Woman Receives An Old Box From Her Mother With Her Childhood Things, Finds The Most Embarrassing One
Comic artist Kristie Lane (known online as Ristay) doesn’t need to search for inspiration. She uses her personal experiences as to fuel her creative endeavors, and it makes them incredibly entertaining. Just check out her comic about the first time she wore a tampon. Or the one about the “infuriating, stupid and odd, odd shit” she dealt with as a Papa John’s delivery driver. You’ll immediately understand where I’m coming from. This time, Ristay has illustrated an embarrassing moment from way back and it’s hard not to laugh at, too. Scroll down to learn how she became a “potty savior” when she was 5 and – if you’re brave enough – share your own childhood confessions in the comments.
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Share on FacebookI begged and begged my parents for a "how-do-stick" aged 3. They hadnt got a clue what was in my little head. I can clearly remember to this day what I wanted and why but couldnt articulate. It only became clear to them on a day trip to Blackpool where I spotted a shepherds-crook style thing full of sweets. "How-do-stick". All because of an elderly neighbour who we would meet on the road every day who would wave his (shepherds crook style) walking stick in the air as he said "How do" - 3 year old me really wanted a "how-do-stick"
It’s true the system is abused I’m in a wheelchair have been for about Eight. Years in mine right now
Load More Replies...Nope, you aren't. Also, whilst allowing for five year old logic, why had she been using loos for disabled people in order to make the connection? Wouldn't her mother (the parent she talks about being with that time so I'm making an assumption here that it was mostly mother) have taken her into loos that just had the ladies sign? For the majority of the time a 5 year old wouldn't have been going on her own - well that's how I remember it anyway. Unless she had disabled family members but then it would have been explained. It obviously happened but I confess to be confused.
Load More Replies...When my autistic son was 5, we were in the car waiting to exit a parking lot onto a main street. My son blurts out "Bad Boy!" "What Bad Boy?" My son points to a passing police car "Bad Boy, mama, Bad Boy!" Then I got it..the theme song from the tv show cops. We turned onto the street singing "Bad Boys, Bad Boys..watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do when they come for you?"
I'd just like to point out that just because the woman was obese, that may not have been her only handicap. Not all handicaps are visible from the outside.
Strange and contrived post. So a little child believes the parking places are for people in a bathroom emergency...watches a women park there, follows her through the building to see if she uses the toilet, confronts the adult, and the adult goes ballistic at a little child? Where are the child's parents? This is clearly untrue and not even funny!
Thank you. It’s not funny at all, it’s borderline psychotic. Kids trying to mind the business of adults is not cute or funny. And yet so many parents think it’s just hilarious. So trashy.
Load More Replies...I don't understand why you are making the women a villain for being obese. Obesity is most likely the result of her disability. Not all disabilities are visible. I get that you were 5 at the time, but you are now an adult and still making this women the fat villain of your story. Sorry but if a brat ran up to a screamed that I was fat, I would call you a little s**t too. I have constant struggle with people parking in the accessible parking, which forces me to squeeze into spots where I have to take my walker out through my trunk window, so I get it. Just because you fat doesn't mean you don't have MS, ME, FIBRO, LUPUS, and on and on. Again, you were five, but your cartoon is offensive.
Seriously. Parents think it’s just so cute when their kids try (and fail miserably) to act like adults. Then they act indignant when someone puts their s****y kid in their place. I think it was right for the woman to cuss the kid out. If anything, she didn’t go far enough. Had it been me, I would have ignored the kids existence completely. I’ll be damned if I answer to a person that’s only been on the planet for like 40 months. FOH.
Load More Replies...So the author is just assuming that the reason this person was parking in the space was because she was obese? Pretty self absorbed memory for a five year old!
The OP assumed she parked there was because she had a potty emergency. When she didnt use the potty the poster admonished her for parking there and not using the potty. One of the bystanders was who said the obesity was not a reason to park in handicapped parking
Load More Replies...Yes I'm sure a 5 year old came up with that nice complex storyline and then remembered it for decades after the fact. Geesh, if you're going to write fiction, just call it what it is, not some fabricated story by some fabricated little kid.
People always fabricate stories about their kids or things they claim to have done when they were kids. This is because children are so uninteresting on their own.
Load More Replies...Hmmm. This woman can recall in great detail an embarrassing moment that happened to her when she was five, but people don't think Dr. Ford is correctly remembering a traumatic attack that happened when she was in high school?
