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Now and then, a post pops up on your feed that isn’t all that it seems. At first glance, it looks pretty innocent, until you scroll a little further, then suddenly the whole thing becomes comical. As it turns out, that’s exactly what this compilation is all about. Whether it’s things that simply shouldn’t exist together, an amusing comment, or a wildly inappropriate statement, these posts get funnier the closer you look. Get ready for 45 of the internet’s most hilarious posts, with truly unexpected twists that will leave you saying, “Wait a minute!”
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#1
Wait A Minute
LamarrKee 2 weeks ago
Yes- I'd Love to talk to the fellow's glove-maker. He Has ro have them custom-made.....
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TheOneWithTheHat 2 weeks ago
I was a child when it happened, living in Germany. Today if a hunter shoots a wild boar, he still has to check the meat whether it's radioactive. Having troubles laughing at that one. Now you may downvote me :)
DC 2 weeks ago (edited)
The reaction to radioactivity contaminating the all of Europe, is among my oldest and undearest memories. We genuinely thought we'd never again eat mushrooms, because, just as wild boars, they were exposed and tend to accumulate the elements in question. I was 3.5 years old then, and therefore, my understanding of what happened, and why it did, wasn't that accurate, or even complete in the first place ... but, from today, as an engineer, I look at the RBMK and ... you don't have to be an expert about nuclear technology, or technology in general, to see how this device is a collection of flaws, unnecessary risks and a lack of control about the innter workings of a reactor that just leaves me puzzled about how anybody at all could have supported this approach (a large reactor consisting of numerous small, modular elements), the ex ecution thereof, and nobody attempted to rectify any of its flaws, until the risk they posed became a bitter reality. Add the typical soviet style sloppiness, lack of qualified manpower and material and the tendency to cover up, never report anything negative to the level above, and it's gonna be even worse than the initial accident alone would have caused it to work out. And, that's exactly what happened and still happens.
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justanotherweirdo 2 weeks ago (edited)
I don’t get it. I haven’t seen the doc series though. Am I missing something? Edit: Yes, people, I’m an idiot.
Dax Darkly 2 weeks ago
Reminds me of my dad (big drinker) getting pissed at the Weird Al movie UHF and their portrayal of Gandhi. "THAT IS *NOT* WHAT GANDHI WAS ABOUT!!"
Frances Pitchoune 2 weeks ago
Oh YES! I like that sketch! 😂 "No more mister Nice Guy!"
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Verfin22 2 weeks ago
Technically you can count on one hand when you get up to five, start over and add three. But yes I get the "what"?? in the post.
ChakatBlackstar 2 weeks ago
Or you can use your thumb and use your finger's segments to count up to 12 on one hand.
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#2
The Coffee Is Free
Ugh, do I have to? 2 weeks ago
I like my coffee as dark as my soul... jk I don't drink coffee, just like I don't have a soul
Jayjay 2 weeks ago
I just like my coffee, yeah strong and black. Period. It just has no connection whatsoever to my soul or taste in partners :).
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Doreen Buccigrossi 2 weeks ago
A customer said he like his coffee like his women: bitter & slowly cooling to his touch
Rinso The Red 2 weeks ago
Cold and bitter. True, it's an acquired taste, but you can find it just about anywhere
#3
I Was Thinking Of The Same
Kirsten Kerkhof 2 weeks ago
I teach Scottish Highland Dancing and sword dances are part of that. When I give workshops at Highland Games I bring swords, and I tell women and children to come collect swords, but I will hand the men swords myself. They tend to look disappointed, but I tell them frankly that I trust women and children with swords, but grown men will, without fail, act out their Braveheart instincts, and I don't trust them. It doesn't make the guys happy, but it generally keeps things safer.
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 weeks ago
I would most likely do that on the grounds of wanting to SHOCK... The System XP XD
#4
Mans Been Legit This Whole Time?!
Brian Droste 2 weeks ago (edited)
I have seen this picture number of times over a period of times. I always wonder where did this person get 43 mil. US dollars. And in cash.
V 2 weeks ago
I am sure it was procured completely ethically and legally.
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Janet Graham 1 week ago
This is the cash all of his victims sent him. They are still waiting to hear from him.
