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44 More Hilariously ‘Unispirational’ Quotes From The Most Pessimistic Instagram
Sometimes we need a little pick me up when life has dealt us a difficult hand, and inspiring quotes are a great way to do that. They are so uplifting they sound like they came straight from your parent's mouth, 'you're special' or 'you can do anything if you put your mind to it,' and let's not forget 'when life gives you lemons make lemonade,' and all the other happy-go-lucky bullcrap of motivational quotes. Well for all the realists out there who are tired of too much sugar in their lemonade, the uninspirational quotes account is back with more funnyinspiring quotes.
Be forewarned these short quotes are not here to make you feel like a special unique snowflake, they are here to remind you that if at first, you don't succeed, you should probably give up and that staying in bed is always the best decision for all the sad people. Scroll down for a healthy serving of sugar-free, sarcastic and hilarious helping of quotes!
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At Least In Bed Nothing Can Go Wrong
Shrug
Double Standards
We Are All Very Concerned About You
Learn From The Past
Believe In Nothing!!!
There Are Plenty Of Fish In The [bad] [bad] Sea
Do Some Dating This Weekend
It Goes Both Ways, Baby
Have A Great Weak
Weekends Are For Over-Eating
No. Seriously. It's Never Gonna Happen. Give Up
Just Don’t Do It
So So So [darn] Jealous
Life Goals From
I’ll Get Back At You Soon With A Better Answer Ttyl
It’s Just Math
Workout Wednesday
It’s Nice To Have Time Alone
This Is All A Losing Game
Everything Ends Badly!!!
Every. [darn]. Night
This Is The Only Way Many Of Us Are Ever Going To Find Happiness
Give Me Naps Or Give Me Death
Have Big Goals And Make Them Come True
Don’t Wake Me Up Until Monday
Sweet Dreams
The Night Is Young! Get To Complainin’!!!
And Tonight I’m Going To Eat My Friends
Try It Sometime!!!
It's Never Too Late To Give Up!
Sundays Are For Staying In Bed
I Regret All The Desserts But I Will Do It Again Anyway
Aaaaaand I’m Reaaaaally Good At It
Have A Great Weekend!!!
Happy Halloween
But You’re Not, So I Don’t
Please Keep It Down Until At Least Tomorrow
Almost Every Day
Always Plan Ahead
Yes. This Is About You
Literally. Nothing. Matters.
🎶🎶🎶happiness Is A Diseaseeeeeee 🎶🎶🎶
Too Real? :(
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