30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

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This is actually a good point.

I think about this almost every day...

I like my map app. I can have an audio-book playing, and the map app only pauses the book when it has something to say. Like, "You big idiot, you missed the exit. Why do I even?"

Anxiety is a real beach

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I think I'm a chicken. Nice.

huh

I always think of an eagle cruising winds, right above ocean surface. Works every time!

Every time I have to cook anything, I’ve started making scrambled egg “cups” (pouring eggs in muffin tins, mixing and baking them with extra veggies or cheese, and then putting the little muffin tin shaped egg cups into a freezer bag). I just have to grab one or two and nuke them and douse them in hot sauce. They’re good in the freezer for at least a week and if I make them every time I have to cook something else anyways, it helps me eat when I’m too lazy to cook and would rather go hungry - I suck at eating lol)

I don't care how many times I see this, I still crack up! It's my husband and son in a nutshell!

Nah I know friends who love to read the menu. They usually order the same thing every time but they enjoy perusing 😊 I personally enjoy it too even though I usually try a new dish every time. It’s fun to read a menu, I cannot explain why.

No cause I do the same thing 😂 like no one is ever going to read this but I still feel judged. WHY.

It just feels so suspicious to walk out without buying anything.

Or use it to scratch your back

me fr fr

I can be ugly anywhere and have photographic evidence to offer.

To be fair, they've gotten a lot better with the dyes. They don't run as much.

As a person with misophonia I appreciate that effort.

Not if your first question was the easier one to answer.

Lmao just because I went to school in the same building as someone as a teenager doesn’t mean I give any kind of a shít about them as an adult unless we were friendly 😅

Does anyone remember My Immortal (Harry Potter fan fiction? Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way? 😂😂😂😂)

Intrusive thoughts = Motörhead, violent thoughts = High On Fire, sad thoughts = Strauss waltzes (It's really hard to be sad listening to the Blue Danube), depressing thoughts = Willie Nelson or Hank Williams, Jr., bat sh!t crazy thoughts = B-52's or Louis Prima.

Save the declarations until you know my Pokémon gym *at least*.

That's what a cloud is for, and then download to PC

I'm usually late when I have plenty of time to get where I'm going.

I think that's called insomnia

... with my creepy little lunch box...

"You're such a good listener". You literally cut me off every time I open my mouth....

Once I was working at a bank and a girl I was helping forgot her wallet. She called in a little while later saying she had been helped by the teller with "the pretty eyes". Its been 10 years and it still makes me blush.

Keep it going! You're SO much better off!!

the last few minutes before i turned ___ . always.

Hey. Hey! I know that bear. He stole my girl, she said she felt safer with him around.

Shady Pines, Ma.

me

One of my friends just looks at me and makes a weird inhaling noise with his lips pursed, as if he’s sucking through an invisible straw while looking at me like this: “🥺”

It never happened before, but if it happened it will be on a trip. Same with needing a ball gown.

We all must learn this lesson at some point

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Introspection IS important for growth...

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Just send me Robert Downey, Jr.

You can absolutely say that. If they judge they aren't your people

felt

You aren't allowed in my Crocs, anyway.

If Salvador Dali made memes, this would be one

Maladaptive Daydreaming really is something

*watching my favorite hilarious TV show with my wife for the first time *Me knowing a funny scene is happening *Her not laughing *Me: 😑

mmmmmmmm cheese

*takes notes*

Never watched it. I guess I'm next.

He's emo for the nemos

Giving homework should be a federal crime.

I'm jerk-phobic. I don't care whom or how many people you bring home as long as none of them are jerks

North Dakota?

A sporting event can be fixed; existence cannot.