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Structural inspectors aren't the only ones who can tell if you're living in a shitty home. Plumbers can do that too. Recently, a plumber who goes by the nickname Bfizzle shared just a fraction of all the weird stuff he has seen on the job (unfortunately, Verizon lost a bunch of photos when he changed phones), but it's clear that too many contractors simply don't care what they're building.

#1

Your Sewer Is Blocked

Your Sewer Is Blocked

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Human #1,232,867
Community Member
6 years ago

That's a masterpiece! Well done, nature.

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    #2

    Candles Left On The Toilet Tank

    Candles Left On The Toilet Tank

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Why exactly are people burning candles in the toilet in the first place? For some mood lighting when you're s******g?

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    #3

    In A Chinese Restaurant

    In A Chinese Restaurant

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    M.J.
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Just eeeew

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    #4

    Reach For It

    Reach For It

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    Jenica Thomas
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Hotel logic *sigh*

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    #5

    I Guess It Works

    I Guess It Works

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    European other
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Just a modern addition

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    #6

    What Did You Eat Sir?

    What Did You Eat Sir?

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    :-O that poor animal!

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    #7

    Neat Tub Shower

    Neat Tub Shower

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    It's like when Super Mario finds a bonus stage filled with coins. ♥

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    #8

    Also Found Digging

    Also Found Digging

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    Jon S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This one is much more interesting than a bottle!

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    #9

    Don't Like The Leak? Put A Cork In It

    Don't Like The Leak? Put A Cork In It

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    Human #1,232,867
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Wait for it... 3,2,1...

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    #10

    The Day After Taco Bell

    The Day After Taco Bell

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    oh s**t...

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    #11

    Homeowner Did A Remodel, Needed To Downsize The Shower

    Homeowner Did A Remodel, Needed To Downsize The Shower

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    Cindy Snow
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    My shower is almost that small😟

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    #12

    A Repurposed Toilet

    A Repurposed Toilet

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    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Why was plumber called?

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    #13

    Why Does My House Smell Like S**t?

    Why Does My House Smell Like S**t?

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    It was leaking long before that pipe collapsed. It had to have been for the bottom of the supporting strap to rust out.

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    #14

    Homeowner Fixed His Own Leak

    Homeowner Fixed His Own Leak

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    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Gauze. Stat!

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    #15

    This Is Why Your Faucets Have Low Flow

    This Is Why Your Faucets Have Low Flow

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    Aski Markup
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    Wtf is that!?

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    #16

    Yet Another Handyman Special

    Yet Another Handyman Special

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    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    The edges are perfect to collect funny stuff!

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    #17

    Big Apprentice, Small Crawl Space

    Big Apprentice, Small Crawl Space

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    European other
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    He's not big

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    #18

    That's Not How Grounding Works

    That's Not How Grounding Works

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    # panic mode ON #

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    #19

    Another Repurposed Toilet

    Another Repurposed Toilet

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Ewwww

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    #20

    The Handyman Special

    The Handyman Special

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    European other
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Looks waterproof

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    #21

    Don't Flush Tampons

    Don't Flush Tampons

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    Jon S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I was once digging a trench when the JCB clipped a sewage pipe. What flowed out can only be described as a tidal wave of tampons. They had all been bunging up this one pipe section for what must have been years. I did not finish digging that particular hole.

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    #22

    How Not To Stop A Leak

    How Not To Stop A Leak

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    Kathleen Cochran
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Ok? What is that?

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    #23

    No Words

    No Words

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Ahahahaha! I like the quote, though. If you have poop related health problems especially.

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    #24

    This Is Why Your Kitchen Drain Backs Up

    This Is Why Your Kitchen Drain Backs Up

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    kate h
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    Prevention tips: 1. Don't use a garbage disposal. They don't work well and people put stupid things in them. Especially vegetable peelings and grease. Wipe your plates/pots/pans out into the garbage. 2. Clean your kitchen drain/pipes with baking soda/vinegar once a month. Instructions can be found on the web. 3. After cleaning with baking soda/vinegar, dump boiling water down the drain, then tap water for a few minutes. Next, dilute half a cup of bleach into a gallon of tap water and dump that down. Your sink will not back up again. Source: 12 years using this method.

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    #25

    An Old Water Heater

    An Old Water Heater

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    Human #1,232,867
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    just need bit of paint...

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    #26

    That's Not How Venting Works

    That's Not How Venting Works

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    TJ Taylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    And there's no discharge pipe on that TPR valve.

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    #27

    Hose Bib Leaking? Slap Another Valve On!

    Hose Bib Leaking? Slap Another Valve On!

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I’ll allow it

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    #28

    How Not To Stop A Leak

    How Not To Stop A Leak

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    M Dream
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    you have to do sth until plumber comes!

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    #29

    Found Underground

    Found Underground

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    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Uh... I only see a bottle. Someone care to explain?

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    #30

    That's One Way To Replace A Water Heater

    That's One Way To Replace A Water Heater

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    Rench
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I don't blame him for leaving it. Those things are really heavy when they're filled with sediment.

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    #31

    A Homeowner Did His Own Bathroom

    A Homeowner Did His Own Bathroom

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    Dippin Dot
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I did my bathroom. I went to the local home improvement store, bought some supplies and piped my new sink. Sent a picture to my cousin (a professional plumber) and he said I did a great job; used the purple plumbers glue and all (which is required to be compliance with building codes). Not all DIY projects are terribly done!

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    #32

    50+ Year Old Water Heater

    50+ Year Old Water Heater

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    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Please do not downvote people for asking a simple question!

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    #33

    A Valve On A Valve

    A Valve On A Valve

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    Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    if your first valve is leaky and you don't know how to solder copper pipe this is one solution.

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    #34

    Another Handyman Special

    Another Handyman Special

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    The cupboard under my kitchen sink looks worse than this - it was the previous owners handman special. As it works I'm ignoring it for now.

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    #35

    Try Digging Through This

    Try Digging Through This

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    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I work in stage building for concerts, they sometimes have to be anchored to the ground. We use 1,30m nails that get pneumo-hammered into the ground. At one event area, there used to be a train station that has been demolished and covered with about 30 cm soil. Which means, after 30 cm we get to have fun with old brick walls and reinforced concrete. These stones shown here are some kid's sandbox against that.

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