In this case, the poster can remember everything perfectly because she just made it up five minutes before she wrote it. This would be fine if it was entertaining comic fiction, but it is just embarrassingly dumb, and not the least bit funny or entertaining.
Load More Replies...She actually has a right to be mad, you can't just assume the disease had to do with her obesity. Even if it did there are diseases that cause obesity sometimes and you can't just "take a walk" and make it go away. Still a funny story tho
I begged and begged my parents for a "how-do-stick" aged 3. They hadnt got a clue what was in my little head. I can clearly remember to this day what I wanted and why but couldnt articulate. It only became clear to them on a day trip to Blackpool where I spotted a shepherds-crook style thing full of sweets. "How-do-stick". All because of an elderly neighbour who we would meet on the road every day who would wave his (shepherds crook style) walking stick in the air as he said "How do" - 3 year old me really wanted a "how-do-stick"
It’s true the system is abused I’m in a wheelchair have been for about Eight. Years in mine right now
Load More Replies...Nope, you aren't. Also, whilst allowing for five year old logic, why had she been using loos for disabled people in order to make the connection? Wouldn't her mother (the parent she talks about being with that time so I'm making an assumption here that it was mostly mother) have taken her into loos that just had the ladies sign? For the majority of the time a 5 year old wouldn't have been going on her own - well that's how I remember it anyway. Unless she had disabled family members but then it would have been explained. It obviously happened but I confess to be confused.
Load More Replies...When my autistic son was 5, we were in the car waiting to exit a parking lot onto a main street. My son blurts out "Bad Boy!" "What Bad Boy?" My son points to a passing police car "Bad Boy, mama, Bad Boy!" Then I got it..the theme song from the tv show cops. We turned onto the street singing "Bad Boys, Bad Boys..watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do when they come for you?"
I'd just like to point out that just because the woman was obese, that may not have been her only handicap. Not all handicaps are visible from the outside.
Strange and contrived post. So a little child believes the parking places are for people in a bathroom emergency...watches a women park there, follows her through the building to see if she uses the toilet, confronts the adult, and the adult goes ballistic at a little child? Where are the child's parents? This is clearly untrue and not even funny!
Thank you. It’s not funny at all, it’s borderline psychotic. Kids trying to mind the business of adults is not cute or funny. And yet so many parents think it’s just hilarious. So trashy.
Load More Replies...I don't understand why you are making the women a villain for being obese. Obesity is most likely the result of her disability. Not all disabilities are visible. I get that you were 5 at the time, but you are now an adult and still making this women the fat villain of your story. Sorry but if a brat ran up to a screamed that I was fat, I would call you a little s**t too. I have constant struggle with people parking in the accessible parking, which forces me to squeeze into spots where I have to take my walker out through my trunk window, so I get it. Just because you fat doesn't mean you don't have MS, ME, FIBRO, LUPUS, and on and on. Again, you were five, but your cartoon is offensive.
Seriously. Parents think it’s just so cute when their kids try (and fail miserably) to act like adults. Then they act indignant when someone puts their s****y kid in their place. I think it was right for the woman to cuss the kid out. If anything, she didn’t go far enough. Had it been me, I would have ignored the kids existence completely. I’ll be damned if I answer to a person that’s only been on the planet for like 40 months. FOH.
Load More Replies...So the author is just assuming that the reason this person was parking in the space was because she was obese? Pretty self absorbed memory for a five year old!
The OP assumed she parked there was because she had a potty emergency. When she didnt use the potty the poster admonished her for parking there and not using the potty. One of the bystanders was who said the obesity was not a reason to park in handicapped parking
Load More Replies...Yes I'm sure a 5 year old came up with that nice complex storyline and then remembered it for decades after the fact. Geesh, if you're going to write fiction, just call it what it is, not some fabricated story by some fabricated little kid.
People always fabricate stories about their kids or things they claim to have done when they were kids. This is because children are so uninteresting on their own.
Load More Replies...Hmmm. This woman can recall in great detail an embarrassing moment that happened to her when she was five, but people don't think Dr. Ford is correctly remembering a traumatic attack that happened when she was in high school?
In this case, the poster can remember everything perfectly because she just made it up five minutes before she wrote it. This would be fine if it was entertaining comic fiction, but it is just embarrassingly dumb, and not the least bit funny or entertaining.
Load More Replies...She actually has a right to be mad, you can't just assume the disease had to do with her obesity. Even if it did there are diseases that cause obesity sometimes and you can't just "take a walk" and make it go away. Still a funny story tho
































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