50 Cursed Adverts From ‘Ads With Threatening Auras’ (New Pics)

Brilliant! LOL

N o

Pokémon Go is low-key trying to kill you.

If more signs were this blunt, idiots might pay more attention to them!

is it fish and bread?

Shoulders shovel, trudges off to nearest cemetary

Yep and serial killers are just misunderstood romantics.

T u e s d a y s - felt that

For all your gay beer-drinking alien needs

And... this is a simplified version why some "artists" manage to sell s**t (sometimes literally) to idiots with too much money.

I checked. Those are real and that is what they cost.

That's actually mad smart

this aisle will be useful mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

so much detail... i wanna eat it

"Spots fell off when he ran after a fire engine"

A refreshing example of honesty in advertising

I assume, sexy undertaker devil is not an option

Bakugo needs these

"The stolen items include a pit bull terrier and two crates of Mountain Dew"

Wait what

Is this not for when you have something on the seat, that is heavy and triggers the car's beeping sequence, so you use this to turn it off?

im dying the fact it says 'with potential'

Baby yeet machine... I'm actually crying :D

Violent temporal dimensional instability Beam. Danger of acute atomization.

The bartender has really mastered the correct facial expression

well what do you know, maybe it's a grape-flavoured ketchup dispenser which cleans your hands

I want one

Air Guitar makes everything better

Take one of these buzzers and at least one police officer

hahahahahahahaa

They claim to be "friendly", so a bit of foxy boxing might be acceptable

Ha ha ha! Unfortunate wording!

She looks pretty smug. 😆

Granny got it goin’ on. It ain’t over til it’s over.

And that's how she became a grandma

At least they couldn't smell it from 2 towns over.

No. No, they wouldn't.

Do i want to know what muffin means?

Brilliant. I am Dutch and evven chuckled after reading it.

Grandma's got game

You can smell my grandma's muffin *from* two towns over.

My muffin brings all the men to the town and they're like, it's better than yours.

OH NO

Uhm, we didn't need to know that😂

I think we all have immature minds.

Grandma!

Bake it like grandma

You vixen!

The look in her eyes. She is so hopefull, just wanting a man to come to smell her muffin. She used to be a sword swollower back in the day. Would you like a demonstration.

Grandma filling your douche with syrup is a bad idea

oh dear oh dear.

The Lord knows I love muffing.

smells like bass

I'd rather not....

...no ty...

From the same vendor: free hardcore

Attack of the Giant Crabs, coming to London in 2022 because why the hell not

I think you need to run very very far away

"Yep, had another cancellation this morning...dumpster's almost full and it's only Wednesday"

Is 15/hr really worth the risk of inviting Sean into your home?

dystopian capitalism

One time I was learning Italian on Duolingo and the sentence was "you will be with me until I die"

ok but this is a good ad...