40 Nosy Parents Who Got More Than They Bargained For While Digging Through Kids’ Rooms
Interview With ExpertChildren will eventually get to an age where they will want more privacy. They may keep themselves in their rooms for hours on end, making their activities within those four walls a mystery to those around them.
That lack of transparency has led many parents to stumble upon some of the strangest items in their kids’ rooms. They shared their discoveries in this Reddit thread from more than a decade ago, and the discussion remains relevant today.
People opened up about finding women’s underwear stuffed in a pillow, wet diapers, and books glued to the window, among other things. If you’ve had any similar experiences, we’d love to hear about them in the comments!
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I thought my mom was going through my room, so I set up my webcam to record on motion.
Sure enough she was rifling though everything. Eventually she opened a drawer and found a very realistic looking d***o (It was really water gun that I got as a gag gift).
She inspected it and had the most terrified confused look on her face.
She stopped searching my room.
I was invited to a friend's birthday party and was instructed to bring a gag gift. I bought him a ball gag. He and his wife thought it was hilarious. Some of the other guests, not so much.
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My daughter once hid eggs, flour and sugar so she had an emergency pancake stash.
She brought it out when she asked her grandma if they could make pancakes and they didn't have any flour or eggs. She was 4 years old at the time.
Amateur. Pancakes will keep forever sandwiched between the pages of books. The general rule - the more boring the book, the slower time passes for the pancake.
When I was about twelve my parents freaked out and almost made me go to a psychiatrist because they found a noose in my room. I was not s******l. I just had some rope and was bored and wanted to see if I could figure out how to tie one. It took me forever to convince them of that, though.
I think the majority of us agree. Considering the material posted on this site, kids shouldn't have free rein here anyway, and us adults should be allowed to express ourselves with being censored.
Load More Replies...As teens, we used to make nooses of ropes, because we thought it was edgy. I am so glad that social media didn't exist back then, because now only we remember how cringy we were but it isn't out there for the whole world to see until eternity.
Been there. Not so much tying nooses, but it in the 'relentlessly edgy dark phase'.
Load More Replies..."Sui-ci-dal" there, I fixed for you... Who are you trying to protect from words you can find in a dictionary?
That reminds me of when my mum found my brother's collection of knives (pretend) stashed in holes he cut in the carpet! She was a bit concerned he was obsessed with knives and would soon take real ones to play with. He just wanted to hide things like the pirates in the books he read. (She definitely wasn't happy with the damage to the carpet either!)
We had the opportunity to speak with some experts, who were gracious enough to share their insights with us. One of them is Elaine Taylor-Klaus, CPCC, MCC, certified parenting coach and CEO of Impact Parents.
As she tells Bored Panda, parents must first and foremost approach such situations with curiosity. Asking questions like, “Was it something the kid discovered on their own?” or “Did someone else introduce it to them?” instead of assuming that you know what’s going on.
Dead birds hidden inside of a Thomas the Tank lunchbox...some were skeletonized, some were mummified, and a couple were...fresh... he was about 4 at the time...
How does a 4 yr old catch that many birds? Why are there so many dead birds where he is? You leave near a plutonium slag heap?
Not to be pedantic to the OP, but Thomas is a Tank Engine, not a fookin tank. There, I feel better now. Thank you for letting me vent.
The picture accompanying this story would give me uncomfortable feelings on it's own as well... You see, i've always been a bit of a tomboy, but unfortunately for me, a bit over 10 years ago, Hello Kitty was all the rage for girls as old as i was back then, and my mom kept forcing me to wear clothes with that theme even after i had told her i don't like them. So yeah, i think it's safe to say that Hello Kitty has been nothing short of a childhood trauma for me.
Seriously, i got downvoted for not liking something i was FORCED to like?
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When I was little I had a wall covered with obituaries. I wonder what did my mom think about it.
When I was little, I used to go to the cemetery with my grandma to light a candle for all our deceased relatives. I used to wander around trying to find the graves of the youngest people buried there 😬
My parents took me on picnics in graveyards. We'd find the person with the name we thought was nicest and have a picnic with them. We'd honour them as if it was their birthday and try to imagine what they were like.
