40 Times Kids Asked “Where Do Babies Come From?” And Parents Answered Perfectly

Bahahahaha most honest answer here!

Okay that's hilarious. Love the dad "helping".

i'm definitely doing this 🤣😂

I want a kitten tree.

She should have added they use parachutes.

Smart kids. Looks like Santa is going to have to up his security

I bought a book appropriately aged for my 5-year-old. It had different animals & finally showed a cartoon man & woman covered up in bed. She said, "I'm full of this."

Where do trains come from? 🤣

The kid knows!

Kuato: "Start the reactor. Free Mars..."

Every sperm is saaaaacreeeed 🎵🎵🎵

Like a baby vending machine! 😅

There's an old story, not sure how true it is, but supposedly Gerber had a hell of time selling their baby food in Africa. Most are illiterate and would go by the picture on the can/bottle. So when people saw jars with baby faces on them...

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It's a good thing that people don't actually get pregnant from just tolerating their partners very much... otherwise I'd probably have a whole passel of kids from my 23-year-long relationship with my ex XD

A little boy went out to the garage to ask his father "Dad...what does sex mean?". The father was shocked by the question, given his son's age, but figured it best to be honest and direct, and explained the process. When he finished he asked his son "So, do you understand?". The boy thought a moment, then shook his head and said "No really". Father said "Well, you will some day when you're older. Now...what made you ask that question?". The boy said "Cause Mom told me 'Go tell your father to wash up, dinner will be ready in two secs'."

The rainforest or the company?

I want to know what the wife said to her child.

was there a flock of storks carrying blankets outside? hehe

Technically.......

Troof

im guessing he's not a fan of humans

I loathe the term 'front bottom' but at least when my mum said that's where babies came out I understood. This was after I had a doll up my top and was trying to work out the mechanics.

"And a baby boom?" 😧

don't blame 'em

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Netflix and chill

We no longer gave milkmen, so nature found a way.

billy, just stay away from the watermelons

Yep, can relate - I was told in detail at 3 years old & I don't remember ever NOT knowing the full process! :D

Who do you think you are, mom? The next Virgin Mary? 🤔

Yes Billy, sometimes a magic wand is involved... 🎤

Sounds right

Yes, child, but we didn't go right away. You know how a plant takes time to grow? Well, a baby is the same way! It takes nine months for a baby to fully develop! Now, dear child, go off and play!

a special kind of fertilizer, honey

It would both explain all the unstable furniture in my childhood and the loose screws I have now

That is the 0,1% of the class time.

Cuz you don't know.

"It's OK if you don't know." XD

Also bad decisions.

Love these parents who aren't prepared. It's freaking 2024. Now the first they hear of how babies are made will be from their friends.

I see a teen dad in the future.

Nope or you wouldn't be here.

Walmart sells *everything*

What are panniers ?

I don't know why this is so hard for some people. Tell the detailed, gross truth. They won't touch anyone (at least of the opposite gender) for years.

Yeah there are entire Facebook groups who are still arguing over this... so they have company.

Yes. Mandrakes. :)

"Oh god, oh god, oh god!"