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Sometimes you send a message, and the moment it delivers, your stomach drops. You stare at the screen. You consider faking your own disappearance. You wonder, with some urgency, whether your brain should be studied for scientific purposes.

It's not that bad. You're fine. Because somewhere in the darker, weirder, less filtered corners of the internet, there are screenshots that make whatever you sent look like a formal letter of recommendation. An Instagram page has found them, and we have arranged them here for your viewing pleasure and your immediate comfort, because nothing restores faith in your own social functioning quite like seeing others fall.

And if you happen to recognize yourself in any of the following, then this is a safe space. A safe space with a strong suggestion that you log off, go outside, and perhaps have a quiet word with yourself about what you're doing out there.

#1

A screenshot of text on a green background, stating This can't be the life I protected with a mask in 2020, an unfiltered internet thought.

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Space Invader
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1 month ago

Batman's feeling a bit down...

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    #2

    A screenshot of a tweet about hanging out to escape horrors, showcasing the internet at its strangest.

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    Lyn D
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    I’m going to start using this.

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    #3

    A screenshot of a chat where someone asks for personal details like age, race, and cup size, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    Potato Vic
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    1 month ago

    I prefer my tea in a large cup 😂

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    97% of people admit to having taken and shared a screenshot, which means the remaining 3% are either lying or have achieved a level of digital restraint that the rest of us should probably study. The practice is so universal that researchers now classify it as a baseline habit of modern smartphone behavior. It is something people do as automatically and as thoughtlessly as checking the time or opening an app they didn't mean to open.

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    Instagram, Safari, and Facebook are where the majority of screenshots are captured, which makes sense given that those are also the places where people are most likely to post something they will immediately regret.

    But what is more concerning is that 1 in 4 people admit to sharing intimate or explicit messages with third parties without the sender's permission. The screenshot function was designed to help people save information. It has also become one of the most efficient tools for betraying someone's trust ever accidentally included in a software update.

    #4

    A screenshot of a text conversation where one person says they stabbed their last boyfriend, a strange internet interaction.

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    MeFromTheFBI
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    I too would be scared of Alyssa Tinder Goth Girl

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    #5

    A screenshot showing a conversation with strange and unfiltered internet dreams about love and food.

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    Gail Lott
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    1 month ago

    TF for "that's fair"

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    #6

    A screenshot of a text message conversation about imagining a person's day, highlighting unfiltered internet interactions.

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    CloPotato
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    1 month ago

    Whenever I phone my mom while walking she likes to know where I am for this reason (I live in a town where she used to go a lot as a kid, so not only does she imagine me walking, it's also a nice memory workout). I do the same with her, makes me feel like we're together^^

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    But something deeply ironic is happening, according to researchers. Taking a screenshot actually causes the brain to forget it immediately. The phenomenon is called cognitive offloading, and it works like this: the moment your brain registers that the phone is saving something, it decides it doesn't need to store it internally and promptly exits the moment entirely.

    The screenshot creates a memory cost rather than a memory. Unless you actively go back and review what you captured, the information is, for most practical purposes, gone.

    Which means that the 97% of people faithfully screenshotting their way through daily life are largely building a camera roll full of things they cannot remember taking and will not look at again. The information isn't saved in any meaningful sense. It's just transferred from one place of forgetting to another, slightly more organized place of forgetting.

    #7

    A screenshot of a text conversation where someone asks if the other person slept, and they reply Like 4 hours, then Pure hate, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    Gail Lott
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    1 month ago

    I tell people I run on spite and caffeine.

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    #8

    A strange internet screenshot with a quote overlaying a dark room: ive been having a rough day for about 4 years now.

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    Jay Scales
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Yeah, me too

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    #9

    An unfiltered screenshot from the internet showing a strange text conversation on Fri, 3 Jul with a late read receipt.

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    astheshadowsfall
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Wow, apparently adults spotted.

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    The screenshot has a longer history than most people realize, and it starts, brilliantly, with someone pointing a Polaroid camera at a computer monitor. In the 1950s, before any software existed to capture what was on a screen, engineers who needed to document text or software bugs would simply photograph the monitor directly.