#5
That's How Homies Meet
Bill Swallow 2 weeks ago
... "I never metamour I didn't like?" Will Rogers, updated?
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Janet Graham 1 week ago
My brother-in-law stayed on good terms with his ex. When she remarried, he would introduce them as 'My ex-wife and ex-husband'.
#6
'murica
Mel in Georgia 2 weeks ago
Well ... the Native American image was originally just a marketing idea. It had nothing to do with the dairy industry. I acknowledge the irony, though!
Tele Avision 2 weeks ago (edited)
I love using the word "racist". You can cover more ground that way. 50 years ago, racial slurs could only be used on a small number of people. The greatest thing about using the word "Racist" is if you disagree with me then you are a racist too!
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Michael None 2 weeks ago
How Canadian, How British, How British, How Spanish, How French How Danish......
Linz Endell 2 weeks ago
Honestly, you could have started with How British, ended with How British and said How British between each other nationality and still not have scraped just How British we’ve been.
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Marnie 2 weeks ago (edited)
"The Land O'Lakes Indigenous woman, named Mia, holding the butter box was painted in 1928 by Brown & Bigelow illustrator Arthur C. Hanson.[23] According to Land O'Lakes, the original image of Mia was "simplified and modernized" in 1939 by Jess Betlach and has undergone many minor modifications since as the enduring logo of the co-op. Red Lake Ojibwe artist Patrick DesJarlait updated Mia's image in the 1950s.[23][24] DesJarlait publicly believed in fostering an open dialogue between Native Americans and non-Natives.[25] Thus, Mia's clothes were changed to match specific Ojibwe styles, and the background became a specific location in the Ojibwe territory, the Red Lake in Minnesota.[26] The original image is an example of the infinite-loop motif or Droste effect, in which the image is repeated, in theory infinitely, within itself." More below.
Marnie 2 weeks ago
"In 2018, the image was changed to depict only the head of the Native woman (doing away with the Droste effect).[27] In February 2020, the company announced that after 92 years, it was removing the image of the Native American woman.[28] The use of an Native woman as a mascot had been criticized as a stereotype[29] of the Indian princess, and the decision to change the label was praised by some Native advocates such as Peggy Flanagan, Lieutenant Governor of Minnesota and a citizen of the White Earth Band of Ojibwe.[30] However, the move was not without controversy within the Native community." More below
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Wonnie-Cookie713 2 weeks ago
If you watched aristocrats, I read the how American in Marie’s voice XD
Boop the Snoot. Pound the Paw. 2 weeks ago
I understand your point, but LoL changed their packaging because the Native American image was racist.
Babs Ishkabibble 2 weeks ago
The image is racist? How so? Do you think Mexicans get mad because there's a Mexican woman pictured on Josefina's tortilla chips?
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RamiRudolph 2 weeks ago
"Farmer Owned" is on there on the old version too.
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#7
Wholesome Holup
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
At wedding: Do you taco this woman in sickness and health, today and tamale, ...
2bwhctmvgn 2 weeks ago
Hopefully in the intervening the years he learned how to spell "Filipino".
Celtic Pirate Queen 1 week ago
My granddaughter is half Mexican and a part Japanese - after her bath, I would wrap her up like a burrito and tell her she was my little 'Japbeaner baby".
#8
Had Me In The First Half
Papa 2 weeks ago
I wouldn't say she's toxic, but a couple of weeks ago my son and I got home and his two-year old daughter ran up to me with her arms open like she was going to hug me, but stopped about 6' away, blew a raspberry at me, and ran to her Dad instead.
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Janet Graham 1 week ago
He'll come around. In a year, he will tell you he loves you every time he makes a mess.
#9
A Long Chill Vacation
#10
😳
Philly Bob 2 weeks ago
For Christmas dinner this year, I'll be roasting a Pheasant stuffed with a Duck that's been stuffed with Lamb. I'll be serving Phuckewe.
Serial pacifist 2 weeks ago
Ok, this reminded me of an enlightening quote from the US presidential campaign: They’re eating the dogs, the cats…!
Panda Kicki 2 weeks ago
Its not great for the dog though (in either case) as it is a rather loud and messy day to arrive in a new enviroment.
