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These 45 Signs Are As Useful As A Chocolate Teapot And People Couldn’t Resist Sharing Them
We humans are big fans of recognizing patterns. “Fans” is an understatement. Our comparatively gargantuan brains and this noticing of patterns is one of the key things that helped us survive and evolve to where we are today.
What I’m getting to is that we notice things and sometimes falsely attach them to others. So when we see a sign, we expect it to be informative, concise, official… But sometimes they’re anything but.
Today, we’ve collected a whole bunch of these signs that are so useless, they become hilarious.
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#1
This Monstrosity
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#2
No S**t Sherlo... Wait... Cake?
DippityDooDerp 3 years ago
Simple. You'd be more inclined to drive carefully if you have a cake in your car than if you didn't.
#3
Dang Was Scheduling To Have A Heart Attack There Gotta Go Somewhere Else I Guess
#5
Nothing Happened
Foffy Skrimshaw 3 years ago
There is not one place on Earth where nothing happens. Something is happening everywhere all the time. Even if it's just the gentle breeze flipping a small leaf over, it's something.
#6
Seen On A Delivery
#7
Well, Obviously!
#8
I Live In A Very Classy Area
#9
Damn I Was Planning On Playing Football There
#10
Guess Some Hotels Charge?
#11
Thanks For The Heads Up
#12
He Could’ve Just Called Me
#13
Thank Goodness For The Sign. I Almost Used The Basin
#14
In Case There Was Any Doubt
#15
Sale!
#16
I Would Have Died If Not For The Stop Sign. Obviously
The Blue Spirit 3 years ago (edited)
The existence of this sign implies that any road not ending in a stop sign is free game
#17
Unnecessary Instructions
#18
Would Have Been Lost Without This Sign.. Lucky Me
#19
Instructions For Santa In Case The Milk And Cookies Were Confusing
#20
No Smoking In The Designated Smoking Area Guys!
#21
This Felt Good Because I Was At The Post Office
#22
So Confused, Guess I'm Stuck Here!
#23
Deer Can Read, Right?
Lunaofthenest 3 years ago
This has to be the most infuriating one on the list. Putting out a pile of food for local wildlife then shooting that wildlife seems more like baiting (which is against the law here in WA) and the sign seems like a poor attempt at covering their @$$
#24
Might As Well Not Have Bothered With The Sign 😁
#25
What Time Do You Think They Close ?
#26
Broken
#27
That'll Teach Em!
#28
Which Way Tho?
#29
We Wanted To Tell You...nothing At All
Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my! 3 years ago
This just in: Audi has pounced Bouche's tail yet again! Tired of his shenanigans, Bouche jumped into the bathroom sink to enjoy a nap. Audi followed her to the sink and fell asleep on top of her. Bouche began grooming Audi, to point out that she's the queen cat of the sink. He gave her the same look I gave my mother when she'd spit on a tissue to wash my face. Audi decided it would be much more fun to play climb the soft can-opener, and climbed out of the sink. Bouche is now enjoying her kitten-free napping time. Audi was distracted by a bit of fluff that desperately needed to be killed, and is determinedly stalking it. Updates at ten and twelve.
#30
Well... What Are You Going To Do About It?
#31
Why Have The Sign If You Don’t Want People Throwing Stones?
Der Kommissar 3 years ago (edited)
also do not throw Beatles, Gerry and the Pacemakers or Dave Clark Five at this sign
#32
Thanks For The Clarification
#33
No Cars
#34
How Could Anyone Find The Pyramid Without This Very Helpful Sign???
#36
Yeah I Don't Know What To Do Here
#37
Tempting
#38
Useless Trail Sign
ThatCapybara 3 years ago
Finally, after 10 days stuck in the bush, I was saved! I could finally rejoin civilization! Oh, to eat a buttered bagel again! This sign will show me... the... way...
#40
Couldn’t Have Done It Without You, Sign
#41
Mmmm, Yes. Good Note
#42
Watch Me
#43
This Sign Reminding Me That The Stairs Go Down
#44
This Sign Exists Solely To Legally Disclaim The Existence Of This Sign
#45
I Had Completely Forgotten And Am Thankful For The Reminder
#46
Damn I Was Really Looking Forward To A Nice Skate
#47
Snacks With Extra Bible Verse For Free
sofacushionfort 3 years ago
And Lays so loves its chips that it injects nitrogen into the bag so that they too shall not perish.
#48
Good Thing To Remind Me
#49
Plant “Meat” Is Grass Fed. Very Good
#50
This Burger King Sign
#51
I Didn't Know There Was A Door
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martymcmatrix 3 years ago (edited)
https://media04.myhe...0/8600070_L.jpg ••• Dogs must be kept on a leash - Except guide dogs for the blind
ADHD McChick 3 years ago (edited)
Some of these are less "useless", and more "completely misunderstood by the OPs and many of the commenters". Which...I suppose IS actually pretty useless, now that I think about it, because if people can't understand the message your sign is trying to convey, then your sign isn't very useful after all, is it? Words are hard sometimes...
martymcmatrix 3 years ago (edited)
https://media04.myhe...0/8600070_L.jpg ••• Dogs must be kept on a leash - Except guide dogs for the blind
ADHD McChick 3 years ago (edited)
Some of these are less "useless", and more "completely misunderstood by the OPs and many of the commenters". Which...I suppose IS actually pretty useless, now that I think about it, because if people can't understand the message your sign is trying to convey, then your sign isn't very useful after all, is it? Words are hard sometimes...
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