    It was unglamorous, it was slow, and it was the best available option. Shortly after, mainframes developed the ability to print out text data from a screen, the first software-based screen capture, though it produced a printout rather than an image.

    #10

    A screenshot of text messages asking to send money for therapy and expressing a desire to marry, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    Rusty’scate
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    1 month ago

    Lmfao

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    #11

    A screenshot of a text message conversation about a missed call, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    CloPotato
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    1 month ago

    I can just picture the gf giddy and waiting for the clock to turn to 9:01 just to make that joke 🤣

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    #12

    A screenshot showing a conversation with the strange and unfiltered internet phrase I will return soon my lobster.

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    Beady El
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    1 month ago

    Dating Dr. Zoidberg I guess

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    IBM formalized things considerably in 1981 by adding a dedicated Print Screen key to its PC keyboards (ah, the good old days), which sent the screen's text content directly to a printer. Apple then took the concept graphical in 1984 with the Macintosh, introducing keyboard shortcuts that could capture an actual image of the screen rather than just its text. Microsoft followed (as per usual).

    The screenshot slowly evolved from an engineering tool into a consumer feature. And then in 2007, the original iPhone put it in everyone's pocket with a simple button combination, and the rest is on 97% of people's phones. From a Polaroid pointed at a monitor to 20 billion screenshots a day in the space of fifty years. Technology moves fast. Human behavior, as the following collection of screenshots confirms, has not always kept up.

    #13

    A screenshot with text My family just be walking around undiagnosed, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    Vexed Panda
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    1 month ago

    Most folks are qualified to think I don't know what's going on but that ain't right.

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    #14

    A screenshot showing text messages with two notes: one titled 100 things I love about you and another 100 things I hate about you, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    Mama Oddling
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Just keeping the sheets balanced.

    #15

    A screenshot of text messages showing a change of heart, highlighting the internet at its most unfiltered.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
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    1 month ago

    Me flirting be like

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    Despite the cultural assumption that screenshots exist primarily to be forwarded to the group chat with a string of reaction emojis, the data tells a different story. Only 24% of screenshots are taken with the intention of sharing them with someone else. The remaining 76% serve entirely personal purposes like financial records, notes, things people wanted to remember, receipts in the most literal sense.

    The average person's screenshot folder is less a gossip archive and more a chaotic digital filing system that nobody asked for, and nobody has organised, ever. It contains a boarding pass from a trip that already happened, three different screenshots of directions to places they have already been, and something from a conversation they cannot remember having.

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    #16

    A strange internet screenshot of a text message exchange: No Im just not in a good mood / Ok. / Maybe have a banana and sit outside.

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    Malakai
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited)

    That's actually not terrible advice. A bit of glucose and sunshine can do wonders for one's mood, assuming the other person can do those things then

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    #17

    A screenshot of a message exchange about insomnia, reflecting the internet at its strangest and most unfiltered.

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    Potato Vic
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    1 month ago

    🤦‍♀️

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    #18

    A screenshot of a tweet showing a lamb wearing a backpack, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    Sanguina
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    It's going to school with Mary.

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    Screenshots have been used as legal evidence in courtrooms with increasing regularity. In one particularly instructive case, a plaintiff presented what she claimed was a photographic record of harassing text messages as evidence in a workplace wrongful termination lawsuit. Her original phone was allegedly non-functional, the passcode was unavailable, and the evidence existed only as a screenshot. It seemed airtight. It was not airtight.

    Forensic investigators from iDS were brought in to examine the image and identified more than fifty individual inconsistencies. The font was wrong. The spacing was wrong. The time and date configurations didn't match Apple's default formatting. Most damningly, the image contained iOS interface elements from software versions that hadn't been released yet at the time the alleged harassment was supposed to have taken place.

    The screenshot, in other words, contained evidence from the future. The judge found that the plaintiff had submitted false evidence, given false testimony, and lied in open court. She was sanctioned $158,000 along with her attorney and law firm. The lesson: forensic experts are very good at their jobs, and faking a screenshot is considerably harder than it looks.

