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Sometimes we need a little pick me up when life has dealt us a difficult hand, and inspiring quotes are a great way to do that. They are so uplifting they sound like they came straight from your parent's mouth, 'you're special' or 'you can do anything if you put your mind to it,' and let's not forget 'when life gives you lemons make lemonade,' and all the other happy-go-lucky bullcrap of motivational quotes. Well for all the realists out there who are tired of too much sugar in their lemonade, the uninspirational quotes account is back with more funnyinspiring quotes.

Be forewarned these short quotes are not here to make you feel like a special unique snowflake, they are here to remind you that if at first, you don't succeed, you should probably give up and that staying in bed is always the best decision for all the sad people. Scroll down for a healthy serving of sugar-free, sarcastic and hilarious helping of quotes!

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At Least In Bed Nothing Can Go Wrong

At Least In Bed Nothing Can Go Wrong

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    Double Standards

    Double Standards

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    We Are All Very Concerned About You

    We Are All Very Concerned About You

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    #5

    Learn From The Past

    Learn From The Past

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    #6

    Believe In Nothing!!!

    Believe In Nothing!!!

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    There Are Plenty Of Fish In The [bad] [bad] Sea

    There Are Plenty Of Fish In The [bad] [bad] Sea

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    #8

    Do Some Dating This Weekend

    Do Some Dating This Weekend

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    #9

    It Goes Both Ways, Baby

    It Goes Both Ways, Baby

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    #10

    Have A Great Weak

    Have A Great Weak

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    Weekends Are For Over-Eating

    Weekends Are For Over-Eating

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    No. Seriously. It's Never Gonna Happen. Give Up

    No. Seriously. It's Never Gonna Happen. Give Up

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    #13

    Just Don’t Do It

    Just Don’t Do It

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    #14

    So So So [darn] Jealous

    So So So [darn] Jealous

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    #15

    Life Goals From

    Life Goals From

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    #16

    I’ll Get Back At You Soon With A Better Answer Ttyl

    I’ll Get Back At You Soon With A Better Answer Ttyl

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    #17

    It’s Just Math

    It’s Just Math

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    #18

    Workout Wednesday

    Workout Wednesday

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    #19

    It’s Nice To Have Time Alone

    It’s Nice To Have Time Alone

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    #20

    This Is All A Losing Game

    This Is All A Losing Game

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    #21

    Everything Ends Badly!!!

    Everything Ends Badly!!!

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    #22

    Every. [darn]. Night

    Every. [darn]. Night

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    This Is The Only Way Many Of Us Are Ever Going To Find Happiness

    This Is The Only Way Many Of Us Are Ever Going To Find Happiness

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    #24

    Give Me Naps Or Give Me Death

    Give Me Naps Or Give Me Death

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    #25

    Have Big Goals And Make Them Come True

    Have Big Goals And Make Them Come True

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    #26

    Don’t Wake Me Up Until Monday

    Don’t Wake Me Up Until Monday

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    #27

    Sweet Dreams

    Sweet Dreams

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    #28

    The Night Is Young! Get To Complainin’!!!

    The Night Is Young! Get To Complainin’!!!

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    #29

    And Tonight I’m Going To Eat My Friends

    And Tonight I’m Going To Eat My Friends

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    #30

    Try It Sometime!!!

    Try It Sometime!!!

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    #31

    It's Never Too Late To Give Up!

    It's Never Too Late To Give Up!

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    Sundays Are For Staying In Bed

    Sundays Are For Staying In Bed

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    #33

    I Regret All The Desserts But I Will Do It Again Anyway

    I Regret All The Desserts But I Will Do It Again Anyway

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    #34

    Aaaaaand I’m Reaaaaally Good At It

    Aaaaaand I’m Reaaaaally Good At It

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    #35

    Have A Great Weekend!!!

    Have A Great Weekend!!!

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    #36

    Happy Halloween

    Happy Halloween

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    #37

    But You’re Not, So I Don’t

    But You’re Not, So I Don’t

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    #38

    Please Keep It Down Until At Least Tomorrow

    Please Keep It Down Until At Least Tomorrow

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    Almost Every Day

    Almost Every Day

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    Always Plan Ahead

    Always Plan Ahead

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    #41

    Yes. This Is About You

    Yes. This Is About You

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    #42

    Literally. Nothing. Matters.

    Literally. Nothing. Matters.

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    🎶🎶🎶happiness Is A Diseaseeeeeee 🎶🎶🎶

    🎶🎶🎶happiness Is A Diseaseeeeeee 🎶🎶🎶

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    #44

    Too Real? :(

    Too Real? :(

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