#11
Have You Ever Had Upside Down Peas¿
visacrum 2 weeks ago
With respect, you just had to go ruin the whole 'You know what? I don't either but by Jingo they're right!'
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Robert Millar 2 weeks ago
Britain is the only country where you can get upside down peas. They are expensive because they are difficult to harvest.
Bored Retsuko 2 weeks ago
Why don't they simply hire Australians for that?
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LookASquirrel 2 weeks ago
Same!Gotta look at Otto Katz post to get reoriented! It's hidden because of safe pic, nothing bad!
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Did you know that even scientists aren’t fully aware of the reasons why we laugh? Apart from what the dictionary tells us, humor is actually quite complex, unique to each person, and difficult to pin down. This is why what triggers laughter and why some people find things funny when others don’t continues to fuel debate among researchers.
#12
Holup
Mel in Georgia 2 weeks ago
Our obstinate young daughter did not heed her brother's advice when her hands were cold while skiing to NOT run her mittens under hot water in the bathroom. Not sure if he was using reverse psychology or not ... but frozen mittens are not a fun thing to experience neither for a child nor a parent.
Hobby Hopper 2 weeks ago
The coldest weather I ever personally experienced was skiing in Colorado. I don't remember the base temp, but the windchill was -30 F. We'd ride the lift half way up, warm up in the bathroom, ride the rest of the way up, warm up in the shop at the top, ski half way down, warm up in the bathroom, and finally ski the rest of the way down and warm up in the lodge. That weather is no joke, and we probably shouldn't have been out there.
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Colleen Glim 2 weeks ago
Coolish water or just go old school and scrape it. Ice scrapers are a thing
Larry Butz 2 weeks ago
OF COURSE you would. YOUR Business is replacing windshields and what better way than giving out false and misleading info.
Melinda Flick 2 weeks ago
I have had a small windshield crack (a few inches before the car wash) turn into a full side to side crack that had to be repaired asap during the car wash. Expensive and frustrating.
#13
Neil Was Very Opinionated
lucy smith 2 weeks ago
My favourite thing I've ever seen Armstrong do was a silly spot on 30 Rock where he and Liz Lemon screamed at the moon. "You stupid moon....I walked on your face!"
AnSi Bae 2 weeks ago
Sounds more like something Buzz Aldrin would say. Wasn't he kind of a dıcķ and bragging about being on the moon?
TotallyNOTAFox 2 weeks ago
To be fair, if you're the second human to set a step on the moon you kinda get bragging rights
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Wait
Colleen Glim 2 weeks ago
They need a box truck for body pickup? Antivaxxers need to pay attention
UnclePanda 2 weeks ago
The funeral homes are going to manage the same number of bodies eventually. The question is really one of timing.
Frank Ropen 2 weeks ago
If people die before they can have children it's less people
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Spencer's slave no longer 2 weeks ago
Which vax would that be exactly, because there's more than one.
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It Will Be Like That Though
Anne Roberts 2 weeks ago
That screen is large enough to watch a movie on. Great, we need more distracted drivers on the road. 🥺
Leaf of Kale 2 weeks ago
It’s so much harder to stay focused when you have to look with your eyes at what you’re clicking
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Kenneth Smith 2 weeks ago
Call me an old fart, but touch screens in cars really shouldn't be a thing. The cars have to drive themselves nowadays because the auto industry is actively encouraging us to take our eyes off the road.
Mike F 2 weeks ago
Possibly so when one breaks down they can try to get another loser to come help. That's just a hypothesis though.
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Oskar vanZandt 2 weeks ago
Will look for the vehicle with the smallest display when I'm due a different car...
#16
Oh Happy Birthday
RomanceRadish 2 weeks ago
I assume the family is well-off and they want the babysitter to be able to drive the kids to/ from activities. Sorry that's a boring theory.
#17
Some People At Work
#18
Holup, Ultimate Dad Flex Of All Time (…of All Time!)
Saphyre Fyre 2 weeks ago
Looks aren't everything; plenty of good looking people aren't good people.
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#19
Makes Sense
Laserleader 2 weeks ago
Any show that reduces language skills and makes kids revert to baby talk is evil.