Load More Replies...Reading the obits in the town paper was routine, whether we knew the deceased or not. It wasn't morbid, but it was less entertaining than the funny pages.
I am not my parents but I found about 13 pair of panties from one of my best friends younger sister between my brothers box spring and mattress. He was 17 and she was 15. I told him I would beat him within an inch of his life if I ever caught him doing something like that again.
"I am not my parents.." I believe that's what is known as an Alabama Denial 🤣
♫ Ohhhhh, my father is my Uncle Joe, my mother is my dear aunt Flo, it is very plain to see, my first cousin is ME!!! ♫♫
Load More Replies...What is he trying to stop? Two teenagers having a good time, or panty stealing?
One pair, maybe it's kids fooling around, maybe she gave them to him or left them there. 13 pairs? That's f*****g weird.
Load More Replies...I had about a dozen panties and my housemates dog eaten a few of them.
Load More Replies...Family and life coach Randi Crawford describes weird stuff in a kid’s room as a “universal law of childhood.” While she also urges approaching with curiosity instead of a “detective’s badge,” she also discourages sharing it on social media for strangers to see.
“Your goal is trust and connection with your child; this isn’t Law & Order SVU, it’s their life,” Crawford said. “And we want them to come to us in times of trouble.”
Kittens. Her dolls got kicked out of their dream house so the kittens could have their own rooms.
My mum hid a kitten in her wardrobe for a week, until her parents found it. Thankfully they let her keep it.
Sounds like your kid has some solid priorities. A living creature's comfort over inanimate objects.
Over the years I've found many weird things in my son's room (he's now 13). A few of them are: A jar of urine, a blowtorch, a utility knife, various hunting knives (many of these were stolen from my dad's house), toothpaste smeared all over his walls and shelves.
Toothpaste is better than what one of the kids I babysat put on the walls....If we didn't know how challenging his Autism was already, we definitely did then.
If this was a rural kid, he wouldn't have to steal knives. Most of us received hunting knives as gifts for being old enough to hunt. A suburban kid storing stolen knives should be considered a red flag.
Rice. My 6 yo son was hiding rice in his closet.
For licensed marriage and family therapist Jason Aaronson, it’s about finding the balance between knowing what’s going on and maintaining the child’s personal space. And if the said items don’t constitute danger, Aaronson urges approaching with nurture, not judgment.
“It is better to lower their defenses and provide them with the space to voice their opinions. A good example would be framing a conversation without mentioning the specific object in question,” said Aaronson, who is also the executive and clinical director of Golden Road Recovery.
My sister and I shared a bedroom. My dad built us these beautiful beds with dresser drawers in the bottom. One day I was studying in my room with my friend and we heard a strange noise coming from my sister's bed. It was a baby mockingbird. It was all cute and scraggly and chripping...and then...its beak caught on a sock and it broke its neck right in front of us.
Another time, my mom found a bowl of dirt in our room. She asked my sister why there was a bowl of dirt in our room. "Oh no!" she cried, "my worms escaped!".
Not really, baby birds dont have solid bones, and their heads are over sized. It takes mere grams of pressure or sharp movement and... busted.
Load More Replies...My mom found a lidless shoebox filled with dirt in my room. I still insist it was NOT just a dirt box. It was a hotel for travelling roly-polys (aka sowbugs, pill bugs, wood lice). Who, of course, travelled out of the box and all over our house in the next few weeks.
I enjoyed my son's mix and match lego man collection. Harry Potter with a Darth Vader head was the first thing to make me smile all day.
It is appropriate on this post though , I suspect though doctor Benjamin appears as Harry potter , he has a Darth Vader head
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We are not religious, but we got a nativity scene as a gift we put out for Christmas.
My daughter, who turned 5 yesterday, has been taking the baby Jesus and hiding him in the 2nd drawer of her dresser under her pajamas.
This is the 3rd year this has been happening and she still does it. She has no answers or excuses.
We used the Baby Jesus from our nativity scene as Barbie's baby. Or super flying Baby Jesus, depended on the day.