    #19

    A screenshot showing a doll crying with text messages about two people liking the same person, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    gi ga
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    A man is about to get really confused

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    #20

    A screenshot of a text conversation about a Grand Theft Auto image, showcasing the strange and unfiltered internet interactions.

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    #21

    A screenshot of a comment section with text about an evil version of yourself, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    I am not you
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Speaking of the devil 😬

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    On the more heroic end of the screenshot's legal history sits one of the internet's most impressive examples of crowdsourced detective work. A violent incident in Philadelphia had gone cold when video footage of the suspects surfaced online. A Twitter user took screenshots of the suspects' faces and clothing from the clip and began cross-referencing them with publicly available information.

    He identified a restaurant visible in the background of the video, matched it to a specific Philadelphia location called La Viola using Facebook check-ins, and then found a public photo uploaded by a group dining there at the exact same time, which showed the suspects in identical clothing.

    The screenshots were handed to police and the suspects turned themselves in shortly after. The screenshot that started as a gossip tool and evolved into a legal liability became, in this instance, a genuine instrument of justice. It contains multitudes.

    #22

    A screenshot of a text message saying I like you and another replying with Situation ship just dropped a new banger, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    I overheard a teenager on the tube in London say to her friend " I don't really like him, I mean I like him, like, but not like that, like."

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    #23

    A screenshot of a meme with text a man will genuinely ruin your day and then send u a tiktok, capturing unfiltered internet moments.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    That's called "marriage".

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    #24

    A strange internet screenshot with text: tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u, from a social media post.

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    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago

    That's actually sweet.

    But don't be so quick to brag about your screenshot collection. Data centres consume an estimated 200 terawatt-hours of electricity every single year. The carbon footprint of all that digital storage is roughly equivalent to the entire commercial airline industry. Every screenshot you have ever taken and never looked at again is sitting on a server somewhere, drawing power, contributing to emissions.

    The scale of what researchers call "dark data" makes this significantly worse. More than 50% of all data stored by individuals and companies is captured once, processed once, and then never accessed again. It just sits there, in server farms running around the clock, consuming electricity to remain instantly available for a retrieval that is never going to happen.

    #25

    A screenshot of a comment saying it's ok because I still have myself, capturing the internet's strangest moments.

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    CloPotato
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    "Now that's everything, huh? No weapons... No friends... No hope. Take all that away... and what's left? -Me" Hang in there.

    #26

    A strange internet screenshot of a text message exchange: see you in court / i get to see you? with a crying emoji.

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    #27

    A screenshot from social media displaying strange internet content about avoiding journaling by going no contact with oneself.

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    Academic research has found that 60% of people never delete photos or screenshots from their phones. The path from "I'll deal with this later" to "contributing to global carbon emissions" is, it turns out, extremely short and requires almost no effort whatsoever.

    The screenshots in this article exist because people captured moments they wanted to preserve, share, or simply couldn't believe were real. Most of them should probably have stayed in the drafts. A significant number of them are currently sitting in a cloud server, drawing power for no reason. So go delete some of your digital clutter so we can have more space for funny screenshots without making the planet cry, please?

    How many unused screenshots do you estimate you have in your camera roll? Take a guess in the comments!

    #28

    Screenshot of message notifications, an unfiltered internet moment.

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    #29

    A screenshot of a text message with an image of two trees in the fog, captioned You and me as trees.

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    Jay Scales
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Sweet :)

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    #30

    A screenshot of an internet conversation where someone offers health insurance, capturing its strange and unfiltered nature.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Flirting under the USian healthcare

    #31

    A screenshot of a text message conversation about a sleeping emoji, capturing the internet at its most unfiltered.

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    Caffeinated Ape
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    "You're so beautiful when you hate the world."

    #32

    A screenshot of a calendar marked with crying emojis, representing the internet at its strangest and most unfiltered.

