One of the biggest gifts of life is that we can talk to each other. Family, friends, strangers — the gift of communication, friendship, and speech is the thing that makes life more fun and bearable, even if it sometimes results in hilarious mishaps. The Internet has given us the ability to talk with people from the opposite side of the globe, so the chances of funny and memorable interactions are as high as ever.
You might dislike internet comments: they can sometimes be mean, uninformed, and incendiary. But at Bored Panda, we’re all about comments that are funny, lighthearted, and beloved by folks online. Such are the posts from the X page “Wild Replies,” a place where only the best comebacks, retorts, and burns make their way.
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There’s a reason why we collectively, as a people, love comment sections. Often, they’re better than the original post. In some cases, we even come to posts, videos, and social media in general for the comments. The numerous GIFs with people eating popcorn have become a thing, usually because it means drama is unfolding somewhere in the comment section.
Lately, it may seem like a lot of content online is not really about the content itself but more about the comments. On Medium, Erum Hamza writes, “Comment sections are not feedback systems. They are reaction ecosystems.” Online spaces, according to him, are not like classrooms, but more like crowded buses, and each comment is like a reaction you get when someone accidentally stomps on your foot.
By now, we know that most online spaces are not for information, education, or even our well-being. The main goal of social media is to get engagement, and any kind of reaction, just like any kind of publicity, is good engagement, even when it’s spurred by anger, volatility, and hate.
Similarly, comment sections aren’t all about sunshine and rainbows. People get into all kinds of petty arguments, but Hamza offers a different explanation from the usual “people just disagree.” He says that someone disagreeing with a creator, their content, or a comment praising them can be a threat to how a person sees themselves.
People tend to defend their opinions and their favorites so fiercely in the comments because it’s part of their identity. And when someone insults or belittles that, they feel personally slighted. “People aren’t debating you,” Hamza writes on Medium. “They’re defending themselves through you.”
How do we avoid falling into the trap of arguments in comment sections? Simple — we have to stop trying to “win” them and prove our point, and think of them as weather patterns. “Not personal. Just atmospheric,” according to Hamza. So, the folks on this list who simply have fun in comment sections really seem to have grasped what they’re really all about.
I got a half bottle of whiskey in my grocery delivery once that still had the security ring around the bottle neck. It was then that I realised I could still just open the cap. Had a funny conversation with someone in a supermarket about that - turns out someone else worked it out, went in and necked quite a substantial amount before security could get to him. He is why that store now has netting and a tamperproof tag on it.
Trying to win a comment section like you’re vying for the Nobel Prize in comedy might be a better goal. We’ve heard the classic “Leave a comment” phrase in hundreds of YouTube videos, but comments do so much more than just create engagement. According to Mr. Pop Culture, the funniest conversations and moments happen online organically.
“Comment sections reward a particular style of humor that is fast, collaborative, and constantly evolving,” Mr. Pop Culture writes. “One person introduces a joke, another builds on it, and dozens more contribute variations until an entirely new meme has formed. These conversations often develop organically without any central creator directing the outcome.”
A good example of this is the time singer Rick Astley got Rick-rolled on Reddit. He shared a throwback photograph on r/pics, and one user, under the guise of posting a photo of meeting him backstage when they were 12, included a link to the infamous song. The replies and meta-humor just went from there, with people trying to one-up each other with witty comments, but everyone equally celebrating the fact that a years-long internet meme just came full-circle.
And right now, History Majors, normally an underappreciated set of knowledge could come and save the World (or at least the USA)
Which of these replies were the funniest in your opinion, Pandas? And have you got any tips for good comebacks so that we, too, can get at least a tiny taste of internet clout and get some likes in the comment section? Let us know your secret strategies in the comments! And if you’d like to see more savage replies, check out our previous publications on hilarious comebacks here and here!
Of course, if you're an introvert, "Hi" is the evil one XD "Bye" is the glorious, virtuous hero!
Perhaps Marlene is from Seattle...I hear it rains a lot there! Lol
Until you hit middle age, get menopause and they literally steam up during a hot flush. TMI, you're welcome.
Had to google it because I've no clue who/what Reggie and Kai are. Apparently they are two streamers who had beef with each other/a "feud" and fought/shít-talked each other during livestreams. Or something like that. Basically two streamers who got into a fight.
The beginning of these memes I got. The further I scrolled down I didn't.
The beginning of these memes I got. The further I scrolled down I didn't.