D**n it Jason Duncan. The story's about finding Jesus in some kid's drawer, not Dr Benjamin. Honestly, it's like you're not even reading the posts.
Of course they're not. It's just spam. Report it. BP, why do you let this stuff slip through?
Load More Replies...It is a parent’s instinct to want to talk to their child upon finding something they have deemed unusual. And if you must do so, Taylor-Klaus emphasized the importance of asking permission about having an uncomfortable conversation.
She also strongly advises against making accusations, instead giving the benefit of the doubt.
Garbage. Candy wrappers, old batteries, chewing gum, bottle caps, torn up baseball cards, bits of string... a 2x2x3' box of garbage. None of it would have been an issue, but he (11 yo) was hoarding/hiding it. And there were actual toys in it too. I'm still confused.
A dictionary under her pillow. Her reasoning? She could learn in her sleep.
That's not how osmosis works, child, and you'd know this if you read the d**n book 😂 Solid plan using kid logic, though, I approve.
I am actually the proud father of quadruplets (four girls). A few years ago when they were 7 years old i found a small selection of rare katana swords, elite combat knives and ninja throwing stars in a shared walk-in wardrobe belonging to two of my girls. The swords were mounted. It was an immaculate collection and actually looked pretty amazing when i look back but at the time i was confused and disturbed. Now none of the girls have shown any proclivity towards traditional oriental combat techniques, whether armed or unarmed. They enjoy dance, socialising and One Direction. All the girls deny any knowledge of how they got there and it remains a mystery to this day.
dude hate to break it to you but your daughters are assassins trust me i would know
They didn't turn away from eastern combat techniques, they just got better at covert tactics.
Load More Replies...I've misread that as "They enjoy dance, socialism and 1D" and for a second I had a delightful image in my head of a squad of little commie ninja girls
Where and with what money do 7 year olds by weapons like this? Who is selling small children that? I have a bit my doubts about this story
7yo girls could afford and mount "rare katana swords" that most adults couldn't afford???? I call BS!
Embarrassing a child about your discovery is also a huge no-no, according to Crawford. Instead of giving lectures, she advises keeping conversations short and neutral.
“This is where you want to listen more than you talk because your goal is to have an open conversation, not a cross-examination,” Crawford said.
Pentagram drawn on a piece of paper and my name scrawled next to it.
I don't mean to alarm you but that kid put a spell on you. Good news, regardless of the child's intent, the pentagram is generally a protective symbol, so that spell's going to backfire hilariously. Enjoy your newfound immunity to being attacked by groups of spiders in the middle of the night.
Upvoting you out of respect, because your beliefs are as valid as anyone else's.
Load More Replies...I found my daughter's knitted voodoo doll once. I asked who it was intended for. She picked it up and shoved a knitting needle through it, then asked me if it hurt. "No child, the tears are because you made your dear ol' dad proud today."
When I came back from college I slept in my old room which is now my parent's office. Every morning bright and early my mom or dad was in there and began clicking away on the keyboard like a cat pawing at a mouse. One day two of my sisters came in as well to check out something on the computer with my mom. Then my dog came in and stuck her nose in between my mattress and boxspring and pulled a weeks worth of fapkins out and starting eating them. I thought my mom was going to throw up.
Such a good word for it! Why is not everyone already using it?
Load More Replies...The OPs - the office reference is just to explain why random people were using the room. I had to look up 'fapkin'. What's weird is that, knowing lots of people would be coming in and out, he'd just stash them like that. I mean, the smell, if nothing else...
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Was looking for something in my son's room. Found out that he's been stashing rocks in the bottom drawer of his dresser. As in rocks he found in the garden (he's only 7). Explanation: "They're interesting". Maybe he wants to be a geologist some day.
Yeah, I see nothing strange about this one. I had favorite rocks as a kid, too.
Load More Replies...I'm 46 and I still pick up "interesting rocks." And I'm not even a geologist.
Me too. Pick up rocks, not 46 anymore. I pick them up to use under plants on their saucers and at the bottom of plant pots. I sometimes use them on top of the soil to look nice, prop a stem or two aside or just because. I say I’m going to paint some but haven’t gotten the acrylics, paintbrushes, and rocks together lately.