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Cass Whitman 2 weeks ago
Waiting for the lord of the rings to drop a movie where everyone runs around on a wall for the entire movie eating pink custard
#20
That Oughta Do It
Rinso The Red 2 weeks ago
But it was the Hulu with Ads that really put him over the top
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Susan Teter 2 weeks ago
Well at least you have a profession when daddy dies and your in the "bill will".
J Steven Tefertiller 2 weeks ago
I must have done something the wrong way. I'm 70 years old and still paying my student loans off. I know! You'd thing I should know not to end a sentence with a preposition.
#21
Wait...what?
attunedsorcerer 2 weeks ago
From Egyptian statues to video games and the profile page. He he...
Nosirrow 2 weeks ago
I had a session with a horrible psychologist from a private company or whatever. I wrote a complaint, got the non-apology answer with the sign, 'Sonia, she/her.' Sonia, Jesus, that's not a good time to virtue signal. Why do people in Poland even do that, that's crazy. There are only two sexes, no need to clarify one's pronouns.
#22
A New Friend Is Always Good
We’ve all probably heard the saying “laughter is the best medicine,” but have we ever thought about why it exists? It’s said that when we laugh, we breathe in more oxygen, which in turn boosts circulation, leaving us feeling invigorated. Additionally, our brains release natural stress and pain relievers that make us feel calmer and more relaxed, ultimately lifting our spirits and boosting emotional wellness.
#23
Is It The Matter? They Said
Jaya 2 weeks ago
But this is the opposite of honesty, they were saying it's vegan when it's not, how is that honesty?
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CP 2 weeks ago
This one is annoying. Proudly not caring about lying. Too many people do this to the detriment of society.
Rinso The Red 2 weeks ago
If I recall correctly, Jimmy's Famous Seafood was in a comment war with PETA, and was winning
Wonnie-Cookie713 2 weeks ago
Is that tofu? Tofu is protein, which help digest, so would it make up for the cheese? Correct me if I’m wrong :)
Spencer's slave no longer 2 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure that's Feta, probably made using goat or sheep milk.
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#24
Oh
Mark Alexander 2 weeks ago
Might as well. We're paying SNAP benefits to their employees because Walmart doesn't pay a living wage. We're paying people with our tax dollars because big corporations really like socialism that helps them.
BK BigFish 2 weeks ago (edited)
I appreciate the sentiment, but don't do this. Walmart takes shoplifting - or even "mistakes" at the self-checkout - very seriously. And if you're not caught, they fire workers for not catching you.
Dan St John 2 weeks ago
Look at Ayatollah bone spurs bank statements, it has probably been sent there.
Brian Droste 2 weeks ago
Not trying to defend Walmart but that is probably why they are locking up a lot of their products plus at least in larger cities they are putting cameras on their check out stations. Especially in larger cities.
Nikole 2 weeks ago
Obviously. You need to push the staff button to even get deodorant at my CVS.
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Kid Murray 2 weeks ago
I can proudly say I worked there and got fired after three weeks. They said "Murray, we get the impression you don't like being here". Occasionally I buy some electronic item, use it for 29 days, open it and mess up the insides, then return it for a full refund. F**k you Walmart.
CJ Vee 2 weeks ago (edited)
That's dumb and ultimately ends up costing customers, not Walmart. Of course they pass the cost on to the people that shop there
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History Repeating
Nikolaj Christensen 2 weeks ago (edited)
I'm sure he would find an "endlösung"...
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Anne Roberts 2 weeks ago
Heaven help us. At one time he and Trump were BFF's. That's all we need - another incoherent b**b in the White House
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Robert Millar 2 weeks ago
Yes, it's not possible for parts of the body to get honorary degrees.
#26
Jalifornia Vibes
Mel in Georgia 2 weeks ago
Anybody else running through all the states using J as the first letter? I kinda like Jalabama.
Bi.Felicia 2 weeks ago (edited)
Jew Mexico, Jew York? Jew Hampshire? Definitely Jew Jersey! Jaryland and Jontana could be it or J'Maine?
#27
Just Another Wholesome Gaming Moment
visacrum 2 weeks ago
For me it was like: It's a joke, be cool. Yep, WoW, it's a joke. MIDDLE SCHOOL??? What the...oh you dirty barstid, you had me in the 3rd half. Yeah, 3rd half, I said what I said.
