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83 Absolutely Unhinged “New” Sentences That Have No Business Being This Funny
The internet is truly a treasure trove when it comes to random thoughts and hilarious phrases. You think you’ve seen it all, but then, out of nowhere, someone types a sentence that makes you go, “Wait… what?”
So that you don’t get the same recycled content and memes, there are a few online communities that round up the most unhinged and completely brand-new sentences.
Some are hilarious, some odd, and some simply ridiculous.
We never could have imagined that someone would use the words “illegal underground grandma karaoke bars” in one sentence — and in that order — ever. Or that we would see someone compare a tapeworm to Ozempic.
Some of these thoughts will surely leave you scratching your head.
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Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
These are the grandparents we aspire to be ,NOT well Covid wise anyways .
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Bewitched One 7 months ago
Well, I love owls too, but this is just stupidity on their part lol
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LillieMean 7 months ago (edited)
I can say that the sudden appearance of this image in your brain also causes an interesting reaction. I had an anxiety attack and tried to breathe deeply in and out through my nose without success and I remembered this helpful tip. The end result was that I sounded like a hysterical cross between a bagpipe and a donkey. I almost fainted. A panic attack is a terrible experience, I've had them too, but I laugh at this image every time.
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Eternal Progress 7 months ago (edited)
If you must go, go out with a bang! (Please don't take this the wrong way smh)
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Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
The cat distribution system,is good ,but I didn’t think it was THAT good 😱
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RedHairedDragon 7 months ago (edited)
I suspect that this tweet gave birth to the game "Timberborn"
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Chris Lawson 7 months ago
Five years for a garbage fire?!!! The US is insane, five years for this but community service if you steal a few hundred million
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Liliana Spiro 7 months ago
Tap 'WildSentence' on the bottom left for the whole pic, if you're curious like I was.
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Liliana Spiro 7 months ago (edited)
I read that a guy asked to get his Reverse Holo Popplio Pokémon card to be blessed and signed by...wait for it...Pope Leo. The Pope found it funny and even showed the card to his guards. Edited after seeing some coments: Popplio/Pope Leo
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Michael Largey 7 months ago
Follow up: OP was wearing his pants on his head. And nothing else.
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Peter Bear 7 months ago
The furry community, by and large, is full of kind, caring, socially aware, media-literate people who are far more tolerant and accepting of others than society at large. The Elongated Muskrat is none of those things, and therefore unwelcome.
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Hassel Davidhoff 7 months ago
I mean, in his defense she was pretty good looking. Dumb as hell, but kinda hot.
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Dolly_of TheCowboy 7 months ago
"Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table..."
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