Load More Replies...My sister had one of those padded stool/foot rests, that the top can open on. That's where she kept her stick and rock collection for years (except for all the ones in her school bag). Kids just find that sort of thing interesting.
This is pretty innocent compared to some of the other posts here.
Least weird thing on this list. Collecting pretty rocks is extremely normal.
I had a rock collection as a kid, I'm nearly 40 and still occasionally collect pretty rocks and seashells, they sit in my plant pots making my houseplants look extra pretty. My 6yr old nephew started collecting rocks when he was 18mnths old, he now has a huge collection (200+) he loves to wash them and rearrange them on their shelves, he always insists on taking a handful into the bath with him, it's so cute.
Children may reach a point where they explore “weird” stuff as a way to fulfill their curiosity. But where does a parent draw the line between “this is typical kid behavior” and “this is a cause for concern?” Crawford says it’s when you begin finding “unidentifiable things” that may potentially cause harm.
“If it makes you pause, then absolutely trust that instinct. Nothing is stronger than a mom’s gut,” she said.
My daughter (now 5) has a habit of plundering the bathroom when she's supposed to be sleeping. We've found every container of: makeup, toothpaste, soap, shampoo. But the worst of it was the nail polish.
She raided the nail polish, opened all of maybe 15 bottles and covered herself in it. It was completely covering both arms about to the tops of the biceps. She had smears of it on her face, stomach, back, legs even in her hair. It was all over the floor, the cabinets, the bathroom door handle, her room door handles, a trail on the floor, a big puddle on the hardwood floor in her room and a big puddle on her night stand.
When she was still in diapers, she figured out how to take them off herself. She took one off and smeared poop all over the walls.
Another time about that same age, she covered herself and all her toys and bedding with an entire pound of Vaseline. She did the same with a whole pound of Triple Paste. Except that time, she added a stripe around the entire perimeter of her room.
Reason # 15432467 why i am glad i didnt have kids. No and NO. I'm too selfish anyway.
Tbf, I would not say this is the average childs behaviour with 2 of my own. This is what happens when you never keep an eye on your child!
Load More Replies...Why do people store stuff like nail polish where 5yos can get to it? Asking for this.
Hey lady, apparently you don't know about child locks. Been around for a few years, can buy them in most hardware stores. Take a hint. Your kid can't be trusted to use common sense at this young age, which means you have to do the thinking. Give it a try. Before she gets into something that poisons her.
Have these parents never heard of child proofing? Either lock things like this away securely or store them in places kids can't reach (cupboards or shelves that are placed high enough that they can't reach.) Also how often are they leaving their young child unsupervised for long periods? I know kids can be fast but some of this stuff would take way more than a couple of minutes for a child to do. I'm not an parent but I have 16 nieces and nephews who occasionally visit my flat, i always store anything potentially messy or dangerous in a secure place just in case they visit and never leave them alone for more than a few minutes without checking in on them.
My nephew would spill every liquid he found, and dump every object he could reach on the ground. No one could stop him. Eventually he was diagnosed with Autism and many learning disabilities.
A copy of twilight. He swears his girlfriend gave it to him and he never touched it.
Who gives a rats butt if he did read it? Guys are allowed to enjoy anything same as women but i am judging cause nobody should read that dribble 🤣🤣
But the fact that he feels the need to swear it's not his tells you about the environment.
Load More Replies...Twittery girls gushed over the characters. Maybe he was reading it to see what they were interested in? I have never read the books or seen the movies (I am way to old for that) but I have heard the hype. I think he was just trying to learn what girls like.
I hope that isn't the case as both 'love intrests' in this series are incredibly toxic and controlling, i wouldn't want any young guys reading this and thinking that's what girls like and emulating them.
Load More Replies...Last night I fell asleep at the computer, smashed my face into the keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book. I mean, I think might care a little more about Twilight if Count Chocula was in it. But I digress.
and there was that one time I accidentally fell down the stairs with my guitar and wrote a One Direction song.