Load More Replies... SheamusFanFrom1987 2 weeks ago
With all due respect, if she's willing to WoW with you, you'd better haul her to at least equal level via quests. I'd do it, no questions whatsoever!
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 2 weeks ago
He said she was 13, not 13 and his sister.
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Now Wait A Minute
Data1001 2 weeks ago
I mean, he has a point. We've heard "Real women have curves" but not "Real men have a beer belly." 🤣 (I'm being sarcastic. Mostly.)
Earonn - 2 weeks ago
I mean, this sounds as if they have to like overweight men as a kind of 'punishment' for being overweight themselves? Guys, not *preferring* slender bodies is not a problem. Abusing others for being overweight while being fat oneself (as so many fat men do) is a problem.
Jaya 2 weeks ago (edited)
It's very possible that this phrasing was simply because the writer uses on of those basic rules they teach you when you learn how to write articles: to not use the same word twice in one sentence, but to use a synonym the second time. The writer may be so used to doing that, that they may not realize what they're implying.
#29
Too Close To Reality
Nikki Flynn 2 weeks ago
It's trained to deal with idiots and the horse is just fine.
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#30
Sorry Bruh
Norfolk and good 2 weeks ago
It was on the UK version. The voice was an automated message saying that there was no service.
roddy 2 weeks ago
Would wife be watching hubby on game show all by herself? I'd be with the whole family, friends and neighbours.
ॐBoyGanesh 2 weeks ago (edited)
It is not live. He may have been phoning his wife in that moment but she wouldn’t have been watching it until weeks or even months later.
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#31
Kim Is A Korean Name
#32
Heights Of Being Determined
#33
Das Ist Nicht Dein Ernst
les 2 weeks ago
what neanderthals? homo erectus? homo habilis? homo erotica?
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Shelley Dawson 2 weeks ago
I'm half Turkish and with a Nigerian great grandfather, I can attest, people of colour did far worse. Look who the main s***e traders were!
Laserleader 2 weeks ago (edited)
My parents did some horrible things, why should I go back in time to people Im not even related to?
It may come as a surprise to learn that sarcasm isn’t always funny. When it’s overused in conversation, it often takes over the mood, and not in a good way. Surprisingly, our brains are wired to respond to and appreciate clever wit more positively than sarcasm, since it isn’t mean or aggressive.
#34
IQ Level 23
Brian Herold 2 weeks ago
Ignorance can be educated, crazy can be medicated, but you can't fix stupid.
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Susan Raskin 1 week ago
Our educational system has been failing our children for decades. Kids don't learn civics, social studies, reading and writing like we did in the old days. We have failed these children and we need to restructure the entire system.
#35
No One Understands Love Nowadays
Luke Branwen 2 weeks ago
I can't stress enough how ironic is that profile pic with Takeru Takaishi since he's the most cinnamon roll, goody-two-shoes character 😆
LinkTheHylian 11 hours ago
No WAY did you refer to T.K. by his full name! His parents didn't even do that!
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(Introducing my girlfriend to my family...) Me: "This is my girlfriend Kaitlyn." Kaitlyn: "Hi!" My Wife: "What the hell???"
Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 2 weeks ago
Well Jake's boyfriend evidently seems to have a lot of issues to unpack and iron out, from his personal baggage.
#36
What Did He Say!
Marno C. 2 weeks ago
As long as he really, really, really holds down that "her choice" button at other times, then fine.
Daisydaisy 2 weeks ago
I feel like some people just stomp around every day carrying a random load of aggro and nastiness, just waiting for someone to dump it on
visacrum 2 weeks ago
I'm guessing this is a post from The Onion. The guy may as well have said 'I want to be kicked in the yarbles by otherwise innocent bystanders!'
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Slapdash1 2 weeks ago
He's not judging. Just unwilling to inconvenience himself because of her life choices
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They want us to have their babies, but standing for 5 minutes is too much for them....yeah, no thank you.
ॐBoyGanesh 2 weeks ago
Queer people don’t exist. And they can’t be asshöles, too.
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I Love Cheating
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
I refused to cheat in school. Like Gladstone Gander, I considered it a form of work.