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    Jay Scales
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    This made me laugh it's so accurate! :D I'd like to go to sleep at the end of October and wake up at the start of March. (UK)

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    #33

    A screenshot of a strange message exchange with a heart reaction, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    #34

    A screenshot of a text message conversation about age, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Wait until you're 19 years and 11 years

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    #35

    A screenshot capturing a strange and unfiltered internet moment with a text asking Are you f***ing homeless.

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    #36

    Screenshot of rats in medieval Europe, an unfiltered internet moment.

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    B.F. Gibb
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    *1347-1351

    #37

    A screenshot of a Facebook post about staying home, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Delete up through "bro" and this is almost in Mitch Hedberg's voice.

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    #38

    Screenshot with text on a pink background, an unfiltered internet moment.

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    #39

    An unfiltered internet screenshot, showing a strange profile and a message telling someone their boyfriend is now their ex.

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    Rusty’scate
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    1 month ago

    No thanks.

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    #40

    A screenshot of a text message showing a strange and unfiltered internet interaction with Please don't sleep.

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    #41

    A cute kitten in a floral blanket with text about sleeping longer, representing the internet at its strangest and most unfiltered.

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Great. TIL that “lowk” is “low-key” because people are sick of typing two letters when they’re jamming “low-key” several times into a sentence. 🙄

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    #42

    A screenshot of an Instagram direct message, capturing the internet at its strangest and most unfiltered.

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    gi ga
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    🤣👍

    #43

    A screenshot of text messages showing an individual saying 'i miss you' then 'nvm it was just a moment of weakness', capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    Chaotic Good
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    PNC

    #44

    A screenshot of a text conversation about cheating, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    Mobey Drunk
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    1 month ago

    Ok, this one needs more context. It could be true, but it could also be BS.

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    #45

    A screenshot of a text message conversation, capturing the internet at its strangest and most unfiltered with over-the-top excitement.

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    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Like a conversation with a dog

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    #46

    A screenshot of a text message conversation, an example of the internet at its strangest and most unfiltered.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    At least he takes a no without going incel about it.

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    #47

    A screenshot of a strange and unfiltered internet conversation about being a baby father.

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    Norwegian🇳🇴panda
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    That’s kinda fücked up👀

    #48

    A screenshot of a text message conversation about using the word bro, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    #49

    A screenshot from the internet, showing a strange and unfiltered conversation threat with Hey Hey Heyyyy.

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    Norwegian🇳🇴panda
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    ??

    #50

    A text conversation screenshot with pickup lines, showcasing the internet's strangest and most unfiltered side.

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    #51

    A text message screenshot showing a conversation, highlighting the internet's strangest and most unfiltered exchanges.

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    Potato Vic
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    1 month ago

    Ugh toxic

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    #52

    A screenshot of a text conversation where someone is shamed for doing a puzzle, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    CloPotato
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    1 month ago

    My a*s will be shaken on my own schedule, thank you

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    #53

    A screenshot showing humorous and unfiltered internet reactions to a crying selfie and a guy in bed.

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    #54

    A screenshot of a tweet about feeling like a dog trying to ignore something, showcasing the internet's strange side.

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    #55

    Screenshot of a strange daily schedule, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    #56

    Screenshot of text messages, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    CloPotato
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    1 month ago

    Eek this one, if not staged, would be a sign of psychological a***e

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    #57

    A meme depicting a man crying while using a phone, showing screenshots capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    #58

    A screenshot of a meme with text about not being possessive or claiming someone, alongside milk and cake, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    #59

    A Twitter screenshot about flirting, part of internet strangest and most unfiltered moments.

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    #60

    A screenshot of Instagram messages, showing someone asking for a story like, capturing the internet at its strangest.

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    #61

    A screenshot of a Discord message with a person comparing their new haircut to Toji Zenin, an internet moment.

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    Dodo (they/them)
    Community Member
    1 month ago

    Nothing unhinged about this, he's quoting the character from Jujutsu Kaisen

    #62

    An iMessage screenshot about a boss, capturing the internet at its strangest and most unfiltered.

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