Load More Replies...The only issue with him reading this is that both the male love interests in this series are extremely toxic and I wouldn't want him thinking their behaviour is ok or even desirable to women.
You know what? What he reads isn't nearly as important as THAT he reads. And who cares if a guy enjoys a good romance? I've written a romance novella (unpublished, along with most of my sci-fi stuff) and I enjoy a good Hallmark movie, because sometimes I just need a happy ending. In this age of traitors and trump, I just need a happy escape.
Would you prefer he was watching adult videos that will distort his opinion of women instead of reading a young adult book series? Lighten up. You can only die on one hill. Choose an important one.
A piece of toast was under my cousins bed... I just picked it up, looked at it then put it back.
Why put it back? Bin it and explain to them that hiding food isn't good and can attract bugs. (Maybe assure them that they can have food if/when they're hungry so they don't feel the need need to hide food for later)
Meanwhile, Aaronson advises keeping an eye on behavioral patterns. If the child suddenly becomes secretive or withdraws from their social circles, that’s when you may need to sound the alarm and have the conversation.
“It is okay to trust your gut as a parent, but do seek to do further investigation and get an expert's opinion if alarming behavior is the issue,” he said.
When my son was 11, we found a wet diaper in his cupboard.
He claimed he found it outside when we asked him about it.
Books glued to the window.
With how illiterate other people can seem at times, I get the impulse to force them to read, I just don't think the kid's method is going to have a lot of reach.
Load More Replies...I don't know why, but when I was a kid I used to hide chicken bones under my bed. My parents gave me s**t for it for a long time. I think my little-kid brain I thought I was saving the actual chickens that way.
Some parents may think it is their right to know everything about their children, and that’s when the relationship dynamic may get complicated, even ruined. Taylor-Klaus says it’s more about making keen observations.
“It’s a parent’s responsibility to pay attention to their kids and notice when the child might be in need of help, direction, support, or supervision,” she said.
The booger wall.
When Peggy mentioned Bobby's on King of the Hill, my daughter almost died of embarrassment.
My fiancé had one too growing up apparently. I realized it was the truth when I flipped over his computer chair one day to try and spray away the squeaking noise, only to find the underside completely covered in boogies. I threw it in the bin and told him to use a fkn tissue.
My niece does this, it's so gross. She had a booger wall next to her bed when she was a toddler, I discovered it when I was babysitting and asked her about it, she giggled and said 'it's my booger wall' we cleaned it and told her not to do that. We thought she'd outgrown it now that she's 7, but apparently not. My sister moved into a new house and few months ago and discovered a patch of boogers behind the sofa a few weeks ago (where my niece always sits) my niece was embarrassed when she found out it had been discovered and promised she'd 'try to stop' I for one, won't be holding my breath
I owned a cleaning business, and one day I heard an employee cry out "gross" from one of the college-aged boy's bedroom. Went to investigate and she pointed at the booger wall. I said, hell, no. Told the customer to tell her son to start using tissues or she could find another service.
My son did that, in our rented house. They didn't clean off so I painted over them, it blended in with the cheap rental special woodchip wallpaper!
Every time we moved I had to clean up kids' booger walls. One place, my son had tried to arrange them to spell his name.
My 10 year old had a pillow that was stuffed with ladies underwear not sure where he got it all from he had at least 20 pairs of it in the pillow case.
I've never understood the panty sniffers. To quote some comedian, 'without the woman, the panties lose their magic.'
The rest of the world has other solutions than paying for a therapist's skiing.
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I found some little post-it notes on my 7 year old's desk. She had written things like "I can k**l you" and "you are going to jail" and frowny faces with jail bars drawn in front of them. Freaked me out!! My daughter is the sweetest, most thoughtful, and responsible little blonde moppet you can imagine, and then there was that!
I carefully asked her about them and she said drew them while she was watching a loony tunes episode. She thought my concern was hilarious. I casually left them on my husband's bedside table that night in hopes of freaking him out but he didn't notice them. I eventually showed him and he got that same look of panic that I had probably had at first. :-).