Hobby Hopper 2 weeks ago
Maybe it says something about the quality of instruction from when I was in school, but tests were usually easy, even if you were kind of shaky on the material. You could usually guess the right answer just from the way the questions were written. No cheating necessary.
DC 2 weeks ago
That's actually way worse! Imagine a degree in medicine, handed to some knowitall who graduated school already needing to cheat, and then being allowed to operate inside peoples' organs? Or, an engineer who's too stupid to calculate some of their machineries' features and properties, but is allowed to anyway? Ok, nowadays, most CAD have some sort of FEM in them, but still, not understanding what that is doing makes it sort of useless. Any simuationn is only gonna relieve us from months of calculation, not from understanding the principle at work. Anyway ... in school, it's fun and games, in Uni, just don't.
Susan Raskin 1 week ago
when you cheat you may get the higher grade, but then you have to live your career as a poser. You don't learn what you need to know when you cheat.So you enter into a profession without the knowledge needed to do the job. You didn't put the work in and it will show
Charlotte Ingle 2 weeks ago
I guess if you're going to be an anti-societal a**e anyway...
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#38
This Didn’t Age Well
Kurichfield 1 week ago
will never stop regretting not buying any when it was just a joke
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Fitz_N_Fartz 2 weeks ago
Just for context, congrats for getting $100 for coming 4th. For those that came 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th here is $2,383,022 each (at todays exchange rate 12/25).
Chris Cortese 2 weeks ago
Heh reminds me, many moons ago I took a web dev MOOC from a Stanford professor, so it was a "free course" but he really wanted to use bitcoin in the project, and the smallest amount of bitcoin you could buy was 1/10th of a bitcoin. So the course cost me $10. Should have bought a bit more than a 1/10th of a bitcoin.
David Houde 2 weeks ago (edited)
For 25 bitcoins? Right now bitcoin are over $92k USD. More like $2.3 million.
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#39
Holup… You Mean To Tell Me You Don’t?
Upstaged75 2 weeks ago (edited)
Does she hear someone else's voice narrating hers? It would be kind of cool to have Morgan Freeman narrating my life.
Auntriarch 2 weeks ago
I hear Pandas' comments in different voices when I read them
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Lukas (he/him, it/its) 2 weeks ago
I remember being a little kid and being fascinated that when I had "Let it Go" stuck in my head, it sounded like Elsa was actually singing in my head. There was also a time as a child where I genuinely thought I was the only person capable of actual thought because nobody understood me and I didn't understand them (hello, undiagnosed autism!). My inner voice doesn't sound like my speaking voice- it just sounds like my inner voice, not like anyone else. Sometimes if I've been watching a lot of a certain Youtuber or something as background noise, my thoughts will follow their speech patterns, though.
Fern 2 weeks ago
My inner voice was Scottish for a while, after I had been bingeing a Scottish podcaster (I'm Canadian 😆)
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Mark Alexander 2 weeks ago
Only his voice? Not a cacophony of different voices constantly arguing? No? So, just me then.
Kitty Litter 2 weeks ago
A lot of people have no inner dialogue and from my experience these individuals typically can not picture things in their head either.
Charlotte Ingle 2 weeks ago
I have the monologue but can't picture things. My husband is the opposite
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Charlotte Ingle 2 weeks ago
My husband doesn't. One of his sons does, one doesn't. It's a thing.
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BK BigFish 2 weeks ago
This woman just realized that other people have inner voices - and she doesn't. I have no idea how she has survived this long...
Nikki Sevven 2 weeks ago
I have an inner narrator. I also can vividly see, smell, feel, and taste things I've previously experienced. My daughter is the same. Anyone else?
veirdbuttrue 2 weeks ago
Yes, me too, except for remembering exactly how something tastes,
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Well We All Screwed
Laserleader 2 weeks ago
Who thought they didnt monitor it? Incognito just means it doesn't get saved to your history, not that you don't exist.
marcelo D. 2 weeks ago
Google will win that lawsuit in a second cause incognito mode literally specifies what it does in the front page when opened
#41
Nursing School
Tele Avision 2 weeks ago
The real fun's not in having them, the real fun's in making them!
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Apparently the correct answer is "you can have other children", and "what if in the future your man (who you haven't met yet, but he will get to decide now) wants children", and "the genetic test revealed Downs's syndrome so you should abort and try again". According to what medical staff have ACTUALLY SAID.
