Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
51 Goofy Pets Who Forgot How Bodies Work And Just Committed To Their Poses Anyway
The internet was made for many things, but chief among them is the documentation of animals being absolutely unhinged. The chonky ones, the derpy ones, the long bois who have no business being that long; they are all here, and they are all completely unbothered by your judgment. These are creatures operating on pure instinct and zero self-awareness, and that is what makes them so hilarious.
Every single photo on this list is a gift. The sploot that went too far. The blep that was caught at exactly the wrong moment. So, if you are having anything less than a perfect day, we would like to formally prescribe this list as treatment. A collection of animals, zero dignity, and more big mood energy than the internet has any right to contain.
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
Artemis Doing Her Signature ‘About To Sprint’ Pose
RELATED:
#2
The Holy Trinity
#3
I’m Not Entirely Sure If He’s A Cat Or An Unholy Amalgamation Of A Raccoon, A Bear, And A Middle-Aged Human Man
His name is tuna david sandwich and he’s just incredibly, viscerally weird.
#4
Weird Gator In My Kitchen
#6
Moka Has Perfected The "Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls" Pose
#7
Why Is This Cat So Weird? Did I Make Him This Way? Meet Walter, Who Stood Like This For About Ten Minutes
#8
I Have A Weird Cat
#9
Our Cat Posed Like This On Her Own. We Think She's Jealous Of Our Daughter's Senior Pictures
#10
My Cat’s Really Weird At Times, Still Love Him Tho
#11
Chillin So Hard Then Mega Yawn
He’s just so weird I love him!
#13
Dude Just Wants To Flex His Bipedal Skills
#14
We Call This Position “Pancaking”
#15
Walter And His Weird Poses
I rescued this little gentleman four months ago. He was left out in 24°F weather, hiding under a blackberry bush near a passing. I was able to take him in from a very kind soul who happened to save him just in time, and he is now enjoying retirement with his other chihuahua brother Sweeney who will be 17 next month. I decided to call him Walter after my favorite wizard Walter Padick, and my late Grandfather. He is blind and deaf, but still gets around very well. He also sleeps in the absolute strangest positions I have ever seen. Here are some of my favorites from the past four months. I also like to carry him around in his bed and hum the Spirited Away theme song. He is my sweet man, and I love him so much. I love being his Dad.
#16
Biddy An African Pygmy Hedgehog Says Hi There As He Poses For The Camera
#17
Scoop: I’m Doing This Feets Pose
#18
This Little Princess Pose
#19
Is This Normal? He Never Slept Like This
I know cats usually sleep in all sorts of weird ways, but this seems strangely methodical.
#20
This Is My Cat Larry. He Is Weird. I Love Him
#21
Dogs Are Weird. Mine Especially
#23
Today We Are 9 Years Old But Still Doing Weird Shenanigans
#24
Cool Kid
I put my sunglasses on this goat and he posed for me.
#25
This Is Beatrix Kiddo. She’s Going To Be Competing In The Luge For Canada
#26
Does Anyone Else’s Dog Sit Like This?
She’s 11 but she’s done this her whole life. Her hips don’t seem to bother her, she runs and jumps without any problem. She sits “normally” most of the time, but sometimes I catch her in this position. I think she was laying down and wanted to sit up but was too lazy to complete the process on the slippery floor.
#27
On The Lookout For… Something
#28
Okey, I Guess
#29
Cat Head Changes Placement If You Look Above It
My wife thought our cat would enjoy this toy and it turns out that she fits perfectly into it. I’m not sure if she actually fits perfectly or if cats are liquid.
#32
The Super Ability To Sleep, Any Time, Any Place, Any Pose
#33
Crossed Is Fancy. This Pose Is Called “Heart Hands”. Because I Love You
#34
I Swear To God, I Thought That Was A Deer Or Stick
She is one of my retired racing Greyhounds. Sometimes among the trees in my country back yard even I have to look twice because she does look deer like at times. Other than that tail, of course.
Auntriarch 5 months ago (edited)
Classic greyhound pose, sometimes known as the ded cockroach position.
#35
She Used To Sit Like This As A Baby
#37
My Dog Certainly Sleeps Weird
#38
The Most Weird Sleeping Posture?
#39
He Finds The Most Interesting Ways To Sleep
#40
I Am Always Surprised How Flexible He Is
#42
Little Vampire
#44
Is My Cat Tummy Up Or Tummy Down
#45
Ending Me With Her Latest Pose
#46
Buddy Forgot How To Dog. He Was Born In New Mexico. I’m Convinced He’s An Area 51 Reject: An Alien In A Dog Suit And He Lost The Owners Manual
#47
I Found My Doggo In Weird Position
#49
My Cat Is Really Weird And I’m A Little Worried
Ok I know these are silly and I laugh at them too, but he does this most of the time he eats or drinks. Another thing is when he “loafs” the front legs loaf like normal but his back legs go out still. He has problems finding the food and water. Like it will be right under his mouth and he will lick the side of a bowl or he will be licking right above the water fountain. I have to hold him to make him eat normal or to make him drink normal. He plays weird like he only likes to lay I. One spot and attack stuff, I wish I could put a video and pics to show this. He’s been like this all his life he’s about 8 months old now and I’m just lost on if there is anything we can do or if it’s just like a neurological thing that he has.
Lady Eowyn 5 months ago
Has a vet checked him? If my dog had problems finding food and water right in front of her, I'd bring her to the vet as soon as possible.
#50
Fritzi Loves To Sleep In Weird Positions
#51
Nap Time
Always in a weird position
Add New Image
Explore more of these tags
What do you think ?
Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 5 months ago
Really! Never too many animal pix!!!!
Load More Replies...
Multa Nocte (she/her/86 47) 5 months ago
Really! Never too many animal pix!!!!
Load More Replies...
Related on Bored Panda