My dad found my list of "Grown Up Words" when I was seven-- F**k s**t d**n p**s a*s b**b pretzel. (Listing them out mainly to annoy the BP censor bot) He told me I could only use the one that ended in "L." Lol
Effective parenting is about finding that happy medium. As veteran psychologist Dr. Lisa Lovelace explains, a parent’s responsibility is ensuring safety while also fostering independence.
“Think of it as moving from ‘manager’ to ‘consultant’—gradually giving more privacy as your child shows readiness, while keeping the door open for honest conversations,” she stated.
She stole the eggs out of my fridge and proceeded to "cook" with them. Found them in her little play oven in a pot, none of them broke. That's my girl.
If that was im the US today the family would have been ruined by the cost
In elementary and middle school my sister had a thing with tape. She put hundreds of strips on the underside of all our furniture. We still have no trouble finding strips if we look.
My mom once found cherries in my sisters piggy bank. My sister didn't want to share, so she decided to horde them.
Edit: she found them because there was fruit flies in my sisters bedroom. Why? Because moldy cherries.
Been there! I found my daughter's jewelry box covered in ants, when she was 7, because she had put part of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in. Here explanation was that she was saving it for later, and she forgot about it. I asked why did she put it in the jewelry box, and she said, so it wouldn't dry out.
For Crawford, it’s about a parent building trust with their children. As most experts would advise, she also emphasized the importance of making it easy for the kid to approach their parents if they have made a mistake, gone too far, or need support.
“We don’t need to touch a hot stove more than once to learn that it’s a bad idea if you don’t want to get burned,” she said. “It’s when you take over, jump in, and try to live their life that makes them more curious and want to try more risky behaviors.”
My cousin had 15 jars of peanut butter under her bed. All empty.
If they were empty they weren't jars of peanut butter, they were just empty jars. Downvote away, dearest anti-education trolls.
Omg I just went through this with my kids. I had bought 2 jars of peanut butter because they were small. They both disappeared. I asked my kids a few times where they had gone. All of them said they didn't know. My eldest found both jars in my 11 year olds room almost empty and what looked like spoon marks. She was literally eating the peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon.
Little tiny toy box (lego-sized) my son pissed in it, found it when I was cleaning his room. Smelled like someone had thrown rotten eggs into a pile of death. This was about twelve years ago. He's 19 now, and I still bring it up all the time.
As well you should. The lego box is sacred. Wait, I feel like this was vague. A little ACTUAL lego box or a little box suitable in size for storing legos. Peeing in the tiny lego box is weird, but permittable. The box in which we store the legos is the sacred one. I had a huge-a*s chest of legos growing up. like, nearly bathtub sized and filled with legos (just the regular bricks). Family member had several totes they were getting rid of and gave them to me... and then the cat peed in the, what probably seemed to him, giant and colorful litter box. I was devestated.
My Mom went to move the furniture in my room in order to paint the walls when I was about ten. She found everything tied together with odd bits of ribbon, string, and rope. I have no idea why I did this and she made me untie everything before she would start painting.
At this same time she decided to use that vacuum that washes the carpet. She found a section that just sudded up. I was to embarrassed to admit that, years ago, I had put some of her fancy shampoo into a dixie cup so that I could use it only to discover the next day that the cup had disintegrated and the shampoo had gotten over my entire dresser. I cleaned up everything I could see but forgot that carpet was absorbent.
Edit: typos (the kindle is not reddit-friendly...).
Kids do weird sh*t for reasons unknown even to themselves. I have 5 kids (16-22 now) and the stuff they did growing up is baffling.
A salamander. My son it outside and brought it in. He set up a bowl and kept it in his room. He fessed up after a couple of days that he had it. I let him keep it and he had it for a year then finally he let it go. It was a good experience for us.
My kindergarten teacher found a little garter snake in her teenager's bedroom and convinced him to let our class adopt it for a pet. Edgar-the-Snake enjoyed his "honorary kindergartener" status all year (especially the two weeks he spent at MY house for Christmas break) and was safely released that summer.
My sister's cash and jewelry would go missing, along with my brother in laws watches and pocket change... They found all their missing stuff in my nieces bedside table... thing is, she was 3. this continued happening until she realized what she was doing was wrong. When something went missing they knew where it was.