Nosirrow 2 weeks ago
A woman said she lost her son, aged several weeks. The female doctor said, confused at her crying, 'But you haven't had time to bond with him!' A week after my mother died, a nurse or a social worker interrupted me to point out I used present tense about my dead mother. Those people deserve immediate e*******n. They just waste resources and hurt people.
#42
Tell Me
Upstaged75 2 weeks ago
😂 As someone going through it at the moment your comment is spot on.
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Cuppa tea? 2 weeks ago
House with lots of lights in 2000 is equivalent of house with lots of A/C units in 2025.
#43
They're Trying To Pull A Fast One On Her
Colleen Glim 2 weeks ago
That is some b*llshit right there. Either they’re two people or one person but pick one and stick with it
David Houde 2 weeks ago
I feel the same way about daylight savings time. Just pick a time and stick with it. Heck, I don't care if you split it down the middle!
Load More Replies... Plentyofoomph 2 weeks ago
Two minds to educate, but only one body doing work. Depends on what the job is
Nuku Nyara 2 weeks ago (edited)
I heard that they are both teachers for the same elementary class.
Load More Replies... BK BigFish 2 weeks ago
Can they drive in the carpool lane? Do concerts and nightclubs charge them double? In the airport, do they have to present two IDs? If one bites someone do they both go to jail for a*****t? Can anyone sneak up on them? Who controls which body part? So. Many. Questions.
Bob Brooce 2 weeks ago
I'd upvote you more then once if possible. I've also got lots of questions, and the only one I can partially answer is about the carpool lane. I don't know about other states, but the state that requires them to each have a license very definitely has to let them use a carpool lane if the minimum requirement is two people. Bonus legal question: if they get pulled over in the carpool lane do they have valid lawsuit for being illegally detained since tow drivers sitting upright in the front seat means the cop didn't has a reasonable articulate suspicion that a crime was being committed?
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Kabuki Kitsune 2 weeks ago
Here's the question then. If the job requires physical labor, and only one of them is in control of the body... wouldn't it be "one body doing one job?"
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Bob Brooce 2 weeks ago
Imagine the possibilities if they get pulled over. "Which of you was driving?" Two part harmony: "Not me."
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Zena 2 weeks ago
OK, but as I recall, they're schoolteachers, so only one of them is teaching a class at a time, while the other is just there (can't be off in a corner grading papers or something). So technically, only one of them is working at a time and each is working about half-time during the school day. I get that outside of class, they could each be prepping for their separate classes (like all teachers do), but during the work day only one is working at a time.
Bob Brooce 2 weeks ago
You were downvoted by a moron. It might be possible for one to be doing a job that requires thinking and typing or writing while he other one talks to a class, but that would still limit the second one's ability to teach by moving around and writing on a screen.
Load More Replies... Susan Raskin 1 week ago
That's unfair. Either pay them both for their work hours or drop one of the tuitions and both girls should be allowed to take classes for their degrees
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Zero Costa 2 weeks ago (edited)
these women are all freaks taking selfies at the h*******t memorial
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PhDr. Pavel Melo His. Sc. 2 weeks ago
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Norfolk and good 2 weeks ago
The Anne Frank House in Amsterdam doesn't allow phones and makes you check your bag in at reception.
PhDr. Pavel Melo His. Sc. 2 weeks ago
Althoug her story is used, as the house per se, for commercial purposes
Load More Replies... Nosirrow 2 weeks ago
Ya know, German youth should be dragged to Auschwitz, by force if necessary and given a proper lecture. At the same time, 3 Poles I know who willingly went to former camps and haven't had an emotional response are all monsters without human emotions or feelings. I'd never set foot in a camp, just seeing ads for a trip to Auschwitz in Krakow made me really sad.
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Plentyofoomph 2 weeks ago
Mr Beast always looks like hes trying to hide the fact that he just s**t himself
Paulina 6 days ago (edited)
Until recently I had no idea this guy existed 🤷♀️ But then a streaming platform recommended his competition reality TV show to me. I still don't know him, but one thing I can say for sure is that his eyes are dead. Like, never ever a glint of an emotion! Huge smile, porcelain doll eyes.
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