was stopping with a family and had a summer job in a hotel. One morning, the mother woke me up with a cup of tea, then told me she had heard on the radio that a nuclear weapon was about to be fired at us (it was a test, she had misheard). We looked at each other trying to work out what to do. I decided I had better go to work as everyone was going to need a cup of tea today. Looking back, I'm a bit miffed with my mind that when I thought it was the last day on earth this was where my brain went.

If it worked how is it w stupid solution. There was thought put into this on where failure was occurring & then what can be.done to fix it

When customers are inputting their PIN. Never know who's gonna get all twitchy about you glancing in their general direction.

This meme is beautiful. I have no funny comment. I'm just a happy lil nerd now.

If you had the please of playing wolfenstein or doom, this is way better than those!

The hunchback of Notre Dame needed a place to stay while they fix the fire at his old place and they built him a tower to stay in. Who do you think rings that little bell each time someone joins a zoom call?

All that money down the crapper.

I worked in a laboratory once, and you would not believe how much time is spent just washing the test tubes and such (I know because I was the one who had to clean 'em).

HaHAhaaHAhaaaAaAa...

Must not be a computer programming company hiring a programmer then

This is a Mitch Hedberg joke.

"Affect" is commonly used as a verb, meaning to influence or produce a change. "Effect" is primarily used as a noun, representing the result or consequence of an action.

It retrieves the information about where the nearest one is from a subsystem it was given access to it doesn't have access to your location (this was originally about Snapchat)

Don't forget Chat GPT.

Asking for help is easy, dealing with the help is hard.

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