Obviously a reincarnated corvid of some kind (crow, raven, magpie etc.)
Load More Replies...I found a bunch of boxes of tampons under my son Louie's bed once.
Not a parent, but I live with friends that have kids. I had recently moved in and the then 4 year old boy was a bit of a secretive klepto. things would go missing only to turn up in his room later; one such occasion was a vibrator of mine that he stole out of my room. From under my pillow. He got a talk about other peoples things.
He also stole my cell phone around midnight one time and managed to call my very recent ex and hung up on him. Ex calls back, kid hangs up cycle repeats for 30 mins (what the ex told me). I woke up the next morning with no cover on my cell and a very worried ex; I of course was totally oblivious to his midnight calls. Later that day found my cell phone cover in his room after the kid denied having taken it in the middle of the night. He did have enough sense to put my phone back on my bedside table though.
Luckily he's much better now and has for the most part stopped stealing.
Glad he's over it. A friend's tween got into the habit of taking what wasn't hers...to the point where Mom and Dad's room is locked, there are cameras everywhere, and all guests are instructed to zip up their luggage and keep their purse/wallet within eyesight at all times.
When he realizes the Unholy Trifecta of what a vibrator actually is, what it is used for and that it was his mom's, he might need some serious therapy.
When I was a kid, I loved to cook, but wasn't allowed to use the oven when home alone. This didn't stop me, one day I was making garlic cheese biscuits (like at Red Lobster) and my mom called to tell me she was coming home. I panicked and hid them in a ziploc in my backpack. A couple weeks pass and I get grounded/royally bitched out for having "d***s" in my bag. She showed my dad, he said, "It just looks like a moldy sandwich" but she was CONVINCED they were D***S!
I have it on good authority from Dr Benjamin that moldy garlic biscuits are prime medium for growing Psilocybin, that crafty little devil.
When I was in high school my mom snooped in my room and stole both my vibrators. We never acknowledged it.
The police stole mine out of my car when they searched it. There was nothing else to find.
A few months ago I was in my 17 year old daughters bathroom because the main one was occupied. Realized I didn't have any toilet paper so I starting looking in the cupboard under the skin and the drawers. Opened one drawer and found her vibrator. I just left it but told her I knew about it.
What a stupid mom. There is nothing wrong with teens enjoying their body and sexuality. Using toys is a way safer thing than having séx with a person, toys don't have risks like pregnancy and STDs.
And also at least the toys are designed for that purpose and the kid isn't just using whatever random household objects they can find
Load More Replies... I found a notebook underneath my baby cousins bed, it had very advanced Calculus written all over it and neither my Aunt or Uncle knows Calculus.
EDIT:My baby cousin is a girl, stop saying "him" please.
Sexism bait. OP was totally waiting for the first chance to include that edit, and I'm willing to be it had quite a positive impact on the vote count for their post.
Towards the end of my baby teeth losing era, I started keeping any tooth that fell out without telling anyone. I don't know why, I just didn't want to lose them, so I put them in my top dresser drawer on top of a book. I would just check on them from time to time. One night, my dad was putting me to bed and was shutting the drawer when he noticed. He looked at me with full concern and said, "Are these teeth?" I nodded. "Are they YOUR teeth?" I nodded again. "Okay, well, we don't keep our teeth. We give them to the tooth fairy, okay? How about I give you five dollars for all of these and you let me send them along to her." I nodded and we never spoke of it again.
Towards the end of my baby teeth losing era, I started keeping any tooth that fell out without telling anyone. I don't know why, I just didn't want to lose them, so I put them in my top dresser drawer on top of a book. I would just check on them from time to time. One night, my dad was putting me to bed and was shutting the drawer when he noticed. He looked at me with full concern and said, "Are these teeth?" I nodded. "Are they YOUR teeth?" I nodded again. "Okay, well, we don't keep our teeth. We give them to the tooth fairy, okay? How about I give you five dollars for all of these and you let me send them along to her." I nodded and we never spoke of it again.
